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\ SATURDAY, MAY 6, 1022, By Dr. Frank Crane ~~ ; | The Balance-Wheel of Rotary He is like the shade on a hot day, Dr. FP g rane) balance- :el that affairs moving (Copyright, 1921, by What is the keeps our business smoothly? High Speed And High Costs Furious Speeds Are Obtainadle Only At Fancy Prices THESE TWO THINGS are as inseparable as the "Guid Dust Twins" but of less economic value If anything, High Cost is a little more forward than his brother High Speed, which is an unecientific way of paying that operative cost increases more than in proportion to speed increase, Bconomical motoring and high speed motoring are inocom- patible, simply because no machine--or human being for that matter-- can be driven "to the limit" habitually, without wearing out abnormally fast, if not breaking down altogether, before its time. This fact is as old as motoring and everybody knows it, but still there is a class of fast drivers who grumble about their tire and repair bills and blame the tire and car manufacturers. Any one is free to enter the speedster class but he should do it with his eyes open and be a "good sport" when the bills come in. It is the tire that is the "under dog" and gets the brunt of high speeding. One of the leading car manufacturers says, in his instruc tion book, under the heading "Cost of Speed": "Tires, for instance, last twice as long on a car that is driven at fifteen miles an hour as they do upon cars that are driven at thirty miles an hour." These figures may pot be exaet, but the general truth of the statement is unquestionable. The under gear of a car, which takes the tremendous shocks due to road { Irregularities--the steering connections, spring-joints and axle parts-- | Is, next to the tires, the greatest sufferer from high speed, but the frame Try | rivets loosen up and the body becomes rattly very soon, under the same Unless it has an exceptional lubricating system and unusually tf sparkling wa- when He 1s like ter that tir in the pitcher real It 1s agreeableness, you're . . . i Yiamon diamond | | of » ro 53 g 7 7 ao 9. She Tire Bn of 1921 » Will he your choice forio32 - n you're lone-| some, bed tired, a breeze when you'r stifling, food when you're empty, and money when" youre Agreeableness is the among virtues, for it precious and the rarest of . . . He is 1 most It is worth money; for its real estate, cigars, groce dr) goods, automobiles, typewri p to make peo- niture, and life insurance n an) e Jie you. eto the word amount of smooth talk and convin . ing arguments. ~~ * . - more broke. Be a that are Life's a mix-up, anyway, none of us understands. There all sorts of inexplicable thorns and | tragedies, buffets, and chagrins. And der the nose of the man who Knows |, . naople are a bit sorry for them- it all, . as --2 selves. Hence, ugly. * 2» Not once in a while, so] can un- Just be pleasant, and 1 walk away with a contract 1 Smile! But you--you be agreeable. that you look like it hurts you when | But get the habit. | Smile to yourself when you're shav-| natural | you force a grin. ing. Then it will come it, and see what happens, . * * i Ideas are born; they have their | infancy, their youth--their time of influence. ample bearing surfaces, no engine can live out its maximum life of use fulness, if habitually driven at or near-top speed, and the deterioration of valves is very rapid at excessive speeds. Pushing the wind ahead of a tar, at "50 per," takes lots of extra gas, by the way. when you use it trying to sell a! washing machine. * . stress and struggle--they succeed, | {they grow senile, they nod, they sleep, | | they die; they are buried and remain | Be agreeable! And you'll be inn their graves for ages. And then | demand. For in every walk of life! they come ain in the garb of | a II Bae ne XB OE the agreeable person is always in de-| youth. to sl k ; seen 2 uals of JI pu 130 mila jyou » to slaughter and to slay--and | and gives but eight miles to the mand. . {inspire and liberate. And this death | gallon of gasoline. It is used for . se : . and resurrections goe In | 3 - | short runs only--two of about two Every wife wants that kind of hus- | time, there is nothing either new or | te R | miles each per day and, although band, husbands that kind of wife; old: there is only the rising and fall-| 1-use-the-choker consi@erably, the children want agreeable parents: |ing of the Infinite Tide."-- Elbert { motor 'coughs' for about half of the workman an agreeable boss, the | Hubbard. each trip. Would having the cylin- boss an agreeable workman; and | ders ground and new pistons and everybody wants agreeable relatives | rings fitted remedy the above trou- - » LJ bles in a worth while way? | We want agreeable hired girls, ho- lg tel' clerks, motormen, policemen, |g janitors, icemen, ushers, preachers, | governors and bankers. PS - - - loge Be agreeable, and you will have 4 little competition and will be pretty 4 sure to succeed. [# «9 @ : le An agreeable person lights up the | room like a lamp. (Tree avT assy LACK OF HILL CLIMBING USES TOO MUCH OIL AND GAS POWER A E/T. writes: My 1916 - . - car, after having run 25,000 miles, A. P. asks: Why is it that my car has lots*of power on the level and at high speed, but lacks power and beging to dle down when It! "hits a long hill? | {mone Answer: One thing that may ac- on'! count for this is the failure of the engine to hold its compression, on account of leakage through the! valves and around the pistons a defect that is not very noticeable at high speed, when the compres- sion periods are very short, but which becomes an important fao- tor, when speed falls and there ls | a longer time for the cl es to | leak from the cylinders. t the | compression of each of your cylin- CEPI HEP LEP EIEN ere sft Qhally pgregale HE of Supreme Cord Cires Dredomiate COST NO MORE THAN OTHER MAKES ROTARY APPEALS FOR SUCCESS AND HAPPINESS Rotary is a hopeful, trust- ful, joyful acceptance of the Golden Rule as a practicable workable course of proce- dure for the attainment of success and happiness, Vi Answer: 'Quite likely it would help, but if all cylinders still have good compression, -we should not advise having this work done. We -------- W. €prinkle Monday of last week. | Herbert Peterson called on Cecil + * <- -» + + + + J J J » Unlucky Brides. Most of the married women in| Malekula, one of the largest islands| of the New Hebrides, have two front | teeth missing. They have been re- moved by the old women of the vil- lage. Instead of getting a wedding ring, the unfortunate bride has her teeth knocked out, | Another quaint custom is that of winding a strong cord around the head of each baby girl, in order to \ in alter the shape of her head. The cord is wound over a piece of mat- ting placed on the child's skull. The girl whose head is conical in shape will marry well; whilst should her parents have neglected the winding and her head be of normal shape, she will be likely. to remain an old maid.--Tit-Bits, What is sport to the cat 's terror to the mon "er ery . part of every ders does not offer a sustained and springy resistance to hand-crank- Ing, this may be the cause of your loss of power In hill climbing. An engine running on a rather lean mixture will turn over at very high speed, on easy going, but it has not the heavy torque required to over- come severe grades. Slightly en- riching tha mixture will sometimes improve hill climbing power, if ev- erything else is right. suggest that you install a modern carburetor and some effective de- vice for applying heat to the intake passages, before resorting to re- grinding, as we think that this would make a great difference In the 'coughing,' would Improve your gasoline economy and would also cut down your oil cansump- tion by reducing the thinning caused by fuel-ends running down past the pistons, Questions of general interest to the motorist will de answered dy Mr. Olough in this column, space permitting. If an immediate answer is fesired, enclose self-addressed, stamped envelope, ' oving mo operate efficiently with En The Big n-ar-co Steel Drum fs the most economical ofl purchase you can make. It contains 42 to 45 gallons of En- ar-co Motor Oil. Every man who uses oil in large quantities should certainly find out all about the great sav- ing the En-ar-co steel makes possible. 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"Oh, yes, there is," answered the father of a son who played the saxa- phone; a daughter who was taking vocal lessons, and & baby who had .| been. given a drum for his birthday, "there's the boiler factory." ob- We Suppose They Were on the Jump. (Whitley City Cor. McCreary County Record) Mrs. M. Frogge and children visited at Stearns a couple of days last week. Still, You Better Not Try It. (Sign on Harrison-avenue Candy store) B. RUFF Confectionery. / Giving Ignorance the Gate We have schools to teach the R's dead languages, how to trip the light fantastic toe, and how to slip the light fingers (for pickpockets only), schools to teach jazz and schools to teach music, and schools to teach everything else, but here's the latest one from New York: "We teach the rouging, lip-sticking ing methods." 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