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l SLAWSON RADIO in rs: 2- ti; GENERAL TINSMITHING 209 Main St. N. ' Weston Shop 766 SHEET METAL WORKERS Sets Service Supplies 106 Rosemount Ave. Phone 106 Manufacturers of High Grade Face Brick, in Pressed and Rug; also our new Maple Bark Brick. All of these In several colors and shades. For prices or samples apply to Milton Brick Ltd. The Granite Concrete Block , Co., Ltd. L9ST-on Weston Road or in car of gentleman who gave couple a ride Wednesday night, December 9th, la- dies' silver purse. Phone Weston TO LET-iT-rooted cottage on Hard- ing Ave. Apply J. Laidler, 2 Vimy Ave., Weston. o-8-1t WANTED-BY a young lady, board and room, central location, close to street car line. Apnly Box M, Times & Guide Office, Weston. o-8-It FOR SALE--3-piece Chesterfield, al- most as good as new. Payments can be arranged. Apply 27 John Street. WANTED BY CAPABLE WOMAN- Position as general or housekeeper. Wages $15.00 per month. Apply Times & Guide Office, Box 20, Wes- ton. o-8-lt FOR SALE - Pandora range, with warming clobet and water reservoir. Also Duplex auto knitter. Apply J. LeGrtnd; Harness Maker, Weston. WAN TED-TO RAYBRIGHT ELECTRIC PRODUCTS Phones JUnct. 3193 and 1354 832 Weston Road FOR SALE--6 rooméd brick clad house. in Weston, all convenieces, good location. Apply Geo. B. Moogk, 211 Main St. N., Phone 89. x-16-t-f WANTED-Boots and shoes to repair. Prices reasonable. Apply T. Hatton, Main St., Weston. Phone 238. FOR SALE-Made to order boots for men and boys. Strong and durable Apply T. Hatton, Main Street, Wer ton. Phone 238. x15-1t PAGE six 553.1. drawers; also it wall mi wooden frame. Apply Times & Guide Office, 285 Main Street North Phone 346] Roofing & Furnace Work " SALE-yard and barn, ,centra; Mention in Weston, suitable for hamster or truckman. Geo, B. Moogk, 211 Main St. N., _Westort. Telephone 89. x-16-t-t l l BURSESS PHONE WESTON 268 General Tinsmithing Open Evenings By the hour or day. Willys- Knight Sedan W. C. BURRAGE E. LaRosse AUTO LIVERY PHONE 263 BROS. Phones: --and-- purchase a chest of a wall mirror in dark l Apply to Box 30, [e Office, Weston. Res. 578J x-8-13-T Weston x-7-1 3T x-15-1t o-8-It o-7-1t Speakers at the meeting included Mr. Wright, of the Toronto Branch of the Federal Department of Agriculture, and C. A. Tregillus, Chairman of the Green Section of the Royal Canadian Golf Association. Mr. Wright recom- mended the use of bent grasses and 0p- posed the use of a certain seed be- cause the club had sowed it and the grass could not be found in its, greens. Mr. Tregillus described the soil of the Weston Club as rich in plant food, but needing more efficient management. He stated that heavy soil called for progressive treatment. "Men shop to buy, women shop to handle. A man. as a rule, knows what he wants, goes in and gets it. A wo- man generally knows what she wants, but she also knows that she must see and touch everything on the way to it. She shops for pleasure, and I am convinced that Eve lingered long in her choice of fig-leaves." Surplus Beyond Expectations The financial statement was present- ed by Arthur H. Birmingham. After commenting upon the elub's strong fi- nancial position, Mr. Birmingham re- ferred to the operation of the dining- room in 1925, the deficit of the form- er year having been reduced by a con- siderable sum. "Three years ago we were in a serious position," he said. "For the past two years we have had no assessments. It is our hope that we will never have one. We have been successful this year beyond expecta- tions, and in spite of financial condi- tions which prevented an increase in membership, we had to meet competi- tion from other clubs." - Murray Stewart and J. M. Sheldon were elected captain and vice-eaptain, respectively. By a unanimous vote, shareholder members of the Weston Golf and Country Club during the clubs annual meet on Saturday afternoon in the King Edward Hotel gave the director- ate of 1926 the authority to adopt "a more liberal policy With regard to the 'course.” Directors who were elected to assist in carrying out the program of course betterment were H. J. Church, John Love, George May, Dr. R. J. Gibson, J. H. Bone and button! i Com). ( The meeting, which was the largest ‘in the history of the club, accepted the view expressed by President Geo. Don- ovan. Mr. Donovan stated that direc- torsl had adhered to a policy of rigid economy in the administration of the elub's affairs, and had been able to place the club in a sound position fi- nancially. In view of the financial statement, he felt that the meeting should give the next board power to maintain and improve the course as it deemed necessary and expedient. Must Improve Greens Mr. Donovan explained that the dir- ectorate was asking for freedom in de- veloping the course on account of re- ports which it had received from the Green Committee and the Green See- tion of the Royal Canadian Golf As- sociation. "Some of ourUreens are not _ good, due to the forces of nature," he said. "Our fairways are coming along and do not require much attention. No. 3 green will be ready for sodding with bent from our nursery in the spring. When our course was built, bent grass- es were not well known. They were ' also beyond our purse." Mr. Donovan believed that $5,000 would be ample for the work, includ- ing the tile draining of four greens, top dressing, and for the purchase of the sharp sand required to break up clay soil. _ Weston Golf & Country' Club Directors Will Further Inv. prove Course WESTIN SELF BLUE ANNUAL MEETING Just about time thd C.C.M. were beaten. Come on, the Heartbreakers! stride. Not very much Hick about Hick- son. very badly, Rebounds Bill Greaves was grieving-first the Merchants, then the Holy Rollers. Af- ter this the other teams will estimate the Firemen a little higher. The Firemen upset the Holy Rollers' chances of a clean sweep by winning the secondtame by 150 pins, and only lost the last game by a narrow mar- gin. D. Webster, 523, proved his worth as captain, and Bill Greaves, Mo, tried to keep the Holy Rollers in front. The Heartbreakers won two from Thistletown and just lost the third one by three pins. T. Fraser, 659, was hitting them pretty hard for the Heart- breakers, and Kill Kingdom 596, tried the hardest for ThistletOWn. Can. Cycle had no trouble disposing of the Bankers, due to the fact that three of them were over the 600 mark, namely, Felker 632, Hallawell 636, Harris 651. Alec Irvine, 518, knocked down the most pins for the Bankers. The Merchants and Satin Finish were next in fine, and the Merchants had to be satisfied with two games, al- though Billy Milne tried hard to win the second game with a 293 single. Bill Milne, 749, was best for the Merchants, and Woodcock, 544, was on top for Satin Finish. _ The fast-going Lawn Bowlers step- ped into the Ironmen, who haven't been going any too well, and took all three games. Bun Clarke, 532, was closest to the kitty, and Steadman, 638, was on top of the Ironpile. The Senators had all their support- ers out in force when they played the Sandbaggers last week, and with so much enthusiasm behind them, had no trouble beating the Sandbaggers two games for a total of 3 points. L. E. McEwen, 589, filled the most sand- bags, and Hickson, 590, was the best Senator. Firemen Still on the Warpath -Scalp the Holy Rollers The Lawn Bowlers have hit their ll$l1llill ALLEY, WEEKLY NEWS J., usually reliable, fell down "Rot!" yelled the sergeant-major. "Iris Your bayonet at once." "Well, sir, I must obey orders, I know, but-oh, heaven, turn it into a wooden, one!" With that, Jones drew his bayonet, and the sergeant-major fainted! "What's the matter with you, Jones? Why don't you do as you’re told?" "Sir," said Jones, in a melancholy voice, "I am sorry I cannot draw my bayonet"to-day. I promised my mo- ther that I would never draw steel on the anniversary of her death." . Jones appeared on parade, trusting that he would not be required to fix bayonets. But he was. _ "Fix bayonets!" roared the sergeant- .maior. An fixed except Jones, who did not move. Private Jones had been warned for guard duties, and was getting ready for the parade when he broke the blade of his bayonet. Unable to ob- tain another, he induced a comrade to make a wooden substitute. For years he had been terribly hen- peeked, One morning at breakfast he said to his wife, "My dear, I had a queer dream last night. I thought I saw another man running off with you." "Indeed," said his wife, "and what did you say to him?" "Oh," he answered, "I asked him why he was running." She cast a scornful glance at him, "I leave you with regret. / Love may be 'blind' as people say, but not 'stone blind,' I’ll bet!" "You shouldn't notice that, my love; you’re really most unkind. You know the well-known maxim, dear, that 'Love is always blind'." It flashed and scintillated there, and then she gasped in awe: "Now, George, you cannot take me in-this diamond has a flaw !” He bought her an engagement ring; she grasped it with delight, and dried, "It's simply perfect," as she held it to the light. "Harry, baby has swallowed the ink. Whatever shall I do?" I "Write with a pencil," was the dreamy reply. _ An old man stood in the crowded tramcar for nearly the whole journey. At last he said desperately: "Ain't,none of you people got homes?" A professor was deep in his work when his wife called. Butler (taken on with the furni- ture): "Yes! my'Llady, at the begin- ning of the evening, anyway." Her Very New Ladyship (who is arranging to give a party at a furnish- ed house she has'taken)t "And will there be enough silverware, Parker?" _ "Wm you tell the Hon. Algernon de Montmorency," she said. "that his mother, Lady Fitzarthur, wishes to see him?" One of the most courteous replies on record was made by Thackeray. His Oxford opponent came up to him and said, "May the best man' win." "I sincerely hope not," replied Thackeray, with a. bow. Promptly the boy dashed off towards another and bawled: "Nobbler, your mater's landed!" A lady drove up to the entrance to a school football ground in a magmifi- cent car. Alighting she addressed one of the boys nearby. Johnny home !" is Mother Johnny?” Johnny Mother "Why should I never call anyone a liar, dad?" "Because, my boy, if he is one it will hurt his feelings, and if he isn't he will hurt yours." _ A party of novices and ladies were shooting over a Highland moor. After a good deal of promiscuous firing, a red-faced gentleman popped up from the butts and shouted to a young man in his rear, "Damn you, sir, that last shot of yours only just missed my wife." "Did it?" answered the culprit, "I'm awfully sorry. The servants' registry keeper was in- terviewing an applicant for the posit- ion of cook-housekeeper, and after see- ing the latter's testimonials, she 1"e- marked-"Yes, your testimonials appear to be all right as far as your cooking is concerned, but are you-er-intelligent? Can you write fairly decently, for in- stance?" "You bet I ean!" replied the applicant. "Why I wrote all these testi, monials myself!" So Obvious, Tool-A certain married couple ivere having their annual argu- ment as to whether they should move. Honors were about even when the hus- band gave his wife an opening, "My goodness, girl," he exclaimed impatiept- ly, "you think your judgment is as good "Oh, no," said the wife with a twin- kle, “our choice of partners for life shows that my judgment is not to be compared with yours." as mine?" Smilie Charlie Says- he ?" around ted much, on th' clear days' is that‘dféiw stoiG people aint preSaaféc' fr th rainy ays IN A LIGHTER VEIN "Bill Smith hit me!" V I“The little wretch. Where "Whatever has happened, "They're carrying him L. THE TIMES Klip, GUIDE. WESTON --. " _... r we 'F' "_EShliBiNrMrrIMNBMr Mt .A P. , BE e. IBAmilM8 " ' ”A”??? wafmfiy’x‘ig ,lliri'titi?iifit't.: W.8.W;2 K [t,getXlf'.till,l!t 2 .W,Tt.8gJlg.tl.8., 'Jptei.',r't.'.ig, .2; £231“ 'o 'aAMri “a Natives of North Saghalian don't know how fortunate they are in not hav- ing to contend with our modern taximeters that click up the fare faster when standing still than when moving. For taxi service, the Saghilian natives mere- ly go to the stables, mount their favorite reindeer and travel across the country in the above manner. Slow-but they get there just the same! Annoyed wife: "You're always late. You were late at the church the day we were married." Placid Husband.. "Yes, but I wasn't late enough." one eye on the meter tickin' awa', had her won at the end o' halt., crown." ' Sandy-ish, man, 'twas awfu'! I'd sworn I'd do it by Monday nicht, so I took her for a run in u taxicab, and, wi' Reasonable. Joclc--'ld how did you screw up courage to propose to the rich Mrs. M"ravish, Sandy?" Misses’, sizes 11 to 2, three- Womer1's Croloshes, four buckle, low or Women's J uliets, good quality and well made, black or' brown, sizes 3 $1 50 Worpen's Boqdoir Slippers, in different shades, neat cozy slippers, with rubber Mc heels. Sizes 3 to T............... DEAR-GET ME A "TAXI-DEER!" 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"Well, she piiureriaUi"iifer, ings before him three times a day." Small Béy: "T'nern-iri-gl/is" gut of the way of motor cars is quick, and them as don't is dead." Alfred: "That young bride next door wysyips hfy husband, doesn't she?" Sunday School Teacher: "What do we men Py the quick and the dead?" this list and stop worrying. sary and it’s easy to make a choice. Look over Footwear. It isplways useful, always neces- There are no more acceptable gifts than $2.25 $2.95 $2.95 MOUNT DENNIS Rubbers in all Styles for men, women and children. Look them over, compare the quality and price, then buy where you get the best value. Do that and you will buy here. A good assortment of Men's Work Boots, all Men's Laced Rubbers, six eyelets, felt lined t throughout and felt tops. You ean't have cold feet in these. Sizes $3.50 fito10 ""...t.....a.......... jlden's Romeos, in black or brown, fine kid with turned soles, a real nice slipper, $2 85 allsizes "r........'..,......... Men's Romeos, in black or brown, sizes6to10 .........1.... SIZES . . Weston Horticultural Society Tenders Wanted To supply teams and drive vans for conveying children to and from Humber Heights Consolidated School, Etobicoke. For particulars re routes, etc., apply to E. Roy, Box 405, Weston. Tenders to c1ost on January 4th, 1926 RUBBERS TOWN HALL, FRIDAY, DEC. 18 DANCE --$2.75 AND, $2.85 8.30 to 12 p.m. Come Early ! WEDNESDAY, DEC. 16, 1926 E. C. ROY, PHONE 120w Sec.-Treas $1.85