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(W‘ M\ b‘f.“.\ m â€" °“l *L VTAN CAMP, (iene ‘Tighs â€" i o Iet ~"\L'u'p'i'i"{-i'.m‘.'.'&.m n';‘ua.‘. l n wild â€" mrz..«h mmlm llomfil“. on ant attrer the sixth of May ate4 o ts New Jewellery Shop ~â€" _ IN WATERLOO, " ” & CA&W.WN‘ nentormmptersain 4 .‘ hevesd :T:::,\M hr opcs‘ ® fl.fi::" % \vCBBs, cmfi YBWEL: C han tA linithoinny ho mx t wit Ringy done u?a‘:'u\u& * y wBEL o e y 8 boWnra N. * omang, a> *A Arh, 1008. â€" am=â€"1f asepRL OCoOMHRi it . imav io . BÂ¥ ,. \' . APARINOGER. m.”‘..“‘ Buy dec‘s Drug Btora W '_ i Thly wetsite at the Pallgwe ""fim hanend re allreauttihg vervides. :; He wil!l be at h to L0th. Gresshlll 1 Tth. Ivh. Rimira, 20 th: la\k Qlenallan, 21st. \ Nb‘hw‘d 'mm, Aiad. Ne satraets Teath withast pain by a newly Whied process, and uâ€"pnrml to take or= #o tee any department of his profeaston . KB in permanen\ ofice is over Mr Behoofer‘s y AbA sa‘ls tall respee I:# "r tl .flukn rad !‘\‘m.. <Â¥% \r.& hege A 6 con a>vaye on handre. “:!l‘P J 'b.nROO.. Eifioâ€"\hu}(i Vetarinaty m‘ifl* “O&.m Jelâ€" aty Surganns, A@tA, u:’ ofllu':t Hofman‘s Hole!, o BM t 4 LS Assodi« AND FAMILY BAI%I‘D:.IH. Attornoyt at uv‘. Mc(o)(mb: e m.l‘ m“'&f.“n.“&"fi.»‘. britfe, ABRaAR. A, DURANKD, L Qm ln:.\O. W. C orrive Te Risg Siress Bus, over «o N ®, t reat ast, over Vm Rmm,lhronm t Aeiage, Rioanpunnoe ‘TT’ORNKY! and CO!NSILLOIS LO LAW, Botisitor® in Bankruptopr, No: ariv® &:‘lth and Commi|seronsata far n.v&f- ul Btatts, No. 299 Broadway, New York. Rootm 17.â€"=#nd foot. P. i. GAGR,. | Â¥. . danok /( #ohn E. Rose, LL. B., _ . parnstBr am. avrroANBy at B2 LAW, Bobicimnt in Onancery, Notary ?annnn~ ATTORNEY, SORIOE TOR IN CHANCRRY, Convefaticer, do., &e ., Benne® On\m:. {jp Uifice on %m\ treet, néarly op= perite Ameritan Hotel. Buviin,; January, 1883. 6#%. Duncan MeColi, AtLOR & CLOTHI ‘“umnmm‘u T Weolien Factor®, i‘k..' . Watertoo. Bumtni & ATTORNBY®, Bolicitors th Ohansery, &e., Qoderich, Ont _ B _John Wanless, Lmlkalb AUOTIONBBR, for Waterloo GCounty, and General Agent. . Waterl Ontario. _ Â¥J* Ho speaks the Eng‘tsh o‘n German lab@ uages . + I B. Kilborne, I?:R OF MARRIAGE LICBNSE8, West t Montras®s, Ontario. ORNT for Issvuing Martinges Lictwnes A ‘um\ OM‘Oun Mouse, Betiin. ~â€"~‘â€"‘ ~Andrew CEtzol, PKBHIONABL& T AILOR. _ Opposite BDowiman‘s Hotel, King 8it, Waterie Gait, Muarch 2oth, 1868 _ Christian A. Saille, A8SHIONABLEB BARBER and HAIR F (?l.)\h gl!. mgh\ at bis nid staund, op» rolh the Woollen Rugiory, Waterlo® Â¥i» ago. Rasors and wotssora ground on the <hortest noties. All work warranted, March 18, 18%6. . 32â€" BMRmNmm. has remored to the House Ofike )ate Mt. Bindeman, Young Straet, Berlin. i Royal Exchange Hotel, GBOMB YOGT, Proprietor, Eimira. Good arcommodation for travellers;} eapital :atabling amt an attentive Hostiers always in attendance. Choice Liquore, fli_cm d&o. Charges moderate. n\-"M. N- ‘\ l“.\ ‘__. St, Jacobs Hotel, | LBV( WEA Y BR, Proprietnt, 8t. Ja cobs. Rvery m»m-.mf.n for wravellern Large and commodious Stables and attans tive Hoatiers, 80%=â€" ('mRNI!\ Geneses and Main Sieats, a 'lh“m distance from the in n‘m. Bu \o\H.Y. ?TM logation va the beet In the elty, and avcammeodarions as good as in any Hute!, Terms 83 a 407. and iess by the weok . i# um H «& J LAT%, Proprictor CORNBR nf York and King Streets, To: ronto,. First clasa accommodation and mmn\h tarme. â€" Rivey & May, Proprie> N. Gordon Bigelow, LL. B., Anglo American Hotel, ‘ AID GBNBRBAL ATAGE ORFICER, Blâ€" wite, Ontario. ‘The Table and Bar will al wayebe supplied withthe very beat the Macket afforde. Racelient Biabling and an attentivgy Hostiet, Charges moderâ€" ARRISTBRRS < and~ Aantorneyint Law, ) Bertettors in Chancery, Notarics, &e, er|oo â€"__â€" Farmers‘ Arms HMotel, M. NBADY, Proprietor, Gueiph, Ont. “Oood .':‘.h..-llw:" :\t Farmera .‘:“ mvrollets. @ A¢ & & gc:h the very beat of u..!'..‘i' o‘:t:h. ‘o‘ououulm 0.: o»\m 1\ imnluxm# PTORNBYâ€"ATâ€"bA W, aonono:} &t, _ bt. Orrice==Thitd door South of Post _ Durand & Philip, RRISTBRS, Artorneyt at Law, Solicitors ANNBRR, MANUFACTURER o(TRUS»â€" #E3, CA PR RuLOYÂ¥E3,Murke\ Sqzare BORGBR WARD, Proprietor, Good Liquéte and an altentive hoatlon P DEALER, Waterlos Village, Ontario, IJ* A large Stock of Hops constantly on Toronto Steet, Toronto, Ont. Chishoim & Lazitr, â€" . MacGacheon & Colquhoun, l!flk!kt:onnrmn. be, &o. ertoo, RMimira and Henaiian. _ FOR SALE OHEAP. Alexander Millar, Henry Ferdinand, Chartes Stanton, bDoyle & Squier, Ludawig Jacokbea, F. B, Newton, Genesee House, Rosevilie Motel, Revers House‘ W . D. Runrte, Probrictor, QM James Street, t : #. . hARrer, in as hi dissuss oo s ane can qoan sls ovo, a Paitr B3tâ€" *y 881=â€" [ d PAPABR COMMERCIAL HOTEL, W aAaATBRRLOO, ONT. VIw! wadersigned, baving assumed the man> agement of the abore|wall known HNote!, would announce to his. was and the gtastral public that he is at g turgs prepared to receive guests and en them to the best of bis abilitys _ _ 0_ oo 0 () Axo GENERAL BRa0% OFFIOR Glen: altan, Ontmts. Rvéry attention to the wants of the travelling eqanmenity, Liquort of the chotsest quality.~ ‘Atteniive bostlers al> Wways on hand . Lo ts nc Markle‘s Hotel, AND General Nl{:fi House, Harriaton, Intatto. C\ma' i‘\mn. Uhoice Cigar®, and an atrentive Host!6¢r al#uys, on hi d. A. 6. Marru®, Broprietdr ing community, Phe Bar is mpplied with the Weet af Liquore. Good stabting. and careful Hostlers in attendance, Charger, Moderate, : Jan a Jouxsro®, Proptietor, ()Ol.‘lfi of MoXab Swo\ amt Markat _‘a\nn_‘_p}fimm.(‘ & 9e OmniBire to Cars and Boats AND Chenardt Siage .OMée, A‘ma, Ont. Tnis a Arat clate Hore! for the trAvelâ€" PAIN PAINT. 'l‘Hl‘ underaigned has the exeluaive mucht to manufacture and sell Jackâ€" son‘s dulebrated Pain Paint in the Connttes of Waterloo, Wellingtorn, tirey and Bruce. tt will be Pound an excellunt irid iririediate temedy fot Rhowmatiem, Neuraktia Nervons [lead: wcha, Inflamatrons Earache, Conâ€" traoted Joints amt Muselea Pains fhl Swellinga Uallositiea of the Ftesh, Bproina BFrost Bites Weakneas in the Back, Paina in the Sile or Breast, and all dia i+ enmes oanamd by Colt or Expo. anro, To be had in all Drugyists | Countien, Cns 1 ire Insurance Compa‘y HBEAD OFFIOK : WATERLOO VILLAGE, Ont. BOARD OFr DirEcrors : Mmlm&mnuu, M.P.P., Watarlon, Joun B. Sxtoem t Nicworar Rmtur®, von M. F. J. Jackson, Berlia. Jacos K. Krs, Preaton, Wavrer Guabsronts, Apr. Jown Avcutn, New Hn\bu::. J. W. WAnBeR, M.1J., Weilleatey Village Wa. Has iros, Wellestey Townehip. Parera Wixokx«, Eimira: 1. B Bowwa®, M. P., 8t. Jneobe,. 4t way sxyves, Wateriso Townehip. _ Joshua 8. Dn%‘&lt. * Oynue HowkR8, + Banvri SHaAXTH, 6 MOSKS SPRINURR, Prosident. G, M. TAYLOR, Becretary, JOHN SHUH, Treasurer. JBRRMIAH HUGHRBS, Inspector and Quneral Agent, 838â€" DIVISION COURT! WINTSR CLOTHING Henry & John Nahrgang, MERCHANT TAILORS King Stroet, Berlin, _ Tall and Winter Goods, HAVR now on hand an Immense Stock* of: 4 eonaisting of Overcoating, Moscow Beaver, Baiean Pilot, Mized Melton. TROWBERING of the noweet styles and patterne, rail Velvet Yeath. Rossin House. RORGE D. SHEARS, Lessee and Man Crown Hotel, ND Clenardt Stage «OfMée, THE BEST 8 TOCK of TW =ED. Aleo a Iarge Btock of READYâ€"MADE CLOTHING 600000 C, G TISDALK, Waterloo, Murch 11. 1868, 634 The Waterloo County Mutual CANPBELL, Proprietor, Dutvlas, Ont. s Thir in tie only Brst‘b‘ats house in w. Omnibus ruma to and from all the Ee e e e C /.. gonstantly kept on hand. mAll kinds of Clothes made to ) ohwmh‘notlu- g ve us a call. «$3 Berlin, Oct. Tth, 1868 Anglo American Hotel, Queen‘s Arms Hotel. A DVERTISE ~JACKSON‘s Totonto. For 1868,. No 1 No 2 No 3 No 4 No 5No 6 No 7, Eigin House, oONTARIO, TPTHURSDAY MORNING, 1 #i 2 s aue o wlon dk We 4A sna an n on « McCAaogen, Proprieter W. b. Bo®wax, Manager, Roat. Mam#r, Proptistor, tw Tae in the enid B5¢ . y. Moydr, Haitor and Publi The Ontario Photograph Gallery! I auperior Photographs should eat! upon the subscriber whe has purchased the above Galiery and is now prepared to supâ€" ply all the Intest novelties Fn wither the AMERICAN HOUSE, BERLIN, ~â€"~ â€" ONTARIO. rR‘HOSE who are desirous of procuring Cabinct Card, Carte de visite, OR PoRCELAIN PIOTURE. Afording ae this Anllery doe« better faeiâ€" littes than any in this part of the country, and having the largest and best arranged light in tha Dowinion, all \vhmfllmniw him can rely n‘mn having their arda@rs exe» euted in the highest setyle and excellence of the art. ** * § Small pletures enlatzed to life aizec, awrticular attention paid to Children and family groups, . E, MOORE. Ber|in, 24h March, 1868. 646â€" JAMES H. ROGERS‘ NE W H A TS ! \ > 1090 King Sireet Bast, prorconNro, onrarIo AN immensely large atock of the newsrt mnd Inteat atyles of NE W SPRING HA TS of every descripuon . _ Don‘t forget the plare. Opposite the Inglish Catheâ€" drai. gzo THE STAR SHUTTLE g100 Sewmg Machine ! PArPmNPED, MAY i100%, VI\HE Star Shyttle Machine makes a stitch mlike on bath sidea, thit will not rip or ravel, will do al} kinds of work equally as well na any hith priced Mnchine, Ard fL anited nlike Â¥nr the Drese=Maker, Tnilor, Manufreturer or Family . _ Mr. J. E. Spafâ€" ‘ord having been appointed General Agent for the Star Machine, wishes to engnge a Vew good loenl und travelling Agents to whom good inducements will be offered, For lurther particules and Circul«r8 ad: Blora. Aug,. 2(th, 1867. WB consider the 8tur Shimitle Muchine to ho the beat cheap Family Bewing Unthine, with which we are nequninted, it mukes the genitine "hLhock Stiteh," MAW& TENWICK, (605) Moerchant Tailors. ECE 1. ®. sPaBronn. ; DOX ‘50- Reference, 1, B. Kirnorx&, _ Toronto. West Montrose, Ontario, DR. COLBY‘S ANTIâ€"COSTIC AND TONMIC PILLS, ARB a safe and relisble remody for al! dis enses of the stémach, Liver and Bowels. They are no ?nnek Medioine, puffed by hlgt nnndlnwc monials from imaginary, peoyp but are the reault of forty years ixperience ot a firstâ€"class pb;.loluknd their extraordinary sucoess is due to tha fact that they anewer ex«‘ actly their name, The formula Frou which they nre prepAred, is based on round| scientiâ€"« ho prlulru and km received the vmgadlfltd approbation of the medical profession, They do not profess to be a cure all, but for all diseas» ourhlnf from nng dnun‘emem of the 8to= mach, Liver, and Bowe‘s, they furnish an efâ€" Cectual rum&g. We bave in our possessiono eÂ¥or one hundred testimonials from p!:r’dehn, who have used thein In their practice, and, hlflhly approve of them, among which are the ollowing t _ The undenlgnod physicians checrfully cerâ€" tify to the high professional nnmiln: of Dr Colby, of Standstead, one of the oldest and best pfnynlehnl and to the excellent qualities of hiy © ANRâ€"OOSTIVE and TONTOG bILLS, which we have used in our pracilee and high Iy approÂ¥e. 0 0 0000 lreas Immvd Farm Property. A’P‘{‘. §1‘0t\vh_ rRT M.'N‘Ac”ha' Rartister, Waterion Vitinge NEW DBOUBLE MHAP, Eurepe. and_ Armerica. ‘This Map shows ail the Insteat discover» rer, in beautifully engraved and coloured in euperior aty be. . PRICBEBâ€"ONLY ©@5:. Sold by 0. 4. TISDALE, Â¥ aterloo. July 20th, 1868. ba5sâ€" CoUNTY OF WATERLOON. Kurope on the one aide antt North Ameriâ€" ca on the other, Mnceh 16th, 1888. (605) Oom\{"ohtk‘l Office, Berlin, June 3tth, 1868, Canada Advertising Agency, Toronto, Ont., is our Sole Agent for proâ€" curing American Advertisements, and is aathorined also 16 regeive Canadian Ad> vertisements fot thris . saper: MONEY TO LEND, PW J H Gibson, M D, Dunham, C R, 0 K Uotton, M D, Cowansville, Cbas Brown, M D, COowansvilles 8 8 Foster i( D; I‘mm‘ J C Butler, M D, Waterioo, John Knk‘nn, M 1 Water!loo, Norman Cleveland, M D, Butnston. N Jonkine, M D, Barnetou. o w gowln M D, Stanatead; John Melgsy \ D éundlm\\l. Joseph Breadon, M D, Burgeon, R N. Behjain Bamon, M D, Coaticook Lemuet Rle\moh&, M b. Derby Line: B J Foss & Co., Sherbrook, P O., Sole Proâ€" letors, MHonry Thowipson & Co., Montreal, holesale A‘enu. April 2nd; 1868,. Business Difectory. N OTICE. LLOYD‘S SPLENDID . A. K. ST GERMAIN, Proprietor of the ISRAEL D. BOWMA N, AT or County Cleck. 650â€"= i Business Directory, SEWING MACHIPES. Il‘-‘ you want & Machine which you can alâ€" | ways rely on, one that is always in trim | and never dis urb es y;-mr epirit or rufllea: ar tempar by imperfeet moyementsior Ays. {:‘rinr m'\'\fl'il\l): then seleet the GENUI ?({‘ f SINUER _ It is simple, yet doee from the Einest to the coarrest work with any kind of| thread of thrend, Ihmon or eotian, coarse or Kine.run® cnwey, is ready to staurt at the: aligWiest touch, and does not get out of orâ€" der. _ It has always given the beat satisfac= tion awd bas never lost an old fiiend, but. in mn\mlfl\ll}v ndding new ones to its numâ€". hets. _ Post‘is demanded,. It shall be and. gan forthcoming, if you eall on Mexers. John Ratz, John Fell. J. Meyer, L. Simon, C. Mogk, Rimira ; J. G. Amem, C. M. Bowmnn. Heidetberg ; J._ Sittier, Blias Sncder, J Corrad ; Adam Murray, Beck, Bridgr";( tt ; Jonas Bingzemaun, John Hallâ€" man, Benj. Shnntg, Jonas Shantz, Levi Bock, Johu Honetich, israe! Snyder, Bli Shantz, Gottlieb & Stein, and many othere whom the undersigned Agont, has sold to; and who are willing to testity that the SINGHKBR is the only retiable Xfluchino in SPINNING WHEELS ! The public nre reapectfully requested to call, (7* All work warrnnted. oTTaAWwWA CANCER INFIRMARY, BparkaStrect and Maria Stroet, Ottarwa, Canada West, ‘\Rh‘. manufactured and sold by the unâ€" 6 derkizned at Mt. M. Wogemaet‘a Cabinet Factory, where m good assortme nt ia constantly, kept on hand. _ Also Childrens Wafigons. Weaving Spools. &0., &0. & proot if this, nd pnyrta required, until the cure ie coniplete. ‘Tlie ttoment a canâ€" cerig dizcovyered, it should he cured, as it will oost leas and is more epeedily cured thin when of longerstanding, and there i. nothing th fain and etetything to lose by delay. â€" What now csemea harm!ass lum| in the bren«t. neck, oyo lid ar elaewhert or amall wart or sore on the lip. may in r fow short manths become a hedious, dis gueting. deatroying mnsaof disense. Ifre quired, references can be given to partie® who have been cuted many yeark dince und who nre now sound iind hedithy, _ A! commumentions promptly ansiwered, Ne money required in advatrice, and none untt: he cure ia complete. _ By a New, but Certain, Speedy,and narely Puiness process, mn|y Worn ouroras Use or tas Kxire. THE cure willâ€" be ginranteed. and ms a prool 6P this, nd pavy ta required, until C ANCERS C URED, By a NeW,“hu_tl‘(‘.orlnin. Npeedy,and narely THECHURCH UNION 'l‘H!S paper has been recently enlarged to mammath proportions. «Ir. i8 Tae LARGK®T RELGHQUS PaPEX TN TMe warks. Ia the leading organ of the Union Meveâ€" ment, and opposes ritua‘ism, close enm munion, exclusivenese and: church estai®. It is the only paper.that publishes Henry Waro Beronsr‘s Sermons, which it does every week. jpust‘na they ire delivered.« without qualifiontion or correction by him. It ndvocates univereal suffrage ; & wnion, ol christinne ut the poll«; and the rights of Inbor, _ It has the treat Agrieattural Depurtâ€" ment of any pllcfl‘ in the world ; publisher storiee for the Pamily, and for the destrucâ€" tion of social evile. â€" Ets editotial manageâ€" ment ie impersonal ; its writers and editors wre from every branch of the chureh and from every @rude of society. It has been aptly termed the freeat organ of thought in the world + Such a prper, ofering preminuma of Sewâ€" Ing Machines, Dictionariga, â€" Appleton‘s Cyelopedtia, Pianos, Organa for Churches, ete., mnkes one of the boeet pypers for canâ€" vaeders in the world. s a 1st Bvery Congregation may obtain a Cemâ€" munjon Service, an Organ, a Melodeon, a! Bible, or a Lif‘e, Insurance Policy far its Pnaton oronitnbst anhy other needful thing, by n club of suscuribera. * Send for a copy, entloaing: I0 eents. to w l‘s HENRY 6. CHILD , 41 Park Row,, New York. (}s P,. 8. â€"â€"Bubscriptions reeeived at this 659â€"4mou OR the immediate relief and permanent F eupo of Rbhenmatism, Sprains, Brujises, n-nm,g‘mn Bites, Lame Black. Bide, Limbs or Stomach, Ordmp; Numbness, of Ibimbs, Swelling of Joints, Sudden Colds, Diptheria, Sore Throat. Has been beforé the public for hpwards ef twenty years, and stth aro its merits that it is now justly consider¢d as an indispensible artiâ€" cle in every family wheye it is kmnown. Address > It has never been forcequfl the public attemâ€" tion by flaming advertisements .J’ rematkable eures that never had any existence; but by its own peeulinr Â¥alue as an unfailing remedy, it has worked its way into public favor. Having a wonderful effect when takem interâ€" nally, in quickening tae cireulation ef the blood, it is invaluable to persons predisposed to Pnrnlgh, or subject to heart distase. ls cases of Dyspepsin, where food distresses, M affords prompt relief, and continued for a shert time, sets everything r||'ht. a o . 2 ineaset ho s oo o on m un ie p e e ‘ The name of the medicine is blown in cach bottle of the gemnine, and the purposes br! which it is intended, as well as the mode of using, attached. & N2 ©0 N oo e enc ye EBV tnnt s Henry, Simpson & Co., Montreal, Woolesale A(onu,hl Foss & Co., Sherbrooke, P. Q., Bole Proprietor, January, 186¢. Avzgdst 5th, 1868, s ___â€" ANDREW BOHLENDER, Waterloo, duly let,, 1868. 6i1â€"Im Preston Ont : The North ‘American Hotel in eonnection. S, CORNELL, Proprietor, June 3rd, 1988 Ottawa, Dec 18ih, 1867. Preston Mineral Baths, FJOB WORE | Office of this Jacob‘s Rheumatic Liquid. LARGE & SMALL JACOBS RHEUMATIC LIQUID JDr. WoOocd, Proprietor of th» JOHN W aNLESS, ALL KINDS OF RBONE AT THE r f | e ho T* J C bhrgmircls Waterino 656â€" p fproblema â€" trom tne antnmeuc, wiin vo thought of elocutio® in their minds, epdke naturaily and expressivel y . . Shakexpeare, Milton, and Webster upou thier lips became a torturs; but when they read about the farmer who bought fortyâ€"two cabbages for eight denta each and sold them for ton, the subject becaine interesting and their manâ€" nor quite agreeable. ‘The reason was that in reading the sum, they forgot all about their manger; but in reading from â€" the Grammar School Reader they thought of manner alone. + } * Observe any clegyman when he is chat ting with his parishoners in the strget a bout ‘the coming election, of Dencon Jonet rheumatiam, or l?m price of apples: his voice is animated, his modulation varied, his gestures emphatic, Go to hear hiin ne xt Sunday, and very possibly his reading is a drone, his modulation a dead level, and his gestures those of a windmill * Is this the difference between conversaâ€" tion and preacluing! lA * So & ‘custon éd are we to t! 1. difference that, when any man is accused of talking in private as if he were preaching, he hecomes an object of diamay to ullfiand especially to his clerieal brethern, + Did ybu ever bear me prench, Charle®t said Coleridge to Lamb, referring to his brief, early c@reer in the pulpit, * Nâ€"nâ€"never heard you do unpthing else!‘ was the nnexpected Kiply of Nis @tammering friend. 1t was always considerded the Bhrrpest of sarc«sma, + In @pite of all thi rdles of dratory, we fancy â€"that what most mini®lers néed is to make their pulpit eloquence sound as naâ€" tural afid ccih\'{nclng as their private talk. Ir. nine cases out of teh} 1herr prenching needs to be more conversntional . + Let them be aa strong in logic as they please; the thoke so. the better. _ But, after wll, most mem are to be persuaded, rather than eonvinced; and what good does your logic dogou unless you have the ear of those wnlltmm you Beek? Judge Curtis, of Rnston ence lost & case when pittad Wgainat John P. Hale, +1 hid all the atgitment,‘ he in dignantly.anid; ¢ but the fellow. Hate sutheâ€" how got so intimate with the jury that they were rendyto give him any thing he wished. + How rare the preaches who (get inâ€" tinate with their hexrers!‘ A Pitray Serawox to Yousre Mex,â€" You are the architects of yowur ow n fortunes. Rely upon yeur own strength of body and woul, Tnks for your motto, Selfirelience., Honesty and Industry, For your star, Emth, Peservence, and Pluck, und inseribe on your banner, Bejust and fear not Don‘t tnke too much advice} knp the héelm, and steer your own ship. _ Think well of yourselves _ Sirike Ount. Fire ahove the mark you intend to hit, Assume yeur position, Do not practice exeessive humâ€" ility, you ean‘t get ahove yourlevel. Water dont tun up hill; put pota‘ocs in a cart over n rough roud, and small potutoes wil!l go ‘to the bottom. Energy, Invineible Deterâ€" inination, with a right moative, wre the levers that wove the world, The great art of commanding ts to take a fuir share of the work, Civility costs nothing, and buys everything. Bom drink. _ Dout amoke. Dont chew> Dont swear, Dont gamble, \Dont li~, _ Dont ateal, Dont decieve. \Dont tatile. _ Be polite. _ Be generous, Be ’klml. Studyâ€" hard, Be in earnest _ Be self relinrt _ Rend goed books, _ Love your fellow.men, as well as God,. Love truth. Love virtue. _ Always do what your conâ€" scince tells you to be a duty and _ leave the eonsequence with (God« ‘~ Common _ Quorattoxs.â€"Among _ the tluouliou in eommmon use, Dark as pitch, Every tub must atand on it« own botâ€" tom mre found in Bunyan, By hook or ctosk, Through thiek and then, are used by Spencer in the Fniris Queen, Small a l’Al\ it en 1oned b)‘ Ben â€" Jonson; and hy Butler in lHli(Iib'fls Wrong sow by the ear, (tiow rendered, Taka the wrong pig by the ear,) is used by Ben Jonson. Tarn over a new leaf, occurs in Midadleton‘s play Anything for a Quiet Life, ‘Ple moon is made of green cheese, is found in Rubelais. To die in the Inst ditch, which is populary supposed to have originated in the South, during the late reballion, is traced to William of Orange, who once said ; ‘There is one certain mewns by which I can b aure never te see iny country‘s ruinâ€"â€" will die in the last ditch . A certain registrar in a certain toww is unfbrtunately very deaf, One day lately a woman went to register the birth of her child, and bad to amawer the usual question, To the one.â€""Were you present at the birth 1" the astonished. womun anawered,; ‘I‘m the mother o‘ the bairn.‘ ©<But that jia not an answer to my question,‘ replied the registrar ; " Ware you present at the birth t" _ **Yes, of eourse," she said, " 1 w as there:" Just ui‘you r:y, ’Muggie,‘ said I, umll vithout the least hesitation, 1 put my foot nto the pot of battar, and then went te bed,‘ | Next }oe Brown told his stary. ‘My wife had already retired | into our imual sleeping â€" tooim, which adjoina the titchen, and the door af which was apar. Not being mble to bavigate perfectlv, you. tnow, | nade a« drewlful among the houseâ€". r0ld furuitare, and my wife. in no very . vleasant tone, bawled out : + Do break the norr‘dge pot, doe" No sdoner aaid than lone; 1 seized hold of the ball of the pot,. and _ atriking _ it agninet the . chiim rey, broke it in a hundred pinces, _ A fret his exploit L retired to rest, and got a curâ€", ain lecture all night for my pring C It watnow ‘Tim Watsan‘s turn to give an necount of himself, which he did with « vrery long face, us follows: + My wife gare me the most unlucky command in the world) for I was blunder: ing upâ€"stairs in the dark when she cried out, * Do breuk your rotten neek, do, Tim.‘ ‘I‘ll be cursed if l doy,‘ said I, as I gathâ€" ered myself up, _ <T‘ll sooner pay the bill And so, landlord, here‘s the cash for you, And this is the Tast time 11 ever risk fivre dullars on the command of my wile.‘ A Worcearce Eonaâ€"Above where the county _town of \Mâ€"â€"â€"is situited, on the South Forks of the American River, in the state of California, is a cnve notad for for its remarkable echo, tnkiny up vorces and sounds and reporting them several times over, â€" It was noted wround the cour, try, and was visited by many of the euriâ€" eus of the then new Golden state, The following is literatly true: A wo ildâ€"be dan y in company with a lady, went to pay a visit 10 the wonder(ul Echo Cave. Whan they were near enough for their voices to reach the cave they hal: ted . 0 + Nowcj'?‘"nw to it emid the lady. ‘Hallowâ€"0o" calted out the geutieman in a very loud voice> Now to the right of the cave, and near it bit a tired mirior engaged in the lauca I~ act of eating his dinner. . Supposing that he wis the person eulled to by the getitle: man, he respondad. + Hello,‘_â€"â€"â€"â€" ) i lt has answered you,‘‘ said the lady, © Now, hollow agnin to it and ask it what it is doing .‘ | * Hallo=n, what are you doing there / . The answit came back clear id decisâ€" IÂ¥e, ‘None of yout blamed business, you old corkscrew,‘ 4 . The laly turned with #wondor in her eyea to the gen(lethin; saying, . â€" * Indeed, this is a wonderful echa.‘ Let we return, it nppears to be eut of huâ€" mor this time, nu;{ the gentieman. and they returned to Mâ€"in perfect ignorance of the catise df the singular reaponse. A young man in Virgina had become sadty â€" intemperate; [48 was a inkn . of great cxpacity, fwhcintite ahd fio#er but he had a pausion for brandy which nothing controled, _ Often in his walks a friend reâ€" monstrated with him, in vainj as often in turn would lie tfge his friend to take the social glase in vaif _ On one accakidn the latter agreed to yield to him, and as they walked ap the bat tugether, the burâ€"keepor said ¢ Genilemen, what will you have / * Wine, air,‘ was the replv, The glusses ‘were _ filled, and the friends stood ready to pledge each other in renewed and eternal friendship, when he paused and said to his intenperate friend : o Now, if 1 drink this anmd become ® drunkard , will you take the responsibility?‘ The drunkard looked at him with severiâ€" ty, and said : < Sut down that gines I‘ It was set down and the two wiulked a way withont saying a word. Oh ! the grunkard knows the awlal con sequences of the first glass, _ Kvenin Ris owa madness for â€" liqnor, he is wot willing to assuume the respowsbility of anotker‘s beeoming a drunkard. pt What if the question were put to every danler, as he aske for hi« license ned pays h‘s money : ‘Are you willing tonasuine the respensibility } How many would any, i« the love of gain ard money did not rule, + Take back the lcense?‘ SPAPER An effecting cireumstance bappened at Long Branch. _ Ameng some two hundred bathers were a lady and gentiemn who had shown a slight partiality for erch othâ€" er‘s society. _ An mimense wave wnhapply carried the lady off her feet, an l buried her for an instant in four feet of watér. _ ‘The gentleman hurried to her reseue, an] pullâ€" ing her out she breathileasly excluimed, with a mouth full of salt waterâ€" _ ©O, â€" Augustusâ€"dearâ€"ataka me«â€"T per. ishâ€"haveâ€"merey â€"takés ns _ Augustits, andâ€" Oâ€"Oâ€"Oâ€"take me |‘ _ © Thanks, denrest,‘ exclauimed Aagustus, © you have made me very happy.‘ lhe# : 4 1 . ) + I‘IVP, Yai *+ Thanksâ€"for what, sir?" cold!y ex. claimed the lady, taking a long breath. ©For your farerable answer to my proâ€" posal,‘ said Augostus. ©Proposal 2 I heard none.‘ © 0, yex, but you did, my dearâ€"l made it when you were under the wiater, am| you anid yes, aed. told me to take you; «nd J mean to take you at your ward,‘ n Smal C M 'v'"Kil:;;lli;d;lf‘ meâ€"=â€"gask pt-â€"nndâ€"‘ \Of course , said Auguiatrs,‘ â€" The pmrmll be inade harpy during the winter. . What would this world be without n wo man?t A perfect blankâ€"like m‘ shcet of paperâ€" not even rafed: â€"se@ 66â€" [$2.00, if paid at the end of the year W hole Number 668 drees get it »s light as you cu;t'.' Thidtk how â€" light animals, wH|E§ hira to endure wreat cold. are clothed â€"W nat is lighter than feathors and fur? A bear can thus tench us a Jesson ofcivilized scsetios, «id & goose can impart wisdoim. The principlé of the advice gives boy the wise men, ‘ Go to ‘the aut, thou shigwaad,‘ miigtt «wall Â¥h extruded io the efample of the way in which the Crentor clothes the dumb amâ€" mal« he has: made. _ They are not heavity Inden unleas indeed, it is necessary to pros tect them â€" with armors, hut even then thid muterial used i« remarkahle far it« combiâ€" nation of lightness with strength . 3 tortoise is shielded more by the n ‘-hnpo of its shell thin by . its thicknemk, There are some animals which Goat in ‘waler which nre converted henvily but the \‘oighg of their clothes facilitates their us wed ments in the elements in which they are im tended to live, ins«much as it enables them to sink to the denth necessary for them td subsiat in. _ But for the warmth. weight is needless ;ind for equable warinth, weight 1 a positive hindrance, since a heavy dreai ad d« thehent of pressureto that ail prroie gtides : to thase more prominent parts of thefigure upon which it reste . If you want to he warm, chonâ€"e a maternm; that is not omly thick but light and when you wish to be protected from wind a« well as well as atill cold . wear under or ever a wonlen or farry falwick. tha thinest immpervious textare yas, can get. Then you bave an amn’.“ «imilar to that )with which the animaale of cold chmates are previdedâ€"n skin and thick feathers or lnirs. Marmior Faswtosascr Recarnes.â€" It is now an admillsd fret that good and admirble young men are from marriage because, as they say, The fear the cousequences; and becuuse the young wemen _ are not truly educated 10 become (iood Wives and Mothers â€"but ouly _‘ Fashionable Woman, and . timt means to a youug man, Rurx, _ _ Rev. 0.B.Frothingham of Baakha, says: Truly marrigge, fashionebly regarded, is as fat from marriage bhumaniy or divieclyrents« sidered, as it is possible for a bu 46 be from the eriginal, _ In‘the qrigi IJ the union of two A¢, soulâ€"for life, 'E'r better, far weren, chat . richer, for poorer‘ In the burleaqueit is wm arrangerment by which two persons 01 the same room, have their names on | }mmo can|s, sit in the samme pew and opera boz, but heneath which they hide a groat \rlenl of incongruity, and behind which they lead separate lives _ In tbo-nfifl 2 connectr;‘o: which forms the beis a home; in the burleaque it i= the confect tion which furnishes a pretext for hq.g up an establishment In the origimal soggests quiet, firemide occupations, domesâ€" tio tastes, books, reading, tark, ougy room® comfurtable ea«y chairs, affectionate eanfi= dences between man and woman, plans for menia! amuseiment and improvemen, bhowse economies, all the varied enjorment that can be had within four walls of brick or wnod;.in the burleaque it suggeosts bustle, ‘ activity, excitement, engagements to dinner, company, parlors, where no one ever thinks lof sitting down for a purpose , drapery, gild: \ing, velvet carpets, mirrors, albums and gift hnoks, absence ef confidence, estrangeâ€" ment,divided interests,‘a late breakinst table; with one sitting at 1t. feminime solitude, abd masculine billards, ar something els@ in _ the evaning; coldnes, indifferemce, extraragance, absence of economy, absenceé of happiness, intrigne perhapa. Warw Ctoruzs â€"In chocing a warm A decent looking, middieâ€"aged man oall« ed at my office one morning when [ wad cleaning the battery zincs, and wished to nntify his brother in Pâ€"â€" that another brother Iny at the point of death at heme, His manner pl«inly invited me to write out a despatch at his dictation, but heing too bewildered as to which wire went into -hij sorew cup to nct a« «a scriber, 1 evad his eve, and furnished pens, inkt and paper, over which, with a sigh of perplexity as profound a« my own. he went at once to work . _ And uch work ! 1 almort repented not having aspared to im a moment on se« ing what labor he has made of his task, Dickens has given us a good picture ol the unaskillful peninan in the person of Ja¢ (Gurgery. My customer was much tke Jo. seph in the amragement of the qnill . H# turned up lis sleeves to bekin with and squared bimeelf resolutely at the dek; Abrowing his left arm far around the paper; and hanging bis heftl very much .ou ong side, . His eyes scowled sheepwise at thg growing pothooks benerth them, and his tongne thrust ont to its fullest extent, fol: lowed in its motrons those of his emmped fingers. The hand that grasped the was n fst, and is clutch quite -.i-m.m the presence of ink, ns was made manifest by the deep stains that aaon cotered bik fingers, or were communiented to his fare in the absent minded pruses incident to his literoy effort Manya freshr« ndid ) « trv, }mnny A tair sheet ruim and cast amde Lefors suited in the resnit of hi« toil, _ And «hn ihe was suited, indeed, it war a pleasant thing 10 note the look of sa isf.ctrm, of erultation, even, show ont upon his bhonest ]co-mtenunoa, in spite of the tear marka dawn lits cheeks and his watery eyes, as ‘ he pussed his scraw| over to ine : | To Bill Plank, Pâ€"â€". That [\'0-! iction rinâ€" | ©Bom LiH: Ten to on" Jim‘"l 1e amfure Jor Garogerv.â€"A contributor to the Telegragher telis the following stuty : _ _ Too _ Latk . â€"A few dave age th* agoilt of an woerdent inawrance compan entered a emoking car on a Western r»i{- rond and approaching an exceedingly gruff old man, asked him if He did not want td tuke out a policy , He wase told 10 get out with his policy, and passed o«. _ After riding about h«lf an hour, an accident accured to the train, and the smoking car ran Over the #leeper®, causing much come sternation amony the passengtra. . The old man jumped up, and seigzing a hook at the side of the car to steady hitmself, called out; ©Whare is that insnramoce man 7° The queaâ€" tion caused & rowr of |aughtet &moug the passengers, who for the tinnd Mi!meiv danger . \ morning A lady said to a gentliemifp Who w s suffering from the influensa ;‘ M# da‘~_ what do you take for your cald4?" <as. poekst hankerchiefs a day, madam.‘ are provided â€"namely, this Jo Kuaxt.!