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CLASSICS TONIGHT The Canadian Chamber Ensemble concludes its Approaching the Third Millennium series with a concert beginning at 8 p.m. in the Maureen Fo:;f's.t:;, }eaw Hall. TM available PUBS The Atlas, 140 University Ave. W., features Shannon Lyon on Monday and Rob Szabo and Steve Strongman Plaza in Kitchener, presents Ozzie tonight and Thursday, and Erick Traplin on Friday and Saturday. Casey‘s, Fairview Park Mall, Kitchâ€" ener, presents Nuts on Saturday. Duke of Wellington, 33 Erb St., Waterloo, presents Nicole Colette on Friday and Saturday. Gerrit‘s Village Tavern, 1 Moyer Place, Kitchener, features Paul Mcleod tonight, Dan Michel on Friâ€" day and Rob Szabo and Steve Strongman on Sunday. Heidelberg Restaurant and Brew Pub, 2 King St., Heidelberg, offers Billy Donaldson on Friday and ber Orchestra at 7:30 p.m. in Wilfrid Laurier University‘s Maureen Forrester Recital Hall. Program includes The Violin Concerto in C by Joseph Haydn and Mendelssohn‘s Hebrides Overâ€" ture, Op. 26. Tickets, $12 adult, $8 stuâ€" dents and seniors, children under 10 free, available at the door. 8 p.m. in Wâ€"K Mennonite Church, 15 George St. Waterloo. No admission although donations to MCC are requested with tax receipts available. sUNDAY The Kâ€"W Chamber Music Society preâ€" sents violinist Jerzy Kaplanek and pianist Francine Kay performing works by Schumann, Brahms and Szymanowski at 8 p.m. in the KWCMS Music Room, 57 Young St. W., Waterioo. Tickets, $19 general, $14 seniors and $12 students, availâ€" able from Words Worth Books and Readers‘ Ink in Waterloo, Music Plus in Kitchener or at the door. For more information, call 886â€"1673. Violinist Martin Beaver performs with the Kitchenerâ€"Waterloo Chamâ€" phony will celebrate the finale of its 50th anniversary season with a gala concert with conductors Chosei Komatsu, Raffi Armenian and KHoward Cable at 8 p.m. in The Cenâ€" tre in the Square. Call the Centre box office at 578â€"1570 for ticket info. The Mennonite Central Commitâ€" tee Ontario and The Heinrich Schutz Singers present the Second Annual MCC Relief Music Gala at SATURDAY Benton Street Baptist Church offers its final community concert of the 95/96 season at 7:30 p.m. featuring The Ontario Presbyterian Chorus. A free will offering will be taken. esesesesscccceecase 0800 09 o0 a n n a o ao o 6 o 6 o eseeeee0ee0en 00000 0000 6 0008 00 20 6 00 a a o o eseesees se 00 6000000 0 08 80 68 0 6 0 08 n 0 e# 0 6 6 6 esesesesessesee0 00000 0688 se e 00 00 8 a 6 a a Canada. Tickets are $6 in advance at Stages or $8 at the door. $ Participating desi ind Diana Austen, Deborah Brown, Stacia Bon, Shelli Oh and Methusala. Money raised will be donated to The Covenant House and Pediatric AJIDS WEDNESDAY The Kâ€"W Fashion Alliance presents its second annual AIDS benefit, Daneâ€" ing in a Glass Case, 8 p.m., at seeek00 0000000000000 0 60660606 6 824 + + 6 +# esescsessasease00000 se 6 0000 8 0008 28 6 a 6 o 6 THURSDAY Paul Wildbaum brings his unique blend of comedy, mime and justâ€" plainâ€"bizarre antics to Yuk Yuk‘s Kitchener Waterloo, located in the Howard Johnson Meeting and Conâ€" vention Centre in Kitchener, tonight through Saturday. Also appearing, Jocko Alson and Jim McNaily. Speed and Natural Beauty, an exhibition of recent watercolors by Andre Kwiecinski, continues until May 24 at Eldon Gallery in Waterloo. Caucus Room Gallery, and Lucinda Jones â€" Printmaking, in the Rotunda Gallery. Both continue until June 1. Vodka advertising campaigns. Show continues until August 18. Homer Watson House and Gallery hosts the first annual Ontario Juried Quilt Show, until June 23. Kitchenerâ€"Waterloo Art Gallery preâ€" sents an exhibition of more than 20 works by sculptor Barbara Patterson. Exhibit continues until June 30. Also at the Kâ€"W Art Gallery: Expression 21, a exhibition featuring works of art created by students from Waterâ€" loo Region, until May 26. Kitchener City Hall‘s art galleries feaâ€" ture two shows: Edith Looker â€" Watercolor Paintings of Nature in the ing art auction at the gallery in 3 Uptown Waterloo. Preview hours are |1 free on Saturday from 10 a.m. to 5 4. p.m. The auction begins at 7:30 p.m. i Auction admission is $10 per person; _ |, tickets are available from the Clay 1 and Glass Gallery. s CONTINUING ‘ The Seagram Museum presents _ Iâ€" Absolut Art, an exhibition showcas ~ |~ ing a collection of original contem N porary paintings, photographs, fashion designs and furniture by 1 international artists and designers 1 from the awardâ€"winning Absolut 1 SATURDAY h The Canadian Clay and Glass Gallery holds its second fundraisâ€" The Red Pepper, King and Weber, Waterloo, presents Mel Brown on GALLERIES COMEDY ETC. CEÂ¥ im $V § "Twice theFuntfor the Priceof Oned net. Millbank Old Cheddar $4.29n1. Deli Sliced Bologna or Mac & Cheese Smoked Turkey Drumsticks Fresh Pork Sausage Plain or Garlic Lean Ground Beef _ $1.69»6. Boneless Blade Roast $2.69/|b. Breaded Pork Schnitzel 47 King Street, St. Jacobs 664â€"3610 Monday~ Saturday 9â€" $2.29n10. $2.091. $1.09n. $2099/|b. 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