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PM! " ~UATM m. MY. “I; 1.1 t.0cATtott:tttttmtrr.irtiuiitiritiortrAmtux, PAY " YOU PLAY GREEN FEES! FOR RESERVED TEE-OFF TIMES 0R FURTHER INFORMATION CALL (lt, FOXWPQP o LIMITED MEMBERSHIPS AVAILABLE o SNACK BAR AND LICENSED LOUNGE o TOURNAMENT BOOKINGS WELCOME . FULLY EOUIPPED COMPLETE WATERING SYSTEM golfer Any hacker knows md telephooe pole g out J/t,odndGtrgd and distance 8, I will not handcap myself the favorite In the Waterloo Chamber of Commerce tourney. Better to sat tn the bushes. which, come to thunk of d, t did durcng most ot last year's tourney, 9. It I should even thmk of cheating. may a Spawtng Top F lite strike me right between the eyes. Thuuuuuuuuuuuk. Medic! 10. t mil not Mt my head, open my stance, overgnp my club, swmg too fast, yerk a putt. or Skull a chip. 1 1 About halfway through the first day on the course, l mu also forget each and every one of these commandments, But ti you don' at least start oft atmang tor the sky, you writ only reach the top of the tetephone 7, I wall curse no slow-play" golfers 'anead of rite, and van on" a Nto4rrm at them only as last resort, 6. I will not putt out of bunkers. Or exaggerate a sand blast Last year at Doon I tlew the 401 out of a trap. 4, I will take no short cuts over doglegs, espeaauy when the dogleg Involves a stroll through Sherwood Forest, which robs strokes trom the ugh, and gives to the poor, 5, I will attempt to sand wedges of hard pan, nor sandwsches ott hard rolls. 3. First shank of the year, I Witt offer no comment other than "my goodness, aon't qutte catch that one 't 2| will not attempt to Impress the curvaceous beauty in the following group by trying to muscle a 9-:ron over a 180-yard water carry. Kerptunk Nice shot, stud. Nassau This is also the tcme of year, armed with Golf Digest tips, Ken Venturi's stroke savers, and a over-inttated opmion of my talents. that I envision unprowng my game to the pomt where others will stand back In awe. Currently, they gust stand back. But I am determined that 1987 wtll be my year. I'm that close and to help me Improve my game. i will try to religiously (anew these commandments, at the nsk of Being "caled home" Before the 19th hoIe, Perish the thought, But not mate. Spark; fever for me does Gi bung thoughts ot love. It Brings thoughts of 260 yard arrows. of a five4ron rising in the air We a pet upon takeoff. of f, delicately-executed bunket shot, and. of course, of sunkmg the 30-toot birdie to steal the note Wt JiGiitiv' coutd love'have to offer to match that? Petet,iroodootfbuoaissshaveouttaststtvstanaher T fitnttPneeLastweeestPotytsidnottmvrG,soortike fairways witl be grass green. the puttmg surfaces smooth as siran1ourgolttrahiwisiooceaoattGavoetirmtooitt aforementioned carpets like the plague. Gott '87, herewecm. You willwant to hnowlsurvivedthewinter months only Because ot a weekty Sunday afternoon fix ot the PGA tour, lam well ahead tn our office "Tour Top 20" pool. (thanks to the emergenoeot Payne Stewart, thePtus Fours man), andlam almost as eager to sit down and thtvourttouratterttourot Masters coverage this 'eusottasiamtooetoutonthehrsermysyt. E fii,.rfl_yl,,,,l:i' '87 I will keep my head down and waiktt stun when others mast on a DANNY MAUE (”on a 'tttnut- If!“ an» comet! the phrase coukM't posstbly have been a 634-8895 That close Rick Campboll Chroniclo Editor 27 Holes (3) PAR 35’s golf club GREG ALJOE e A superior conditioned colt course q Starting times (members only) on weekends and holidays . A wide variety ot colt events tor all categories of members . Pro tthop e The most complete junior program in the area 0 Air conditioned clubhouse e Locker rooms with shower and sauna facilities . 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