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BOB “is it for real?" considers complaints against mem- - - . . . bet newspapers, Any complaint With $371,000 currently allotted for a park. perhaps ’tion'zltble talenLat iricegt WC he igzfififig in]: £11,518: about maim‘fi'fifi'kfimslggu‘: the city could use a bit of that to build a temporary higrbyugmi‘i; fiutllwfice' halri 'ith no muss or and tried to spill toilet water "1“le Unresolved complllnu skzgleboard park The installation Of a few rails at the another famous pitchman "Even men can use it,” on the “00' to 599 if“ WU“ can be brought my Ohm“, he“ pu ic square was done for a minimal cost. so a tempo fro th Sh . . . clean that u Council. 2 Carlton Street, Suite rary park wouldn't put too big a dent in the skateboard E" .9 amWow. fwd Luke, '" 8" 5.9"°“s"es§' - p: nos. Toronto. ON, M58 I13. park's budget. Did you know he also They even sell ti in Europe. . A littlelwhile later i 'found One councillor believes that's too high alread . sells the Slap Chopper.” Explaining that I'm OK 1' strange y quiet m a ouse COPYRIGHT Y - - 7 - m come“ at [his "WW m But what about location? There's one perfect place. piped in my precocious first With just usmg my. razor, 0f three boys six and under. [untested by copyright and may be it's visible. It's already patrolled by security it's near a bom‘ And if you ca" "°‘” Luke m' on ‘0 ”k “'8 mom When the house goes that used only impersonal non-commer- "ans" route That's right __ the Waterloo é“ Ce you call also get the Graty ifshe would be interested in quiet n can only mean t . y ntre ,. cu! purposes All 0th:- nghts are parking lot. Cheese Grater for free. the Bump It. "0:5“? h h 8h med Ind 6mm“ “*3 is P"? - - We all sat stunned for a “it bri volume to your “83115697": "18 5 “mm” T“ "m“: "‘3’ u” 0' "m Theres a ton of parking m and around the area. 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