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Daily British Whig (1850), 17 Sep 1910, p. 13

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at iA he \ corse rmdnt By STACY E. BAKER, Building Of Standard Granulated Sugar is ua-; excellea for preserving or table use. ANDREW MACLEAN'S, Best Ontario Street and \ WEY . Our Crystal Brand | | Health And Hi purest of oll Salts for WM. MURRAY, Anctionecs . Table and Dairy use-..made Ax Damon approached, suitcase in i : \ Bottled by " . y Vacoum P; -- i 1 hand, the driver the great = car 2 } Furgitars Saics elrsn agscial at 3 | fendom from adularasts of any bind. Re. | S4WEHing. restiessly by the euch Bowne ON i The Dominion Brewery Co., Limited a Fenr famars ved § | Member the mame -.. Af your Grocer's |% SOW cagerls froin bis seat sud re bth SP oh Pin of Toronto : co. DOMINION SALT CD. LIMITED pred viak youth UEEREP. F727. LET De ~N RE, igh far, get my ssrvices For a small town, this Blissville ll i hs 5 -- rs ; fk " ." > * . He an . | g The Ale of Quality," the very life of MARKET SQUARE. Manufacturers end Shippers has' them sll beat," inated the i " i i i . gh Samia, Ont. 4 ha a at (G8 © C1 ages | jm Ig &- ie mals, caught and held in absolute wie E> | SURITY. CANADA'S BENT on the rear cushions. Blissville for alld Port is the Gutariv Urape Grow - 1; mine, hereafter, at every opportunity, and Wine Manufacturing Company's Must be u peacherine of an hotel when 4 3 Tes * 1 Sr om . % i | J 4 Bl Catharines. 14 Is guaranteed 10 ~ J . . Em . bn N . - it sends an automobile after ite vo ETN 3 Cae Sm . i ; Bevis Sint 1a" ube Vent Snporied ai ter 7 Lal a | er | ll] 3 INDIA PALE ALE 0 ng nt nts ----------te---- In all truth, the chauffeur was es Ar NN HE YAY A ad | bi 18 yo » ' puoi oly vy BJ. LAWLER, Golden P - iabihing n ssd 0 3 Hous eS | TRE tH . 5 Fis in Progress, -- first in Perfecticn h 00 A as zzily by, anc main stem n CITED 1 a TOE REL, fig -- 3 3 > : FOR SALE. : r ppetite of the little burg unfolded as 'a dirty CTA gf fh of Aig: irst in Popularity, the finest example of what a The Albion Hotel property, corner indicates weakness of the stom- gray ribbon to the upsophisticated Fe Re Resa do AAR) LE FAN PALE ALE should be. Montesa! and Queen streets, Kingvion, ach hich roadster who was even then making eae) x PY So = gr bE sell at a sacrifice, For particulars nerves which control the | his initial visit to the trade. Syl . . 3 ' 32a Fela INVALID STOUT desire for food. "It is a sure " 'Speed on, MacDufl,"" misquoted " FRG ¢ Ad GRIT i the commercial man, and leaned hap- 4k T. J. LOCKHART, : TE ER $4 0 (bul h / Meal Estate Agent, : Sg tht She Higeative OFgANS | pil, back to dream his omnipresent | | BIH! df PR LY rally WEIS SY You want strength--You get it and ington St., e'p ol ondon.. on Vet hei tind 1 Td ; LINC TRRS g J | keep it by taking DOMINION BREWERY VI == =0., Invalid Stout Kingston. oreast co. Ii . ned pe Y reasing pace. Damon's eves PREMIER'S VISIT TO PRINCE RUPERT THE CLUB HOTEL to contemplate a picturesque building --- just ahead. Four storeys high, it The of Prince Arthur, busy building up a terminal city for the] WELLINGTON ST., near PRINCESS, Pl flared to the very sky several gaudy | National tal Railway, laid off for a few days to do honor to gables which a colordoving owner had | Sir Wilfrid, - Sold Everywhere, M caused to be smeared with all the | seseesw---------- . : ~ There are other hotels, but none a . k y approach the Club for homelike sur- solors of the yainbow, _.; : &: her. A have a million, more or less, SOME OLD-TIME PUNS. Will make you work better, play better roundings. Site : a murmured he ? Astouizhed that the pater left me, but Mr. CUox- rest better and sleep sounder when you take youth a# the car slowed suddenly down » . 2 5 00 0s8icd In ountre ot ity and close 0.0 turn in at 8 green-hedged road. | LOB wanis me to prove up. He tele- Are Referred to by Washington [it. Its blood making properties are unex- Charges are 'moderate. way leading to 'the spacions porch graphed ne a Bteville Fone rr ost, celled. Pen pido br tiie week : - that commected with the institution, wey - Sap John: O ton WiShington Post. ha : P.M. oM 4 sel. "mine eves must suffer from an acute ou con't mean John: Vox Ad eT A Pu a the English las- [I _ 2 TRG Prope. LS I 2 el Su [eos Tek DOMIN N BREWERY 00. Limited a a jext looking plant 1 have ever look- A 5 an SRR RR RR RE Pitt ning ad "Well, my bov, either you are one{ And the sexton tolled the bell. ) 4 at," he machine caine {0 4 slow of the most immginative bugs | have | The worst pun is that of the man TORONTO g Never Falls to Restore Nop: a oye. Suiver June aevilly seen for some time or else vou are [who fell into a ditch and rose with ; ! @ | Gray Hair toitsNatural |: ach. telling the brand of truth that is [the remark: "How very ditchtress- @ Color and Beauty A fussy little person came forward | Stranyer than fiction. Anyway, John fing! : N Y & HICKEY ents The kind you are looking for ia © . : d 'e aisitesian CY oxton owns and controls this insti. | Dr. Johnson said that the pun was| ' the kind we sell. eg Nomatter how long it has been gray | 479 frasped the youth Eel cue, You tution, and if he is in Blissville, as [the lowest order of wit; but to this! : A a gl | 5 faded. Promotes a luzuriantgrowth {are host, | we" he bellowed in ad 5, le "hy will be out hers; and you | Goldsmith replied: "The pun.' in- other 236 PRINCESS STRE ET. KiNuSTON, Ser. t Coal i ag althy hair. Stops its Salling ats voice that told, of no lack of Jung Tog) Javan dance' To. ses him: and | Words, is the foundation of wit, eh *" wy i aru Po vely TeIOvIS Bust s0," acknowledged Damon, He | PROYe Your story." Every Latin master likes to tell his MM good coal and we gusranutes Rlossy. a 3 a "f eumonae | FH prove it all right" Damon as- {boys two puns. The first is a puno- prompt delivers fugit Hot soil skin or linen, ill not eyed the man curiously. "1 suppose | rimiv. . ing derivation of restaurant--"Res, a © jure r hair. Is mot a dye, you are the proprietor. This is my Ee b . BD 1: i an + " i i ad - y ; » 0 * ' ' 9 * BOOTH C @l ? and Soe. botnes. at draggiats. first trip through this section : And this was easily 'done, "for thing taurus a bul a bully thing | & 0., ? bY unit gh oreoc. Send 2¢. fof frou books Care Th : dust hu kevlike ? : the dying whirr of 5 suddenly stopped The other is a derivation of virgin-- > POOT WEST STREET. 2 Nona 1 oan." ohila J a pe asa: hr ard "1 hope it will be i at motor: Loxton enteced, the office. 'Vir, a man; gin, a trip; a man Aarting | ¥ . " » : ' Mr. Coxton!" Damon arose cager |trap." BERRERTYREYNARRREY BRE plexes, toilet nd bath rod rh hora be Tumbled Ne, 1 ni the Boss, ty and sirode toward the men, The | Among newspaper humorists the pun . 25c. druggists. un ake the piace n he's gone. stout, middle-aged one, with the floriJ |is dying out. In the old days, - the 1 skin fine and 4 : hletic i MEFUSE ALL Pm the general athletic instructor. cheeks nnd-iron-gray hair, turned in | good old days, the Burlington Hawk- .. o : i" . B il 1 Jas. B. McLeod, Agent. Miquecs . oid ve . He gebnd the surprise. eye man and the Norristown Herald 10} hand of - the labor ignorant drum- 15 'wy ou. Dapon!" he einculated, man and the Arkansaw Traveller man mer and squeezed it to a beating pulp. "Just Ao," ventured the vouth, ex-] vould pun at each other like this : * 1 can Supply 0 Arthur Damon had some experience : SK o "fa hk aris 3 , tending his hand. Kindly assur We don't care a straw what Shake- | f gcipe ures with Jotals, big sug little. Infact, your--er--athletic instructor - oy speare said--a rose by any other name Ready Roofiug, the youth's income had allowed him |, - sanity~I was kidnapped by the | #ould not smell as wheat.' --Arkansaw Pp : to see something of life on a most ia : al i rn * f te % ih driver of this sanitarium, and this } Traveller. val Plaster Lime Wosk Men =m. Free SXpensiYe plave, and Juin fue in. the gentleman wants to keep me here." } "We have made an oat of the ange 4 0 1 fapacity oa cigar salesman hac noth} wry oo Damon, Mubgueen," came jobove."--Burlington Hawkeye. ing to do with needing the money. |p 0 po cigar magnate, evisply, "and } "Such puns are barley tolerable, A makeshift, cook-gtoe is al- ways expensive, You waste tood There were other reasons. But in all he 5 : 3 Y . --_ . : s : e in all rifht--~but 1 don't under | hey amaize us, they arouse our oo be y Send Name and Address Today Damon . oMurianes an ite in- | stand this. complication. Explain." ighteous corn, and they turn the pub- Decaum it 1s hot propery poked. You Can Have It Free and Be structor. for the guests of a hotel was} "yy 50, speedily explained tic taste a-rye." right. © You waste fuel trying to heat your » unheard of. "You are a what?" he Cons : ' bi oven--or gt a hot fire--or keop a low fire » satred oxton Innghed at the completion of meme n-- Al day and niht. You loss money every ) Stron and Vi orous gay eck ie} - the tale. "Well, anyway, you're here THE SOUR MILK FAD. day you fry 10 use an unsatisfactory range j tsk ¥ 55-57 Barrack St yf "An athletic instructor," roared the " $ cd : i last you 8 lifetime. Rell 'Q . -- el] ty OATH ~~and unhurt," ventured.. 'T wanted Sei-- 3 THE IMPERIAL OXFORD : re oft. Pht h re Shrenuou void gue, PEIVe emi i, see you and tell you that vour | [® Some Cases Done More Harm Than Hokie th zc fos yous parpois. Th f Nido for coal or wosd---ass : m tion »s, a p a . eve is the range for yo » ' tachment if desired ant ar elm Satay | their bumps, I do." He mumined Wp | ealex upto date have proved that vou Good. rian all PBA Fade OD TOR qotgehabil "Lie! pistol Ming 5 deb gor, weakened > . pk fe ailing memory and lame hack, | the broad frame and the erect shoul-| 0 make good. * No. use in covering | From the discussion at the British i brought on xoesses, unnatural drain ders-back attitude of the youth before " ' , ay : ] Hi hest Sia 3 'lie, Soni: that bas cured. 50 wany Wim. "Yow look as if you could go these tank, towns. Lb, acoept your | Medical Association it seems there is a Ty viv hepa. St on some," he voluntecred. "I have set Senn en, nh like, and von can | some danger even in the use of simple eine-that I think every man who wishes to | your tryout for two o'clock." go ®t Wiebare for ap early fbut rather unpleasant sour mitk treat- ra es a od pid 1 bar aug wiring. Apickly "Mo," gasped Damon. "Not me, my silting wedding, I ment. Wn y a v ne, TN A . , . " n a a . : : ¥ " » . detorinined 10 send a supy of 2 proscription friend. 1 have other business to at} 4 Malina 3 hue that vo, oh It is just as well to know this, be- which easily saves 209; of your fuel. No other device of the GASOLINE, free of charge, fn a Inin, ordinary sealed en- | tung to," They were now on the in- the. vouth rn Ame later §oause lactic acid and lactic milk and kind ever invented is worth so. much to vou in cold cash. OIL. Yelope 10 any map w will write me for it. ide of a large. well-furnisbed Office a. vou was. leay ihe the institution. {lactic cheese are being Handied about 6 money overy dav v try x : : Who hag wadt a spec a a of on a] "Where is a ister #7 demanded : I'm not." grinned Damon, survey. reely, and very soon we may expect You lose JIONEY Overy £ay you iry lo get along without 1. LUBRICATING OfL. sm convinced it is the surest-acting combi. | IO 1 pm ing enjtically the husky frame of the {1 craze. Everybody will be -dosing Come in and let us show you the Imperial Oxford with FLOOR OIL. nation for Ge euro of deficient manhood and | he Clu ie By i " _| man. "I'm in training for a bout with | himself or herself with sour milk' in "Economizer" attachment. It means dollars and cents to vou. Vigor failure . vor put together. ~ You don't have to register," loud Hymen and IT don' GREASE, ETO. Haan OD I Jo 0 y Jetiow mas bo fend lly assured the athletic instructor. } SUT Ie fore am. eare to take on | ome form or other for almost every Other Gurney-Oxford stoves and ranges for every pur. n » . s » » or J , . 4 x 1 y . 3a : " . . PROMPT DELIVERY, asyhere who is weak and nconraged with | "Everything is OK. We have had oe Je great event 3, -real_or nary tur pose and any kind of fuel. Get acquainted with the best a Fi T ' Of 5 y - Ry a . Soul ST 3 be nels 0 St Ht wha' harmful patent medicine sting himself | your room veserved for you for three | The average young man is not Tate: Lhe. had mores vera cas. whe ane known, best liked stoves in all Canada, It will be your rain, W. F. KELL Y . i. . m ffs. RE duded D taki iv interested in the time when his milk did harm. But, according to Clarence and Ontario Streets. #0 cure himself at home quisuy |, "OF | Prec re the. Amon, jailing | father was a hoy. Ur. Bryce, it may bring on Fhe Si B THE YELLOW : ged a ron. § Ba Site ears Sal mative; and_gncther doctor, weaking ImmonNns Dros uawwane stony some little distance away, "You and } | had done more harm than good : 1 want to get together. There's some The danger will be, we RE p mistake here, You evidently take me |: . people doctorin 'themselves. the for some one elie. I am Arthur remedy is so familiar and simple: and Damon, a cigar salesman, and I'm in eg the result will be excess, always dan- vour old burg on business and not to gerous in anything. : It may ix pull olf boxing bouts with+~er--athle- - . . nasty, but people 00D aciuire Anstan. tie instructors. " It s often a little and the safe rule is for the sour milk "You think you are," calmly came Do thing that puts a treatment to be in the hands of the from the other, "but, as & matter of deranged digestive export.--London Saturday Review. acl, you are Arthur Dimeling, of 1 system right -- if hd Sew York, suffering from a nervous : 3 taken i 't Look - a freakdown caused hy too much burn-| E a in time. Short St il Right. fg, o : ng of the candle at both ends, and = 3 25¢c and 60c. A i So new assistant on a i inp sou are here, gentle stranger, because a Una ne ha am : down south, was asked to hold , cow Pr Bua Joleyraphed for a smté for you while the farmer, a cross-eyed man | : is explaining the many litte mental ; 4 ; * - . : A " ww tacaries of his promising son as he ARI --g-- an per en] exh an Nest Pocket h did so. Now, my boy, you just leave WIRELESS TELEGRAPHY syes. in some fear inquired: ; Size of EDDY'S . Famous "SILENTS 5 Hh day in and day out, year after your Will New devioe for removing ashes, it ail to ws, Don't worry. Physical "Is you gwine to bit whar you is culture and a total abstinance from lookin', Loss*"" : ar Every stick a match, grog will serve to put you properly . f Sr . inkv.** gk i 8 ! i pro Marconi--the wireless wizard---did Why, certainly, answered the every mafch a light, - ) al : } ae Ye Olde lcish M back on your feet again, and you will _ ad e Lei in 7 [hank the Missville Physical 'Culture | 10 stumble nocideally upon the Teal, den, son as Tame erF : den; you Is the Result of Prolonged Study and Deep Research. our forefathers. with Hs slo thank the . : hold de SOE ven Fang not sutfive ho oir AY Nioton i 4M EOF Sanitarmam for vour eure." principles of his marvellous invention. If yn hold de cow your / er for the a OR TA VIRN0 BS cries ginitis, turn RX See. | "Blissville Physical Culture Sani-| [ft was only by dep and prolonged | 5°: wait! ii Smoke r--Try & Box and such flour. Bes and test the fam: | ° y AE taviom **' reiterated the youth, "Isn't | Study of the care of certain known «A Hard Moment. Always everyw ' OS O i a] * was ables . * ous IY : this a hotel ?" ; Phetiomena ue hat he ble | or arpers Weekly. in Canada. Ask for the 5 and wonder at the present' i - , Nal ny lad, is i foalth resort. | Many people, in speaking of Mair | "Well. Jim." said Bingeton, as he | ROOvS SOReats in milling. QUALITY : ; We hand you an ample abundance of | Restorers, have o way bunching | Proud'. showed off his first-born, the pproval of thousands. | h the vital spark here--ai so much per ey Eh Te HE | "hat do you think of that for al I yours? 3 xX board i teem ali together without diserimina- Kid?" : not, why not? : spark. Your board is paid in ad- {yn He' : ; . Fe Toungster. 2 amon. whe | Merpicide ie as differnt from other | Hes Stu Xd, all right, ol right, d ty oO £O-CH "hair overs" - i . iN wbaliy, Ras How inning 10 understand the dics" as day is roms ey "Think he looks like me, old man?" S Kil . k situation. "Don't interrupt. Just pre-1 Iq is a scientific preparation propars Dersisted Bingleton, s «Jo patric & 0. H-m! Well--er-- ah--hum---well, A 3 tend that you belitve me, you know, | .4 for the A ; and I'll entertain you for afew brief : ole $orPute of detrgying Bill, I--well, old pal, to tell vou the Sn ; ---- stoments. ? druff Ring : truth, I'm afraid he does!" replicd the / | M on Prices reduced on "Inthe first place, 1 really am who Sold by A inte Send 10, | embarraseed Jim. Ty ---- : ument and Cemetery hao: Tsay I am. I have no empty rooms in in stamps for sample to The Herpicide Work : Lo ; fry, and I havent the least | Co., Detroit, Mick. $1 bottle guaran-{ = AR OM Master. 3 made your driver bring |{ Jas. B. Meleod, i hanEAs City Star. . ELECTRIC IRONS rr | EL Hu : . NA at - tense: | ing berved ah octogeasrian dackey in Ala-| Notéd for keeping the best stock snd. ¢ , x wall It was. oply de ~--doing the best work--piices Anyway, t down to " pnw Es et. din the snbject, slaves dat was sold, but obly de ud- ; =" sine ell Mem) jder day I hears a genumen state = j the lowest. Pk mere selling al Prue REMEDY Fonrl dat an' old mastah was sold at ave prospective papu-in-law is at the hot ] Ls and . ! Alie--and Nervous Exhaustion [1.007 "5, Sok boro whole lot of i Princess St. - Gor. Clergy St -------- ih ia 14 fi F . ; Self-Dental. ATMA _ Tit- Bits. : wo How Sais oF heraty a -- "Well, Tam, did 3¢ make ony guid] 000000R000000000000000000000000000000000008¢ a Tes wh ne ac If You Are Looking for the Best in} ~ Chocolates and Pure Ice Cream toneh whus:y again except as a medi- GO TO HeEh. Tam, fea. I'm 'fonved ye've SAKELL'S Gabbe * i wl il es yersell tae a life 0 'week ness. 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