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tij) " I To know whether l garden hu 1')..- minted or pot, a paper gives tho following rule; “It on to!“ whether bad. no platttedornot. good my to tell is to tnm a stay out into “to Mon. Utlse boda'lioplnhd the at will you“! go merrotutd-tddigintttth-d My”; 1! it had relative. in China whom it In Anxioutouauwhihil they no “it willsitdoxrat dulyinthpnthndm to be ”was on a. m at mir. My ml in ”in. An?- Mad mmhu MM... .o! 5 Tower xd Babel ' conversation ,unong Idiom] beings, who on supposed touowandgsppeecito what each other my; 030 bgilu to "he. an incident. had before he bu bu'shrd two sentences. tome wrath fine ektUmehirnmia with humanism game, brain: the thread‘ of diatomic. Bad compeling cho 'eiiiii? to begin Ignin or nlmmlon tho uhnph qoinstrmborentertain. Thuuthrgro_ 'ot limpdilenm; newnhelou. it is u OOIIIIIOI on We no comma; itself. Ilia no.4” much to my “angina .out of ten pooplo who indulge in than 1,rettehe, of etiquette by way of conning (lseir retreat mad hiding their ignorance. We 53:66.10 young It-U-ttpd old mu. doo tte not“? --thrt here in apromin- i,0.t . knot-id reform. Novotlnkrnm thee-Ste by 'tnun'eetine touch. 1 our tqTroprt'nto or witty the) "nay i learn. All nimble People will lupus ya , and coneludo that you have good no“, : mm] by! how to no it to the has; dun- tapr. . ' will: .'er who In: lnythingtosny that Jillnying desires to uy'it in bi opley on vayuud those who have '4ii'i'iiyi';,ri'2" it will be equally do. nil-uni armada: it without interruption. ,Xatitin . common thing for n parlour Antwan-don to partake more of the name After 'mtmntritttrtho supplies they went to the sundown end and: dmgreenble re. 'rt9rufotlsa Cuthsginisns who were stand- _ Mirth. M; sud dared old Dunes to bring the toes once more into battle array. Then wk!!!“ went for s policemen. end when he knocked " the door it was opened, and ell the Rumouwen found busy study. "ttng tutrreigtsns'. When Barnes came in with the defested troops ho went for Scipio Africnnne. Ind pulling him out of his seat by the on, he thnshed that great military genius with a nttnn until Scipio began to cry, whereupon Dunes dropped him sud bepk tug-idle Coin. Gmehus. Then things settled down in the old wey, and next morning Barma snnounced that his. tory in the future would be studied as it nlwiiys had been ', and he wrote a note to "te 1Rhseoetomst Monthly to say that in his opinion the men who suggested the new system ought to he led out and shot. The laws do not now “he us much interest in Roman history so they did on that day. _ would (rap . Roman by the hit and l" hit]. him mum! our the desks in n if...” tut wu simply {rightfulto behold, . end I Roma would give n tundish whoop and knock It thwthaginittn over the head with Greenled’n Arithmetic. Hannibal - pt the head of Scipio. in his efforts to . Sink my. Ital-bled. nnd the two genei- " [all nnd had I 'otigloud-tumble fight f _ undo: the blackboud. Cains Gmehus l tailed Hamlin: with I ruler, nnd the Litter, in his struggles to get loose, fell ' with» the stove mil knocked down shout thin,“ of stove-pipe. Thereupon tite) ,Romene Mega-Ind nlly, and in tive miauateq “My nu the entire c.rthaginian my out of the Ichoolroom and Barnes 7 lion; with it,snd then they locked the door and begun to hunt up the Apple: and lunch in the duke pt the enemy. AOn Four " Wrrtm,mtra.--h flagrant hash of politeness. and one which is not. unnoying to refined um! unsitin ”epic, in the very general practice of interrupting ono'u conversation. The impunity with which this is done has tUgraded rational convemtion, which mghnobotho greatest charm of social intone-no. into I provoking farce. A) were “and mamma- upon both Ilia. All the boys thought it wen n big thing. Ind Barnes noticed that they were . 55.75.35 jet to the history lemn that that-om badly any their other lee-on: teiiiatir. W'henh tune tune, Berne- renged the upon one Iide of the room end the 'mtnlnl on the other. The recite- titm Ill very spirited, eneh party telling M. than it: deed: with extraordinary auction. “until. Bern-n uhdnltonnn to A We the battle of Cums. Whereupon 1 no Roman-honed their copies of Way- _ Mi Man] Science It the enemy. Then : thp Carthnginians nude n battering ram who! . bench end jammed it nmong the . Mull, who retaliated with I volley of books. listen and chewed-paper balls. r Peer. concluded that the battle of Canaan liar tai, suMeientlr illustrated, and he tried to stop it; but the wuriors considered it too good I thing to let drop, and no. t cording” the Cutheginianl sailed over to b the Home with “other bettering rem “, tho about" a a mburbm bun, nod in the Educational Monthly that boys could bo' mum history better than - other- by letting one]: boy in the elm "pr-ant homo Material oharaeter, Ind relate the act: of tint Manila“ done thaw. mmmunmightygood idea, III In molvod to try it on. The school had then prove-sod no in in it. study of tho history of Rome " the Panic ways“ Mr. Dunn blindingly divided the bore) hto two Mu, on. Roman Aud the other CW. and art-in of tho boys “MQQW’inmydnads “u- mum-0mm an an“ dud an 'Nhrthagininna" . -*th"maldi-dtureoftu"Boananh" b in th me Wu, ma “ii-“untamed unmade! undy- ’f "_. Thurmtoh nominated I couple of them ii: the turned in ttnd the A Cuthngininn DUI-IA. lk 0.1. No.6”. Nigttt " Thu-Ila on or W. M moo-hem: (Jamison. _7 Tm RIB-om mama-7 1iLrrutiie -- mm: . 'd In lawn. Inn-1mm mm. a; 335W. mum-nu. m Thom" Laud". . JiiUT Munro I). puty.Rrautrar. 8al,'terid,tl 10 n. m. to (pm. v _, _ ,. __ u... ‘1va.- "rrFWY40i- Maud: v . , oun poplar 11 3mm; n£.1n.¥x°\r:€z§:§a5y«§-u.mbfe£n.u . Jt T My faiirE'aaTiTGTiG"t'i1Nhdt', ---------, Jo n B. Ben, motor. .eiiriiire,e-s Ingnbnl lk 'l't'y'lltl1',riul 'df/IG . Mtt p: tn.,. Premium at 7 p. m. Wick ovum sum... 50nd” 31.;ng young m’ mm mm. a Sandman! Hubbub at 10:3); m, “damn. Sabbath Behoo at an n, m. Payer mum every Thur-d.“ evening " ' o'clock, In] Bible' Cum every Mud” "my; ‘8 ouore has. 80'. R. coda-q. I TRINITY CHURCH. ‘ 1ttstMtattr-toortsttt tan. I','t,.'t."'s -School It I p. m, Rev. H. ' me. . A, Church Wardens. H. J. madam}: AME}! mm. Service " mum: It 11 I. m. and ttay p. m. Hubbub and?» no y. an. Prayer MM - Wodnnday new. " ar. mm. Clu- my Thursday evening a Tao. Bere. Wm. Park, pastor." I Sir Wilfrid Lawson, at an agricultural dinner in Cumberland recently told I good story illustrating the tstreet of hard times on farmers:--" Ono Scotch farmer had determined, in spite of the bad times, to pay his rent if it wen his last shilling, ‘nml sayingto the factor who received it. 'It is my last shilling, he threw down a roll of notes. The factor counted them and said,' There is b50 too much.’ "Odds, man,' said the farmer, I put my hand in the wrong pouch." "My brethren, " said Swift in a sermon, "there are three sorts of pride-of birth,of riches, and of talents. I shall not now speak of the latter, none of you being liable to that abominable vice." _ A gentleman inst returned to America from n tour in Europe was naked how he liked the ruins of Pompeii. "Not very well," he replied; "they were in such shocking bad repair I" In AND ours-tish Innkeeper (to "Boota," lo.): “H'Where's Hidden , Oat, is the? Bad luck to thohulsyl She'll go oat twentytoimos for wonce she'll comeinl" -Punch. Said an Irishman in the oouno of an elo. queutspeech: "Mr. Chairman, the gals is the boy to do it." Guam- yo am: new 8sracsan.-uautie '. " Cecil, don't be so rude t You should not kiss gentlemen I" Cecil t "Why not, auntie t You do '."-nNdv. Canada (after the Departure of Lord Ihdrerin).--For.Lom.-ptmeh. Home" Worut.-ctdedonitt, the land of cakes,is the [and no less of jokes and stories. Amongst the latter, if note!» the former, there is one related ot a certain Aberdoniau man of busineee. Having an "air to transact with the assistance ot other persons, in number exceeding twelve. at I place some ten miles down the Deesidei Railwny. he obtained from the booking- elerk, " the station a “pipeline party ticket." To the disgust of the Mation, master, it turned out that the excursioniet was an undertaker. end his company con- sisted of mourners. This anecdote, if true. may he considered characteristic of nation. ality north of the Tweed; but herelsn match toit, derived tnuntsltstittuhs very far south of that river t--"h'aeumion Ben.- son, 1878.-To let, fonr-iu-lmnd break. carries twenty; pair and single horse wNaponettes, Ie., for pleasure parties. Terms strictly ntodamte,--Hmvrse and mourning couches, with or without ostrich feather plumes. Apply, he." This tuiver, tisement appeared one day last week in the Western Morning News. It shows that an undertaken view of a professional journey to a cemetery man excursion m not spaeifieally Scotch. The typical un- dertaker, probably, whether Scotch or English. considers a trip of that kind A combination of business with phuuutre.-- [ Punch. sad, not a glad thing. It should not In so only to turn vary from the "old folks"nnd forget them " it seems to be to mmy. I have aid it once, but I say it again: There is no love like the love you are born to, no home like the first home you knew, if you have good laments. and that home is what it should be. When you leave it you lean your best behind ytnt.-dlsw York Obacrver. anything no [weet " the little eirele of mother, {other and children. when you were cherished, praised, end kept from harm. You mey not know it now, but you will know it tome day. Whomeoever you merry. true end good though he they be, After the love-due no manual the honor. moon he: wooed. will give you only whet you deserved of love or 'sympathy-u- much lees. never more. You must watch And be way, lest pm lose that love which in through tho eyee became they thought you beautiful. But those who bore you. who loved you when you were the dreadful little object, I mall luby, and thought you exquisitely brilliant-they do not one tcr fuel that are fairer and forms that are more graceful than yours. You are their very own, and no, better to them alweye then others. To leave home should be a Nobody-not a lover, not . 1tuatand-otil1 out be so Under or IO tru- u . mother " . Ether. New: again, atter smug”: bl" broken the beautiful bond. will than be ‘ Tn Bur Iom.-mme love In tho" M love. The love that you An born to in the oreeteat you will our luv. am. You, who :20 no union: to - the homo wkpmunmomontmd mutant think-o. 1tiorightthutuhtmrahoritd come when you. in your tum, Ihonld u. eomo . wife md I mother and gin the but love to can" , but that will him it. gammy sidiFrFiEE rnasmwmx' cu'iiFii. it. l. REGISTRY 0mm. BAPTNT cumin; srr:rsromilrrtiiGi. HUMOROUS. Rev. H. 143m}; Er., TGG' M. J. madam: AMEN!“ Edge. DIRECTORY. gm!” I" once. u, nun-n £00.. Portland. lain. Farm and Tfiiage Lot. To: “do -"----------------..- ' --- not w... m‘ than." done strictly min“. $66 in. Neg-0:! 3°21”. tf ”fun: . Mam and aid". has!“ " what u of “the: no: out nuke pentagon! tho an. ' HOPEVILLE, .00. at Gray. 'tSrg?catl2iiyaa'la' to """""iette N, wr.' _ ' 1 - " u: mun , "A, In In put ls! the country who in willing to uni ttfam'" " an omploymeut that we finish. " not not in your own town, Yott and mtt u ""7 (mm ham. over night. You on gum your whole time tn the work oronlyyom' Inn “A... m- L-.._ --- A . Also a large "toekoft3aaadian/rweeae, Fine Tweeds, Fulcloths. Flannel; land Shining, which we will dil'pou of very chap for an}: or trade. . tm my the highest pm. in Cut or Good: for good Wool. Custom Carding, sbimyiirii"ifiLmsusung done m the best possible manner, " usual. ' As it is an admitted 1mm: thy do the OFFICE The Subscriber in Igggt_f9r__tho sale of Mowers, Reapers, Sulky Hay Rakes, Laidlaw & Stew rt' Improved Gang Ploughs,. a AtHtrtmtartiiiLii," a the! Hatt, and Bonnets, Flows", Feathers, Ornaments. Ribbons, Laces, Silks. Gsluonl, Braids, F'rinitea, “was llutemm. Dress and Mantle Trimmings. Parade, (Blane. Embroidery, Corsets, Berlin Words, Collars, Liam, Frillingn, Snow Fluke Dress Gouda, Embnaaetl Priate, Fancy Prints, Snmv Flake Ulnar Cloths. Mantle Cloths, White Dress Malina. Menu White Shirts. Alvin's Fancy Shirk, Oxford Shirt. inga, Tweed Sailings, White & Grey Canons, Machine Needles all Makes. Dresses and Mantles made to Order. a diel' ITats and Bonnets, Flnwars, Putt: Braids, hinges. Dress Button». Dress Eaeidert, (fqrsefy. Berlin Woo Hanover, May 28ril, 1878. on hand, tor which no reuonnble of" will be refused. We also offer I rally good Te. 36 at... which for quality and pun cannot be beat. “We rupectfully invite the public th cc ll And judge for thonuelvu‘“ SUMDIEII. DILESS G GODS Hastie & Grant, Bargains! Bargains! BARGAINS! IN DRY GOODS. As they In" jun opened out a well assorted 3nd froth “not of “10 very latest nylon II P1102 t At Kinsman an Hughson’l Store, Lower Town, Durham, April 4. 1878. DURHAM. ., The Safest and best Blasting Powder, Paints, Oils, Glass, Putty, 800., 600. A X E S, for they are very cheap. order to rad-we their "oek, will "ll A large lot ot 5110 than mentioned Goody . for cub. A lot oi One of those Celebrated Lance Tooth Gross Out Saws . England Declares War ! READY MADE CLOTHING, May, Mt, 1878, M1'llinery & Fancy Dry Goods, ADAMS & MESSENGER :nberu agent for the sale of the Celebrated MOWER r, J‘URONTO KEAPER & MOWER COMPAN Y, ALSO Note and Book Accounts collected on reunm‘ and Pint s" Handlcl. And dont an to a. tho Lug. suck a Dynamire, Opposite Middaugh's Hotel, Lower Town, Durham. MILLINERY! ll not "etir earned rill thes than, but n can blund- in three months by my on. of etlthr.r m, " my ' JOHNSTON, " B” This in the place to buy Cheap 11mm". OWAT’S But that does not afretrt the bin-inu- of N ow in the time to nuke your purchases at .DAvEDiiloN's, Agent for the sale of all kind: of HASTIE & G/RANT. JOB. F. MOWAT GO TO IMPLEMENTS, WOOL trade of the Connie. of Grey and Bane The “Mullah ma... - I Contain-ion" in the Q'M’lhch, I ;Conveyancer, aro. Tu mm I'm bunnies a! Loan Anna! in an '1'“:er J OS. McA CANADIAN TWEEDS, da, ADAMS a MESSENGER. on reuonlble terms. E. i A, DAVIDSON. mamttatrtttrod by the 8y ======ta=rcc- The under-ind his aunt! “other 1Atesiese lest fth he itsrored “coloured which hs it pin-ed to Ind I... '"rr and. akin?» to the public. AUo at WILL SELL CHEAP - -eH..e I I“. that“ In!!!“ fro-flan”, and would "" than It the to pne- fur Cali: You; Rm Tu. good, ......... ucpu lb, or' " for ".60. Do. do., iho"xttuu,so/rrits,ussta.Usi.' Nana-H Imam. "hte,...... “omit. or I link: "ao. . _ n.‘ T L "wa " - Dry Goods, dec., Agent for the Superiot Brenden! Sender and Britt Also the but Sulky "" in the Dominion, Cash for Sheepskins and Hides. Partial" “when paid " Eavestroughirtg. The Inburiber beg. to inform the yum. that he In: I hr Sud of STOVE? And TIN “ ARE, which will bowl? STOVES AND TIN'WARE! Wool Carding attended to at Durham, February 14th 1878. 1878. SPRING. 1878. Mixed Paints, Ready for use, in small tins. all colours. GRASS BCYTBEB. GRIN SCYTBEB. BRUSH SCYTI Now on hand a full Assortment ot Durum, Feb. 26th, 1878. DEBRA“. Nagasaki_ira,pan Teas I DURHAM, Jun 12th 1878. Whit. Lad, in mull tins mm.“ GEORGE RUSSELL, BM‘esmwrz.j::::.‘°‘.:§:.m:1:':::mzf°‘°::: in: an YOUNG" EYSON TEAS. Suitable for the Benton. CUT NAILS, all sizes, P 170R CASII 0R '1‘R.ADE Cook, Parlor and Box Stove; N., G. & J. MCKECHNIE. Ban Door Xingu, alt Hull, only I not. [at lb. Short Notice. rr" on hand A Large Stock of any i. HUNTER h 'ue'idnrth+ A"r1hmnaiioiattaa-uustu. rePrurt"turat " tU Win; or to M but -titr. an n. In- J. H. HUNTER. "itohiabei-tit-t..g_ the “lava, My Itau--tis. GEORGE RUSSELL y! I. A. HARRIS. " yl 1 Best Style of the Art, And With the Gm Phtmrtttea. Can “you up. i.” “‘th aieue Utstr M n addition u. on} POI-euc- mu beam“ tor " In" Atted Ipin tumeruststru..ae Job Department, “Grey in “" “W'- “1...... I...“ Ir"").',",'.' l _1, ' XMLWMM.’ - _ , _ 'heerr""u-i-aaotuer.,m. All/r' _ _.r' .'s stui.mahasitonnetsu. l'"" "1stlt : _. “nuns-ammo,” Good Parttily Newspzper "t""'""'-"ei-urmtiae READING urns. Job Work a. Meat-- h! Adm, mam-mm a- I'OUI‘AGI Eula Pm. 01.25 par tWrmrtaaNttr “am um"; lf Bet paid in adv»... M nub-cm. " m.) “'OR If. was; an 1mm: xzws, "MM u the COW cl Gray. dense “the very All who run a mm: ”PORTS, lath. otth. " 0‘11- "s"' um EDITORIAL; In in»; "rill: cull PM“ MN m _ y” ttt o- , , A 'a.'3t,Tu'll,"n'r M Farmer‘s 901' 1. Pric 'Gewase A " otTirr_ ir.- l ' . , I. [clan-re.- mum l Hum vlz- .. 1- i -. ---"qt. [Inn-luv - all-J: t BEST In to in: UN" "via-inn. 0mm" not cum-n wtll r W of Us., " Beautiful Ambrotypc only Ten Cent Ordinary dud". au {III of char br Wrttteu " inserted llul. Ila nun. I) G HAUL , “mph .monn-u! In“ ht. Fr Pty/ 'tT'tth y “In for Hut ET EB " “,qu 1.. Mm! tn Illa r um I TWO im'hr. or '. M Ion-he. d, Mr culuuu In" column. 0-. culumu. be. In 0.. th Camul uh n all! "" thr hr, tor each min IP,,Y," Nuns"); ' At the otlee, (Eu-dun Stud. 1 M OT'l't . It - - N not paid . A large m Durham, - - “THE REV ly opt Iu'vory 'l'hu rs Nothing LIKE LEA'q BUSINESS DIREC FAIR PPAcr Prku in: mum . I _ whorl!“ "Mit' khuests,, ' t is" In": than“ ty lLl 'tl .. 0M " am In - M rut m - ... “om-II 1.0.1] It o-rspft . ”sh-in: done wit no” and aunt Mn” 'ttgscEatar-7EoC' Do You Want HG PI PFICI’: MMwa LI dug“ Juan-m I-‘le. - the Murt'shl BOOTS AND 5:! BAT} “I“ Frost 8?. Pros Geo. a. mum ASH mceher She"- AVIIAL‘ MEDICAL. I' l In Wood T M " 'l'ILI'IIWD Ol H 'd les (:oRIZII\ ll' EG AI. ND!" V ll