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RIDE A MASSEY The price of the Massey Bicycle to-day is $55.00, but we have a few that we will sell « at $45.00. Pay $5.00 down and $2 per week, and it don't take long to have a Reg. $55.00, Now $45.00. This price is just for a stock. dollars. iow we have in If we have your sie you save ten All equipment; coaster brakes, mud guards, Dunlop tires, everything. TREADGOLD SPORTING GOODS CO, 88 Princess Street Phone 529 "Home of the Brunswick." Jovial Bug--Ah, as | live, there is the lighthouse by the sea. TO BEGIN ON "So your husband refused to buy you an automobile?" "Not exactly refused; he said | ought first to become familiar with machinery in general, so he bought me a sewing machine. % REVISED i I've never seen i a decent Hun, | don't expect to see one, judging from the things he's done i'm sure there cannot be 4 For NO WONDER Rabbit--What's the matter? Miss Porcupine--Boo.hoo, none of the boys ever hug me. VERY USEFUL Mrs. Bug--My | am glad | married Mr, Spider. He can carry so many bundles, when | do my shopping % } A HUNCH Let's play the game "For all were worth And wipe the Kaiser Off the earth. TONIGHT "FOR QUESTION Why does a woman say she's been shopping when ghe hasn't bought any: thing? Why does a man say he's been fishing when he hasn't caught any thing? MODEST MAN Hel would gladly die for you, but for one thing. She--And what is that? He--I'm afraid you could never res place the loss. QUESTION = NO LONGER CHILDREN Any children in the family? Not any more, A few months ago 'we had three boys, but they're all full grown men and in the service of their country now, mn Tn Lloyd George Golf Duffer. It's one thing to be a duffer in golf and still another thing to ack- nowledge it and also be proud of it. This is the peculiar position occupied by Lloyd George, who says: "It is the only game in Which the worst player gets the best of it. I obtain more out eof golf as regards both health and enjoyment, for the good player gets worried over the slightest mistake, whereas the poor golfer makes too many gpistakes to worry him, and is bent upon getting all Llc enjoyment he can out of the game: That is the position I occupy in golf, and 1 do not mind how long I acewpy it." A Golfing Story. It was a threesome golf match played after the signing of the armis- 'tice, and the man whose handicap was somewhere about 30 sliced his we and the ball went into an aban- idoned quarry, where he descended after it. Presently the two waiting outside heard a series of whacks, and {after a bit out comes the ball with the player in hot pursuit... "How many shots in the quarry?" ask his opponents. "Three," said -the long-handicap man. "Why, Bill and! 1 heard six plainly." "I know; but! three or them were echoes." Labor Savers for fy - Wash Day Our water power or hand. washing machines will save a lot of hard work and wash the clothes perfectly. I.et us show them to you ; We also have a large stock of wringers, clothes baskets, clothes pins, electric and sad irons. Lemmoné& Sons 187 Princess Street. Phone 840 of careful planning. a Far-sightedness is largely a matter did me a world of good." Wonderful for the Blood! Cures Sallow Skin, Headache, Lan- guor and Tiredness. You don't need to be told how you feel---blue, sort of sickish, poor ap- petite, vague pains, tired in the morning. This condition is common at this season. Fortunately there is prompt relief in Dr. Hamilton's Pills which im- m "relieve the system of" all poisons and disease-producing mat- ter. Thousands have been so utterly depressed, so worn out as to be des- pondent, but Dr. Hamilton's-Pills al- ways cured them: "I can speak féel- ingly on the power of Dr. Ham- ilton's Pills," writes C. T. Pearman, of Kingston. "Last spring my blood was thin and weak, I was bly run down, had awful headaches and a gnawing, empty feeling about my stomach, I couldn't sleep or work un- till 1 used Dr. Hamilton's Piet hey dealers in 25c boxes. Giant Wolves Destroying Game, Giant timber wolves in unprece- dented numbers are ravaging the moose and other big game herds of Northern 'Manitoba, according to re- ports by George Morrison, M.P.P. for Rupert's Land, from Indians. "As we. came down," the minister said, "TI was shown by Indians, spots where moose had been pulled down by these huge. wolves and devoured. One Indian trapper told me that he was carrying a rifle on all his jour- neys this season owing to the pre- valence of the big wolves. This man asserted he had recently come across a big moose lying on the ground still alive, but with Ralf a thigh chewed off. * The Indian had frightened the animals away before they could finish destruction of the moose." Carpentier Would Meet Winner, Tex Rickard has confirmed the story published on December 18th, that he had reached an understand- ing Wy cable with Georges Carpen- tier, the French heavyweight cham- pion. Rickard said that he had just received another message from Car- pentier expressing his willingness to meet Willard or Dempsey on Amerl- can soil or in Europe. it is not improbable that Rickard will take the winner of the Williard- Dempsey affair to England or France in the fall for the purpose of arrang- ing a battle with the pugilistic idol of the French naffon. Baseball In Western Canada. Charlie Moll has formed a stock company in Winnipeg composed of several of the most influential busi- ness men. of the city, and is leaving for the west to endeavor to reorgan- ize the Western Camada Baseball League. Moll will first stop off at Regina, then go to Saskatoon and will double back to Moose Jaw. From there he will go on to Calgary and Edmonton, He hopes to interest the sportsmen of these Western cities in pro baH-again, and feels confidant that he can form an eight-club league that will profes a winner. x Rh Big Meets Arranged, Teams from thé Canadian Forces in France and Britain are-to competa in thé"Ihternational Baseball, Foot-|a ball, Lacrosse and general athleiic contests which oceur this spring and summer. The Canadian Committee is considering details. : MUTT'S EXPLANATION WAS GOOD "AND SO WAS THE "BID" ! mn. New Marks By Lady Swimmers. Helen Fitzsimmons lowered" two Canadian records, and Mrs, Forrest made one at the competitions and ex- hibitions given by the Montreal A. A. last Thursday. The performance of Miss Fitz- simmons, who is 17 years of age, was a remarkable one. She lowered the. mark for the. .b0-yards made by Mrs. H. J. Taunton, at Winnipeg, in 1817, by 3°2-5 seconds, while she lowered the mark for the 100 yards by al- most three seconds. Her times were: 50 yards, 12 2-5 seconds; 100 yards, 1.20 4-5. The record made by Mrs. Forrest wag, aneiiier credible performance. Mrs, Forrest swam the 220 yards in 4.14 2-5 seconds, This is a new dis- tance for lady swimmers, Old Folks' Coughs, Catarrh, Bronchitis Quickly Cured This Tells of a Method That Cares || Without Using Drugs. Elderly people take Unlike young folks, they slowly. That is why so many peo- ple past middle life die of pneumonia. Cough Syrups good because they upset digestion. Any doctor knows that a much more ! effective treatment .is "CATARRH- OZONE," which heals and soothes the irritated surfaces of the throat. In using Catarrhozoné you do not take medicine into the stomach-- you simply breathe into the throat, nose and lungs rich piney balsamic vapor, 50 full of healing power that colds, catarrh and bronchitis disap- pear almost instantly. The germ-killing balsamic vapor mixes with the breath, descends through the throat, down the bron- chial tubes, and finally reaches the deepest air cells in the lungs. All parts are soothed with rich, pure, medicinal essences, whereas with a syrup the affected parts could rot be reached and harm would result through benumbing the stomach with drugs. A Catarrhozone Inhaler in your pocket or purse enables you to stop cold with the first sneeze. Large Ths costs $1.00 and supplies treat- ment for two months, small size 50c; cold easily. i recover || seldom do much |} trial size, 25¢; all storekeepers and Stop that Fray! But How? You Say. The cure is there, /Wear "Double Wear" "The cuff that doubles the life of the shirt" ® TRADE MARK DOUBLE WEAR CUFES Patented 1918 The cuffs wear gut long before the body of the shirt, Because the Double Wear Cuff divides the wear bétween two separate pieces of fabric, the new WG. & K. shirts give twice the service. They cost no. more than good shirts should. ASK YOUR HABERDASHER Web's Phiosphodine. & )} The Great itnplish ILemed Fa Tones and invirorates the whole jervousey stem, makes new Blood old Yoiua, ures, Nervous Debility, Menta nd Sra of Energy, Heart Failing Memory. for$8. Cue will ploase, six Thee os! Bold by mT druggists or mailed in plain pkg. on recent of ice. New namphilet mailed free. THE WOOD EDICINE CO TORONTO, ONT, RAILWAY SYSTEM GRAND TRUN AGENCY FOR ALL STEAMSHIP FOR SALE LINES | Special attention will be given your family or friends, going to of from the Old Country.' (Formerly Windsor. me Several Motor Boats, Safle ing Skiff, Rowboat., IA-------------- W. H. GODWIN & SON < Real Estate & Insurance 39 Brock Bt. Phone 424 For information and rates apply to J. P. Hanley, C.P. & T.A., GT. Ry., Kingston, Ont. The avérage man's ambition 5, ™ lower his record. New Goods JustArrived SUNKIST Seeded and Seedless Raisins. CRYSTAL BOTTLING WORKS St. Lawrence Ale & Porter Also manufacture all kinds of soft drinks. We, deliver to all parts of the city. Look OUT, MUTT, | ITAAD Back! Don't Go neAR THAT { ps DON'T Be SikLy, THAT SHELL IS A "DUD". ITS Like A Bum CHECK = NO 600D. [ies A HEAVY CERTAINLY Bot 73 A"DuD' JUST THE SAME. IT'S Like A PINCHs HITTER WHO STRIKES OUT: =A Fiz2LE. Come Te er | ---- an