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Mr. and Mrs. Gary Russell Taber. v2409 Photo by Hardy Studios: White gladiolus decorated the chancel of St. George‘s on the Hill Anglican Church for the recent wedding of Karen Doris Smith, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Malcolm Smith, 12 Romney Road, Islington and Gary Russell . Taber, son of Mrs. Alex. Gray, St. George‘s Rd., Islington and ‘the late Mr. A. J. Russell Taber. 2 Canon Roland Hill performed the candlelight, doubleâ€"ring ceremony and the wedding music was conâ€" ducted by W. Sara, who played | the Ava Maria and the Lord‘s| Prayer during the signing of thel register. Given in marriage by her father, the bride was lovely in a floor length sheath gown of white silk crepe, featuring & train attached at the shoulders and an imported Swiss lace mantilla. She carried a bouquet of red roses and white carnations. Attending the bride as maid of honor; Miss Judy Alderton wore a floorâ€"length gown of light blue peau de soie with matching wedâ€" ding band hat. She carried blue cornflowers with white carnations. Best man for the groom was his brother Glen Russell Taber. The ushers were Ray Turner and Bruce Smith. Following the church ceremony a reception was held at the bride‘s home on Romney Road, with a party planned for a later day at the Constellation Hotel. Receiving guests for the bride, her mother wore a floorâ€"length gown of powder blue French crepe with beaded lace overblouse, a headâ€" piéce of matching blue flowers and a corsage of pink roses. To receive for the groom, his mnther chose a floorâ€"length dress and coat ensemble in American Beauty rose with matching bow headpiece. Her corsage was pale pink roges. A honeymoon ski trip to Muskoka was on the agenda for the bride and groom, who plan a later trip to Europe in July. The bride and groom will reside on Riverside Drive. a distinctive bedroom group symbolizing the clossic beouty and craftsmanship of continantal design . . . one example of the quality furniture we will be pleased to show you . . . for bedroom, livingroom or diningrcom PS. When you come in, ask obout our Swedish drapes 100 % Drailon We guerentes to please. FURNITURE CENTRE LIMITED Arak to Joni. Joni had another attack after supper; these violent attacks were preceded by a burning sensation which began in her legs and rose up her body. If I cooled her legs down with damp cloths, this sometimes stopped the attack, but if not, the pain started and she just lay there, erying quietly and writhing. Now Joni isn‘t a cry-blbyâ€"-uv‘)l tough little girl (too tough to be endearing, sometimes), so when she cried, we knew she wus being pushed to the edge of her endurance. Ken phoned the doctor and arranged to take her to the hospital for skull Xâ€"rays. All this and another physical examinationh showed nothing wrong, but Joni had a bad night and I arranged to stay home the next morning â€" Wednesday â€" and go into work after lunch. She seemed better when I left, but about 4 p.m. (the magic hour again), I had another call from home. Joni was getting over ® bad attack and they hadn‘t been able to control her. "Get her dressed, I‘ll be home in ten minutes," I said. "We‘ll take her to the doctor right away." Then I phoned the doctor and was told that our own doctor was offâ€"duty, but a partner was there_and he would see Joni if we could get there by 4:45, when he had%) leave for the hospital. The receptionist implied that if we didn‘t get there in time, Joni would just have to die in the waitingâ€"room. I had just reached the edge of town, when the car gave a sort of death rattle and died. Luckily, I was only a few yards from a service station so I let it roll down the slope and leapt out, calling for help. The mechanic came at once when I explained that I had to get home and after m quick look, he announced mournfully, "Lady, your engine‘s seized solid. It don‘t look to me as if it‘ll ever go again." There was no time to bite him (now 1 know why ancient tyrants had bringers of bad tidings boiled in oil), so I rushed into the store,.phoned home and told them to take a taxi and I would meet them mt the doctor‘s office. Then I ran a mileâ€"literallyâ€"and fell into the surgery just as the doctor was telling Joni cheerfully that there was nothing wrong with her and she could go to school tomorrow, "But what about the violent attacks of head pain ?" He shrugged, "She‘s bound to get a headache because she bumped her head but there‘s nothing to worry about." I took her home and put her to bed and she had another attack an hour later. Julie watched and cried in sympathy. About 4 p.m. that afternoon, Frank (one of our two boy boarders) phoned from home to say that Joni was having a bad attack of head pain and was running about the house, crying and ulllni‘lor me. I resisted the urge to go straight up through the roof, gave what advice I could and said I‘d be home soon. When I got there, she was still mildly hysterical and clutched at me as if I‘d been away for months. Meantime, .Jd,dia was lying around, looking listless and shivering; I discovered se was running a fever, so I popped her into the next bed I gave: her orange juice and sympathy and the family‘s favourite red hotâ€"water bottle and thought she would beyall right after a night‘s sleep. But she was worse in the morning, so I rushed her round to the doctor (he couldn‘t come to us, although I suppose he‘d come if you were bleeding to death, but don‘t count on it). He gave her a thorough check, could find nothing wrong and sent her back to bed for another day. I went off to the office â€" late, of course â€" and rushed home at lunchtime to see how she was. I found Julie, our 6â€"yearâ€"old, in tears because a big boy from Grade 8 had thrown snowballs at her and had hurt her ear. Thirsting for his blood, I took her back to school and ;rhd outside the playground, to lie in lurk for this Abominable owman. But he must have had a premonition and we didn‘t eatch him, so I took her in to the principal, who promised swift retribution, and went back to the officeâ€"late mgain. ine fhags in mae o m mt i mprmiting i rarkes ring ts ings ha to me no exaggeration to your Mfluupnxqummuml_ut‘lh-y story of last week; when I got home from the office on Monday l lrrean.: Faul mur I1reqreald, wan ie bed, bnoking palt and Meeryâ€" eyed. She had fallen while doingagymmnastics at school and hit her head on the floor (there was a mat to fall on, but Joni missed it.) After sitting out of the class for a few minutes, she went back and tried again â€"â€" and fell on her head m second time. Ken and I decided that if she had more attacks on Thursday, we‘d have her admitted to hospital regardless of what the doctors thought. Ken went in late to the office on Thursday morning, taking me to work first; by this time I had discovered that the car needed a new crankâ€" shaft in it, which would cost about $100 all told. This would make $400 spent on the car since last July â€" and at least another year‘s payments still to go. However, I didn‘t have time to brood about this bechuse Joni had another attack on Thursday afternoon and within two hours we had whipped her into the observation ward in Newmarket. And there she stayed until Saturday evening, refusing to have another attack (and thus vindicate us) and thoroughly enjoying hersélf; the only snag from her point of view was when they woke her at 2 and 6 a.m. to have her blood pressure checked, and the terrible humiliation of using a bedâ€"pan for the first time. Not knowing she was coming out so soon, we smuggled Hoppy the skunk into the hospital to visit her on Saturday afternoon, zipped up in a flight bag (with some difficulty). He caused great excitement in the children‘s wards. I think that was what caused the chief pediatrician to discharge Joni on the spot; anyway she came home with us, hugging Hoppy, and went straight to bed again. She‘s fcck at school now and seems fineâ€"Ken and I are back at work and feel awful, thank you. Gym is forbidden for another two weeks. All of which proves, I suppose, that ‘doctors know better than agitated parents, but it was a week I don‘t want to repeat. Juli¢, by the way, got better and‘ went back to school on Thursday, but had a fever again on Friday night and spent the weekend in bed. Just as soon as I can spare the time, I‘m going to have a nice restful breakdown and spend a week in bed, preferably in a luxurious hotel fifty miles from home and the nearest telephone. What makes Canadians laugh? Is it American T.V. domestic comedy? British farce? Bob Hope? Jacques Tatit Jerry Lewis? The silent Keystone cops? Or Ogden Nash? Jean Kerr? P. G. Wodehouse ? But what _ about â€" Canadians laughing at Canadians? Does it happen? Do you laugh with Leaâ€" cock? Do you tuneâ€"in to "Rawâ€" hide" at 8:35 a.m.? Can you tell which is Rich Little, which the Prime Minister? which is Rich Little, which the Prime Minister? An evening of films, recordings and readings. on the theme of Canadian humour will be presented at the Alderwood Branch, Etobiâ€" coke Township Public Library, 525 Horner Avenue (one block west of Highway 27) on Thursday, March 24, commencing at 8 p.m. The program will include exâ€" cerpts from the works of Stephen Leacock, Eric Nicol, Max Ferguson, Norman McLaren, W. O. Mitchell, Desiyn‘ Asward 1966 CANADIAN FURNITURE MART Library Films Will Tickle The Canadian Funnybone 322 Yonge St. 368â€"4177 doily 10â€"46 â€" thurs., tri., 9 pam,." Talkingpoint... By JOAN SEAGER Irving Layton, Rich Little, Robert Service and many others. The public is invited. There is no admission charge. "That‘s not smoke signal . . . Chief Running Eagle‘s squaw is heap bum cookl" © or Ant caTes The Sisters of St, Joseph‘s have invited the members of the Hosâ€" pital Auxiliary to be their guests at a St. Patrick‘s Day Snack Luncheon on March 17. Sister Mary Francis, Superior, will receive the ladies, assisted by Mrs. E. A. Richardson and Mrs. J. A. Rea. _A delightful afternoon has been One of the most exciting projects to be developed at the Black Creek Pioneer Village is the moving and reconstruction of a log building into the Village as a headquarters for a yearâ€"round pioneer crafts program for children. Here stuâ€" dents will have an opportunity to take part themselves in wool dyeâ€" ing, quilting, brick making, flax processing and many other of the skills that were once a daily part of our ancestors‘ life. At the Albion Mall Branch on Saturday, March 19, from 10 a.m. to 11:30 a.m., children will try their hand at the spinning of wool and dipping of candles, Due to limited accommodation at this proâ€" gram, parents or children are askâ€" ed to secure free tickets by teleâ€" phoning or applying at the library, telephone 741â€"7734, Albion Mall Branch, 1530 Albion Road, Rexdale. Mrs. T. G. Mulligan Displays _ and _ demonstrations courtesy: Mrs. D. Duncan, Black planned and includes a showing of new 8 hats with models, Mrs. E. I."é::nn, Mrs. G. Emmett, All auxiliary members will stroll through the Nurses‘ Lounge during luncheon to a piano mediey of Irish airs played by Mrs. Frederic Steiger. Also ass the Sisters will be Mrs. J. J.h!‘li:flnnd; Mrs. M. Hixâ€" Smith and Mrs. L. J. Sullivan band, Mrs. C. E. Knowlton and For Children At Library Pioneer Crafts ® CLOVERDALE MALL BE 96171 ' ® 2 CARLTON AT YONGE EM 25071 & 62A BLOOR AT BAY WA 2.0628 } * NORTHTOWN SHOPPING CENTRE BA 21491 ® YORKDALE SHOPPING CENTRE 783.5361 and dainty shoulder straps) C » [@@H@@ THE UNDERâ€"FASHIONS ' TOO SHEER TO SHOoOW â€"but what delights to wear .. . designed to fit and shape you beautifully Bra $4.00 Panty Girdle $12.00 Dear "Jilted": If you have no obligations to keep you home, 1 think if I were you I would seek new fields, and get a new grip on life. After all, mt 28 you are able to take care of yourself, and young enough to find stimulation in new scenes, But please remember no matter where you are or where you go, you will still have the memories, and the heartache will go with you. But time is the healer, and if you keep yourself interested in pther people and new work, as time goes on this miserable experience will get to the bottom of the pile. Probably when you think of it, it will be with a feeling of relief that it is all behind you, and that being "jilted" was a blessing in disguise. Sally Scott. Dear Sally: I am ‘. and have just gone through the heartbreaking exâ€" perience of being jilted. I have put as good a face on things as I can, but I cannot hide the fact from myself that I have been jilted. I keep thinking people are pitying me. I want to go away and try and forget the whole thing. My parents think that running away is not the answer, and that 1 should stay home and live it down. 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Perhaps you can talk to him tactfully, but be careful to include yourself, and not hurt his feelings. A report from San Francisco, quoted by the Ontario Safety League, says that like a good driver, Louis Mazzola, 63, stopped when he saw flashing red lights. . Sally Scott. (Any problems, folks? Take them to Sally Scott, c/o this paper, and she will help you with advice.) Unfortunatély, the lights were in the middle of the runway at the International Airport. Two jet airliners had to be diverted while airport officials moved the car. Mazzola told police he thought he was still on a nearby freeway. He was booked for drunken driving. OF ANY KIND CALL LINGERIE CORSETRY HOstERY SPORTSWEAR ACCESSORIES WHEN YOU NEED PRINTING COMPANY EPWORTH Producers of Quality Printing tor over 40 years 295 Reyal Yerk Rd., Mimice FAST MIMEOGRAPH SERVICE 251â€"17441