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' Huether Hotel and the Waterloo Comedy Festival founder Phil LeConte for sham ’ ‘ Princess 'I\vin Cinemas. this week. nonmmro I " v Michael said he signed up one of the headliners forthis the table. “If I'm going to l , ‘ "'~ . .' right away when he heard years festival, who was also write something good it's { i; ’ that the'llvo and a HalfMen on hand to promote the going to be for when l'm on i Tangled . Toy Story 3 I Tron: Legacy Star had started tweeting shows along with executive the stage.” . . . I Yogi Bear 0 Harry Potter ' Gullwer’s We“ ”fi‘él’i'ilmamw’es..coast Pmpahr‘il‘gocfié'ii. and domirfi'si'ip‘ll‘iliglisfifi 1 t Y" ,_ The Chronicles Of Hanna, Voyage 0f the 03W“ Treader based comic who recently some of the prime times are similar places even though ‘ ‘ The Princess Bride ‘ had asuccessful debut at the already sold out. A full one comic is a gay dad from wt lust for Laughs Festival and schedule of what‘s still avail~ the Vancouver area, while i . ‘ ‘ “ is considered one of Cana- able can be found at the otherlsfromatradition- '1 " ‘ f, 1 - da's rising comedic stars, wwwwaterloocomedycom. al ltalian family in Toronto. I 5-5“ giggled with delight as each Michael and Spadone The comics ask you to guess ' ' .1, - ’ ,v' - ’ ' . 1 new bon mot was posted. said working in the Mtter» which is which. A” ’ . ~â€" ‘1 a * - And he laughed at all the verse is great practice for “l speak with my-hands a in 11‘ w a" . - it ” ' comic gold that was being coming up with some good lot,” said Spadone. 3 Egg] 2‘ I I spun. one-liners in less than 140 They both speak about ' 'lt's weird. i don't get it," characters. But Michael said finding the absurd in the said Michael. he’s realizing just how hard it most mundane situations. mm ‘6 "'6 Si. 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' and now i kind of feel like just wastinggood material involved this year. Tickets _ creditors, banks and the CRA David Koresh. i feel likel can "it takes a long time for are $60 for a festival pass. 1 start a revolution." me to come up with some- $24 in advance for a Single ( .. “A . ' That sparked an interest- thing funny so why would i show or $30 at the door. The _ ~"' » . ing conversation between just give it away?“ he said. kids show is $15. $10 for kids . ' 1 . 1 a Michael and Frank Spadone. drawing laughs from around 12 and under. it 1 - x l â€". ~. 1 - « ~ RISE at SHINE w » . .. . *3. 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