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- THE DAILY BRITIS sist alameamrand il H WHIG SATURDAY, JUNE 12, 1920. ~° ___ PAGE TEN MEU FROM | FIRST YEAR LIFELONG MISER | | And a GORSE 8928 Union St., Vancouver, B.O, *T suffered with all the Symptoms of Female Trouble, with chronie Con- stipation and constant Headaches. I had pains low down im the back and sides of the body...I tried various remedies without relief, and then put myself under a doctor's eare and he advised me to have an operation. 'I refused. Then, I started taking 'Fruit-a- tives'; and from the outset, I felt better, and shit medicine has completely | relisved me of all my misery and suffering. My weight was only 143 | pounds and now it is 168 pounds. J am free of pain and headaches and the | terrible Constipation ; and whateaved me from misery is the splendid fruit | medicine, 'Fruit-a-tives'." | MRS. M. J. GORSE. %0¢. a box, 6 for $2.50, trial size 25¢. At all dealers or sent postpaid by Fruit-a-tives Limited Ottawa, Ont. WOOD Sawed in Stove Lengths BOOTH & CO., "oot West Street Phone 133 Freckle-Face Sun and Wind Bring Out Ugly Spots, » How to Remove Easily. Here's a chance, Miss Freckle-face, to try a remedy for freckles with the guarantee of a reliable concern, that it will not cost you a penny unless it removes the freckles; while it it does give you a clear complexion the ex- Pense is trifling. Simply get an ounce of Othine-- double strength--from any druggist and a few applications should show you how easy it is to rid yourself of it the homely freckles and get a beauti- ful complexion, Rarely is more than one ounce needed for the worst case. Be sure to ask the druggist for the double strength Othine as this strength is sold under guarantee of money back if it fails to remove freckles. FOR SALE Carriage Repair and Black- smith shop, 64 Queen street, city; thriving business; big stock of material and tools. Fine chance for right man. ( Failing health reason for sell- ing. APPLY AT SHOP. PHONE 121TW. 64 QUEEN STREET Removal Notice PATTON'S DYE WORKS Formerly known as Montgomery 3 Dye Works ' Has now moved to 349 Princess Street N b ess. An kinoMay, rine Dye- will be carried on 'as form. M. F. PATTON, Phone 214. Prop: Real Help for Tired Feet Reka] ruined on Zoe et eh ~new shoes to SESE in erly. these mean tired, Rn and - mR" wl to ue. Small Cars to Race. The smallest cars will have their ~ chance to thow their worth at the _ International light oar race being Planned for Aug. 29, at Le Mans | The event is open to all 'but late ememy subdjects, 'The av- . erage cylinder area is only 85 oubic Inches. The cars are to race over a 250 mile course. -------- a ', Of the sixteen Presidential primar- {es already held, women bave been permitted full participation in only _ 'five states.' | nowhere | portuni | . when it comes, indeed, to | ing what oil is, anyhow, then at Shall] Be?" red for i da ROLT-WHERLER has become an essen: FRANCIS Now that oil fal in' industry, use of i ETOWS apace. owing to the reports that Sofiars Juve been made in oil, many peop! ve bought prospects without the faintest knowledge as to how they should be There is, there- fore, a big demand for the 'man who understands not only the exploiting of the oil fields, but alse the processes of: refining and preparing for the market.! +, Being an industry in the process of moreover, | important dis- ___ SCHOOL BRITIS SATURDAY, JUNE 12, 1920, ee Rd nad LETTER FROM UNCLE SI. Children, Once I received a letter from a Japanese friend who had only been in' this country for about. two months: TITY to give you an idea of what it was like. He must have used a dis- tionary considerably, What You Call May. Maybe Not Most Exceptional Paragon of Virtuo- sity. With the kind derogation f much book reading, your faithful sli we will make the trial of a letter. Af er the last time' my eyes witnessed you in the flesh until the time now, he has been enjoying a most marve {ous at- tack of indigestions, caused by indul- &ence in corned beef and cabbage, most wonderful dish for the con- sumption of swine. Said eatable was most highly praised by one Irish aris- tocrat who calls itself Shinski. In these wide and libertatious domains It becomes much harder all the time . to arrive at the decision of a man's . social notoriety by means of his name {| After a study of names I met a citi- Zen with name of Finnigan which ; claimed that it was borned in Rus- : Joices in the sia. My most esteemed friend, Shin- ski, purports to come from Cork. The China laundry man on the corner re- name of Smith, while two other Canadian citizens of Scotch beginnings hold forth to the world as Lee, and Hop, It is most joyfully il- i luminating, but I still hope. | studying the Your friend, Foo Lish. This friend of mine has been language for two am willing to admit e vocabulary. I await With Interest the letters he will write * In a year's time. coveries are being made the use of the by-products. today can the readily establish himself, a other industry has he so an op- of getting a uable prop-; ip I sid f ofl exploita e practical side of ofl exploita- tion is comparatively simple, a fellow can learn the most important part of] day in! | it m a month. But when it comes to an understanding of oil, when it comes, to knowing just what viscosity will, make good lubricating oil for different, urposes, or what high point is the: > for intermal combustion engines, really know-| chemical and good; physical knowledge is; demanded. { The United States Geological Sur- | vey and the Dominion Survey have an- nounced that there are hundreds of | thousands of barrels of oil locked up: in the shale of the western states" and . - provinces. They await an expert who: can invent or improve a process to get! the oil out of those at a price commercially profitable. This is the) oil age, and the oil expert is in greater | demand than ever, (Monday--The Legh. of Snakes): -------- Profits or Prophets? "America," says Mr. Frederick William Wile, "wants a business President." We have always felt that a fatal flaw in the League of Nations was that it gave the U.S.A. mo op- portunity of making anything out of Wise Girl. He--Darling, refuse me and I shall never love another girl. She (briskly)--What I want is a man who will promise me that it 1 accept him. CLOTHES Yours truly, UNCLE sI. -- Clean Politics. "He that walketh righteously and speaketh uprightly, he that despis- eth the gains of oppressions, that shaketh his hands from holding of bribes; he shall dwell 'on high; his waters shall be; sure." Isaiah, 23rd chapter, 15th-16th verses. -------- A Bit or Maytime. I wonder if you keep a bit of May- timei in your heart, And if, when other hearts are sore and sad, You ever think to comfort, lend them just a part Of springtime joy that makes your own so glad. and to I wonder it you've seen the way a bit of Maytime weaves Its thread of gold through all the gloomy days, "Till, when you're looking back, the shadow fades and leaves The sunshine in your memory-- that stays. I wonder if the Sweetness that a hit of Maytime gives Is evér in your soul's most secret shrine-- The incense in the service of a love that ever lives; Then all of lasting happiness is thine. I wonder it youn keep a bit of May- time for the years, When sorrow spreads its shadows over you, You'll find its rainbow-gleam will ever shine through all your tears-- To light you to the land where dreams come true. Close Observation. "Mr. and Mrs. Slocum seem to be "an ideal couple, Last night I noticed how their thoughts always coincid- ed." Yes but-did-vou that it was always thought first." observe also the lady who Not Serious, "Excuse me," said the detective as he presented himself at the door of the music academy, "but I ho you'll give me what information you have, and not make any fuss." "What do you mean?" was the in- dignant inquiry. "Why, that affair, know." "I don't understand." "Why, you see, we got a tip from the hoyse neft door that somebody was murdering Beethoven, and the chief sent me down here to work on - the case." little you As To This Age. "We've passed through has stone age, thecbronze age, the golden age, and the iron age; what would you call this one?" asks an exchange. The outrage, brother. ----t 8S Casualty. A man was found dead beside one of the sireet-car tracks in St. Paul the other day. Probably starved to death waiting for his car. ------ The Remedy. First Office Boy--] told the boss to look a: the dar¥ circles under my eyes and see if I didn't need a halt day off." Second Office Boy--'"What did he says?" First Office Boy--*'He said I need- ed a bar of soap." Re -- Much Better. The little boy was attending a sale with his father. "What's that they're selling now; daddy?" he asked. "A mummy," the father replied. "A mummy!" answered the little boy. ."A mummy!! Well, thank goodness I've got a better mummy than that." Can You CuanGe tuis INDIAN INTO A PARROT 2. ~ : By Juznita Hamel Wt daar a. a H WHIG | H J CAROLINE M. WERICH Helen and Zelda were * ambitious Junior High girls; each eager to de- vide what they should do when grown 0. Zelda them In the spring, there were always funny little mounds of dust around the house and inthe mid- dle of her fathers' neat lawn a pile of dirt revealed that Zelda was experi- iting with some new variety of s j "Father says I may take a course ¥ h [Fasicy 'an get a splendid idea of the {In one year, though I o ht to take two. After I finish, 1 shall get some 'tha have my experience and {prove that I I know something about (plant growing and selling, he will start me in business. f course, as the says, it takes executive ability to irun any kind of an establishment." f e are just three ways to start jm the flower business: as owner or manager of a Producing house, as 'manager of a retail store, or as an jemployee. | Work in a The jskill in i 'are always in * The retail store requires consider< iable capital. Show windows must be !attractive, plenty of ice-boxes are ineeded, and the interior must be' artis- {tic and pretty. Because of the perish+ and women will at this kind of work, i about plant grow ing, show fn and possess executive ability. (Monday--The Secret World) I believe all children's good If they're only understood, : Even bad ones, "pears to me,... ¥ 1s jes*as good 'as they can be, tw weliMES WHITOAME aves NO INSULT "You're an awful ogg. - "At present prices, that's a compli. ent." THs tdi I) nm A A Io Beaver Board 'Red or White Cedar Shingles. ----lt-will-pay you to see our stock oF S Shingles before buying elsewhere. Always a good stock of Rough and Dressed Lumber Allan Lumber Co. Phone 1042, . Victoria Street rm DON'T WAIT TOO LONG TO BUY 3 BARRIE STREET--brick; = Apply to:-- $7 CLARENCE sTREpy Phone 703. Charm Black CK Tea Sold in Packages Only GEO. ROBERTSON & SON, Limited JUTE BAGS WANTED We Wil Pay highest prices for all kinds of Jute Bags Get in touch with us. A. SPEIZMAN 60 QUEEN sT., KINGSTON mainly With your uext grocery order ask your Grocer for a Glass Jar --0 fe KINNEY AND COLLIVER PURE Strawberry Jam Made From Pure Fruit and Granulated Sugar. Frost & Wood Machinery Mowers--Binders--Drum Hay Loaders -- Rake Loaders--Ted ders, etc. W. H. COCKBURN & CO. Corner Wellington and Princess Street. Phone 216. Bar' Hay » Wholesale Retail Ao NY ig Dairies i eed B ected By ford oy CS Wholesale and Retail Distributors. W. P. 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