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"Where dfg "y,o oochiall party. Just “‘"‘:‘.’.‘z""'l"fi“eboobson r nackr papers. Two gré;;du)y-.s wants a peanut butter : First, Less harsh, but just as mind-numbing, we all learn that we had a hand in digging Trudeau‘s pool in Ottawa. It seems there is just no end to it. Perhaps the flag, Mom and apple pie approach is played up much more by our American neighbors. But Canadians have the right to expect that every effort 1s being made to strengthen their confidence in their country. It has to be. If we can‘t believe in ourselves, then we have nothing. The last few weeks have been mighty tough. Mighty tough. TOO hot. Nothing on TV The cruise Eovernment 0 motives. 1 _ _ , _ | ~_ 7 ib ure Cursnpou 1e8" . the latest of which vccurred realized one of a dozen "tiny rods", operation, is missing. Gas prices at our local stations sky highest levels ever, mere weeks after causing bargain basement prices. py , ~, _ ba‘ dase about the Black Death y T99 To say our public t past few weeks js ; tions . trust, faith neighbors “m“ Is it any wonder One of the greati have something qHuund 2 Cut BILL SMILEY andvoys, one of buuer_ and honey y eopuniniit in ns :Lh iqdebted to a faithful Public trust » ~~CT, mere weeks after a "glut" i ain basement prices. e _ missile controversy rages o obviously unable to counvinns F*2 _ _ __â€"PCUnZ are compor est of which vccurred of a dozen "tiny rods", missing. their necks. The emergance of the Mail Registration Number ESm P [ rotto t 9* wPOFF 31 e is just no end to it. ag, Mom and apple pie a ur American neighbors uo Lene ie Vnder we are breeding a country of cy greatest strengths a country can have in its fovernment,. its policies,. its pe Jam _ and , a compilation of put together by DCR se C Nothing in the volmng in the Now, all the gen on ne of whom ‘‘During the Middle Ag honey sand middle aged ." Well, I¢ and banana _ for that. for writing a Now the next phase. slimpared to a halt. The on the light in from the blue. Life to a faithful _ Italy became robust an, pg‘oblems of the trust has been put to a an understatement of NU o established 1854 _ f.,, ~~~~â€" published every Wednesday by Fairway Press, tHE%E StON Of Kitrharnar ipac . o 0 5_ "In the St a minor one, nd any number and differing . _another Air compounded 6)‘ new is forced to make ; tions in Italy recent newsmakers °/ oV rages on,. with the to convince Canadians of its a p__ _ , _ "Sea iat tithes Politics? "The middle class was tired were going to Papal France or the Pope, _ and needed a rest. The old order could see thus enriching Catholic coiffures ... Ap the lid holding down new ideas beginning angry Martin Luther naiied 95 theocrats to _ to shake. Among the goals of the christs a church door. Theologi ally, Luther was were universal suferage and an anal into reorientation mutation ... The Popes, rliament. Voting was to be done by of course, were usually Catholic ... the last g:llad Well, have things changed al} that Jesuit priest died in the 19th century .‘ much?" * More. "After the refirmation were wars Culture?,"(It) fomented from Europe‘s both foreign and infernal. If the Spanish up to I;Sv})p. Richard Strauss, who was could gain the Netherlands they would t methodical like his wife made have a stronghold ulrou,b Northern â€" him. anium . 4 TOUC® | 1 ELFrODe which wat. 7*FP c but the Reformation is not neglected. "The Reformation happened when Ger man nobles resented the idea that tithes were going to Papal France or the Pope, thus enriching Catholic coiffures ... Ap angry Martin Luther naitl'ed 95 theocrats to a church door. Theologi#ain," 1 °tC‘ P raf, 2. _ g 1 _ . e1C uure individuals felt the value of their human being. Italy, of course, was much closer to the rest of the world, thanks to northern Europe. Man was determined to civilize himself, even if heads had to roll. It became sheik to be educated . Europe was full of incredable churches with art bulging out their doors .‘ That takes care of the Renaissance . Nice ly. nenerâ€"Waterioo Rec. or-d 'Ltd 225 Fairway Rd.S.. Kitcher But the strip because of a | Tuesd}u' when i . crucial to the sta ‘rocket to some . affecting a fe-'w“ r of human lives foulâ€"ups at the the blue. Life reeke ame robl_ns( and more ~7V6 Arough Northern h would lnclut their poseâ€" , Burgangy, central Europe opimons continue to c Canada crash in ine gen on the Middle Ages. e Middle Ages, everybody was d." Well, I‘d give. him a mark next phase. "The Middia A ... _a severe test in the of gigantic proporâ€" M wl uitc o0 ie "Aanager: Bill Karges some of their is fingered for an emergency of cvnics? ‘ ‘discoverâ€" ave is public s people, its Miinhiadntcatiih. : s3 The renasence bolted *> â€" 1 . Mighty Rick Campbel} hi"ing the Nn it was station‘s Pau! Winkiler reeked with joy nuclear _ metric gallons . The Middle Ages individuals Some howlers "Toleration of poverty reaps the Harvest of child _0 000C POUpPIC, TWe million able bodies were on the loose.‘ Hm! Always knew the French were loose but not quite that loose. It is writte 1 mung o5 22Cu5Umianzation was precipitating in England. Problems were so complexicated that in Paris, out of a population of one million people, two million able bodies were on the loose." MHm! Almeaccq 0 cn _ moel ' ‘‘The French reve plished before it hay was ill with baldder very tense and unresi and India. The German E, passage was blocked by years and years." No wond world wars! Just some other gems became King of the Sun .. 1 someone he sent them to t the rest of their lives." lan c 0) 0_ 0+ PHV wWas it but methodical like his wife made plunged into vicious and perverse . Dramatized were adventures in tian and ak.â€"c1ll C0f and unrestrained .‘ _ century? "Indu. e German Empe blocked by the rs." No wonder revolution was happened ... ; rained."" Poor devil. j Industrialization Enulqnq, Problems problems and . "Louis XIJv if he didn‘t like the gallows for Pror‘s lower French for we had two Napolean accom Wwas "Germany invaded Poland, France inâ€" vaded Belgium, and Russia invaded_ evâ€" erybody. War screeched to an end when a nukuleer explosion was drogped on Heroâ€" shima. A whole generation had been wipe out in two wars, and their forlorne families were left to pick up the pieces." Those are just samplings. It‘s not quite the way J remember my history, but it sure as hell is more interesting . sexual deprivation was I antiâ€"semantic movement **Moosealini rested his million bayonets and ; Salasy.‘" Sounds jolly un Moosy . And on to World War I1: displaced after WWIL This Hitler. Germany was morbi ed and unbalanced. Berlin decadent capital, where ; reality. Wagner was master of musi people did not forget his contrib When he died, they labeled his se "historical." Other countries had own artists. France had Chekhoy." Moving along. "World War 1 brok around 19121914 Germany was on side of France and Russia on the othe war people get killed and then they a people any more, but friends .. in Lenin revolted Russia .‘ ayonets and inir;:i:ed Hi C ied sner was master of music, and not forget his contribution. ied, they labeled his seat as _ Other countries had their France had Chekhoy .‘ ‘anced. Berlin became the ital, where all forms of ition was practised. A huge movement arose ... jolly un(-o;l;fo'r(able WWIL This gave s morbidly overexcit foundations on 8 > ""Germany was 1 broke out rise to her. At / aren‘t in 1937 Lee for