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TUESDAY, OCTOBER 31, 1022, 'THE DAILY BRITISH WHIG HOW, FAT ACTRESS «- WAS MADE SLIM Many stage people now depend en- tirely upon Marmola Frescription Tab- lets for reducing and controlling fat One clever actress tells that she reduc- ed steadily and easily by using this new form of the famous Marmola Pres rip- | | | Just A-Putterin' Round. (Craw?. C. Slack) tion, and now, by taking Marmoia Tab. Grandad afn't so smart as he - er) lets several times a year, keeps welght just right Was 'way back in eighty-three, ANNIVERSARIES SAD TO SOME According to Professor, Those of Vie tories Recall Bereavement; While as for Tin Weddings-- "There is always an element of sadness In the celebration of an an- All good druggists Sell Marmola Prescription Tablets at| When he came to make his home, | Diversary," remarked the professor, une dollar for a case, or if you prefe Ou can secure them direct from armola Co. 4612 Woodward Ale. De- If you have not tried them | the | back in Leeds; Then he was some man they say, ich. ' hg N They are harmless and eftec- | Didn t fear the face of clay, 80. tive, i Whe ee | Dr. Martel's Pills For Women's Ailments 25 years standard for Delayed and Painful Menstruation, Headache, Backache, Dizziness, Nervousness Bealed Tin Box only, all druggists or direc: by mail. Price $2.00. Knicker bocker fey Co., 71 E. Front §t., Toronto. Dio not accept substitutes, Ay DR. H. A. STEWART Roma) Surgeon Wishes to announce that he has resumed his practice, cor. Wel- lington and Princess Streets. Phone 2092. Dr. H. A. Stewart Coxaer Princess and Wellington Fe TRS amcomdad@al Drive the howling pack and baar| | GUTICURA HEALS SUALES ON HEAD Sha . Music no, violin and other stringed in- Struments. Alida V. Telgmann, BE, teacher of Elocution and Delsérte sys- tem of Physical Culture. Pupils may begin at any date. . Terms on applica- son, 484 BROCK ST. ___Phohe Is the Time to Get Your Watch or Clock REPAIRED L. C. HEMSLEY Watchmaker from R. J. Rodger 149 Sydenham 8t. Just off Princess | Almost turned his heart to stone, ------ Members of the Masonic lodge of Palisades Park, N.J., recently built & $756,000 temple with their own ther they were white or black | or half-breeds; | "All he had then, wife and hound, And bis axe well helved and ground; | Pluck which young men now-a-days do not possess, He would face a hungry bear, Or a wolf-pack anywhere, Single-handed, he and hound, in the t wilderness, Got so used to working that (He said "It kinder made him fat," "But I find myself a-slowin' up a bit," «Ana there's always lots to do, "So my lads it's up to you, | "I'll jus' keep a-putterin' 'round un- | til I quit." | } When he came here all was woods; Had to cope with nature's moods, Drouth and flood and wind and storm and fire; Had to chop and hew and break, Had to stump and plow and rake, | from their lair, Build his home, a humble shed, | Raised his oxen, made his sled: | IN a hollow granite boulder ground ! his grain. { When misfortunte knocked him out, | He did not set down and pout, But was up and ready for the fray again. Now he cannot step so spry, As he did in years gone by, But at some useful task he will be found; And he'll smile and to you say: "I ain't doin' much to-day, "Cannot do much anyway but put- ter 'round." Says "He'd trade a ton. of ludk "For a half a pound of pluck, "With an inclination for to be at work "Luck is only an excuse, "Genius is of little use, "When bestowed upon the know-all and the shirk," Should you chances to g0 back there, You will find him foul or fair, Doing something 'round the home- stead as of yore; Weeding in his garden plot, Fixing. fences 'round the lot, Doing for the women folks a little chore, | Sometimes he'll be seated thefe In his old bark-bottomed chair, And at times you'll see his eyes are filled with tears, He is just a-thinking back, O'er the up-hill, thorny track, And of her 1.ho loved and cheered him through the years. While the children yet were small, Fate had seeming taken all, And laid her on the hillside "neath the snow. / Left him there to toil alone, Now he's waiting for the call, and longs to go, He was doctor, parson, nurse, And his ox-sled was the nearse. He and the children mourned around the tomb. Then his nearest neighbors, they Were about two miles away, When death came there to blight his humble home. "But in summing up," sald he, "Fate has been real kind to me, "For mercy, love and kindness here are found," And he'll smile and to you say: "Ain't done much worth while to- day, "Cannot do much any day but putter round." hands. and Children ; Turnbull's vests, _ drawers : 'ard ap eh tip making Turnbull' Underwear for men, = UNDERWEAR Justly popular with men js this member of great Turnbull Under-Clothing Family--No. E88--Itis a splendid garment, moderately priced, yet giving excellent comfort, withdouble chest, back and seat. You're buying big value when you buy service and For Over Sixty Years Turnbull's have been making the best of knitted - underwear and nothing but knitted Many of their em plyees have been i laying down his paper with a sigh. "How can you say anything so pes simistic? Why, I think anniversaries are just lovely!" cried his wife. "Only when we succeed In forget tng that they are aniiversaries" re. | torted the professor. "The very fact that they remind us of the inexorable passage of time gives them a funda- mental sadness to begin with but that Is not what I meant, "I was thinking of Mothers' day with all its reminders of bereavement, and then ft suddenly occurred to me that the original occasions of almost all annual celebrations contained sad. ness for somebody, "The other day came the anniver sary of Sherman's march to the sea. With what feelings do you suppose that reminder is received by survive ors of the unfortunates who lived In the great general's devastating path? And so It is with the anniversaries of all battles and victories. Even the rejoicings of the victorious side are tempered with the sorrows of those who lost sons in the conflict." "Some anniversaries are sad," con- fessed the professor's wife, "like Me- morial day and Good Friday, but most of them are awfully happy, like Christ. mas and the glorious Fourth," "Please don't remind me of those groaned the professor, "with their ar tificlal and unwholesome stimulation of the young and their inescapable depression of the--er--middle aged." "Well, at least you will admit, dear," sald Isolde, "that wedding anni- versaries are happy occasions." "Ghastly 1" cried the professor. "I my 'life as I was at the tin wedding you insisted on _our Inviting our friends to. Really, my treasure, I trust you will never do that again." "Qf course not" sald Isolde sharp- Iy. "We couldn't have another tin wedding, but we'll have a sliver wed- ding when the time comes, and mean- while I think we'll be having an alum- { inum wedding, or a silk wedding, or in fact, just as many auniversaries as we are entitled to." "Heaven help me!" cried the pro. fessor. "For my part I feel with the poet that, 'The holiest of all holidays are those kept by ourselves in silence and apart. The secret anniversaries of the heart!'" Effect of Franz Liszt. Autograph letters, trinkets and other articles associated with Franz Liszt have been brought to this coun- try by Rudolph Siegel at the request of the composer's heirs, remarks the New York Herald, for whose benefit they are to be sold. Included in the collection of eighty items Is a death mask and a lock of Liszt's long gray hair. The genuine ness of the latter is attested by Lena Schmalhausen, who was the house keeper at the Liszt home at the time of his death, In 1886. The cast, which is In a glass case, is In excellent con. ditlon. A prayer book, much used and worn by the great composer, is an item closely woven with his life as the two presentation books given to him on his seventieth birthday, October 22, 1881. One of these books contains many autographs of musicians who were fémous during this period. In It Hans von Bulow, eminent pianist, is repre sented In two separate autographed notations. Translated from his script, which is In German, they read: "As S00n as we artists are able to emanci- pate ourselves from the plebelan vice of envy and fear we will be enabled to consider ourselves the pinnacle of aristocracy. and music as photographie reproduction of the acoustics of eternity." Thirty letters in French and thin teen In German comprise the collec tion of letters, among which is corres pondence from Theresa Carreno, Carl Tausig and Pablo de Sacrasate, £3 Rats Infest English Town. A Nottingham (Eng.) municipal medical officer has this to say about rats In his city: "A half million rats, Some two feet long and weighing two pounds, inhabit the prehistoric subter- fanean passages of the ty. They would attack elephants. They bave killed and deyoured mongooses, fer tets and wildcats, and men do not dare invade their haunts. An under fed female cat alone is superior to a big rat. The city tried poisoning them, but the rats quickly discovered the food was tampered with refused to eat it." Re § A ! i i ¢ i 1 i : i j g ! i i i | ; i i | never remember being so wretched In | It had to come! Suburban Model, $695. A Player-Piano you play like a Piano --That the neighbors WANT to hear, --That even Musicians Endorse. most melancholy festivities, Isolde," | --That any Child can play. --That Teaches you how to play it. --That cultivates Musical Appreciation. --That is Nationally Advertised and Nationally priced. And--Most important--~Costs No More than Pianos. -- has Deliveries, {ter a severe attack of la g sen "Ten-Minute PERTH ROAD NEWS, y Perth Road, Oct. and gardeners are busy at their fall ploughing. The potato-digging is completed. The concert. and lunch counter held by the young people of the village was fairly weil attended in spite of the severe weather. Bat- tersea friends helped greatly with the programme. The proceeds will be used in payment of the power of the Delco-lights, furnished by J. S. Robert's dynamo. 'W. Davey and A. Wattam, Verona, i|are busy with their well-drilling 'loutfit. A number throughout the community have had or are having wells drilled, including D. Ferguson, J. Banks, J. Harris, H. Guthrie, E. Stokes, W. Campbell, A. Whaley, S. Slack and J. S. Roberts. : Mrs. B. Slack is convalescent. af- > i i many The Player-Piano that has swept away the prejudice and popular misconception about Players. necessitated the largest player factory in the world, with a total capacity of 150 instruments daily--present output almost 100 daily and Two Months Behind in Its popularity Like most seemingly marvelous inventions, the basic principles of the Gulbransen are just SIMPLICITY You simply play it like You would a Piano--use the loud and soft pedals for shading; keys for accenting notes or chords, and slowly as the music requires--nothing m it seems surprising it was not vary the pressure on certain play rapidly or ore--so simple done by others, > ---- See the genuine Gulbransen display and ask to have the famous Gulbran- Test' at-- Yor a trip to Sydenham on Thursday. The high school scholars of the vie- ty spent the week-end at thelr homes. Mr. and Mrs. Charles Smith spent Saturday in the city. George Green, who has been ill, is able to be around again. The Alput brothers, Sydenham, were recent visitors at their sister's, Mrs. H. Stoness'. The United Quarterly Official Board meets next Saturday afternoon at the village. There are prospects of a Community Club being formed. 1. Fitzgerald is around buying cattle. Mrs. R. J. McKay and daughter, Madeline, Fairfield, were the recent guests of Mrs. F. Clough. Mrs. S. Cronk and daughter, Harriet, Belle. ville, spent a week with relatives here. W. Clough of the west, after an absence of several years, is the Suest of his mother, Mrs. F. Clough. regular FOUR MODELS There are four models of the Gulbransen. The Player action is practically the same in all, the difference in quality being found in the materials and finish of the Piano, COMMUNITY MODEL-- Just the size for a small home "$598 SUBURBAN MODEL-- » $695 Full size, in all finishds $825 $960 COUNTRY SEAT MODEL-- WHITE HOUSE MODEL--- The GULBRANSEN And the wonder of it is anyone can do it--not only musicians or salesmen. In three minutes after you sit down at a Gulbransen we can have you accenting individual notes as though you struck them with your finger. In ten minutes we can prove to you that you can play the Gulbransen and deceive even Musicians. Home Instruction And, most important, this demonstration does not end at our store. With every Gulbransen is included a set of four remarkable "Instruction Rolls" that teach you at home. If you will practice conscientiously with these rolls for a short time, you will acquire absolute mastery of the player and then you will begin to experi- ence the real thrill of self-expression in musie, beside which no other sport in the world can compare, Just Hear It Once Printed claims always sound exaggerated, The only way to really appreciate the possibilities of this Super- Player is to sée it, hear it, test it and compare it with any- thing you have heard before. Not At All Expensive Although the Gulbransen is believed by many to he the greatest Player made, it is also the least expensive. The very simplicity which has increased its effectiveness and durability has also made it cost less, so you can actually save money by getting a Gulbransen. And, best of all, it 1s Nationally Priced! The same price all over Canada. You can send a child to purchase a Gulbransen just as you would a phonograph record, because it is One Price. T. F. Harrison & Co., 233 Princess St, Kingston "THE DUMBELLS" MIXED QU time. tonight. t of contained in Suit © angi an What 1s wisdom, but great deal to ent? ¥ You Are 2 Too Tired to i eo Sah el Re Take Lumber Company's limit. . Leblanc i 'was working at the tres, whieh hag | beer cut but which had lodged in she fork of another, In the new revue at the Grand Opera House for the last ; ------ daving § say and keeping sile # -