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PAGE TWELVE REMEMBER! The Brunswick Phonograph plays all records bettter. ° THE vAILY BRITISH WHIG, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 27, 1918. a -- [ans te yo toes I] OVERCOATS RUNNIN ALL MIGHTY AFTER. T™AY BRD | WE HAVE A COMPLETE RANGE OF FIT REFORM WINTER OVERCOATS PRICES ARE REASONABLE INSPEC- TION INVITED CrawtordsWalsh Tailors 2 And should avabbit start to run From here up {fo the moon, He! find the going pretty hard, FI! bet you, mighty soon. 3 What if an ont should make a. vow To lift a Pyrmid rr L know he'd surly break his back Before he ever did. Wy friends be veryY prudent. Don't ever aim foo high. A Tad: pole couldnt lick a Whale No mat ter how he'd vy, . 6 And | know the prudent ong With nothing but his back Would never tvy fo stop a rain By standing on the track. 35 And should a care! try fo arink His way occross the sea Hed fird more water in his poth Them he thought there'd be. 4 1 do vot think a prudent one, That is if he's a mam, Would try to eat a con 9 "Til he'd removed a Re 7 Be prudent whem you start fo bossy About what you con do, The other guy might be the ona Who's & better man than Yous INDEFINITE "S80 you are to meet your wife here? Have you long to wait?" "Only until she arrives." Nr ------------ CHINA HAS ALL OF 400 MOTORS THAT MADE HIM WOR "I'm sick and tired running after you with this bill" "Try walking, old chap." = Perfect for the Pipe delicious, handy, economical, keeping its rich moisture and fragrance unimpaired. for length of time, and burning slowly but freely these are the qualities which you will find in vs GLO 2 The Perfect Plag Smoking Tobacco Slice a pipeful, fresh from the plug. Just hen ou want it, fill your pipe not too ight up Lk fee. ir dg real satisfaction. Try it. ps " *| The Zeck City Tobacce Co., Limited, Quebec, Que, All Brunswicks are equipped with the Ultona. Maine Guides Raise Rate, It looks as if the Maine had the "edge" on the munition workers af- ter all. Having caught the war wage fever along with other woik- When the Dowager Empress of E Ele visiting hunters for a mere China died in 1908 she left forty- : $7 a day in return for steering eight motor cars (and other things) : them through the dense areas and to her heirs. Most of these had out again. And they're getting it been made especially for her, many because when a man comes a lgng were gifts from high Chinése poten- distance to hunt he has to hunt. tates and all were gorgeous, palatial, Three years ago the wage was expensive dars Her favorite was $3.60 a day and everybody was an eight passenger French machine satisfied. Last year guides were with its body painted deep orange scarce because many of them went and its seqts upholstered in violet to wood chopping at $5 a day. Now satin brocade edged with round flat the demand for wood choppers is blue turquoise stones. sHghtly easier and as the huntsmen But the Dowager never rode in an seem to have the coin, the guiding automobile in her life and not one business again appears to have its of the forty-eight varieties ever left attractions. the imperial garage. A ® There isn't much argument about It was not because there were no f it. The guide just says he "can't cmbryo chauffeurs in China. The take the job for less," and the young Chinese who had been in Eng- hunter hesitates, looks peeved-- land and America imbibing Occiden- and pays. tal college educations had learned to joy ride and dozens of them might have qualified as high chancellor of » - the wheel in the Dowager Erhpress's buzz wagon. The greatest invention of the age. It plays any record made by a slight twist of the wrist. You may be sorry you didn't buy a Brunswick, but you never will if you buy one. : Only a limited quantity for Christmas. Order yours now; make a small deposit and don't be disappointed. TREADGOLD SPORTING GOODS CO. The only place in Kingston you can buy this wonderful machine. 88 Princess Street . To Resume Soccer. - Wilh the great war at an end, the WILLIAM H. TAFT, English soccer authorities are los- But--no one may sit down in the Ex-President of the U.S., who has ing ao ine In so Sstablisiting luague presence of a Chinese monarch! And been offered the position as sole ference. presided over by J.. C. how could any one stand up straight 'member of the National Commission Clegg, chairman of the association and drive a high power automobile? fof the National and American Base- council, received suggesiions from In 1908 there were not more than ball Leagues. representatives of the Soccer a dozen motor cars in all China be League, Southern League, London side the collection in the fir \perial Combination and the county asso- garage; to-day there are abo ~ 400, clations as to the changes to be at least 60 per cent. of whic. are t made. oe dArfven by Occidental traders, ecom- Are You Going to Lay Your Car Up ThisW inter? If so-- Have you decided where to store your battery? If your battery freezes it is use- Phone 529 Kingston enon AA APN IS Coast When You Can. In ordinary rolling country a dri-' "py. pyeiien cup tie competition Just Arrived . .Consignment of Red Hot Heaters. Will toast bread, boil, fry, broil, in fact will copk a meal for small family--$4.50. SEE US DEMONSTRATE T mercial 'agents and members of the varfous western legations. . Driv- ing is restricted to a very few of the largest coast cities, where it 1 rough going at best; and there isn't a road in China fit for a motor ride! Japan is better, for Japan is more progressive. She has about 2.000 cars in her whole country Of these 1,000 are found in Tokio, 200 in Yokohama, and 75 or 100 in Kobe. The others are scattered. But in Japan, as In China, the roads are not yet ready for motor touring. One may drive from Tokio to Kobe via Yokohama, a distance of about ver of average skill can boost the mileage of a car which gives twelve miles to the gallon to fourtean or fif- teen by simply shutting off the en- gine, putting the gear in neutral, and coasting whenever there is an op- portunity. This is not a freak per- formance, but one which can be ear- ried out without appreciably cutting down the speed. was also discussed, and the possi- bilities are that a competition will be arranged to begin with the New Year Has Great Regord. Directum- J. has the most envi able record of the light harness rac- ers of the year. He was started in fourteen races and finished first in eleven, second 'in two and third in one, a record of never being suit of the money. Nearly $500,000 was distributed In prizes for the two Store your battery with us, We will keep it in a warm place. Keep lots of freshly dis- tilled water in it, and give it the best atten- tion possible. Store your battery with us. NOW. 250 miles. but' it is no venture to recommend. 3 There has been no Chinese attempt to manufacture a Chinese automo- hile, but the Japanese have a fac- tory between Kobe and Yokohama. SAT a Prone G4 167 Princess St. KINGSTON (LI A J The more extensively M is used the better are results obtained from a Swedish system for stimulating backward children by - circulating électrie currents through. the air of George Boyd wr 5 ; hundred and fifty races that were eZ i {contested in the seventeen weeks of the Grand Circuit at fifteen meet- [\ ings. There were 146 races for 5 trotters and 104 for pacers. In the trots 1,046 started and in the paces 647. $e | PICARDY ; A NEW'MODEL IN™ TOOKE COLLARS TOOKE BROS. unm 0 AARERS Phone 201 129 Brock Street May Skate Por Titles, At the annual meeting of the a» Canadian Amateur Skating Assoria- tion, held at Montreal, tne officers of last season were re-slecied. Ow- ing to the fact that the majority of | : skaters were overseas, no champion- @An artificial coffee .{s being mada A new commercial painting: out- ships were held last season. in Europe from figs, dried either in [fit of the 'air brush type includes a Holding of . championships the | the sun or evaporating pans, ground [paint contaimer that can be carried coming winter will depend on the {into tablets, to be dissolvel ia lot by a man Hke a knapsack and return of the men from overseas. water when desired. wherever he wants to go. WELL, JEFF WAS RIGHT AT THAT | ro gy a i During the colder half of the year, gear cases packed with grease will cause the gears to run practically without lubrication, because the grease sticks to the walls of the housing and little if any gets to the gear teeth. Oil and not grease is the rooms in which they study. the - proper lubricant for the gear- Only one-third of the world's popu-icase, at any rate during cold wea- lation uses bread as a daily food. 'her. -- WINNIPEG By Bud Fisher JEFF, THEY'VE GOT THE Boobs on You. if You HAD REPT You Rk Eves oPEN You OWT Have DRIVEN ITY HELL-Hete, I ADMSE You TO Swe A TRUS | 4 BUT TRE RECORDS IN TUS CANE TAT PLAINLY THAT You Somme PRA