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I ("'""'"i'i"i""'"i"i"i'"e"i'"i' Irwifim‘i kt ADVERTISE IN TIMES & GUIDE] PAGE EIGHT Main St. Weston Phone 466 come and ask you for business especially when so many other firms are anxious for trade and tell the public so through the You catinot expect people to Nag Nasd PHONE 26W DELIGHTFUL tb mum See that they have a place Lowest Possible Prices TIMES & GUIDE on your Thank sgiving VEGETABLES ry Our Office for Good Printing IN SEASON spread 32 Main Se J. Gilbert Neitness." Dust cuts into the materials. Cleaning _ and pressing pre- serves their "Newness and Preserve the life of your Clothes by having them thor- oughly cleaned and pressed at regular intervals Suits Made to 1 Measure House of _ Stone WESTON Phone 490 C. E. Grosskurth " , MI a ' "RMI Ilt RRI - I" - MW' l _ " _ - I r , m W. r Mil " ti _ " I MI " W» , " M . as, - , BMMNgl as); ‘ 'ElPq . 1mt = ' _ l m" EM' Ili I 'lil " - 'Mi = I - " . BE n 8W " " " i I, w wag '. "h' "* l1IM I . = til tt e , . . - ' "IN ' . , - Getting Dressed Up Right for _ . MAIN STREET, WESTON ' . wit " I.. ri ‘ Bit' . - _ _ . - " " - . - ' 4, - . - , - ~ _ . 2." I r :2 . L , - - . - c, . Bl' . x am Ei" ' - Br - " r M v ‘ , _ " » ar _ cr " . I " " - h . " _ - ‘ - ... a”? a 1 A NEW HAT, SHIRT, TIE, WARM MUFFLER, Thanksgiving LADIES' FLANNEL DRESSES CHILDRENS FLANNEL DRESSES NEWS FLANNEL WORK SHIRTS LADIES' SILK AND WOOL HOSIERY Fawns---Greys--B1acks THIS is the greatest Value-giving sale we have ever held," it's many years since we have been able to offer such exceptional valuee as these. We feel certain that there is not another shop in this city where you can purchase such fine shoes for so little money. Women's Men's Children’s THE STYLES are the very latest; the materials the very finest. Our artist has sketched here only a few of the dozens of new modes. T Our well-trained and efficient salespeople are ready to make your shoe purchase at this store highly satisfactory. FOR WOMEN - - pumps, slippers and oxfords in satin, patent leather and kidskin. All the favored Winter shades; all the desirable heel heights. FOR MEN - - high shoes and oxfords; street and dressy models. Soft pliable kid, calf and patent; tan, brown and black. ( FOR CHILDREN - - high and low shoes of durable long wearing kidskin and calfskin, and patent leather for "best." All sizes for girls, boys and misses. , $3.50--$5.00 THE TTMES AND GUTDE. WESTON - ETC. - for 4ll the Family $3.50--$6.00 Oft of a winter's night you've wondered what to do with your time, and as the clock ticked off its wearisome hours, yon'Vc longed tor Fireside Entertainment of some kind. Scarlett Road Whx Agent for GRIME'S INVERSE DUPLEX Fireside Entertainment for Your Home nut invest ir'1,a Radio Set this winter SHE illl'f W Illllll [ABE " The 4 Tubed 6 " FRED NOON $1.15--$2.95 WESTON PHONE 732 Phone 655] Leonard----"' marks will be better next month, Ma; I'm going to change my seat. I'm sitting next to two dumbells in school, and everything 1 copy from them is wrong." Leonard---"fra.v, Ma, if you Sign a. school report card without Dad seeing it JY do anything you ask me to,".. Mit--') do it-tiiis once, but you'll have to improve on your marks, or I'll, get your Dad after you." For Future Delet:tation '3 Prietui--"What's that big box on the front of your car?" , Motorist-late, a camera for tak ing moving pictures, You see, I "trt-, so fast 1 don't have time to look-j the scenery and so I photograph it I go along.” "Snippets" Bones-Here is a silver dollar. '1'ambo--1 don't want a silver dol- lar, I want a paper one. Bones-why?' -It's a dollar anyway you look at it. I . TambomNo; when you take a siG Yerudollzu" gut of your, pocket it's still a silver dollar, bit whim you take a. paper dollar out, you find it in creases, Brown-l have not paid a cent t'tbu pairs on the machine since I bought it. Teaeher---Wlllie, if you tell lies, you will not go to heaven. ' ', Willie-t don't want to so there.. Teache r-N' by ? Willie-Because it will be too lone- some there, with just God and George Washington. ly JI rs. F.---Yes, the little oaf fell from the apse and fractured his arms. b" Mrs. W.--egad. ’, Mrs. F.---And to make matter? worse, Dr. Bloop botched it so that we. had to trek into town tow,speeiae ist. how Dr. Bloop makes his' sal i; a rebus to me. ' mr _', Mrs. w.----) zany. _ T Mrs. F.--Jue's ire was so arouévgd that he told Dr. Bleep right tos/lite visage that he was a dolt and ambit Won His Best 5 ', There is a story told about aces“ min well-known Scotland Yard detee.. tive. A colleague from the country came to see him, anti happened to speak Slightingly of the alleged smatt- ness of the London pickpockets. Whereupon the Yard man offered. ta bet the other ten pounds that be would lose his watch without knowing it before he got to Charing Cross, a matter of u few hundred yards, , Tlv; country colleague agreed, andsta‘rted out. The London man called, touhith a pickpocket well known to tlre,piy,s lice, and said, pointing to the‘coun‘tryl man: "You see that chap? {1198.111 you to get me his watch. I’ll (itt you five pounds and see that you " 't get into trouble." "is it straight?" asked the man. "Sure," said the de Lcctlvc. "You know me." "Oh, well," said the man, t'if it's straight-chests Jones-So the man that repaired it told me. i, "Don't mentibn it," replied the ister. The Result of Cross-Wording Mrs. W.-_By the way, didn't I hear that your little Junior met with an accident? I Their Secret A minister of a rural community, motoring home one day after a round. of visits, overtook a girl plodding along a country road, cfrryiN/Ti heavy basket of provisions. . Recognizing her as a servant e played by a farmer living near I?! Parsonage, he pulled up and offered; her a lift. When he came to thé lane leading to the farm, he stolfped1 to let her get down, and sh'tAtii' "Oh, thank you, sir." it The girl head, then right," she Appropor , Salesman (to woman who has an- noyed everyone in the store without buying; anything)-iHadam, are you shopping here? - _ ' Woman (surprised) -.. Certainly, what else could I be doing? _ , Salemmn texasperated)----) mg,- dam, 1 Ihonght perhaps you might,bir, taking inventory. _ Shoost in Time'. ‘15; A gas jet had become disconneete'iir, filling the shoemaker’s shop with fumes. The shoemaker, an aged Ger-1 man, was rather late in arrivirurfpt the day. He sniffed questioning”! Then struck a match to light his wit; Instantly there was a deafening may 51011. Cry-is w The shoemaker found him'sddi$tit,iiiii), in a heap, across the street, ursitt,i,,ll,tij: his shop, which was then a _iiE'ilii.i,f,is, f la mes. IlMii " 3L5“ "Hitnmelll" ghe exclaimed, _-iiilllltifs, out of dere shoost in time.” aMlMiFj"i)d' Gone But Not F'orgottg "4 There once was a daring drimwbpe believed that some fine day i With a speeding locomotive held dia'a1 pute the right of way; f I He would just step on the throttlcg, then he'd airily look hack '.' And observe the shattered fragments of the engine by the track. _ Then he'd smile with satisfaction " along the mad he tore--- There once was .9th a driver, but theme isn't any titre, _ 4 Johnny-l want a violin String. Storekeeper--Wau a steel one? l Johnny-No, I want to bay one. WENESBKV. Aven’t seen yer 'usband about late- . What took 'im orf so sudden?!’ "Seizure!" F l “Wot? 'eart?" l '7- "No, P'lceeel" is!” Above his head The daisies shake--. He stepped on the gas Instead of the brake. Above his bier 'rhe mourners kneel He was holding his cutie Instead of the wheel. Above his bed The breezes pass--- He lit a match To look at the gas. blushed pretilly, hung hie} , looked up urchly. "All said; "mum's the. word!” I (BF Trw.) ', NOV. T, Tiiirrd uvr tro' P" A 333‘