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QUEEN'S GREAT VICTORY, The winning of both the Intercol- legiate championship and the Eaut- ern Canada championships by Queen's rugby team is a matter of pride, not only to the university, but to the city of Kingston and all East. | ern Ontario. ! Saturday's fine victory over the Argonauts provided the reason for an outbreak of enthusiam such as is seldom seen In this city. Dense crowds surrounded the bulletin boards, and when the final score was announced the friends and sup- porters of Queen's went wild with delight. "Good old Queen's" was an ex- pression commonly heard on the street, and it voiced the sentimeut of every person in the city. The unl- versity is to be heartily ocngratulat- ed on the success that has crowned the efforts of its athletes. They have shown that Queen's has the material out of which championships are made. The hard, untiring work of the officials, the trainers and the members of the team has at last brought to the city of Kingston and its popular university an honor which they richly deserve. The great battle on Saturday, when the far- famed Argos went down to defeal before the irresistible Tri-color, wil! go down in football history as one of the best and most sternly contested gridiron fights ever seen on a Can- adian fleld. It was a brilliant vie- | tory for Queen's, and one that the | boys richly deserved. George Awreg and those who assisted him In train-" ing the team are to be congratulat- ed on the splendid success they hava won. Here's to "Good old Queen's!" YOU DO iT, DOC. Don't talk baby talk to your baby. That's what Dr. James Sinnot Greene, founder and director of the National Hospital for Speech Dis- orders, says, It leads, he declares, to faulty enunciation in later years on the part of the young hopeful. Aw, Doc, have a heart! What would the women-folk do if ea drt -- The long skirt is here--go back to work, men, the show's over. "Europe is on the Brink," worries f sa diplomat. , Surely he means "blink." A---------- At any rate, these numerous con- ferences serve ar breathing spaces . between rounds. - Well, why should the world re- yore leaders? It can go to the dogs without leaders. Matrimony settles down to norm- al when the wife finds him out and can't keep him in. Correct this sentence: "I don't like to repeat gossip; but 1 think you ought to know this." If all the income tax dodgers were placed end to end their wails would reach high heaven. Even a preacher, it seems, has no elaim to immunity when he ma'es Jove to another man's wife. ------ Skill in contortion isn't really es- - mential to happiness unless you have an upper berth occasionally. ---------- Daughter knows three languages, but she could get along nicely with four words: 'Charge it to Dad." How fine it would pe if the law's servants could fin swindlers as easily as the suckers find them. Just as the world was turning the war corner, scientists announce a cannon ball that will shoot around & corner. a v -------------- Modern art has its little faults, but it hasn't yet given us a canvas entitled: "Madonna with a Cigar otte." The trouble seems to be that a political party begins with an idea and continues' its career without ---- ~The prophet is without honor, And at times we suspect that the Prophet's servant, Kemal, is In the same fix. A The dope: A technical saying meaning, "This team will win." The dope and the facts have nothing 'n common. 01d Dobbin had his faults, but yon didn't have to stop and jack him up on the highway every time you were in a Durry. Rf ae The bride 1s a good sport it she see any romance in the cold | to the kitchen, Big Brother had a they couldn't cuddle every new baby and say him was the ittsy tootsy ittle iweety weetums, ess him was, an' dess haffa Jove him to pieces, ess would. The scene: The happy parents, the baby, the relatives, and the neighbor who follows Dr. Green's advice. The neighbor advances. She picks up the squirming babe: "You are delightful, my dear; I find it causes mo great enjoyment Shus to hold you in proximity to my person." Would she be unanimously voted | looney? Would she or wouldn't she, Doc, we just ask you that? You re- form the women and then the rest qf the world will stop the baby talk. ------------ YOUR EYES, When you go for the first time to have your measure taken for glasses, it is vastly irritating to wa'ch the chart of the oculist and realize that you can't read all the letters, row after row, The F's and the R's and the E's look alike, and the V's and the Y's fool you. You need glasses, all rizht, and you know in your heart that you should have had them long ago. Why do so many more folk wear glasses now than did a generation ago? Well, there are two reasons, a bad one and a good one. The bad reason ie that the nervous strain on which our lives are ordered nowadays hits most of us in the same place-- the eyes. They give out." Nature has given her toll for abuse. And most of us do abuse our eyes ecandalously, The good reason is that a-genera- tion Ago most people suffering from defective vision didn't know it. We said a boy in school was stupid, while often he was merely suffering from eyestrain. We're wiser now. More common sense arrives In the world ity will bave enough of #t to stop abusing its eyes. THE OTHER SON. Something at last has been said of the Prodigal Son's brother. That much slighted individual is general- ly looked upon as a snarling fellow, too Jealous of his kid brother, and stingily inclined when the fatted calf was to be killed. . But he was legally justified in such an attitude. And'for the proof Prof. Albert Clay, of Yale Univer sity, points to the Code of Hammur- abi, oldest laws of man extant, said to have been written--that {s,chisel. led in stone--some 4,600 years ago. The fourth law of Hammaurabl says: "If a son sayyinto his father, 'not my father' the house, fleld, plantation, ' servants, progerty, an'. mals, he shall go forth; and his portion"to the full amount his fath- er shall give him. His father shall say to him 'not my son,' from the neighborhood of the house he shall go." This, Prof. Clay explains, estabe lishes that the Prodigal Son was le- Sally dead, and entitled to nothing, So when he came snooping around perfect right to know what he want- Prodigal Son's brother was "within the law." ed.. Note that Big Brother didn't! ? x AJ Ce & 30 wT THE DAILY BRITISH WHIG. and had Ma open some of last year preserves, didn't bother about ti? law. In the days of Christ and in the days of Hammurabi some men had souls above the law's allowance. INVITATIONS TO RIDE. No one drives an auto long on the public roads before becoming famil- far with the wayside traveller who asks for a ride. Sometimes in the evening such pedestrians will discon- cert one on lonely roads by making an arresting gesture. Begging a ride is becoming quite common. Very often the driver cannot check his speed until it is too late to answer the pedestrian's appeal. Men with good Intentions are often in doubt as to whether they should accept these passengers, and there are sev- eral reasons why it pays to be care- ful. The driver of an auto has a right to be suspicious of men who spring from the dark into the glare of the headlights and motion for a ride. Often the action closely resembles a hold-up. Such men should receive no consideration. The night is no time to make requests. It should be remembered, however, hat taking passengers is a risky business. If the guest is injured he may sue the owner of the car for damages. Then again ther are thugs roaming the highways who from the comfortable back seat find it easy-to hold up a driver. The ac- commodating autoist may feel cold steel under his ear while his hand ison the throttle. Granting free rides to unknown wayfarers should be confined %o broad daylight and well travelled roads. BUYING THE TOYS, Some Mttle gins will have big, flaxen-haired dolls smiling from their stockings on Ohristmas morning. Some little boys will have toy aero- planes, bomb-throwers and all the other paraphernalia of modern nure- ery warfare. Some other little girls and boys won't, But 4hose whose dollics are (the ordimary sawdust kind with eyes star- ing, it must be confessed rather stupidly, in front of them, and those whose toy soldiers are just everyday fellows, are to be congratulated. The toys have known it all along. They have known, too, that the humbler ones of their assemblage, now so shiny with new paint in a thousand toy shops over thq land, are due for a far happier lifa than their pretentious brothers and sisters who are destined for ith: homes of the rich. For a toy's happiness Is measured by the lovo that is lavish- ed upon it. And the child who has one simple toy thinks far more of it than he or she who has a new trinket for every mood. Psychologists are beginning to find thie out. They have worked out a whole involved system of toy teach. ings, in which the child mind dwells principally on simple objects, plain contours and brave, not delicate, colors, So if a momentary sigh comes to you because you cannot afford to have Santa Clause bring "the best there is" to your little lad or lassie, smile stead. They will be all the better for it. 1 | ALONG LIFE'S DETOUR BY SAM HILL Comfort To Thin Girls 'Tis nice that charity can hide A multitude of sins; Put these long skirts are handy, too, For hiding skinny shins. -- Obnrery of What has become of the old-fash- toned widow who thought she ought to dress ir black for a year after she had collected the life ins ce? every year. Maybe some day human- [4 } Foolish Advice. The mar had skidded on the siip- pery bridge and gone over into the river, crashing through the ice. A passer-by noticed him floundering around in the chilly water and shouted: y "Keep ooo] and I'll save you!" "Well," chattered' the victim, if I was as sure of your being able to save me as I am of my keeping cool I would quit saying my prayers this minute." -- Fool Questions. D. M. C. asks: "Why are so many men who get tight looked upon as loose characters?" We'll bite. Why are they? 5 « Bey, Page the Stork, (Classified Ad. in New York Times) Young Lady--French, wishes a fow more children, afternoon; neighbor- hood 203d St. West; highest refer- ences. L 268, Times. ject; alm carefully, exercise keen judgment and pull firmly, as the fitful mind lke the wavering arrow never speeds true to the mark. ~J. BF "Datty Sentence : That doesn't change our estimaté of him. "uy 5 His father, who killed the galt A SAFE FORTRESS:--As the mountains are round {about Jerusalem, so the Lord 1s {round about his people from hence- forth even for ever.--Psalm 125:32. ' BLUNDERS | ee" THATC AER / Why Is This Wrong? The answer will ba found among to-day"s want ads. (What "Blunder" do you suggest?) Copyright, 1922, Associated Editors. By James Stewart. Postmaster, City of Kingston. Do not wait until the last minute tc-mail Christmas letters and pack- ages. Some people are thoughtful enough to mail their Christmas lut- ters and kages in time for de- livery before Christmas; many oth- ers, just as generous, but less thoughtful, wait until the last min- ute and then pour their Christmas mail into the post office in a perfect deluge, with the result that thou- eands of little folks, and grown-ups tco, are disappointed and perhaps their Christmas spoiled because a letter or package is delayed and not delivered untf] after Christmas. Please mail packages for out of town delivery early In the week be- delivery during the week December 18th. Such letters packages may be endorsed 'Do Not Cpen Untii Christmas. oxfords. The clerk knelt down to lace them 'and she. gazed about the room. Suddenly she looked down and saw the bald head. Thinking that it was her rolled-topped knee, she mod- estly drew her skirt over fit. , That's So, Whenever you, séé a man sneaking into a rummagy¢ sale you know he's there to rescue the only otMer par of pants he owns and which hi§ wife had donated to the heathen.--Ciuncin- nati Enquirer. He thinks, and correctly so, that he needs_.the old pants as badly as the heathen, who, if forced to it, can €0 without 'em and not be run in.-- Tom Deming. -- Ernest Was Getting tid of Trouble, Not Asnexiag It, Eh? (Apple Tree Cor. MoCreary County Ky. Record) Brnest Strunk traded hfs car to a man and got everything the man had, even to his dog, except his wife and children; when he had gotten to them he thought he had enough, News of the Names Club. Will B. Looney is reported from Los Angeles--probably trying to figure up where to get the money to buy Christmas presents or something. R. J. K. tells us Iva Bunn, of Evans- ville, has a sister who is more ob- serving of the dry laws--her name is Etta Bunn. Oh, very well. Janette Argues is reported Lansing and, being a woman, willing to bet she does. -- Huh! "It's a deep subject." "Well?™ "Yes, a well."--G. R. (G. R., that isn't very deep, but it surely is mighty old.) from we're \ Our Canadian Question And Answer Corner and what is its history. A.--River Canard is a small stream midway between Windsor and Amherstburg, flowing into the De- troit River. A tablet on the present bridge gives its history: This marks the place of several engigements be- tween the British and United States troops in defense of ¢he River Canard bridge, the first blood was shed during 'War of 1812-14, on July 24th, 1813." -- Culture pearls are said to be indis tinguishable from the real ones, ever when cut in two. Sixty per teent. of plum jam is said to be sugar and 40 per cent. plums. i | | | ginning December 11th, and for city | ending | and | . 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Everyone arrange to bring the children out to see the jolly, old fellow, and make this a gala day for the child- ren. Our store is filled with wonderful Toys of every description. Don't fail to see it | MOORE'S TOYLAND Santa Claus Headquarters eed McCLARY'S "TECUMSEH RANGE" The Finest Range McClary's Ever Made. \ Come and see it. CEE BUNT'S HARDWARE King St. St ms BELLEVILLE SWEET CIDER Just arrived. 60c. per gallon. The sparrowwhawk, one of our most remarkable birds, has flerce yellow eyes, with overhanging ll 4 Two Cars BITUMINOUS Egg and Stove Size Particularly adapted for Hot" Alr Furnaces and - Quebec Heaters. Price '15.00 1 Crawford COAL Phoue 9. Foot of Queen St,