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l i % ds Fill Your PacGE Een BEA ROOSTER F0R QUA HOME TOWN All the Popular Brands An ever tempting array here at _ lowest prices. Main St. Weston Phone 466 TENDERS will be received up to Thursday, Octoâ€" ber 22nd, at five o‘clock, by the undersigned, for reâ€" decorating the Hydro Office. Lowest or any tender not necessarily accepted. For further particulars, apply at Office. With Table Needs.of Only Choicest Quality Nat Naso Vegetables in Season Canned and Bottle Goods \ T « NTEA i 8 A u ‘ A 5o4 C : BB 9 & 88 Tad 3 ; & oE k t i s i mok i hes " id d o) W in dH hB B .' l Py )1‘ Water, Power &Lisgsht Commission A. G. PERSON, Supt. Private Classes and Lessons can be arranged for afternoon s j or evening. For appointment apply cor. Chutrch St. & Rosemount Ave., Westonâ€"â€"Phone 389 Basket FRESH FRUITS Miss Molly Ambler Ballroom Dancing CHARLESTON AND LATEST DANCES Moody Bros. Oil Cake, Gluten Meal, Bran, Hay, Straw, Poultry FEoods, Cereals, etc. Laying Mash Egg Mash Phone 36 Main St. Weston "We are as near to you as your phone." CHOPPING AND ROLLâ€" ING MILL FLOUR AND FEED STORE SIVE US YOUR OBDFR FOR PRINTIN®: R. L. Gibson Undertaker House Furnisher 8 Main St. N. â€" WESTON Phone 738 Direct the Spotlight Our range of Fall Goods is complete. Underwear, Felt Mattress (so nice and soft). Value $10.50. Offer ed this week for Children. C.E. Grosskurth 31 MAIN ST. N. Special offer in Simmons Same as shown at the Exhibition Sweaters, Hosiery, etc., for Men, Women and C.E. Grosskurth "The Dry Goods Store where Your Dollar Buys More" ASK FOR CATALOGUE Suitableâ€" for The Times and Guide NEW DESIGNS IN CONGOLEUM RUGS of these new desizns PHONE 26W oats and Dresses You cannot expect people to come a;_nd ask you your business â€" especially when so many other firms are anxious for their trade and tell them so. To help our advertisers to present their merchandise to the people of this community in an attractive and convincing way, we have placed at their.command the entire resources of the Bonnetâ€"Brown Sdles Service, an organization that produces the best in Advertising Copy and Illustrations. We would be glad of an opportunity to show you how this Service can be fitted to your needs. | In other words "Tell the people what you are doing." of Publicity on your Store just arrived in newest seasonable styles. any â€"room THE TIMES AND GUIDE, WESTON $8.75 WESTON A. M. Oldham MAIN ST. Electric Heaters, Workmen‘s "Fools,â€"Paints, ete., in fact if it‘s Hardware Everything in FURNACE SUPPLIES And at the Right Price You‘ll get it at â€"OLDHAM‘Sâ€" HARDWARE PHONE 30 WESTON PHONE 14 "Such was the sight that met my gaze a few days ago on a loncly Kenâ€" tish common," writes Eric Hicks in the London, England, "Sound Wave." For a moment it took my breath away. The contrast between the instrument, modâ€" 1ernit)' personified, and the listeners, even now only half civilized, was amazâ€" !inm s A gypsy encampment, blue smoke lazily curling from the heart _ of a glowing fire; gaily painted© caravans grouped ‘roundâ€"and in the centre of a circle of the wanderers lying in comâ€" fortable attitudes listeningâ€"a gramoâ€" phone. Cleaning and pressing preâ€" J. Gilbert WITH THE GYPSY "GRAMOFANS" Neatness." Preserve the life of your Clothes by having them thorâ€" oughly cleaned and pressed at regular intervals. serves their "Newness and Dust cuts into the materials. 32 Main St. GIVIZ“ your boy a geperous diet of our pure milk and delicious dairy. products, and he‘ll be like Young Samson â€" virile, strong and unafraid. Suits Made to Measure School Shoes â€" â€" Specially Priced IMilk 14 MAIN ST., WESTON YOUNGTER‘S SHOES As I stood silently surveying the | Arthur Reed 1 Ryan‘s Boot Shop House of Stone All, sizes Kidskin and Calfskin is might From $1.95 to $3.95 BOYS‘ SHOES Phone 490 on the scene was Dvorak‘s "Humorâ€" eske." â€" The stern beauty of the inen and the halfâ€"tamed savagery of the women seemed mellowed. Features had softened and relaxed into the inâ€" dolent content of those whose hunger for spiritual beauty was be sated. Then the tune ended; the spell was broken. The little group broke out inâ€" to excited chatter. "©Then one of them, a woman, turnâ€" ed, and, seeing a stranger, scowled at the thought that tlra‘eir 'rzriv“a?y had. «bsorbed audience, I was impressed by the trutth of that wellâ€"worn tag, ‘muâ€" sic hath charms. . . ." _ The) tune that was being played when I arrived "I learned th;t most of this ‘libraty‘ had been amassed during the course of the bands wanderings up and down the country. Some of them had been given gratuitously, and the rest had been traded in exchange for the gipsies‘ wares. s 7 $ been inv;ded by a ‘Roumi.‘ 1 hastenâ€" ed forward with the assurance that my intrusion was entirely unwitting. Unâ€" mollified, the party concentrated their hostile stare upon me. "Eventually, they thawed somewhat, and gave me some idea of the great solace they derived from their music. Their tastes were strangely diverse. Glancing through the goodly pile of records lying at the side if the inâ€" strument, I noticed fox trots were mingled with severely classical violin solos, while, hymn tunes jostled exâ€" cerpts. from a poular musical comedy. foiebes uns ige Chien "By the time that I had embarked upon a lengthy discussion concerning the respective merits of various makes of needles and other technical interâ€" ests of the true "gramofan" quite a cordial atmosphere had been created. I left to the strains of a rollicking march, not a little regretful at the termination of an interlude that will always remain for me a very pleasant memory." Molmeronmmieni nc s Pa ww‘ & â€" by two second flight committees. In the morning the nine hole competition was won by Miss Lloyd, and at noon they were the guests of Mrs. A. Reid at luncheon. In the afternoon there was an 18 hole medal event, with four sealed holes, Mrs. Arthur Scott being the winner of this handicap. The second flight committee, Mrs. A. C. White, Mrs. Fowkes, Mrs. A. Crompton and Miss Mabel Bain were the hostesses. Tea and coffee being poured by Mrs. A. E. Mellish and Mrs. The ladies of the Weston Golf and Country Club held two special comâ€" petitions on Thursday last, conducted Make the Parties a success by the proper settings. Delightful _ and <appropriate Deécorations and Novelties are here j and fun reigns supremeâ€" When Black Cats prow!â€" When the Hob gobblins Hoot. When Jack o‘ Lanterns grin wWESTON GOLF AND COUNTRY CLUB Hallowe‘en Book and Stationery Store 54 Main St. All sizes f Pliable, soft leathers From $1.50 to $2.95 GIRLS‘ SHOES â€"At Keen Pricesâ€" â€"That‘s Hallowe‘en. . Creswick PHONE 732 "I hear you have a recordâ€"breaking salesman here whom you would gladly dispose of." ‘"Sure." $ "How come?" ~ "He works in the phonograph deâ€" partment." C onl o wlfi Not So Wasteful : Efficiency Expertâ€"You are wastinfi too much time on your personal apâ€" pearance. * yg) C ho se Stenographerâ€"It‘s not wasted. 1‘ only been hetre six months and I already engaged to the junior partâ€" ner, : 54 "Snippets A Good Loser Passenger (fumbling through pockâ€" ets)â€"I‘m afraid I‘ve lost my ticket. Passengerâ€"I couldn‘t, hey? â€" Say, you don‘t know me., I lost a bass drum once. j Irate â€" Conductorâ€"What _ do _ you mean, lost it? You couldn‘t lose a ticket a yard long. _ i 3 "Well, my son?" b "What is the last word in hospiâ€" tality ?" 3 $ § "It isn‘t a word, son. It‘s a hicâ€" cough." e Which One? "Yes," said Miss Antique, ~with ® dash of regular vim, "this is a world of thrills. : The thrills of war were wonderful, weren‘t they? I was just coming into womanhood. when . the boys marched away to battle. It was magnificent! "Yes, it was," said the cynical old bachelor, "Especially Sheridan‘s ride and Lee‘s surrender." Two Irishmen stood outside a piano store, in the window on exhibition was an instrument with this sign on: "Piâ€" ano. Stool and Coverâ€"$200.00." _ Pat turns to Moike and says, "Gee whiÂ¥! Oi wonder how much they wants fer the pianny ?" ‘ Squireâ€""I say, Pat, that‘t the worst looking horse I ever saw. Why don‘t Whither Away? .. When the rhymster, stumped for copy, For a subject at a loss, | 4 Though admitting it is sloppy 3t 4 Puts the good old "when" across When his fellow bards are sending Out their when songs without end. , When the, little whens are wending, + Whither do the whens all: wend? â€" Patâ€""Fatten him up, is it? Shure, the poor baste can hardly carry what little flesh he‘s got now." you fatten him Home It may be a mansionâ€"â€" It may be a dumpâ€" It may be a farmâ€" With an old oaken pumpâ€"â€" It may be a palaceâ€" â€" It may be a flatâ€" It may be a room Where you hang up your hatâ€" It may bea house With an hole in the floorâ€"â€" Or marble hotel WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 14, 1924 . With a coon at the doorâ€" It may be exclusive, Or simple, or swell, A wee bit of heaven Or one littleâ€"well, Just kindly remember, Wherever you roam, ' That Shakespeare was right, kid, There‘s No s Blackstone: "Of course not, my dear. I expect to remain in business for quite a while yet.‘* If you see an editor who pleaes everybq‘dy, there will be a glass plate over his face, and he will not be standâ€" ing up. A man rushed into a tobacco store. "This cigar you sold me," he §@@%@ "It‘sâ€"it‘s simply. frightful." . > / "Well, you‘ needn‘t complain," said the tobacconist. ‘You‘ve only got one. I‘ve got thousands of them." Real Economy â€" "I hear you give your little boy & quarter every week for good behay iour, Ignatz." Cns Impatient The old lady wished to buy soggle pecans but the clerks were all busy and paid absolutely no attention. Finâ€" ally she could stand it no longer.. "Well, I must say this is a fine store! Isn‘t there anyone to wait on the nuts?" * Magistrateâ€"â€""Will you tell the jury what the prisoner said to you, Mr. O‘Hanlan?" Mrs. Blackstone: ‘‘You never tell me any of your business sectets." “s'urZ, but I fool him. I told him the gas meter was a little bank I bought him." Witnessâ€""Yer honor, if wan of the jurymin wull stip over foreninst me from beyant there it‘s with plisure PH tell him theâ€"same." Magistratleâ€""Come, no nonsense. Tell the jury from _ where you are what the prisoner_said." v. Witnessâ€""And, faix, how can I. sor? The wretch only spoke to me wid his boot." ; In a few minutes . the somewhat grimy ‘waiter appeared. and with an airy flourish deposited before the seaâ€" dopgs two plates of some thin, anaemicâ€" lookine liqnid. In the Soup Two old sailors, just ashore after a lon@ trip. ordered. dinner in a chc}p restaurant. ~Wthe "Ahoy, there?" barked one. as This eve fell upon the concotion. "What‘s this?" j his m y c€ Palt" "Soup,sit," replied the waiter. . "Bill," cried the other sailor. giving ; mate a michty nudge, "here‘s news, cJlad! Here‘s von an‘ me these forty UPS Place Like Wrong Department en The Last Word Home! Brutally Stated The Complaint ailin‘ on ?)’ up ? soup 199 |