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The Funky Headhunter Giant/Wamer After selling breakfast cereal and popcorn chicken, it‘s pretty hard to sell an uzi with any real conviction. Hammer, on the comeback trail after some personal and financial setbacks, deals a blow to his already shaky credibility by ‘aking the gangsta rap route. Problem is, rap‘s hardcore side has too many charlatans as it is so the addition of Hammer as The occasion was for the soundtrack to the just released Backbeat, a movie about Hamburgâ€" era Beatles. it works wonderfully, too, because Dulli does a great John, Moore and Fleming play some supercharged guitar and the material leans heavily toward the Long Talil Saily/Money period, when a more raucous Beaties borrowed from great American artists like Chuck Berry and Little Richard. Backbeat captures the raw spirit of the early Beatlies and as tributes go, it sure beats the 3roadway version of Beatlemania. When the Clash sammed Beatiemania in their anthemic London Calling, they were more or less saying the whole Fab Four thing was nothing but a sham. it grew into something of a fashionable punk battle cry as hypocritical punks denounced the old guard while listening to Begâ€" gar‘s Banquet in the privacy of their homes. Postâ€"punk artists have tended to be more at peace with their rock and roll forebears. How can they not be when Greg Dulli (Afghan Whigs), Dave Pirner (Soul Asylum), Thurston Moore (Sonic Youth), Don Fleming (Gumbai!l), Mike Mills (R.E.M.) and Dave Grohi (Nirvana) get together to pretend they‘re the Beaties. @& WE‘RE SORRY... Funky Headhunter won‘t help Hammer‘s dying career Colonial Acres Plaza 746â€"5456 373 Bridge St. W. _ we Deliver Please come and join us during our regular hours of 7 am. to 8 pm. & enjoy an ALL DAY BREAKFAST or Manager‘s Lunch Special. AUTHORIZED BRADFO EXCHANGE & ASHTO DRAKE DEALER Various Artists Due to circumstances beyond our control, The Horseshoe Restaurant will NOT be extending hours as advertised last week. We regret any inconvenience this may have caused. *** / 17 Erb St. E., Waterloo HSoFRercrXes JUST DOLLS 221 Erb St. E., St. Agatha 725â€"2040 Whether you are looking for that perfect added touch for your home or a gift for any occasion, 1.C. Flowers has it all. Horseshoe Restaurant BEAUTIFUL! Clocking in at a sometimes agonizing 65 minâ€" utes, The Downward Spiral is many things â€" brilâ€" liant, pretentious, manic, fascinating, terrifying â€" but never less than compelling. For mature listeriâ€" ing audiences only. Whatever the reason, The Downward Spiral is one unnerving, uncompromising spnic bloodâ€" bath. It‘s all about the rage and desperation and alienation of an apparently tortured soul who exorcises his demons in brutally antiâ€"comâ€" mercial bursts of chainsaw electronics and gulâ€" tars. Ross MacDonald is a Cambridge freelance writer & It‘s hard to say what drives Trent Reznor. A misâ€" erable childhood perhaps. Maybe an adolesâ€" cence spent listening to Chicago noise merchants Big Black or Japanese technopop. Or maybe he‘s just seen too many Steven Seaga! movies. an ambassador doesn‘t do anything for either party‘s cause. If Hammer insists on making records, he should stick with the mainstream rap that got him here in the first place. The Funky Headhunter won‘t do anything for his flagging career. + Nine Inch Nails The Downward Spiral A member of plfcc=ony for $ 35 Call after 12 noon for your appointment 885â€"21 5 1 WaTERLOO Limited Time Only! EXxXECUTIVE PaACKAGE 5 â€" ‘/2 Hour Mgssacas laxati proccc on for 35 GRAYSTONE GALLERY MassagE Dviston 92 Kinc St. S., Surre 202, Landscape, Floral, Abstract, Wildlife ORIGINAL PAINTINGS HAIRWORLD Open Tues. â€" Sat. 10 a.m. to 5 p.m 14 Princess St. E. Waterloo 746â€"6852 DURING SECRETARIES WEEK, EAT LUNCH WITH YOUR RIGHT HAND. Robert Carli, Saxophone AIRD RECITAL HALL, WILFRID LAURIER UNIVERSITY A great performance deserves a special reward. Treat your secretary to lunch! The Waterloo Inn‘s luncheon buffet includes a variety of salads, hot entrées, delicious desserts and tea or coffee. All for only ‘10* ; Ticket Information: Waterloo Show Time Box Office 886â€"2375 April 25 â€" 29, Treat Your Secretary _For A Job Well Done GLAZOUNOY: Saxophone Concerto DONIZETTI: Sinfonia for Winds NIELSEN: Little Suite BOIELDIEU: La Dame Blanche Overture FAURE: Pavane HAYDN: Symphony No. 101 "The Clock" SUNDAY, APRIL 24, 1994 7:30 PM ADULTS $10 STUDENTS/SENIORS $5 <GZ _ Graham Coles, MusicDirector Chamber Orchestra Luncheon Buffet _ | | WR® Neillâ€"Wycik Coâ€"op College Inc. 96 Gerrard Street East Toronto, ON MSB 1G7 Toronto: (416) 977â€"2321 y