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Kitchenerâ€"Waterloo Record every day for the express purâ€" pose of giving your parakeet clear broadloom, I‘ll fill you in a bit on Larry. j There are many adjectives that one could uge to describe Waterloo‘s favorite media son and second most eligible baâ€" lor. i:rticulate, colorful, bold, dashing, humorous, consideraâ€" , talented, intellectual, wellâ€"dressed and a helluva handâ€" some guy. . Believe me, all true. : . I met Larry when.I started as a summer replacement at the Record three years ago. He took me under his wing (crushed velour) pointed out my mistakes (Elmira Raceâ€" way is only 34 miles round rip on an expense account, not 44) and aided me in developing my own writing style. Seriously, I owe him a great deal, and to this day we are best of friends. Most of the time. But every so often, that arrogant, pompous, unkempt, frizzyâ€"haired, bungleâ€"brained airhead feels compelled to tell lies about me in his column. Take last Saturday for instance, when Larry rapped me on Scheduled for April 5, the game had to be postponed as Old Man Winter flexed his muscles in the area. But orâ€" ganizers have rescheduled theâ€" game for tonight at Caâ€" meron Heights collegiate. Even the most pessimistic person would have to agree that spring has at last arâ€" rived in the region â€" which hopefully means no more At least that‘s what orâ€" ganizers of the Twin Cityâ€" South Waterloo Allâ€"Star Basketball game are hopâ€" ing. Five players from this city will suit up with the Twin City stars, who have been labelled favorites due to immense depth and the fact that some members of the South Waterloo team might miss the game due to injuries. One of my roommates once told me ‘"when you‘ve got friends, you‘ve got enemies.‘" I hope Larry Anstett is reading this. For those of you who rip out the sports section of the Lining up on the Jim Sadâ€" dlerâ€"coached Twin City team will be firstâ€"team allâ€" E,tar Bob Urosevic of KCI, bil Jarrett of Bluevale and Roger Tribert of Waterloo collegiate. Included on the second team will be Rich Da Silva of Bluevale and KCI‘s Scott Hannah. Saddler plans to platoon his squad in two Allâ€"stars go tonight groups of five for the game Nearly 1,300 tickets had been sold for the contest by its original game date, so it weuld be advisable to arrive early. Game time is 8 p.m. Rick Campbell Your family is a very special part of your life. ’ New York over Los Angeles in two straight, with the final game going into overtime. And while we‘re on the topic of the Leafs, did you see Lario‘s predictions for the NHL preliminary rounds? Rest easy Larry, we‘ve got a bleacher seat reserved for you in left field at Bechtel Park. Atlanta over Leafs? Ha, ha. Philadelphia to blow out Vanâ€" couver? Tee hee. Buffalo over Pittsburgh. Then in midâ€" week, in Benito Mussolini fashion, Pittsburgh over Buffalo. Larry was in to the office a couple of days ago and I chidâ€" ed him about those selections. ‘"At least I went out on a limb,"" he crabbed. ‘‘*Yes, but so did Margaret Trudeau,""‘ was my retort. Nothwithstanding, i have decided to put my reputation on the line this week by making some Stanley Cup selections of my own. â€" day‘s Volunteer Appreciation Banquet. In addition, he said I hadthmpleeadq;plepkutopdbod,tcutou.m. salad and buns to help put back on some of the 38 pounds I‘ve lost since January. ~ What exaggeration‘ I ate but 64 of the 70 olives in that bow!, my wellâ€"drilled manners dictating that I leave one for every other person at our table. And despite my valiant efforts (lies), I couldn‘t convince any of the waitresses to drop more than one slice ‘‘That was the mixed vegetable dish, not my pie plate * I moaned to one. . : "I‘m sure sir, we always serve peas and carrots with pastry crumbs." s That‘s what I was up against. Sure I had seconds of everyâ€" thing in the first course, but Larry was just jealous because he didn‘t get offered anything to eat all night. _ They ‘have a policy against serving food at the bar. Now I‘m not saying Larry is a lush, but most people purâ€" chase seats at Blue Jay or Leaf or Ranger games. Larry is the only one I know with season tickets at the Knights bar Pittsburgh over Buffalo in three with the final game going into overtime. * the knuckles for eating the entire bowl! of olives at last Tuesâ€" In both rooms. Philadelphia in a surprisingly tough three over Vanâ€" The family is our single most important social institution, which is why your Ontario Government is continuing to take an active y 4 interest in §upporfing .anq | V N, strengthening family life in the WOV Y provi ; h h /2 province. During 1979, the A International Year of the Child, your Ontario Government reminds you that the future of our province depends on our children; the future of our children depends \ on the strength of our families. V N WR May is Family Unity Month Make it a Special Month in a Special Year zip, zip, PDQ.. Okay, you say, maybe not the boidest of predictions, but at least I won‘t have to take a week off while they repair the burntâ€"out sportsâ€"line at my paper. Have a good holiday, Larry. _ _ _______, ______ _ Ontario CITY OF _ WATERLOO PUBLIC NOTICE Interrupted water service ~â€" with RUSTY WATER Water main cleéning ‘ Sunday April 22nd _ Thru Friday May 4th _ . Affected area bounded _ by King St. Marshall Weber and Erb Sts. darling maple buds over those flickering Flames Margaret Birch, Provincial Secretary for Social Development William Davis, Premier