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[39 Brock St. Phone Az POPP POOP IPITOPIUR ODD r VY 4 4 . ERY DCAL BRANCH TIME TABLE NIN EFFECT MARCH SRD Traine will leave and arrive at City Station, Foot o nson Street, Geolng TWest. Lve. City Arr, City No. 19 Mail .. 1 os «+1220 am. No, 13 Express . .. 3.10 am. No, 27 L a +s S46 AM No, 1 Intern] Ltd, p. ron cEREp FREES 7 2 7 0 0 a Za Pp P Pp. 1.20 pom. i ¥ No. 7 . 3.00 pom. " , East ~ - - Lye. City No, 18 Mail . .. .. L46am. No, 16 Express . .. 1.1 No. 6 Mail .. .. .. No, 14 Intern' Ltd, 1.20 pum, No. 28 Local. .. .. 6.4% p.m. . Nos 1, 18 14, 16, 18, 19 run dally, Other tralna dally except Bunday, rect e to Toronto, Peterboro, Hamilton, ftalo, London, Detrotl Chicago, City, Saginaw, Montreal, Ottawa, | ©, Portland, St. Joba, Malifax, on and New York. For » an Accommodation, tickets and aiTother Information, apply to J. Hanley, Agent, Agency tor all ocefin steamship lines. Opon day and night i B33: use in the past you 4 a decent old hat, that you We are here for -- {Your step and feel lke than salts, pills ¢- calomel because , | the: day. , . nison Mothers should give cross. sick; |afternoo dh ch ob Gb 0g 4 FROM THE COUNTRYSIDE WY wy a Frontenac HARTINGTON. | April 19.--We are glad to welcome Pte. Clayton Moore, who arrived tome last week from the front and] has ben twice wounded, Much sym-| pathy is extended to T. Sigsworth and family in their RI by | fire on Monday. =" Siggworth's | burns are healing. Mr. Leeman,!| Desert Lake, has moved to the vil-| lage. John Moore had several sheep| worried by dogs. Mr. and Mrs. | Stanley Woodman spent the week-! end at B, Campsall's; Mr. and Mrs. McQueen, Odessa, at H. Jamdeson's; | Mrs. Goslin at Hollisford, 4 -- i SANGSTER. | April 17.--The dancing party at | Nicholas Murphy's last evening was much enjoyed. M. O'Brien is in| Kingston. Leo Murphy has pur-; chased Mrs, Egan's farm and moved | on it last week. Mrs. Egan is going | to move to Fermoy. Mrs. Thomas| Barrett and baby, Gladys, spent Sun-| day at Thomas Hickey's, Bob's Lake. | Mrs. John O'Connor is at Mrs. Mc-| Nicholas', Glendower. Miss Anna] O'Connor is at James Daley's, Cole] lake. Mrs, Martin Cochrane, at Pat- | rick Cochrane's, Glendower, School | has reopened with the former teach-| | i er, Miss Murphy. | BATH ROAD, April 18. --Farmers have started | ploughing. Bath Road was well rep-| resented at the meeting in the agri-| cultural rooms, Kingston, on Satar-| day for the purpose of organizing a Farmers' Club. Bauder Bros. lost a valuable cow this week. The heavy wind storm of last evening blew over J. W. Redmond's silo. Gordon CHff has purchased a new Mel.aughlin ear, and the general postmaster, H, Coul- ter, a Chevrolet, J. Orser is building a new bee house, Mr. and Mrs. Chas. Walker, Front Road, entertained a number of their Bath Road friends on Tuesday evening. The cheese fac- tory is again running with B. Wash- burn as maker. The Bauder Bros. have purchased 4 new milking ma- chine, FALL RIVER. April 17.--~--Mapie syrup making is finished and farmers report a fairly good season. Farmers have com- menced ploughing. Miss Elsie Duffy Is been on the sick list for the past two weeks. Edmund Conroy, who has spent the winter months work- ing at Mountain Grove, has returned home. John Conroy, who has been poorly for some time, is able to be around again. Charles Fields made a business trip to Kingston on Fri- day last. Mr, and Mrs. Johnston Buchanan, Snow Road were Sunday guests at E, Conroy's. Mr. and Mrs. A. Gray at Silver Hill; Mrs. Geo. Morrison at W. Palmer's; Mr, Ross Gray and sister Florence at 8. Arm- sron.'s; Mr. and Mrs, R. Buchanan ag A. Gray's. Ernest Henderson, assessor, passed through here on Tuesday last, ---- PERTH ROAD. April 17. Everyone is observing the daylight saving system. Public school opens at 8 a. m. 8S. A. Trus- cott, 1.P.S., paid a visit to the schools this week. A large number are en- joying sucker fishing. A good run is reported. George Green and Wil- liam Green of Pine Grove passed through here en route to Kingston to don the kbaki. Robert Green and wife spent Sunday at Mrs. Jones, Pine Grove. Mr. and Mrs. Arch. Wilson visited relatives at Pine Grove on Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. Earl Wals- worth and 'Miss Ruby Buck were visitors at Miss L. Guthrie's recently, Harry Jones, Elgin, spent a few days last week with Sherman Babcock Mr. and Mrs. George MoGilliveay wore recent guests at R. Thompson's, Wil- Hur. H. Guthrie, wife and family visited H. McCadden's on Sunday. Little Clifford Rines who was hurt quite badly last Saturday by a heavy log rolling over his body is much bet- ter. The meeting of the Mission Cir- cle at Mrs, J. Raymond's has been postponed for another fortnight on BEST FOR LIVER, BOWELS, STOMACH, HEADACHE, COLDS They Liven the Liver and Bowels and Straighten You Right Up. Don't Be Billous, Constipated, Sick, : with Breath Bad and Stomach Sour. : Tonight sure! Fake Cascarets ana enjoy the nicest, gentlest liver and wel Cleansing $343 xpers up w ; ; p ach sweet, breath right and foc flue. Get rid of sick tousness, constipation. od 0 sour stomach, had colds. r skin, brighten your ayes, quicken / a full they don't shock the liver the bowels or cause 1 next entitled to re- ot our in. | | ing. | with account of the particularly busy sea- SON. Leeds MORTON. April 16.-C. 'KR. Taber spent = couple of days last week in Kingston. A number from here attended the fun- eral of the late Charles Pritchard, Ellisville, which was held at the Olivet church on Sunday last. Mr. and Mrs. A. E. Stevens spent Tues- day in Kingston. House cleaning is the order of the day with the ladies of the village. Charles Booth, of the R.F.C., Toronto, spent Sunday the guest of his parents, Mr. and Mrs. FP. Booth, F. Booth is erecting an oil shed and is prepared to supply the public with gasoline and motor oil. Mr. and Mrs. J. Coon and son, Gor. don visited friends at Elgin on Sun- day. Alfred Sly, Jones' Falls, spent Sunday. with friends in the village. Miss Hazel Wiltse spent Sunday the guest of Mrs, H, G. Gean, -- WILLOWBANK. 5 April 20.--Several farmers of this district made maple syrup for their own use, but as the season for it Is over they have turned to plowing and getting ready for spring se The factory opened last a few patrons Keeping milk at hame to feed calves school children are each to cuftivate a piece of ground at home school garden this coming summer. Some of the high school bys P out to work with farmers. Bastwood is getting along well after his operations. Mrs. David McCle- Yuent, jr.. of Pittsferry, spent Mon- day at Mrs. Robert McNinch's. The teacher, Miss Cockrill, is coaching a few scholdrs for the entrance next nionth. Robert Jackson is gettting rats as their fur brings a good price. W. H. Clark has exchanged houses with his son, William, who purchased his father's farm. Mr. and Mrs. Albert Jackson were visit- ing Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Little last week. Robert Grice has begun work in the cemélery by burning the ol grass. : JUNETOWN, ' April 19.--Born to Mr. and Mrs. William Flood, on April 13th, a son. Miss Vera Hilliard, 'Escott; "spent the week-end with her aunt, Mrs, G. Scott, Mrs. EH Tennant spent this week in Brockville with her daugh- ter, Mrs, Sanderson Ferguson. Mrs. A. E. Summers and grandson Albert, of Mallorytown were recent visitors at Johm A. Herbison's. Newton Scott spent Thursday in Brockville. Mrs. Tim Guilds, Andressburg, is here visiting her daughter, Mrs, Fred Graham. Miss D. May has returned to Alvin !Avery's after spending the winter in Brockville. Mr. and Mrs. J. A. Herbison spent Saturday in Brockville. Misses Orma and Merle Mulvaugh, Lansdowne were guests of the former's parents, Mr. and Mrs. Robert Mulvaugh on Sunday. Lloyd Mulvaugh has purchased a Chevro- let car. B. J, Ferguson and Fred Graham made a trip to Brockville last week. Mrs, Jacob Warren and Arden Warren visited relatives in Brockville on Monday. Mr, and Mrs. Herbert Scott spent one day last week with Mr. and Mrs, Edward Scott, Yonge Mills. Nurse Partridge. Mallorytown, is attending Mrs, Wil- liam 'Flood and little son. Mr, and Mrs, Wesley Chant, Mallorytown, were recent visitors at Jacob War. ren's, Mr. and Mrs. A. B. Ferguson were visiting at Jobn Percivals, Lil- lie's, on Tuesday. John and Arthur Dickey, also Buell Dickey motored out from Rockport on Sunday to visit Shei aunt, Mrs. Mary Warren, who ig Lemos and Adingtn ENTERPRISE EAST. April 19.~~The farmers in this vie- inity have their cellars well stocked with maple syrup and sugar. Pike fishing is the order of the day In these parts. The roads are fin fairly goog condition. Daylight-sav- ing started on Monday morning. The mail and passenger carrier started the ball rolling, by leaving an hour earlier 'than usual, and incidentally leaving some" would-be passengers behind. tended the concert in Moscow on Thursday evening. Sehool openéd on Monday last after the Easter holi- days. Mr, and Mrs. J.B. Fisher have moved to their farm reeently vace-| ted by Joseph Kenney. Thomas Dunh Jost a valuable cow last week, as also did Andrew Lyons. 'Mr. and Mrs. W. 'H. Mawson motored to Trenton on Thursday. Mrs. Broie Wilson and daughter, Jhne and sister, Miss An- nie Lavecque, pave returned to King- ston after spending the past week with relatives here. Mr. and Mrs, J. B. Evans, Moscow, at Thomas Dunn's on Friday last; Leo Finn at James Pewy's, Newburgh, on Fridaylast; James Murphy at Edward Finn's on Thursday evening; Miss Anna G. Finn spent Saturday in Kingston, -- BETHEL. April 19.---~Working on 'the land has been stopped by the recent eold spell as snow. and Ice cover every. thing. Clarence Manion spent Sat- urday in Kingston. Miller, Hay for a week at J. Joyne also Mr. and Mrs. John oe on Wed- at Boe: soneal EA Tie. He TAL Tore oops Proving: sradually after bilious rish children a whole Cas-i3 e as the; n not injure thirty, feet of eader: Dowels. . bury A number from -here at-| THE DAILY BRITISH WHIG, TUESDAY, APRIL 23, 1918. men( is wow in France. Mr. and Mrs. J. E. Hudgins and daughter Grace, Selly, spent Sunday with Mr and Mrs. John Joyne, Sugar mak- has been made by those who tapped. Frapk Baker has the west end of River road milk route Mr, and Mrs, John Connolly and Mrs. Peter Manion spent ong day this week in Napanee -------------- ' A MOTHER'S CARE The woman at home, deep in household duties and the cares of motherhood, needs occasional help to keep her in good health. The de- mands upon a mother's health are many and sevére. Her own health trials and her children's welfare ex- act heavy toils, while hurried meals, broken rest and much indoor living tend to weaken her constitution. No wonder that the woman at home is headaches, backaches and nervous- ness. Too many women have grown to accept these visitations as a part of the lot of motherhood. But many and varied as her health troubles are, the cause is simple and the cure at hand. When well, it is the wo- man's good blood that keeps her well; when ill'she must make her blood rich to renew her health. The nursing mother, more than any other woman in the world needs rich bleod and plenty of jt There is one always unfailing way to get this good blood so necessary to perfect health, and that is through e use of Dr. Wil- liams' Pink Fills, These pills make pew blood abundantly, and through their. use thousands of weak, ailing wives and mothers have been made bright, cheerful and strong. If you are ailing, easily tired, or depressed, ft is a duty you owe yoursell and your family to give Dr. Williams' Pink Pills a fair trial. What this medicine has done for others it will surely do for you Voting In England, In the interesting debate in the British House of Commons respect- ing the amendment inserted by the House of Lords in the new Electoral Bill which would have the effect of in- cluding in .he franchise Dominion soldiers serving in England, Mr, Her- best-Samuel, late Postmaster-General, pointed out that any Canadian which had been here six months would, as the bill stood, be enfranchised, and would even have the ballot papers sent to them if in France. "If our soldiers were quartered in Canada for six months would the Canadian Gov- ernment give them Dominion votes?" he asked. ' ; Mr. H. A. L. Fisher, Minister of Fducation, thought that as the new eleptoral' register would be a war register we should not have a worse Parliament because some thousand overseas soldiers participated in the next election, Mr. Percy Harris thought Mr, Fisher's argument remarkable. Canada, for example, had prohibition. "Would Canadians ¥ho happen to be training here be entitled to elect a prohibition candidate, although the English electors held very different views?" he asked. "It would really prove a negation of representative Government, creating a bad feeling instead of good." Mr. Fisher said that he thought at first that the clause was merely de- sired to cover soldiers and sallors resident here, but who were paid by the Dominions. He saw now this lit- tle parasol perhaps turning into a big umbrella. t Eventually the clause was referred tor reconsideration, the understand- ing being that the House of Commons would welcome the clause enfran- chising Dominion soldiers genuinely residing in England. Birds Disappearing. Up to the present Lhere is no evi- dence of a single quail living, surviv- ing the fierce snow blizzards that have fallen over Southwestern Ontario. Hungarian partridge are one of the few species that nature bas prepared to battle severe elementary attacks, and in one of those favorable locali- ties adjoining Paint Pelee, Essex County, knpwn as the reclaimed lands, Hungarian partridge were in- troduced a short time ago, and have proved their adaptability to their en- vironment, but through lack, evident- ly, of attention in official duty, the song as well as the game birds and other valuable wild life have fallen before the cruel guns of the pot-hunt- ing and merciless foreigners, who fearlessly combed out the last liv being that was cherished by the sportsmen and a future asset to the farmers of that community. -------------------- : Ginseng. Ginseng, the greatest product of Korea, is unrivalled throughout the world for its quality. Lately, how- ever, ewing to the spread of a dis- ease -peeuliar to ginseng and from robberies, the industry was brought to a standstill. Methods likely to give good resulis.are being adopted, hewever. The area under eunltiv is: nbout 1,381,748 kan. The amount of medicinal ginseng has grown to 30,000 kin. : vef¥~in 3 pound ot Seal Quart Jars or 2, pound tins. ing is completed and a nice amount] often indisposed through weakness, | "lance of vigilance and despatch. -_ ry = B00 IIBI00ITHIII0D lan Hay Has Described : Uses of the Telephone On Battle Lines in France SUOEDUSLBOOPPOLEIHOPEOLIML {"*N his new book, "AN In It," which is a continuation of "The First Hundred Thousand," Ian Hay describes the work of the telephone iu the battle lines. Practically all the business of an army in the field is transacted bY telephone, says the author. If the telephone breaks down, whether by the act of God or of the King's enemies, that business is at a stand- still uatil the telephane is put right again. The importance of the disaster varies with the nature of the busi- ness. For instance, if the wire Jead ing 10 the Round Game Department is blown down by a March gale, and your weekly return of Men Recom- mended for False Teeth is delayed ia transit, nobody minds very much ----except possibly the Deputy Diree- tor of Auxiliary Dental Appliances. But if you are engaged in battle, and { the 'wires which link up the driving | foree in front with the directing force behind are devastdted by a storm of shrapmel, the matter as sumes a more---nay, a most--serious aspect. Hence the |superlative im- { portance in modern warfare of the signal sections of the Royal Engin- eers---tersely described by the rank and file as the "Buzzars" or the "lddy-Umpties."" During peaee-training the buzzer, on the whole, has a very pleasant time of it. Once he has mastered the mysteries of the semaphore and Morse codes the most laborious part of hig education is over. Hence: forth he spends his days upon some sheltered hillside, in company with one or two congenial spirits, flapping cryptic messages out of a blue and white flag at a similar party across the valley. But once in the thick of things there is no flag-wagging The huiz- ger"s first proceeding upon entering the field of active hostilities is to get underground, and stay there He is a seasoned vessel, the bhuz- zer of to-day, and a person of mark ed individuality. He is, above ail things, a man of the world. Siiting day and night in a dugout, or a cel- lar, with a telephone receiver clamp ed to his ears, he sees little; but he hears much, and overhears more, He also speaks a language of his own. His one task in life is to prevent the Jetter B sounding like C, or D, or PF or T, or V over the telephone; so he has perverted the English language to his own uses. He calls B "Beer," and D "Don," and so on. He salutes the rosy dawn as ""Akk Emma," and eventide as "Pip Emma." He refers to the letter 8 as "Esses," in order to distinguish it from F. He has no respect for the most majestic mili- tary titles. To him the Deputy As. sistant Director of the Mobile Veter inary Section is merely a lifeless formula, entitled Don Akk Don Emma Vie Esses. z He is also a man mind. The. tactical not interest him. His business is to disseminate news, not to write leading articles about it. (O si sic omnes!). You may be engaged in a lite and death struggle for the pos- session of your own parapet, but this does not render you immune from a pink slip from the signal station, asking you to state your reasons in writing for. baving mislaid fourteen pairs of "boots, gum, thigh," lately the property of number seven pla- toon. Thirdly, the buzser is a humorist of the sardonic yariety. The con- stant clash ol-wits ever the wires and the necessity of framing words guick- ly sharpens his faculties and acidu- lates his tongue. Incidentally, he is an awkward person to quarrel with, One black night Bobby Little, mak- ing his second round of the trench- es about an hour before "stand-to," felt constrained to send a telephone message to battalion headquarters, Taking a good breath-----you always do this before entering a trench dug out--he: plunged info the peisesome cavern where his company signallers kept everlasting vigil. The place was in total darkness, except for the il. lumination supplied by a strip of rifle rag burning in a tin of rifle oil. The air, what there was of it, was thick with large, fat," floating par: ticles of free carbon. The telephone was buzaing plaintively to itself in unsuccessful competition with a well- modulated quartet for four nasal of detdened situation does signalling staff, who, locked in the inextricable embraec peenliar to Thomas Atkins in search of warning, were snoring harmoniously upon the earthen floor. . The signaller 'on duty'---one Me- Qurk---was extracted from the heap and put undér arrest for sleeping at his post. The enormity of his crime was heightened by the fact that two undelivered messages were found upon his person. - "Divers pains and senalties tollow- ed. Bobby supplemented the ser- tence with a homily on the import- Mc- Gurk, deeply aggrieved at forfeiting seven days' pay, said nothing, but bided his time. Two nights later the battalion came oui of trenches for a week's rest, and Bobby, welry and thankful, retired to bed in his hut at 9 p.m. in comfortable antici- pation of a full night's repose. 'Hig anticipations weer doomed to disappointment. He was roused from slumber<~not without diflculty--by McGurk, who appeared ' at his bedside with a gut- tering candle-end ih one hand and a pink dispatch form in the other. The 'message 3 : 8 W., with some M Lal Bis eS: Aamoni. a went in sleep agin. will be agallable for your front '2 to 3 p.m. to-mor- row." ~ Bobby stuffed the missive under | tis air pillow and rolled over with- TE -- organs, contributed by Bobby's entire seid: § 1 prevailing wind for next twentr- PAGE ELEVEN ns out a word. MeGurk withdrew, leav- ing the door.of the hint open. His next visit was about 4 o'cloék. $ This time Yhe message said: to have yes- in a "A zeppelin is reported Passed over Dunkirk at 5 p.m terday atiernoon, proceediag Bortherly. direction." Bobby informed MeG was a fool and a dotard, him forth. McGurk returned at 5.20 bearing written evidence that the seppelin had been tracéd as far as Ostend. This time his company commander promised him that if he appeared again that night he would be award- ed fourteen days' Field Punishment Number One. » The result was that upon sitting down to breakfast at 9 next morning Bobby found upon his plate yet an- other message--from his command- ing oficer---summoning him to the grderly room on urgent matters at a0. But Bobby scored the final and winning trick. Sending for McGurk and Sergeant McMicking, he said: "This man, Sergeant, appears to be unable to decide when a message is urgent and when it is not.\ In fu- ture, whenever McGurk is on night duty and is in doubt as to whether a4 message should be delivered at once or put aside till morning, he will come to you and ask for your guidance in the matter. Do you um- dérstand?" | : "Perfectly, sir," replied the ser- geant, outwardly calm. "McGurk, do you understand?" wrk that be and east An International League. From Morocéo to Walfisch Bay the west coast of Africa has been the scene of a scramble between great Powers. Asiatic Turkey with the Bagdad railway is tbe shining prize at which Germany aims through the "Mittel Europa' scheme, Each power has sought colonies and spheres of influence for the exclu- sive benefit of its own business in- terests. What better way can be de vised to prevent the recurremce of these "wars of steel and gold." as Mr. Brailsford has termed them, than by substituting for the rival economic ambitions of each people an agreement for the economic ad- vantage of all? Let the great colon- izing states follow the example of the American States who ceded their western lands to the Confederation. France, Great Britain, Germany, Belgium, Italy, and Portugal would then vest in an international Euro- pean Congress and its executive organs the title to practically the whole of Central Africa. The same Congress should assume the receiver- ship for the bankrupt concerns of Turk and Persian. Russia, England, France, and Germany would then have the merit of yielding each a selfish advantage, in order to cement a European union and to promote the common welfare, At once the European League of Nations would become the adminis- trator of a great public domain of the world. It would derive therefrom & strength and importance at the mo- ment. almost incalculable. It would begin to strike roots, as under sim- ilar circomstanees in North America, into a sentiment of unity and al- legiance in a new brotherhood of States, It would establish complete freedom of trade for all nations throughout the whole extent of the common territery. It would natur- ally add to the administration of the new domain the responsibility for the neutralized straits,r canals, and other waterways in the old world, and for neutralized territories also. The frst administrators of the new territories should be chosen from peoples accustomed to self-gov- ernment and not directly involved in the present war, Swiss, Dutch, and Scandinavians.---~American Review of Reviews. Dr. Johnson's Wit. It is well known, says Outlook, that Dr. Johnson's odd humor crept into some of the definitions in his great English dictionary; for 'n- stance, he defined lexicographer as 'a writer of dictionaries; a harmless drudge." His dictionary was first published in 1755. Another English dictionary, Bailey's, appeared many years before Johnson's, and it was so popular that several editions of it were printed after its rival appear- ed, REarly editions of Bailey give, under Jexicographer, "a writer of a lexicon," ete. In a*capy of the edi- tien of 1766, however, picked up re- cently in New York, there is found added to this, "also, a harmless drudge." Bailey's reviser of 1766, who was apparently not altogether harmless as a drudge, thus copied Dr. Johnson's pleasantry as a new definition! Whoppers, Two soldiers, an Irishman and an Englishman, having met in Flanders, began to talk of the hairbreadth escapés they bad in battle. "Well, said the Englishman, "one day in the height of an engagement a shell took the hair off my head, Now, what do you think of that for a haircut?" i "Sure," said Pat, "when 1 was in a battle a bullet from one of them Maxims whizéed by me and took off every hair of my face. What do you think of that for a close shave?" The "lonely" soldier wanted to let down gently the philanthropic dam- sel who wrote to him three times a week. Tr % "Can you, tell me why your eyes are like you and me?" was the query be put in one letter. "No, dear lonely one, I can't. Tell me, oh, (#ll me, why, they are thus," replied the maiden, v In the following letter came.the answor: : "Becatize they correspond, , but will never mest!" g LADY ROSSMOBE IMPETUOLS Sends False Message Marching In On Calais." London, April 23. --Lady Ross more, wife of the Lord-Lieutenant of the County of Monaghan: was fingd $50 fob sending a false wessage 10 [refand, reading, "Germans are marching in on Calais." ne THERE IS NOTHING FOR THE LIVER SO GOOD As MILBURN'S LAXA-LIVER PILLS, They will regulate the flow of bile to act properly on the bowels, and will tone, renovate, and purify the liver, "removing every result of liver trouble from the temporary, but dis- agreeable bilidus and sick headaches, to the severest forms of liver cam: plaint. 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