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Passion is not exactly : ~â€" spent, but let‘s say that you don‘t exactly turn to jelly at> ‘ _ mmg&m, ‘ "Al sA If your "is reasonable, you should have a quarterâ€" â€" ~‘ century of mellow living ahead, time to travel, to contens> . .‘ â€"_ plate your navel, to read all those. books, to cultivate your â€" «* ; own garden, before you are quietly shuffled off to one of ... those institutions with the ghastly names, like Sunset Haven. _*â€"â€" or Trail‘s End Paradise. f iss I am bere to state, quietly but with grim ferocity, that this . _ â€"‘ is one of the Big Lies perpetrated by our society on young It‘s a lot of poppycock, chaps. Take méoadvice and have â€".â€"= all the fun you can while you‘re young. to Europe, buy > a farm, take a year off. Do what you want to now, because _ .. â€" you won‘t have time when you‘re middléâ€"aged. ~ css Recently, im a.wave of goodâ€"feeling, we decided to treat my daughter and her husband to a night onut. They are stuâ€" F dents, broke, and never get out.. So I hawked up the price of 3 dinner and a show, and my old lady told them we‘d be deâ€" v lighted to babyâ€"sit.. . j Fineâ€"Any grandparents would do it. But it was akin to a disaster. Firstâ€"born grandbabby, Pokey, was so wild with excitement at seeing his favorite toys, servants and syco phants, that he ran around the apartment like a demented chipmunk, up and down over the furniture, leaping into arms, jabbering and laughing and roaring with defiance at any effort to cool him down. ~ _ And the other guy, the little, fat new one, is a bawler. He _doesn‘t even bawl at the drop of a hat. He bawls at will. And at Suse. That‘s my wife. I‘m Will. . D3 _ _A db doctnctudd radintsinad ht n Alicdadi n t it ts t dnc tsentst + The young couple left at 6:30, baby asleep, Pokey fed. Two minutes later, the bawler was at it. Two hours later, he was still at it. Somewhere in there I:d managed to stick our dinner (a frozen chicken pie) in the oven. At 8:30, my wife was sitting with him on her knee, trying to give him a bottle with one hand and spear a bit of chicken pie with the other._ Across from her, I sat with Pokey on my knee, feeding him every second bite of my meagre portion. I didn‘t. I was all for it. So were the student painters. But the puritanical old administration wouldn‘t allow it. They were afraid they‘d have girl art students fainting all ~over the place. Not in awe. In horror. So I have to do it in a loincloth, with a mask over my eyes so they won‘t know who I am. _ _ So. Just a word of wisdom to you young people. Don‘t swallow that bromide about a serene middle age. It‘s about as serene as Saturday night in the corner saloon. ~ Gather ye rosebuds while ye may . Ye won‘t have time when ye‘re old and gray. At 9:20 we had them both asleep. We collapsed. At 9:45, little fatso woke up and bleated for titty.. He scorns the bottle. Suffice it to say it was a long evening. _ ~ _ Right now, aside from a full day‘s teaching, I am doing the advertising and publicity for the school Open House, preparing to be a guest on a panel discussion and modell}ing for an art class. In my spare time, I mark papers and preâ€" pare leassons. + Modelling, did I say? Yep. I‘m a model. The art deâ€" partment at the school wanted a live model. They conned me into it by pretending they wanted somebody with charâ€" acter in his face. Well, I have lots of that: wrinkles. broken nose, bloodshot eyes. the lot. Later, I discovered the reaâ€" son I was chosen was because I was the only teacher who had a spare that period, except for one woman teacher, and she refused to model in the nude. Design coâ€"ordination for your home or office is a specialty service of Heer‘s. They‘l1 discuss your plans with you and prepare recommended design and colour layouts. Take advantage of this service either in your home or office, or our showroom. 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