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This causes me to slide across the bed on my back for a foot or so, whereupon a quick contraction of what few muscles I possess brings me to a sitting position on the edge of the bed. I cover this distance norâ€" mally by use of a movement well known to gymnasts. However, this recent morning I had to get up about 6. I threw off the covâ€" ers and kicked forward. I went right over the side of the bed and landed on the floor. One foot hit the dresâ€" ser. One elbow hit a bed table. I also felt a slight twinge in my back, below my lef shoulder, as if I had bowed a tendon. But that instantly stopped hurting. (Sneezing, but that has nothing to do with this story ) At the commotion all this cause, my wife raised sleepily on one elbow and peered at me, saying in a slow, low voice, ‘"What..."‘ ‘"I fell out of bed,""‘ I said. "Oh,"" she said. She then went back to sleep. She didn‘t have to rise until 8. You know how it is when you bang yourself and there is nobody around to offer sympathy. Life becomes rather incomplete. When I was washing, I could make my back twinge a bit if I twisted my left arm into a difficult position and shoved hard. "It‘ll get a lot worse as soon as it stiffens up," I thought soothingly, compliâ€" menting myself on not beâ€" ing the kind of guy who crawled back into bed and Funeral Home Ltd. Waterioo 171 King S. 745â€"5383 FAMILIES APPRECIATE OUR FINE CHAPEL FACILITIES CEbward 4. oob 6â€"4 to Thorold Scott Young Thoroid Legionnaires e missed a day‘s work just beâ€" cause he‘d torn a few musâ€" cles in his back. For the next hour or two out around the yard I gave my back every opportunity to give me trouble. As I worked, 1 held the left shoulder a little higher than the other to make it more comfortable in case it decidâ€" ed to start hurting. Still, I could hardly get the hint of a twinge out of it. "I think I hurt my back," I said hpefully. I made my shoulders go up and down in a series of quick shrugs. If I di it fast enough I could get a little tinge. She said, ‘‘More eggs?" In fact, we didn‘t really get our little marital probâ€" lem worked out until that evening. We were in bed watching television. During a commercial I said, ‘"This must have been how I did Later at breakfast, my wife told me about 18 or 20 things and plied me with scrambled eggs and bacon and coffee. But not a word about ME! ‘"I know,"" she said. She at least had the grace not to smile. it.. I got about 18 inches from the side of the bed and made my big morning move with the feet kicking and all. Sure enough, I landed on the floor againâ€"so hard it almost made my back hurt. My wife finally was unâ€" masked. She laughed. 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In St Thomas, Sunday., Waterioo won by 11â€"4 to adâ€" Craig vance to the OBA playdowns. ville 16â€"0 to reach the finals. team mates. in other action Sunday., the Tykes downed St. â€"Thoâ€" mas,. 11â€"10; the Bantams had a 5â€"3 victory over St. Thomas: and St. Thomas won 4â€" 1 in a midget game. Gary Krulicki and Dana Saunders _ collected three hits â€" each. . Mark â€" Sekulin. Gary Thiel and Brian Schnurr all had extra base hits. 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