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yard animals" o e 0C "You want me to squat in the "ckyard flailing grain>" ‘ Chinese eat nothing but unâ€" polished rice, and look at them, lively as crickets. Good, wholeâ€" some, natural grains, that‘s what they eat, while we subsist on motivational packaging of inâ€" stant goe fortified with snap, stant goe fortified with snap, of pain. "How can a person fight off the virus when all the goodâ€" ness is frozen, leeched, proee-â€"‘ ed and hankyâ€"pankied out of a natural diet?" "You‘ll live," said my wife. "No thanks to the food indusâ€" try." I blew into a "sneezeâ€"proof" tissue, It disintegrated. ‘"The foods," I bleated, from my bed real on ed at the two television networks, CTV was criticized for lack of outlets and CBC was blasted for refusing the other network their facilities. While the two TV stations were being ostracized, the real culprit, the Canadian Football League Eastern Conference, stood comfortably in the background counting the money, Because CTV offered the most money, the football officials awarded the contract to this station. They did not consider that many thousands of fans would be denied vicwin‘ their favorite sport. They simply raked in the money and ignored the pleas of the fans who were so unceremoniously cut off, Last season, CBC offset the loss of Canaâ€" dian games with NFL games from the U.S. for the TV football fan. Thousands who had watched Canadian games the season before were forced to view NFL games in 1961 and by season‘s end had learned to accept the American game. It isn‘t difficult to assess the reason the CBC network didn‘t carry the games in the east last year. They were outbid by CTV. The hue and cry that arose when people who had been watching the games for years in the east were suddenly cut off was directâ€" Last week CBC announced there would be no bidding by the Corporation to carry the western games. This left the field open for CTV to step in and try to carry the If football fans across the country are denied the pleasure of watching Canadian football on TV this coming season, no doubt somebody will claim that CBC fumâ€" bled the ball. The corner of Dundas and Islington has become a rather dull and dingy area. Landâ€" scaping Montgomery Inn and restoring the structure to its natural dignity would enâ€" hance the corner and provide a pleasant, refreshing picture for residents and moâ€" l uâ€"-u“ Etobicoke would be losing a great deal the restoration of the Inn sinte the corner of Dundas and Islington b-l‘tdhadnu‘r;h%t to ."“oul.: apartment building. ownship w benefit in taxes and retailers mrd most certainly increase their sales and services if :u-u were built, there is great sentimental value attached to the Inn. It is‘the home of Etoâ€" bicoke. An area council debated within its walls 30 years before Confederation in 1867. Etobicoke must also remember that in her current boom, she must not make the mistake of destroying green area in favour of apartments and concrete parking lots. It is hoped the Finance Comâ€" wise decision and agree to purchase Montâ€" gomery Inn from Louis Mayzel. _ _ @ EDITORIALS This led to another hue and cry, this tructure to its natural dignity would enâ€" Etobicoke should not destroy the charâ€" ance the corner and provide a pleasant, acter and traditions of the Township. Montâ€" cfreshing picture for residents and moâ€" gomery Inn must be restored and kept on rists. its original site. & e Who IS Calling The Signals? Save Montgomery Inn . . . AND THE WORLD LAUGHS â€"â€" Thursdoy, Feb. 22, 1962 â€" Poge 4 turn from the supermarket, ‘vnlhd into my den and dropped on my desk a box labeled, starkly, Rockpit Meal. "Ha, ha, what‘s this?" 1 asked. "You asked for it, you‘ve got it." My wife turned the box so that I could study the crude Well, I recovered and ;.houiht li no more about the matter till| groaning: â€" "My resistance has been lowâ€" ered by artificial foods. I‘m starving in the midst of plenty." opener for the column: a fellow goes into a flower shop to buy a bouquet, but he is allergic to pollen. Result: he can‘t see the "You‘re sicker than I thought." I threw down the pencil up Tely football writer Bob Frewin grandly claimed in Thursday‘s edition that "enterâ€" prising CTV is ready" to provide nationâ€" wide football coverage "right now." How "enterprising" CTV could do this is beyond us since it has only eight outlets, all in bi cities. Enterprising as it may be CT" would still have to rely on CBC outlets to give the coverage CBC did the year before last. The CFL is bc;gin‘ for a black eye, when it lets a station incapable of proper coverage to take over the TV package. However, the plight of the northern footâ€" ball fan was, it seems, never one to stand between the good old CFL and its yen for the bucks. Some took a swipe at the CBC because the Corporation refused to allow CTV to use the CBC outlets to reach the majority of the people. The CBC, they cried, was depriving the people of their weekly quota of Canadian football. CTV officials were included in this group of CBC critics. CFTO is controlled by The Telegram and naturally has the platoon of Tely writers at their disposal. (This isn‘t difficult to see when one reads the Tely columns dealâ€" ing with TV). Since it was up to the football league, not theâ€" TV stations, to make sure of the football coverage before awarding the conâ€" tract, CTV should have laid the blame where it belonged and refrained from joinâ€" ing the knockâ€"theâ€"CBC chorus. It was a petty move on the part of CFTO, since they are in direct competition with CBC. time from the sportswriters and team offiâ€" cials, who felt that the Canadian game was in jeopardy because of the piping of Ameriâ€" can games into Canadian homes. Pioneer Village is an excellent place for preserving the past, but must a relic be reâ€" moved from its original site before people appreciate it? It would be different if the Inn faced destruction as the buildings now in Upper Canada Village. But this is not the case here, therefore there is no reason why Montgomery Inn should not remain where it is. Rumfioudthlnwouldutboic major problem. School children, service d-fudpdv-uwvuuhwnulhdly volunteer materials and elbowâ€"grease to further the cause. The Inn‘s second storey could be made into a fine museum depicting Etobicoke‘s history, ‘The main floor could be rented to service clubs for meetings before a romanâ€" It would also be unique for council to conduct an annual meeting in the Inn and perhaps don the attire of the period for the and _ In a preamble to the Bill of Rights 1980, there is a deciaraâ€" tion acknowledging the supremâ€" acy of God in Canada and states that the principles, human rights upon the Christian ideal." We cannot truly educate chilâ€" dren if we keep them in ignorâ€" ance of the source of their culâ€" ture which emanated from Juâ€" daeoâ€"Christian origins. Recogniâ€" tion d.god and our responsibilâ€" That religion conti}med to be a part of education when it came under State control is eviâ€" denced by the fact that an exâ€" emption clause was necessary THE RIGEHT TO TEACH CHRISTIANITY The law which included reâ€" ligion in education was passed "Cook for 15 minutes, or longâ€" er if you plant to eat it. Product of Stonehenge Industries, Ltd." "This health meal is the last word in natural food. Contains wheat, rye, flax, barley, bran, wheat germ, rice polishings and lightweight aggregate. packaging, the uncompromising list of ingredients: One Religion In Education By Dorothy McGuire "On the basis of the present situation and anticipated trends, it is not unreasonable to expect that the current flow of reveâ€" nue and expenditures will be approaching a balance by the end of 1962," the minister told |the House of Commons during the course of his budget speech jtlast June. However, it appears ‘that there will be a deficit in (1962 at least as large as this year‘s record of $650,000,000. "No oats in it," pointed out my wife. "According to the manâ€" ager of the supermarket, this package contains nothing but grains that proved too much for the threshing machine." See Production Up $3 Billion But Govt Expects To See Red As unemployment decreased, he continued, it was only right and proper that the Government should move toward a surplus position in order to provide an "orderly retirement" of its debt, one of the favorite expressions Even the print was coarse "Say, that looks like real meal," I said thinly. _ Aithough this was his fifth straight budget deficit and proâ€" mised to bring the total to well over $2 billion since the Conserâ€" vative government took office in June, 1957, Mr. Fleming was â€" as everâ€"hopeful that the future held better things in store. _ In the budget he brought down in the House of Commons last June, Finance Minister Donald Flemning forecast that he would run up a record peacetime budâ€" get deficit in the current year of some $850,000,000. Report From Ottawa "Good, good." I moved the oat ':;:;: Ever since last August, unemâ€" bug.)ployment has in fact been steadâ€" ir og‘ily declining. In January it was |148,000 less than a year ago and fifth|represented only 8.5 per cent of pm~[the total labor force, compared well|to 10.8 per cent without work in serâ€" in January, 1961. Astounding thing, I‘ve come rather to like the sterm stuff. In fact I could be more enthuâ€" siastic about it, but for this raw throat and familiar flush of beâ€" ginning fever. I didn‘t mind finding the bits of sacking, but did need extra cream to heip wash down the binderâ€"stud. under my nose, and I saw that} it held nothing like the cereal I, had been sharing with the baby. This looked more like cullings from the bottom of a} birdâ€"cage. I wanted to ask for| a wedge of cuttlefish bone to sharpen my beak on. But someâ€" thing told me I‘d better cut the Yap and get mushing. at the sight of the saucepan whose contents were heaving in voicanic eruptions of steam and natural, healthful lava, making the preâ€"dawn darkness considerâ€" ably more hideous than usual. My porridge bowl slid heavily Sure enough, when I shuffled into the kitchen for breakfast I stopped, with a froggy scream, at the sight of the saucepan "Sometime tomorrow â€" mornâ€" ing." package away from me. It seemâ€" ed to be emitting a low hum ‘of power. "Maybe we can try it sometime." Mr. Fleming must be an exâ€" cellent practitioner of the old shell game, for his own analysis of the estimates was certainly a Earlier in February Mr. Flemâ€" ing brought down in the Comâ€" mons estimates for the coming year which purported to provide for a 3203,0&).000 decrease from the present fiscal year. I Lij T T The Minister of Finance‘s estl-‘the ‘:-:\rrent mate of a $650,000,000 deficit! wip those this year is far more likely to increase . a turn _ into _ some 3800.000.00013294900_000‘ worth of red ink as a result Of|tal to $7.02 the failure of revenues to live’ But even up to expectations and of e"“case. In the penditures to remain within the eral Gover prescribed bounds. [nour ana 4 But there is little likelihood of the Government‘s deficit underâ€" going more than a moderate deâ€" crease at best in the new fiscal year beginning in April from the level for the current year. If the worst comes to the worst, there could be a further rise in the gap between revenue and expenditures, the latter dependâ€" ing in large measure on what kind of expensive preâ€"eiection goodies the Prime Minister still has tucked up his sleeve. i of one who yearns in vain for some orderliness of government. Wishes to announce the opening of his Medical Office . . .. 284 Lakeshore Rd. E., PORT CREDIT Phone 278â€"9111 Dr. S.R. FRANKLING, M.D. OCULIST Justice Minister Davie l\monl recently forecast that the naâ€" tion‘s total production ih mu] will increase $3 billion to a total | of $40 billion, which is the kind of prediction that is usually the (Continued on Page 5) . Throughout the year ahead ne w _ supplementary â€" spending estimates will be introduced that wili eventually boost the total fairly substantially. Over the past year the average has been some $294,000,000. Presuming an increase of a similar amount in the coming year, which is conâ€" servative considering the fact an election is just over the horiâ€" zon, there would be a net inâ€" crease in federal spending of around $500,000,000 in all. But the Government can count on an increase in revenue to partially or completely offset this rise in spending. "tal to $7.02 billion. | But even this understates the ‘case. In the year ahead the Fedâ€" eral Government is entering a ‘new tax sharing arrangement | with the provinces that will reâ€" ‘sult in a $271,700,000 reduction in grants, a sum that Mr. Flemâ€" ing has quite correctly deducted from the estimates for 1962â€"63. ;";'!:;s;r""o;":x;‘;'m;'n‘u‘r::;?a;‘::&E For Undecided: Always keep in mind it‘s impossible to for the two years it should not Pl€#se all the people any of the time, or any of the people be made. all the time. Do what you figure is the right thing, then you‘ll It is as if the main estimates! nlwayld)uve one important supporter â€" yourself. for the next year really come| DON‘T ASK ME WHY â€" Men of the Algerian Tuareg to $7.29 billion, an increase o(‘ tribe wear blueâ€"black veils across their faces, but their womâ€" some $550,000,000 over the main) en go unveiled. estimates for this year and $210,â€"| 000,000 _ over ally expenditures l l ‘Aw I approved to date for 1961â€"62. | o Pn ns But . this reduction will be| matched by a comparable fall in federal tax revenue, with the result that the net position of the treasury remains unchanged. | The deduction is really an illuâ€" sory one and for a realistic comâ€" parison of expenditures planned for the two years it should not be made. I When the main estimates for the current year are compared with those for the new year, the increase actually amounts to It provided a contrast between the main spending program for the new year and the main spending program for the curâ€" rent year plus $356,000,000 in supplementary estimates. It failed to include provision for increased spending on old age pensions, old age assistance and blind and disability pensions of $124,000,000 The Minister told the House of Commons the main spending program for the coming year amounted to $6.2 billion, a deâ€" crease of $203,000,000 from the estimates for the coming year. The comparison was highly misleading for a number of reaâ€" sons. case of ‘now you see it, now you don‘t.‘ This brings the toâ€" _ l\ Haprens y _Bz» | E£VERY DAEYNS %: \ â€" /\ : s 5 | & a»C 3 I must tell you a good one. Last summer one of my neighbors had them working in her place and she was emâ€" | barrassed to death with the truck there. So she was outside telling the neighbors it was termites when I came along and said: "My husband had those kind of termites in the First | War!" She hasn‘t spoken to me since. Why is it some people | take themselves so serious? â€" Still Laffin. For Millie: There‘s no way I can judge whether you or your mother is best fitted to judge your boyâ€"friend‘s charâ€" acter. 1 Bd ie are o Eun se alFe d umt ces s en ait m i Te C o Mee nc 2 ME W en en agree old time nightâ€"shirt for men had many advantages. But doubt value of launching a campaign to bring it back into favor. COLD CHECK â€" Dear Mr. Foster: I haven‘t had a bad cold in four years. Even when a cold appears to have started this treatment will check it. Cut an orange, or grapefruit, into segments; suck the pieces without sugar or salt. Eat the pulp. Drink cold water fairly freely and eat moderately, but avoid cake, jam, or any sweetmeats. â€" A.S. OVERHEARD ON THE AVENUE â€" "Any time a man starts referring to himself as a genius, he has started to beâ€" come a problem." NOTES FOR CORRESPONDENTSâ€"For B.N.,: Quite He has got fat and flabby because he hasn‘t got willâ€" power to quit stuffing himself on top of which he likely guzzles beer as well. Then he blames his wife, the poor thing, yet you print his letter and throw away the ones I send which make sense. You got any answer? â€" Stilla Reda. No. SHINE STAND STUFF â€" "His wife and mine are sisters â€" so there‘s not much I don‘t know about him!" Anybody with a lick of sense would see this poor exâ€" cuse for a man who wrote that letter was lying when he said there wasn‘t a girl could resist him before he got married. So if a man is such a liar about one thing you can be sure he‘s just as big a liar about another. SNIPPY SCEPTIC â€"â€" Dear Mr. Foster: I have written you two letters, one about kids smoking, and the other about friends using the side door when it‘s muddy. But you didn‘t print either. But you put in this letter from Fatty who says his wife fattens him up so he won‘t be attractive to other women like he was before he was married. BUS BUZZ â€" "I wouldn‘t say he‘s a selfish brute â€" I‘d say he‘s just a typical husband." tioned mentioning it to me!~ a . RETORT U%‘ITACTFUL â€" Dear Cliff: Somebody was asking you how many people have bedbugs. The answer is lots more than you think. I know because one of my daughâ€" ter‘s husband works for one of the exterminators. .. ... .. OVERHEARD ON THE AVENUE â€" "But I told you not to mention to him that I‘d mentioned it, unless he menâ€" tioned mentioning it to me!" . The hardâ€"headed statements by the United States Amaâ€" teur Hockey Association head Tom Lockhart and LeBel that the tourney will still be a world competition are ludicrous. The team that wins the tournament will be 'cfiarrnpio;x;;l" something but even they won‘t know what. So bad in fact that it has turned the tournament into a farce for last year Czechoslovakia lost to Canada by only the narrowest of margins and would have to be considered a threat. The Russians are at fault to a degree for withdrawing, but this time they can‘t be blamed for throwing a monkeyâ€" wrench into the machinery because it was NATO that made the first move. And it was a bad one. This makes it quite clear that NATO doesn‘t care a hoot about promoting international sport. Another excuse used is that East Germany isn‘t recognized as a nation. . _ â€" It‘s time these people pulled their heads out of the sand and realized that at the moment East and West Germany are as different as night and day and must be considered as difâ€" ferent nations. Top politicians are probably afraid the athletes will get to admiring each other and this, it seems, is something the heads of state or their underlings are trying to avoid. _ _ International Ice Hockey Federation President Bob LeBel of Montreal said he had appealed to the NATO travel authorâ€" ities but had received no satisfaction. It is high time politics kept its stupid nose out of interâ€" national sport and that goes for both sides of the Iron Curâ€" tain, ‘There is nothing like sport to promote international l.lM will and give both sides a look at how the other half ves. The refusal of the NATO travel agency in Berlin to grant the East Germany team the right to make the trip to the United States is nothing short of ridiculous because the reaâ€" son given is that it is a reprisal for the wall built on the boundlZ.boNun east and west Berlin, The wall was built not by the East Germans but by the Russians. â€" & For the above ftem Miss K. receives by.;:;l Capitol Theatre. If the situation at World Hockey Tournament time is the same as it is now, they might as well take the "World" out of it, With the withdrawal of the Russian team and the refusal of the Czechs to take part, two of the top contenders will remain on the sidelines. parked near a bus stop to pick ui) some friends I SA'W a man push past them and get into our car. After a glance around he said: "I must be in the wrong car," and got out. . .. for a REALLY Good Buy See 1100 LAKESHORE RD BUICK VAUXHALL ACADIAN GMC TRUCKS THAT‘S RIGHT, YOU‘RE WRONG! â€" While PONTIAC HEARN Miss Dolores K two tickets to the CL. 9â€"8211