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T Mr. and Mrs. G. Wilson and daughâ€" ter Betty, of Belleville spent Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. F. Rogers and family. Mrs. Cecil Delworth and sons, masâ€" ters Jack and Tommy are visiting with relatives at Elora and Listowell. _ NMas. Edgar Worgan and Master DaolrMald Worgan are holidaying for two weeks with relatives at their suramer home at Arden. Mr. and Mrs. B. Allen and Miss Lottie Allen spent last Wednesday with relatives at Cedar Habour, Lake Simeoe. Miss Jean Worgan of Lambton Mills was a visitor last week at the home of Mrs. J. Worgan. Miss Irene Warren returned home gazine. , Free Parking Space â€" At Your { Vaudeville ‘ MA JOR HUMBERVALE Every Monday and Thursday are Vaudeville Surprise Nights. COMEDY AUCTION NIGHT EVERY TUESDAY NIGHT. Mount Dennis Theatre PINKY DINKY WEDNESDAY, JULY 24, 19283 7 O MOVIETONE PRESENTATIONS D THURSDAY, FRIDAY, SATURDAY JULY 25â€"26â€"27 RENEE ADOREE and GEORGE FAWCETT Eighth Chapter of "DIAMOND MASTER" "THE SATIN WOMAN" MONDAY, TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY JULY 29â€"30â€"31 _ MRS. WALLACE REID y INâ€"â€" "TIDE OF EMPIRE" @ â€" By Popular Demand the Management are Holding Al Jolson in "THE SINGING FOOL" for Three More Days. C2 4W \# ‘C z‘\ ®° .0 & CS ‘b\’ /Q‘Q AY E "aps @%“’4? xPad JNâ€"~ "I won‘t disguise the fact that this job is a tough proposition. The man who gets it will have some ugly cusâ€" tomers to deal with." "Then it will suit me down to the ground. I‘ve had lots of experience with ugly customers." ‘"Where ?" _ "In a beauty shop.‘"â€"Windsor Maâ€" Mrs. Bradshaw of Peterborough is visiting her daughter, Mrs. Jameson and Mr. Jameson. Mr. and Mrs. F. Nuttall and family and Mr. and Mrs. J. Nuttall attended the C.P.R., excursion to Midland on Saturday and report a splendid tim«. last week after spending a very pleasâ€" ant holiday with her Sister Millicent. ~p ENDS FRIDAY Homely Truths. Phone 1128 Vaudeville WHERE: To Strope/ sErofge sto BiG |_ ForaeEet Boy 2 [LoaP 0‘ BRRADâ€"Box . e 3 C . “ d aiP enc BA Bar" l g’iifl § t fipe: \3.7 U yA TA P WVE N h | AC y +3 1929 Publishers Autocaster Service Charles (Buddy) Rogers Nancy Carroll Jack Oakie When breaking in a new car it is as important to hold down your speed A good way to prevent the theft of your car is to lock it in every way possibléeâ€"and then don‘t leave it parked where thieves can work on the locks unobserved by passersâ€"by. Experts have figured out . that the most economical speed, so far as time, tire wear, gas consumption, etc., are concerned is about thirtyâ€"five miles an hour, which is to say that this rate of travel gets you where you want to go without unreasonable waste of time, fuel or rubber. When an automobile wrecks a train it‘s news. It happened recently and the papers played it up on the front page as a rare item. It‘s usually the train that wrecks the automobile. That‘s why the intelligent motorist always approaches a grade crossing with both eyes open and his car well under control. If the pressure in three of your tires is right, and the fourth wrong, it‘s almost as bad as if all were wrong, because uneven inflation destroy the balance of your car, makes it harder to steer and causes the body to develâ€" op those annaying squeaks that make even the finest cars seem tinny and cheap. f Automobile clubs and service comâ€" panies report that a large majority of the emergency calls answered by them are due to troubles in the ignition system. _ You may avoid having to send in such a call yourself some day if you remember to have the units of the system. You may avoid having to send in such a call yourself some day if you remember to have the units of the system checked by an expert periodically. R PINKY IS WISE THE wESToN TS & dUTD®â€"~ Silas: "Is Bill Perkins a liar?" Hiram: ‘"Well, I don‘t know as I‘d go so far as to say that, but I‘ll tell you this muchâ€"when feeding time comes, he can‘t get his pigs to stir ‘till he gets someone else to call them for him!" The train halted for a moment as the station and the traveller reached out, called a small boy, and said, "Son, here‘s 50 cents. Get me a 25â€"cent sandwich and get one for yourself, Hurry up now." Just as the train pulled out, the boy ran up to the window. "Here‘s your quarter, mister," he shouted. "They only had one sandwich." ‘"No,‘ replied the man. "Didn‘t see the end." _ 5 "Why not ?" "Well, take a look at the program here. The second act takes place in two years‘ time." $ "Enjoy the play?" asked the woâ€" man. "©Your‘re back early, Michael," reâ€" marked the farmers wife to the head man, who had. been to a theatre in town. The other nodded a silent agreeâ€" ment and proceeded to enjoy a pipe and study his program. _ _ ‘"He canna no wadeâ€"he wrong end up.n Excavation work on the big sewer had reached a low, mucky place anu the Italian loborors were having their troubles with the soft mud. Suddenly there arose a shout. "C‘mear, queek! Bringa da shov. Bringa da peek! Peirtro‘s stuck in the mud up to his knees!" "Tell him to wade out," shouted the foreman. "No, sir," answered Jimmie, "bus I wonder why he did not make it four and get back to the side where his clothes were." Jimmie giggled when the teacher read the story of the man who swam across the Tiber three times before breakfast. "You do not doubt that a trained swimmer could do that, do you?". "Oh, yes, stranger," the village merâ€" chant responded pleasantly. "Quite a few folks like you come through from the city, and we aim to have everyâ€" thing called for. Have ‘em in a bag or eat ‘em here?" Nearly everyone knows that spark points ought to be the thickness of a Rockefeller dime apart, but some do not know that, when they need pressing together or seperating, the outside wire, and not the centre wire, is the one that should be bent. . "I don‘t suppose you keep anything so civilized as dog biscuits in this oneâ€" horse, rundown, jay town, do you?" the tourist snarled. Many squeaks can be traced to doors, but the tracing is not always easy. _ The best method is to drive with each door held open in turn until the sqeaks stops. _ When it does, the open door is the one that needs attenâ€" tion. in first and second gears as in high.‘ It is engine speed, not car speed, that counts, and running twentyâ€"tive miles an hour in second is equivalent to] about forty in high, so far as the engine is concerned. 4 | Ontario Volunteer Fire Fighters‘ 1900 _ (Convention _ > Amazing!‘ â€" Impressive! Educative! will be the spectacular parades and demonstrations conducted by the Associated Volunteer Fire Brigades of Ontario : augmented by a number of Brigades from the United States This the 29th Annual Convention will be held from 3, Saturday afternoon will be devoted to Civilian Sports, dancing and games for valuable prizes. Sunday, Church and Memorial Parade to the Soldiers Plot in Prospect Cemetery, will be featured by the ceremonial placing of wreaths by visiting brigades and the local organizations. Bands in attendance. Monday will be featured by the holding of the Volunteer Fire Fighters Parade followed by the Annual Contests in fire fighting, displays and competitions of skill for which A special feature of the Monday parade is the award of prizes for tdhe best decorated Home or Store on the line of route of the parade. The Reeve and Council of the Township of York, tenders a warm and pressing welcome to one and all to make their attendance at this Convention gathering. : e York Township meettiete Eglington and Harvie Avenues (Just One Mile North of Toronto City Boundary) During the entire period of the Convention, games and entertainâ€" ments will be carried out on the grounds, with an upâ€"toâ€"theâ€"minute Midway in full operation. i & § August 2nd to 5th in "Snippets" Splendid Trophies Are Offered The view that early steps should be taken to call an Imperial Cofferâ€" ence to consider the question of Imâ€" perial conferences is strongly urged by the federated Chamber of Indusâ€" tries of South Afrfica. The chamber, referring to the intimation that the remove the preferences, declares abolintion of them would be a serâ€" ious blow to many important South and dried fruits, in the development of which the preferences have been of great assistance. crowned; ‘Twas a picture of scenery unpainted And truer than nature it beamed Any my heart seemed to melt, with â€"the rapture I felt % In the landscape of my dreams. The voice broke the silence so gentle, The echo prolonged the sweet sound, The maid beautified all the garderf, And the garden with flowers was I took the twisted lillies, And fondled them with care, And by the maiden‘s side I sat, In the calm, and moonâ€"lit air; Then hand in hand together, We roamed the garden through, And she seemed to speak, with a voice so sweet, <y That in my heart it grew. The moon shone through the blossom‘s, And the maid was sitting there, And the silvery light was playing On a wave of golden hair; She made a wreath of flowers, And formed them like a bow, And she seemed to say, in a gladâ€" some way, This wreath is for you Joe. There‘s a garden blooms in springâ€" time, And its bloom is ever fair, But fairer still is a maiden, Who dwells by the garden there, This place is in a quiet land, Where the folk are kind and good, And I dreamed last night; in the pale moonâ€"light, * Beneath its shades I stood ed. "Indeed," he replied icily; "but you should have thought of that before you married him."â€"Royal. "These photos of my husband," beâ€" gan the woman, banging a packe down on the table. "They‘re simply disgraceful. You ought to be ashamed of yourself! Why, he looks just like an ape!" The cameraman‘s pride was woundâ€" Too Late Now. With an air of great determination the woman walked into the photoâ€" grapher‘s studio. s $ _ _"Goodâ€"morning, madam, what can 1 have the pleasure ofâ€"â€"" _ _ Rastusâ€"Not see me hereâ€" again, Jedge! Why you all ain‘t aâ€"going to resign your jobs, is you, Jedge ?" «Well, now, what time do I have to git to work mornings?" asked the new hired man. "Anytime you like," responded Farâ€" mer Fumblegate, "so‘s it ain‘t later than halfâ€"past four.‘"â€"Kansas City Star. Judgeâ€"Now I don‘t you here again, Rastus Just Two. "Now Herbert, how many seasons are there ?" “TWO." "Only two? Name them." "Cricket and football."â€"Strand. South Africa Wants Conference Au Revoir. v I don‘t expect to sue By TERRY GILKISON WELL, MOM SAID \P _ THAT BETY CENTS WASN‘T EnOuGéK, pPAD wouLD SsToP IN THIs Eâ€".\IENH\Kâ€":// \_ AND oive fou TRE / : \ @ES T : Prince to Visit Canada The Prinice of Wales will probâ€" ably pay a visit to Canada next year said Col. T. R. LeFleche, D.S.O., Ottawa, on his return to Canada. "I spent over an hour in conversation with him after the meeting of the conference of the British} Empire Service League closed, and we disâ€" cussed many matters of Cdnadian interest," said Colonel LaFleche. "I found His Royal Highness looking very fit and found that his interest in things Canadian is keener than ever. He asked me to convey his greetings and good wishes to memâ€" bers of the Canadian Legion." COAL WRIST WATCHES EMBLEM RINGS Fountain Pen and Pencil Sets Prize Cups and Medals supplied for any events at lowest cost. fi Don‘t fool yourself that your eyesight is alright when it is not.. Have your sight tested and corrective glasses supplied. * Elias Rogers JUNCT. 9717â€"2915 Weston T heatre THE SHOPWORN ANGEL Nancy Carroll & Gary Cooper Sheppard, Jeweller & Optician John A. 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For full particulars write: A new record for the delivery of British mail in Canada was estabâ€" lished when letters posted in the United Kingdodm were delivered in Montreal and Ottawa in six days. A Canadian air mail plane met the liner Empress of Australia at Faâ€" ther Point, taking off all important letters. Montreal business firms reâ€" ceived this British mail by the first reguluar delivery on the sixth day, while in Ottawa the letters were deâ€" livered in the afternoon on the same day. \ BIG CREEK SALES, LTD. MUSKRATS Fiscal Agents, 614â€"16â€"18 Lister Block, Hamiiton, Ont. Farms Limited Canadian Air Mail Record COKE DUNDAS ST. W. COMPANY LIMITED PACE SEVEN: