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Without any further evidence from the Flying Saucer Club â€" membership restricted to those who have seen the shimmering disk hovering over the Earth â€" I am prepared to believe that in fact cased this wobbly sphere,‘ and have blasted off in alarm, eonvin¢ed, that they have stumâ€" bled upon a cosmic boobyâ€"hatch, the universe‘s No. 1 funny farm. I think I know at what point S'Wgn‘- principal. _ § T children had broken a rule they slammed shut the porthole and squeaked: "The heck with being exterminating lile on thiS D‘2Mâ€"itheir lives to save other species et, then they buzzed over m!fx'om extinction, while largely Africa and watched other MeM|resigning themselves to the suiâ€" working with equal feverishness| mige of their own kind. to l“n !Nl;:-fl ml :m Nobody. is risking his life to ::ul jated by a new dam. move me to higher ground. These brave park wardens in "Behold," said one little green| Africa shoot anesthetizing neeâ€" man. "The masters of this planâ€" dles into the rhino, so that they ot strive to blow their world to\ may lug it more safely from pieces, yet they labor to preserve|point to point A hypo for the ‘were well aware of and the strappings were described as "token" by the principal, who was backed by the local school superintendâ€" They had seen the Hâ€"bomib fac« tories, where men worked feverâ€" ishly to produce the means of exterminating life on this planâ€" taken to their leader that the bipeds have also resâ€" m before the guilty students‘ classmates. Both charges were denied by The "new look" on raising children, which has been galloping off in all direcâ€" tions at once, for the last 10 years, has come dangerously close to letting the woungsters run the home. the cat next door on fire, instead of giving him a hiding, has given youngsters the winâ€" ning hand in the subtle battle between paâ€" rents and children. CLOVERLEAF | CHRISTMAS PARTIES PLANT DANCES CLUB LUNCHEONS OR DINNERS FOR BOWLING BOOK NOW! 619 EVANS AVE ALDERWOOD CL. 9â€"9611 And The World temporary . 42. Ink spot h. vastly diff $ are ifferent. Strap» ie o on who are run comâ€" parents, who in turn comâ€" =toth.cxp«tmtux«lem- Hitler regime. @k 22 children were strapped in school for indulging in a snowâ€" i the schoolyard. Angry parents e teachers with Gestapo tactics ded satisfaction. They accused e punished as the teachers saw any outcry from the parents. ras commonplace and children unished for being naughty rareâ€" parents for fear of getting the iTum & teachers of Jm‘rm' this ure before the guilty students‘ Gun her!" Laughs cued several families of monâ€" keys. They are determined that none of their relatives, even the more distant, shall be spared the final holocaust they‘re preâ€" paring. Drowning is a relatively pleasant way to die." t "Such maniacal projects are beyond all record history of the| berserk," cried the little gteen‘ hippo, but for homo sapiens not!| At that convention he saw| He expressed the opinion thal \r "perrson and the Liberal even a local before his violent\ how little the farmers‘ influence!a large number of supporters of i‘fr" 'Pe;rsol: :,n:j ?d 'I::"h'] dislocation. played in decisions. Mr. Argue|the New Party would be with CRLG e new pearson. He add.| Surely in all the unimaginable| after making his decision declarâ€"\ drawing their support in the :de“l vfo:]edww ea:-::l:. it 'w ; vastness of the universe, among ed that farmers held a small\ near future. In fact he said that ne,w Pestson ‘;h); led tl’lle at::ck the millions of planets capable| Minority in the NDP and added|within a very few days some (/ ; ns Government and the of supporting life, none has reâ€" that a few selected labor unions "exceedingly prominent" MS®~!prime â€" Minister durin th e produced a spaceâ€"fiction monster had donated large sums of bers of the NDP would be leavâ€" hrone spesch debste Iastgmonth. so hideous as this Earthling that| MOMeY to the Party. He charged ing the Party. T thougl'l:f Mr. Pearson in the seeks to destroy its own young, that the CCF â€" New Democratic. He also had some dire predic-“m\one ee‘ch. debate this sesâ€" to devour them in monstrous P2TtY had "become the too! of|tions to make about the CCF ;ion magge the most éeffective fireballs, to ravage their bodies * small labor ciique" and advisâ€" government in | Saskatchewan. _ ech I have heard from an with the loathsome effects of 20 all farmers to avoid the New|He said it was in a "very seri-""e sition leader i 17 radiation. \Party "like the plague." ous state of collapse." He clalm-‘?:pg;;;;:‘; 19 in imÂ¥ ye."t‘ Mr. Argue‘s departure may|ed that the marriage last sumâ€"| 20 [ & fiven t:;:n:nmx:‘_‘gm‘speed the conversion of the\ mer between the CCF and labor 'lt was obvious that Mr. Argue | m‘llinc- ‘The Slime |NDP into Canada‘s first Labor movement had drastically reâ€"| *"" ready to Join the Liberais. m ale. vqflm‘bk “M"“on_}hny with the formal backing duced socialist support in rural Out in Saskatchewan the Lib are reduced to pretty smnll‘f)f organized labor. Certainly it!areas of Saskatchewan as well‘eral leader in that province Ross | pahl“"eoe'. %u no secret that Canadian farm as elsewhere. |Thatcher extended an invitation | | Erne wonder that our 21 |organizations have «shied away, Mr. Argue had thoroughly|to his old colleague in the C‘m}'i‘ of their fy: “;“n::",tm the NDP. Even many union canvassed his own constituency mons to emulate him and join| ecting g’-"‘m‘ “mm’: a;’: D men have made no bones about before making up his mind. He‘the Liberal Party. Back in Otâ€"| ha: t.h‘q’re aiOk y . th‘“flremsmg'w be dicfated to by\had found that his farmer tawa Mr. Argue was mlkmll o 3 saty mngtsnce w:thu-pbu’:re.‘thexr union officers as to what| friends and supporters were dis-\pl‘ans to meet with the Federabl} 77 net. dm"u e firstl ‘::; party they should support in the illusioned with the New Demoâ€" Liberal Leader Pearson and it Fockel into space Tbey’llmm it next Federal election lcruic Party. In one locauty‘oply appeared to be a matter of i their ’:oome nlactmic ;_ The Argue defection has been|alone where there were 10 farâ€"‘time before the announcement | serve for wild creatures â€" preâ€"! | cautionsily stunned, of course,| TT |Stroighf Advice To ’ smell so good." rieâ€" More Is Needed And away they zoomed. Probably just as well they did. We should have a very stamâ€" mery time of it, trying to explain to any intelligent visitor from outer space why men are risking Surely in all the unimaginable vastness of the universe, among the millions of planets capable of supporting life, none has reâ€" produced a spaceâ€"fiction monster so hideous as this Earthling that seeks to destroy its own young, to devour them in monstrous fireballs, to ravage their bodies with the loathsome effects of radiation. Even the Antâ€"men must stand aghast, their antennae â€" eyeballs goggling. The Slime Gods freeze in horror. The Vegetable Monâ€" sters are reduced to pretty small potatoes. TORIAL the place d;esn'tl Home and School associations, which have blossomed forth in the last 10 years have giv::uc-u closer contact with the schools teachers. Where once the teacher ruled the class with an iron hand, meting out punishment without interterâ€" ence, today she stands vulnerable to the; wrath of parents who feel their children have been unjustly punished. By making the parents more familiar with teaching and teachers, the home and school associaâ€" tions have created "experts" on education among the parents. ‘This has caused teachâ€" ers a good deal of unjust criticism. More often than not tales brought home from school are exaggerated, like the case in Scarborough where a teacher was acâ€" cused of taping a pupils mouth shut. After the smoke had cleared it was found the teacher had simply put the tape under the pupil‘s mouth not over it. Let us encourage discipline in schools for discipline is one of the main factors inâ€" volved in education. ‘The fact that the more severely disciplined student leaves school with a better education bears this happy medium. In the Sudbury case, the rule against snowball fighting in the schoolyard~ was created for the safety of students in genâ€" eral. Let those who broke it be punished. i 'i'sy_fiiio the defence of their children every e they are punished, parents are inviting flouting of lchool_reg_ulltim. _ While we don‘t advocate a return to the cane, neither do we approve of students running a school. There must be some SS Toronto â€" Hiddenâ€" Treasure, Canada‘s "Horse of the Year" owned by W. R. Beasley, of Toâ€" ronto, won four stakes events last year in Ontario, bringing his lifetime stakes winning total to Report From Ottawa 15 Argueâ€"Douglas May Lock Horns In Battle To Political Death Hazen Argue‘s dramatic deâ€" parture from the New Democraâ€" tic Party has shaken that organiâ€" zation to its foundations. It has emphasized the problems conâ€" fronting the New Party‘s buildâ€" ers in trying to incorporate farâ€" mers and organized labor in the same structure. ly. He has been considering it ever since he watched the manâ€" ceuvring of the organized labor leaders at the founding convenâ€" tion â€"of â€" theâ€" . Newâ€" Democratic Not content with quitting the party Mr. Argueâ€"who has been an effective spokesman for the western farmer in opposition in the Commons â€" blamed labor‘s stranglehold on the NDP for prompting his decision. K was not a decision he has taken lightâ€" THE HOUR FOR BIBLE STUDY There does not seem to be any clause in The Britisnh North America Act that permits any organized minorify group of perâ€" sons to interfere with the rights of one individual, even within their own group, let alone deâ€" mand_that the rights of the vast majority. be cast aside. Individuâ€" al rights belong to persons in majority groups as well; as in minorities. The Regulations say that reâ€" ligious instruction may be given at the first or last periods ei'ner‘ in the morning or afternoon. The right of exemption does not inâ€" clude the mandatory right to also dictate when the subject boi taught to those who wish to reâ€" The ‘preferred time to teach this subject is at nine o‘clock. Where there are only a few exâ€" emmptions those children can be sccommodated at the school and the time well spent on review of their work. _ mnmmr‘nnym Religion In Education l?i By Dorothy McGuire a severe setback for the New| mers wh lDemocratic Party. As it is, T. supporter |C. Douglas has been having a ed that \tough time getting his campaign| withdraw ‘underway to set the hustings| the NDP. \afire with what was to be a} ‘The f \rodring inferno of enthusiasm\jeader fo ‘for the New Party. Instead Mrâ€"| party wt |Douglas‘ sparks of oratory have| believed |brought about the reaction that appeared |would be expected from a wetimy the ! i firecracker. He turne | tions it is more practical to ‘teach the Bible after they have been dismissed. A suitable time would be at elevenâ€"thirty as this is a teaching period it would not cause objections. Bus passenâ€" \gers could wait until twelve o‘clock as they have to wait until four when it is taught at threeâ€"thirty. Mr. Argue after making his announcement in Saskatchewan that he had decided to resign from the New Democratic Party, flew back to Ottawa. He had taken the precaution to teleâ€" phone ahead, after his announceâ€" ment, and have the locks on his office changed. When he arrived in Ottawa he was interviewed by many newspapermen. He expressed the opinion that a large number of supporters of the New Party would be withâ€" drawing their support in the near future. In fact he said that within a very few days some Threeâ€"thirty is not a teaching period, in general, in ‘the Metro area. It is associated with detenâ€" Many people could retire comâ€"| fortably on what their experiâ€" ence has cost them. | tion for poor work or bad conâ€" duct. It frequently is an inconâ€" venience to parents to have their children remain. Well aware Of its natural unâ€" popularity ‘with children and parents, opponents are demandâ€" ing that Bible Study be relegatâ€" ed to that time as a step towards its gradual expulsion. This is a case of tion against Christian m‘ CHEERS ! Now, Let‘s Conquer the Space Betwee o I mers who had been lifeâ€"long supporters of the CCF he learnâ€" ed that eight of the ten had withdrawn their support from The former CCF national leader found himself withoul a party whose policies he really believed in when the CCF disâ€" appeared and was swallowed up by the New Democratic Party. He turned to the Liberals. He studied that Party‘s platform and policies and came to the conclusion it was the only existâ€" ing alternative. He found that Liberal Leader L. B. Pearson and the advisers he has gathered had formulated "a fairly progesâ€" sive" program. Reporters pointed out that in the past he had made some pretty harsh statements about Mr. Pearson and the Liberal Party. He laughed and said he liked the new Pearson. He addâ€" ed, "I would say that it was a new Pearson who led the attack Straight Advice To A Wouldâ€"be Bride A magistrate has ruled at Folkestone, England, that a 19â€" yearâ€"old girl must learn how to cook a "tasty meal!" before she can marry her 19â€"yearâ€"old fiancé. In doing this, the magistrate backed up a stipulation made by Barbara Cairns‘ father which prompted Barbara and her husâ€" bandâ€"toâ€"be, Eric Goldsack, to take the issue to court because they are under 21 and need perâ€" mission to marry. The magistrate said Barbara would have *hree months in which to learn to cook before he grants the couple permiséion to wed. "You can‘t expect young husâ€" bands to live on tins of sardines | They need a substantial meal," he added. I The court made no ruling as to who would judge Barbara‘s cooking. f Grade A medium eggs have the same interior quality as do Grade A large. They vary in size only and sometimes are more economical, reminds the Food Department of Macdonald Institute, Guelph. Nobody ever gets anything for nothing, but a lot of people keep trying. " Meantime there were rumours Told him l‘thofight h-e was c'uggondn‘. Some ml. that the exâ€"premier of Saskatâ€"|\ might seem to react that way, I said, but surely most of chewan T.,C. Douglas, now naâ€"| them â€" + tional leader of the New Demoâ€" "Most of them shy away from you â€" even your friends, s,r{“éc AP"'.'yi'bfi'gm c‘liec;’de :" ‘t’l" or men who used to be your friends. They speak to you, if Ath Mr Areue thars j U . s2q0|YOUu meet them, but you can see they‘re sort of uncomfortâ€" with Mr. Argue there in the Fedâ€" »» eral election. Mr. Douglas‘ old able. You feel it. 3 provincial seat of Weyburn is Maybe it was because he felt uncomfortable himself, included in the Federal riding of| he imagined â€" . Assiniboia. It would be a battle| "It‘s not imagination. You know when a person‘s glad to the political death of one of| to see you â€" and when they‘re just being polite." the contestants. | A man ran mala new friande T anconeted would be made that Mr. Argue had joined the ranks of the Liâ€" berals at Ottawa. Mr. Argue in Ottawa expressâ€" ed the hope that the rumour was correct. "This would be the best possible way to air in public the serious issues I have raised," he added. Other members of Parliament from Saskatchewan â€" Conservatives â€" said they did not see how Mr. Douglas could now possibly run in any other seat. They hoped he would take up Mr. Argue‘s challenge. The Tories were not entirely unselfish in this hope. Some said with a smile that perhaps Mr. Argue and Mr. Douglas in their election battle royal would cancel each other out and allow the Tory cgndidate in Assiniboia to squeak through to victory. At this writing it remains to be seen what Mr. Douglas will do about selecting a seat in which to seek election to the House of Commons. CAPITAD HILL CAPSULE Hon. ‘Paul Martin, Liberal member for Eessex East, will welcome Mr. Argue‘s addition : the Liberal caucus at Ottawa. He has been carrying on as agriâ€" cultural critic, attacking the Tory Government‘s farm proâ€" grams and doing a good job. But he will gladly relinquish that responsibility to Mr. Argue from Saskatchewan. WESTPOINT RAMBLER WESTPOINT RAMBLER §4 Lakeshore Rd. A GOOD TIME TO DEAL ... SALES â€" SERVICE â€" PARTS The Car with See the Fabulous Three 24 Month Full Warranty on Battery and Cooling System â€" Lifetime Warranty on Exhaust System. PLUS . . . Dual Braking System. "__s205. DOWN N3 . _ JUMPING BEANS ANYONE? Had a call from a chap who had just returned from his trip to Mexico and was quite put out about the lack of south of south of the border. "You have no idea," he "just how relazed they are down there. They just don‘t give a darn." He explained that it took him twice as long to get modhtnmultdm-hu.“l‘hqtnt“n’tmh* they think we tourists have nothing to do but hang around.! I pointed out that if he just went along with the pace instead of getting all het up about it, his bhdwnm would benefit considerably. "Why should I be sa with their pace?" he demanded. "I‘m a businessman and I‘m acâ€" customed to getting things done. That‘s why I‘m successful." The Mexicans, I explained, haven‘t reached the ratâ€"racte stage of "progress" yet, and I for one envy them. They take time to enjoy life and even if they are poor they seldom have ulcers, cerebral hemorrhages or pychoses. They are essenâ€" tially a simple people, not yet influenced by the status symâ€" bol, which is a batie of our society. Needless to say my caller didn‘t agree with me. "If :z had the chance they would be the same as we are," he "you can tell bfltlu way they try to take tourists for a ride." Their‘ dislike for the general tourist makes this easy on their conscience I said, and it was probably tourists like him (the caller) that created the situation in the first place. "I can see I‘m not going to get anywhere with you," he stormed, "but you‘d better change your attitude or you‘ll be collecting. welfare." "This is a moving world and competition is the key to success," he rambled, "do wnuhinf better and faster than the next guy and you‘ve got it e "These Mexicans haven‘t got the competitive spirit to get anything done, that‘s why all the big business is owned by outsiders," he continued. gerc I interrupted. "What about business in Canada," I said coyly. "How can I talk to someâ€" one so unreasonable," he said as he hung up. â€" Vivi Zapatal EXTRA PUNISHMENT â€" "Going to jail isn‘t so tough â€" it‘s when you get out that your punishment starts," he said. In what way? "You‘ve no idea what that jailbird tag does to you, unless you‘ve had to wear it. As soon as they find out you‘ve served time, they shy away as if you have a disease." _ "It‘s not imagination. You know when a person‘s glad to see you â€" and when they‘re just being polite." A man can make â€"new friends, I suggested. "Not if he‘s an exâ€"jailbird! That‘s what I‘m telling you! People shy away when they find out, unless they‘re men you met in jail. And the women are worse than men. They won‘t even speak to my wife!" Who did he mean by "they"? "Women we knew before I went to jail. Why can‘t they forgive and forget?" Maybe he and his wife should start again somewhere else, was my answer. He nodded, then said: . "I guess so. But I was wondering if any of your readers have been through this thing â€" and what advice they might have." Well, folks? 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