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Km , . 4 - llustvdiscovered a unlq'ueline ofhot sauces titled Salvation leader brim-i ibcral Party was . gQuestion'I'Are you satisfied with .. ,, 4519" . ,‘ ._, 53 have arrivedat my favourite neighbourhood hot sauce empty ‘ noted in the hitchenet--\.\"ate\rloo the ‘rformance ofl’rime Minister I!“ w: -~ m“ " ‘ 50! be mm" [mm m N“ lacobs â€" and We been m fiery heaven ever ‘ Record on A ”I 19 "(KM s‘tvin ‘We H I? z»- « mg: 1.” 4 > -, ”gm since. On the shelves of Taste, competing with hundreds of will have to false taxhes ‘ Doyofsup (illicit; are we talkiri about here? has“ ._ g H a ' in ..- bottles WM} colourful illustrations and titles like Satan‘s BIOOd' l ) rt a t' hik .‘;.. ‘ ' - "W" h' [t l) H l f g , ' u it,“ “A“? a Scorned Woman, and Spontaneous Combustion. Sits an ele~ H)». _ax e.. . . .” {A tc e prom my . ~ ,w- .' t a if - by gant dark green bottle adorned with a crucifix on the label. ‘ [his is what s known in the friends at the National Arts (.eri- , ~~ x; 4 fig» . ". - cw» .- . . , _ lawvering trade as a leading ques- (re? Don't know I'm an ordina ' h" 7' , flM‘R so And Whllu seyeral of the other hot tioi a‘ in' “Mr" »krbutlinot do i *- d' M H' . h p ' ’ " V‘ , l ’ 1 l l“ l .- sauce brands come mm a novelty key \l \l’\l l \l l , l‘ 5, ‘ x . you pustm. an as r, all)“ as . q' . fl’ , w ' - ' .., ' chain ofa skull. a bullet. or a pooping - - ‘ . agree that the accused isa Vile reminded me, ordinary people dont his” ., - { {Yeégm a” rubber pig Salvation Sauce comes \“ l \ scumbag-capable oftlie most care about thg arts, ‘ . mm} I Mn.” with an actual miniature bible _ and . heinous crimess Question: Are you satisfied With " W4: ‘. ., f was .-_ sf, . . - , - - However if memory serves Mr Peters performance as your MP7" m* v“ , a " 4‘ " A that s what'got my attention. It 5 ’ . ' ‘ . ' ‘V“ " ’ absolutely brilliant. Hot sauce magnate Blair lazar, of A . . the world-renowned Blair's Death 1 i w Sauce line, agrees. accordin to the Get out the way, here comes Brian cars... - vation Sauce. Danny Cash, “Blair told So. Waterloo’s (Iivic Square will have a skating rink by the Perimeter institute. me, ‘Putting a bible on a bottle of hot ; this December I really only have an issue with the square when sauce was genius," Cash told me over ; " Congratulations to the small, but dedicated group people want to ban certain activities. It‘s supposed to the phone from Englewood, Colo. this I offundraisers who grabbed the issue and ran with it, be a public square. so it should welcome everyone. past week. "You need a magnifying , MARSHALL gathering up enough corporate support to raise the Hopefully the square will continue to be busy. glass to read it, but you can actually l WARD l money needed to get the rink up and running now. On a purely SClfiSh basis, we paid for it so we see the little picture of the Arc in there, Lfi "W? ‘ ’*‘ m“ It seems this group had considerably . might as well get some use out ofit. along with Adam and Eve!" he said with a laugh. l more success with the idea ofcorporale ) , , Now. personally, l don't really care if “I didn't want to do another. ‘Burn Your Butt in Space,’ sponsorship than the city ever has. Per- ‘ l ll( l f )l the skating rink ever gets up and run» sauce,“ said Cash of his Salvation Sauce line, which carries l liaps it was their passion and dedication BO U R K [: ning. That's quite simply because I hate three different but sauces: Garlic Serrano. Red Habanero. and to the issue that made the difference. ‘ ‘ winter. Hate is a strong word, but it's Cajun Cayenne. I Regardless, their effons are to be ‘ ‘ .- , accurate in this case. So are the words His site, SalvationSaucecom explains the journey: “In 2002. l appreciated, But, as might beexpected by if loathe and despise. Danny Cash started making hot sauce in his church kitchen at l longtime readers (sufferers?) of this col~ ‘ if" ‘ . lfl didn't have to go outside between Glory of God Lutheran Church in Wheat Ridge. Colo. The con l umn. I have a couple ofthoughts, , is”; ' November and April. lwouldn’t even gregation put up with him and the crew flooding the whole Truly, l'm surprised by anyone who l f H, botherAfriend ofmine told me the church with chile fumes that made their eyes water and l gave an individual donation. We've ‘ ., L. - ' other day he was going to begin tongues burn without even tasting the sauce! Since then, DC already been taxed to pay for the square, l f . embracing the winter. has grown into Colorado's largest hot sauce company by sell~ and in a way. a donation isjust another ‘ $3 ‘1 ‘ No chance. Not gonna happen â€" ing the sauces to other churches, youth groups. fund raisers. tax. It is. after all. coming out ofthe same 1 3' ever. This comes, I think. from being schools, restaurants, as wedding favours and anniversary pres- pocket. , & ‘ born on the left Coast where winter. ems." That being said, it's hard to criticize ‘ relatively speaking. was mild and shon. Cash said the first sauce he ever made was for himself. out anyone who feels strongly enough about l BRIAN . Themes a reason I never enrolled my of his apartment kitchen: “I just picked up some chile peppers an issue to give up some of their own BOURKE . kids in hockey. or in skiing. Both activi- and vinegar, along with a few other ingredients â€" I never fathv cash. So good on you. 1 ties tend to be held in the cold. omed this could turn into a business," As for the corporate donors, again g? 7 J 7 7 ., A The only frozen water I want to The back of the bottle states: “Now part of a larger mission. thanks very much. Apparently the logos of couple of encounter needs to cover my rum on a beach. (Salvation Sauce) is sold nationwide raising money for youth ‘ l thr- bigger donors will be on the ice, with plaques and However. deSDite that. l Will probably strap on my groups, mission trips. and families in need." l such things to mark the contributions ofothers. I genuine leather Howie Morenz model skates and People are often surprised when they learn the person ‘ understand the need for them. but I'm not a big fan take a run at the civic square. (let out ofmy way. I behind Salvation Sauce is Danny Cash. he told me: “I've got a l , riflogos. l fear the civic square rink might turn into don't stop well. ' fair amount of tattoos and have been sporting a mohawk for l the frolen eqtiiyalent ofa Canadian Football League ln my dreams. I go flashing down the rink. and about six years now. You know what they say: You can't judge a , field. One of the reasons I can't watch the (IFL any- then collide with city (loun. Mark Vl’haley as he prac» book by its cover." more is the field looks like a bad an project. plastered tices Tai Chi. Or is it ChaiTea? l always get those two That is true. btit you can sometimes judge food by its label ~ with logos in every possible direction. confused. for l have found salvation at the bottom of a bottle of hot | lhopc that won't be the case with the rink. m sauce. Over the past couple ofweeks it's been good to Brian Bourke, a member of”)? 105.3 K()()1.FM see all the activity in the square, through Oktoberfest morning crew. can be reached byemm'lat Marshall Ward Lt u visual artist and independent filmmaker l and the Quantum to ( kismos festival put together bbottrke®koolfmmm Email is uelcome at marshall ultrrdfi‘holmailcom.