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PAGE A4 â€" WATERLOO CHRONICLE, WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 13, 1991 a. Let her pick the spot. b. Pick a spot you know she‘s been dying to go to. c. Go somewhere where you can unload one of those $10 entree coupons that are older than the wallet you are carrying them in. a. What‘s that for? b. Could you model it for me so I have a better idea what it looks like? c. Why was the widow so merry? a. She‘ll expect it all the time. b. She‘ll be suspicious that you‘re covering for something. c. She‘ll want to know where the heck you got the money 8. You announce you‘re taking your wife out for a lovely * Valentine‘s dinner. You: 3. As an expression of true love for your wife, which of the following would be considered the most romantic: c. Drive yourself nuts vondenng" if all those namesake ads really refer to you. a. You taking out the garbage for the first time in 19 years. b. Giving your wife the change for the laundromat. c. Shovelling the sidewalk if she agrees to do the driveway. a. Never read them. b. Read every one, but think anyone who submits one is an idiot 7. It‘s unwise to spend too much money on your wife for Valentine‘s because: a. A dozen Titleist golf balls. b. Five uninterrupted minutes of TLC. c. Five uninterrupted hours of TSN. b. Ungrateful 1. Most men bekieve that a "small, intimate gift" is a fancy way of saying: Oh. Well, anyway, the article got me in the Valentine‘s spirit, and [ hope this Valentine‘s quiz does the same for you. a. A hug. b. A kiss. c. A cutâ€"out card with a lottery ticket paperâ€"clipped to it. 2. If you are a man shopping in an intimate apparel outlet for your wife or girlfriend, which of the following questions is a noâ€" You can imagine my surprise the other day when I read in a Valentine‘s Day article that traditionally women do far more giftâ€"giving for the holiday than men. "Hey Beth!" I shouted from the family room to the kitchen. ‘"You‘ve been pulling the wool over my eyes all these years." "What specifically this time?" ‘Valentine‘s gifts. You‘ve always insisted that Valentine‘s is the day the men pamper the women, buying them lavish gifts, waiting on them hand and foot, and treating them like the proper queens that they are." "Uh huh." ‘"Well, according to this article, women buy most of the gifts, usually small and intimate, often two or three or more." "I‘ve told you before, Rick, don‘t believe everything you read in a newspaper." Waterioo Chronicle Second Class Mail Registration Number 5540 Published every Wednesday by The Fairway Group Incorporated 215 Fairway Rd. S., Kitchener, Ont. February 13, 1991 Valentine‘s Day traditional myths go by the boards 6. Those cute Valentine‘s messages in the paper 4. What a man wants most for Valentine‘s is: 5. Valentine‘s Day serves to remind women that men are THAT‘S LIFE uids rubvid in araieiea ind mm ehol h ucarer on iqanann dn macoin PBE ic iz s Eo maaet