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|4 ty Ki #i &‘ % Don‘t be too hasty, my friend! don‘t immediately denounce a person or thing on sight. There are a good many sides to every question, and all men don‘t seethem at once. One pair of eyes and one judgâ€" ment are limited. Men do incalculable injury by hasty judgement. A man may be what the world calls "smart," but he may not be safe; he makes up his mind quick, looks into a thing with rapid insight, but there is something unsafe in it allâ€" character or business cannot be judged of at sight, nor can the motives of individuals and the over hasty man who formas judgâ€" ment at short notice and goes through life a blunderer, though he may be called smart by his friends. Don‘t be hasty therefore, Mrs. Shoddy (to New York shopkeoper) : **Show me a thermometerâ€"one of your very best." Shopkeeper: "This, ma‘am, is one of the very finestâ€"Venetian glass, and the best quicksilver" Mrs. Shoddy : "Silâ€" ver? That would be very nice for the kitchen, but I want one for my boodoor. Haven‘t you one with quick gold ?" A shoemaker of the last generation, in a: Fifeshire parish, once borrowed a horse from a farmer to enable him to pay a business visit to a neighboring town. Riding home in the evening with a huge roll of leather strapped on his back, a friend met him and asked his motive for carrying it in such a curious fashioy. ""Weel, ye see," said he "this is Mr, Soâ€"andâ€"so‘s horse, and I‘ll extortion nae man‘s beast." "My â€"boy," said a solemn vissaged evangalist to a lad who had just emerged from a hair pulling match with another boy, "Do you expect to rove hereafter in a land of pure delight ?" "No." said the lad ; I‘ve bursted another button off‘n my trougers, and I oxpect to get licked for it." "Oh, heavens, save my wife?* shouted a man whose wife had fallen overboard in the Hudson River recently. They sueâ€" «ceeded in rescuing her. And her husband #tenderly embraced her, saying, "My dear, if you‘d been drowned, what should I have ‘ done? Tain‘t going to let you carry the He was making a call, and they were talking of literature. _ "The Pilgrim‘s Progress," she remarked, "always seems to me painful. Of course you have read Bunyan?" He said he had one on each foot, and they troubled him a good dealâ€" Norwich Bullatin. { â€"crafty mother thereupon secretly placed the pill in a preserved pear, and gave it to him. Presently sheasked : ‘Tom did you eat that pear ?" _ He replied, "Yes, mother A man out on West Hill died last week Heaving considerable property, oneâ€"half of which he 4e# to three needy and deserving young lawyers, to enable them to get the other half. â€"Burlington Hawkeye. _ «George Francis Train says he finds Bosâ€" ton " corroded with the midnight livery of unutterable gloom,"â€"a condition we have ourselves noted, but omitted to mention having relatives there.â€"Danbury News. A youth refused to take a pill. His Tom (to Tim, who has just eaten an oyster): "Well, Tim, how was it?" Tim (in ecstasy) : "The oyster was fine, but the winegar and ketchup was hevingly."â€" Harper‘s Bazar. Felix M‘Carty, of the Kerry Militia, was generally late on parade. "Ah, Felix," said the sergeant, "you are always last." *Be aisy,Sergeant Sullivan," was the reply *‘sure some one must be last." A person who had been listening to a wery poor address remarked that everything werit off wellâ€"especially the andience. "Is that clock right over there?" asked a visitor. "Right over there ?" said the boy ; "tain‘t no where else." A philosopher has extracted the following reply from a schoolâ€"boy to the query "How is the earth divided, my lad ?" "ny earthâ€" devae cce First class in ‘rithmetie stand up! If four thousand feet of gas cost four cents, what would a gallon of coal oil come to? Bmoke. Very good.â€"Haszelton (Pa) Sentâ€" A friend was telling one evening where he had been dining and what he got to weat. There wasone article I never saw beâ€" fore ; none of you could guess what it was; it was soup made of calves‘ tails." We had atcory in the spirit of the Caudle lectures, that women rather like that their husbands should stay out late, occasionallyâ€"*"Tt gives them a wrong." Somebody. told Jerrold that George Robies, the auctioneer, was dead. "And «f course," said the gentleman, "his busiâ€" ness will go to the devil." "O! then he‘ll getit again !" replied Jerrold. away." "Is there anybody sing it?" said Jerrold. Jerrold on the street, and having stopped him, posed himself into button holding atâ€" titude, while preparing to grapple. "Well Jerrold, my boy, what is going on?" "I am," quoth the wit, instantly shooting off along the pavement. rapturous description of the beauties of the Prodigue. "As to one song in particular, (naming the song) I was quite carried Dougless Jerrold was a little spare man, with an oval, pallid face, a keen grey eye, and resolute mouth _ He generally sat somewhat aside from what might be called the current of conversation, and only openâ€" ed his mouth when he could cap something with a bon mot. A tedious old gentleman once meeting Jerrold on the street. and having Wanned premeditation the more certain, they very often consisted of some clause of a senâ€" tence, perhaps of but a single word, which generally made on the prompting of the occasion, surprised every one by the quickâ€" mess with which they were conceived and uttered. What made their freedom from Jerrold was, without doubt, the prince of English wits in his day. His witticisms, Douglas Jerrold‘s "Extremes meet !" was Jerrold‘s reâ€" n in connection person had just here that can Preaching every second Sabbath in the Orange Hall, ing at 8 o‘clock P.x. Rev. Mr. Racey, of Mnfl.h, minister. Sabbath School every Sabbath afternoon in the Orange Hall, commencing at 2 p. x. Preaching every seeond Sabbath in the same place, commencing at 6.30 p. x. Cotâ€" tage prayer meeting every Thursday evenâ€" ing. Rev. C. Shaw. minicta® Johnston, minister, â€") o‘ fHiouse, commencing at 9:30 a.y, Preaching at 11 ar. every Sabbath, and every alternate Sabbath at 6:30 PA Mr, TInhonaties aniticel 4 o School House, DUNDALK CHURCH DIRECTORY cized. Beware or Tuttatro®s.â€"Ask for Dr. Thomas‘ Electric Oil. See that the signaâ€" ture of 8. N. Thomas is on the wrapper and the names of Northrop & Lyman ars blown in the bottle, and Take no other . Sold by all medicine dealers. Price, 25 ets. NORTHROP & LYMAN, Toronto, Ont., Proprietors for the Dominion. NortE.â€"Eclectricâ€"Selected and Electriâ€" PLIL It is composed of Srx or tu® BesrOrs THAT ARE KNOWN. Is as good tor internal as for external use, and is believed to be immeasurâ€" ably superior to anything ever made. Will save you much suffering and many dollars of expense. Rufus Robinson, of Nunda, N. Y., writes : "‘One small bottle of your Ecuzorrtc Oft reâ€" stored the voice where the person had not spoken above a whisper in Frv® Y®ars." Rev, J. Mallory, of Wyoming, N. Y., writes : «"Your Ecusetrtc Or1 cured me of Bronchitis in one week." Thomas‘ Eclectric Oil! Worth Ten Times its Weight in Gold. Do you know anyâ€" thing of it? If not, it is time you did. Pain cannot stay where it is used. It is the cheapest Medicine ever made. One dose cures common Sore Trroat. One bottle has cured (Broxcurtis. Fifty cents‘ worth has cured an Orp Staxpixg Covent. One or two bottles eares bed <ases of PriEs and Kinxgy Trovâ€" BLES. Six to eight applications cure axy case or Excortate» Nirrugs or I8FLareDn Breast, One bottle has cured Lam® Back of eight ears‘ standing. Paniel, Plank of Brooktield, {‘iogn County, Pa., says : "I went thirty miles for a bottle of your Oil, which effected a Woxnerrut Cure of a Crooxep Lim», by six applications." _ Another who had Asthma for years, says: "I have balt of a 50 cent bottle left, and $100 would not buy it if I coylé get no more." _ Buffalo. a warrant for his arrest. MecKellick subâ€" mitted to the process of handcuffing, and was taken on board of the ten o‘clock Canada Southern train, bound for Buffalo. Neither of them had any money, but Williams told the conductor that he was an officer going East with a prisoner, and expected to receive funds at Ambherstburg. On arriving at that place the conductor told the story to Justice Gott, who arrested both Wilhams and his prisoner. A constable preferred a charge of vagrancy against them, and in default of payment of a fine of $17 each they were both sent to Sandâ€" wich gaol for thirty days. It has since been ascertained that Williazges and Meâ€" Kellick had bad reputations, and that the "arrest" of the latter in this city was but part of a scheko to beat their way to PRESBYTERIAY, ?b}mth School every Sabbath in the Ruat Sxpu l Eo 7 â€" A Detroit paper says :â€"Last Tuesday night Charles Williams, who came to Detroit from Toronto about four weeks ago, met Hugh MeKellick on Atwaterâ€"street, near Bates. Williams told McKellick that he was Detective O‘Neil, and that he had But the good man was a person of large sympapathies, and rising from his seat s4iq that, without troublin= the company with any preliminary observations, he Leggod to propose the ozitn of "All people that on earth do dwell." How some writers spoil a story. Here is one that turns up in half a dozen exâ€" changes in this way :â€"A venerable deacon one Sunday gave room in his pew to a prim old maid and two or three little girls Getting half asleep over the dull sormon, he carclessly threw his arm across the back of the pew, and gently carressed (as he supposed) the hand of one of the childâ€" ren, when the O. M. flared up and hissed:; "If you do that again, T‘ll slap your face !"â€" That is well enough, as far as it goes, but it is not all the story. The deaconinstantâ€" ly and in the politest manner said, "I beg your pardon ; the hand was so small and soft that T was sure it belonged to the little girl at your side." He was forgiven in a blush that came over the 0. M.‘s face like a sunrise in October. A Proresstoxar ‘Toast.â€"At a certain public dinner in America a preacher was called to give a toast. The evening was so far advanced that every person present had been toasted already, and also all their friends. It thus happened that the preacher was in considerable perplexity as to what should form the subject of his toast. An old fashioned clergyman named Moore was riding on horseback one stormy day, enveloped in a loose cloak of large proportions and having a broad scarlet collar. By the action of the wind the cloak was tossing about in all directions, when a gentleman drove up on a spirited horse, which shied and almost threw the rider. "That cloak of yours would frightâ€" en the devil," said the gentleman. "You don‘t say so!" said Mr. Moore, "why that‘s just my trade." face. And now stories to be true. gatory stories about her. She had preparâ€" ed herself for the occasion. First, she took pepper from a pocket and threw it in his eyes. Secondly, she took a rawhide from her bustle and struck him several times with it. Thirdly, she took a rotten egg frotn a hand bag and smashed it in his Miss Hadlock, of Newport, Vt., met in the street a man who had circulated deroâ€" tects you;" while Alvanly, who had adâ€" vanced toward the postillion with the same intention, seeing he was an athletie young fellow, turned to him sayingin his waggish way, ‘"Your youth protects you." A gentleman, rather given to conviviality desirous that the effects of a slight overâ€" indulgence should not be noticed by the groom who was holding his pony‘s head for him to mount, sprang so lightly into the saddle as to land on the turf on the other side. John, advancing to meet him where he lay, exclaimed, "Ech, sir, I hope you‘re no hurt?" "No, John," was the reply, "but I never knew the beast to do‘ that before !" A good story is told of Berkely Craven and Lord Alvanly, when an accident hapâ€" pened to his carriage. The former, gettâ€" ing out to thrash the footman, saw he was an old fellow, and said; "Your age proâ€" CANADA METHODIST ENGLISE CHURCH. NO RISK everybody believes the p & Lyman ars Take no other. rs. â€" Price, 25 cts. , Toronto, Ont., way to We are at all times prepared to insure live Stock against DraTH from any cause, at the CUSTOM WORK LIVE STOCK INSURANCE COMPANY. BOOTS AND SHOES RUTHERFORD & HUNTER General Agen Dundalk, April 5th, 1877. 1 ___ lowest possible rates. _ _ Be prepared, for aocldnhmu happen. ES°REMEMBER THE PLACEâ€"Proton Dundalk. None but the REPAIRING done with NEATNESS and DESPATCH Painting Done on Short Notice, Suitable â€" for The Subscriber, thankful for past favors, would inform his Customers," and habitants of DundaH: and surrounding country generally, that he is prepared to make to order, and of the best material to be had, WAGGONS, BUGGIES, BINGLE AND DOUBLE, CUTTERS, SLRIGHS, HARROWS, ROLLERS, HORSE RAKES, TINWARE of every description at Bottom Prices ! EAVETROUGHING AND ROOFING A SPECIALITY. FIRSTâ€"CLASS PLOUGHS FOR SALE CHEAP. Shop next door to the Post Office. WaxTED:â€"Any quantity of Woor, Woorâ€"PricktNcs, Suerrsuins, Hioxs, &c. , &e., â€" LITTLE & ROBERTSON. Dundalk, Feb. 20, 1877, 4n infoene #hamc 4y L5 41 ___ _ 40â€" TT IPP O AOGFIEL $Hk received, now beg to inform them that they are prepared to furnish e line at prices never before heard of. 1 parties indebted, either by Note or Book Account, ediately. Dundalk, February 1, 1877. *â€"â€"i0{â€"â€"â€"â€" Little & Robertson in returning thanks to the public for the liberal Fmdtabareil c cce Ks qi es e ie on ie e At the Stove and Tinware DUNDALK. STOVES AND TINWARE! Harness, Trunks Give your orders early to W. L. Marshall, Dundalk, Agent As a Single Reaper, Single Mower and as a Combined Machine. Testimonials regarding the machine are being printed and will be furnished on application. Is the Cheapest, Lightest, Simplest, and without doubt, the best working machine on the American continent. The exclusive right to manufacture and sell in the Counties of Grey and Bruce is held by us, and we are determined that mno infringement of our right shall be permitted. We also continue to make the well known and now thoroughâ€" ly tested 66 99 0 DURHAM MEADOW LARK." Our aim is to turn out the very Best and Finest Machines which can be made, and in this we have succeeded beyond our highest expectations with our "Royce Q;)R:lper." We fill orders with promptness, sell at low prices, and on liberal terms to good men. REAPERS AND MOW ERS. DURHAM FOUNDRY! Dundalk, Jan. 29, 1877 Dundalk Carriage Works HEAD OFFICE, TORONTO. Durham, May 3rd, 1877. For Proton and Melancthon, or to MR. JAMES NICKLE, Travelling Agent. A. & A. COCHRANE. Cook CcULTIYATORS, WHEELBARROWS and anything else in the wood line required by the community at large, DEALERS IN either for harness or in Boots and Shoes, r made of the very best Material and by ; FIRSTâ€"CLASS WORKMEN. . HANBURY & Bro â€"_ _ f° > "~omen and Children, kept constantly on ] Sold Cheap for Cash. AND BY A FIRSTâ€"CLASS ARTIST, the best material used, and â€" only good Prices lower than « The "Royce Reaper," iculars call at our office. Men, Women and Children. (to {nf 9. 130 °0 q P [b e Public for the liberal patronage they have to inform them that they are prepared to furnish everything in their r before heard of. ; Parlor, And Box Stoves IN ENDLESS vAF K2 Axvo curar ror casr® , AND MANUFACTUBE#S OoF Brushes, Whips, Ete AN APPRENTICE WANTED CHEAPER THAN EVER! A LARGE STOCK OF olunteers _ Wanted ! . _ B. GRADY. 187 7 ! o fish for Sale. Liberal terms offerea ;:"i"b"’i"lhl'qulnfifiu. Terms cash. Dundalk, April 12, 1877. cmall and Fish for Sale. _ _" .\ ) mathe has opened a Butcher‘s Ezponi’.mmtmnmnou..; Bfiufi, ite H. Graham‘s 8‘0”., where hem:opon hand all kinds of Fresh Meat, Cured lâ€"câ€"gt, s Curry C'ombs, Butcher Shop nonnn;Tom)ox, Street, near the only good workmen employed TORONTO OR TRADE. , ALL KIÂ¥DS or mroquutodtouuflup ever. Emporium, Railway Station, : NEIL McAULAY, N.B.â€"mwfi.inmm“muu-nqum-.cm will be incurred. Dundalk, Jan., #1877 Most REASONABLE Terms Should Apply at Once to All Parties wis) hing to hase a Lot either for o T o. BUSINESS STAND, TAKE NOTICE. All sorts of Building Hardware Splendid Raisins $1.25 This line will be found (OMPLETE Having imported my Teas from New York I Boots and Shoes. A Large Stock of Ladies Hats DRESS GOODS FROM SPECIAL LINES OF CANADIAN got up in firstâ€"class style. recent judicious purchases will warrant him 1_11_0&1;;1;1;10‘;11;-; ';l‘l;"-ll‘l";;:l“fl.:l';:'h::; interest by giving him an carly call : The following few sample quotations will give some idea of the great inducements his quime cesc e enc a ie P gscld L. . Wl ‘ C " hor and has succeeded in selecting his SPRING STOCK which for Quality, Variety and Cheapness have never been equalled in this Locality. The undersigned takes more than usual pleasure in apprising his many esteemed sntrom and the public generally, that being solicitous of his own and their interests, he eemed it n to locate in Toronto for the past several weeks to enable him to Purchase at the IzuENSE TRADE SALES, which have just transpired, where Millions of Dollars‘ worth of Firstâ€"Class Goods have been 4,000 RUSSIANS SLAIN! WAR. WV AR Dundalk, May 16th, 1877. Be sure and examine my stock before purchasing elsewhere. ACTUALLY SLAUGHTERED! K=<"The highest market price paid for : Building Lots for am in a position to offer them at current whoesale Hardware ! Grroceries ! THE BEST IN DUNDALK, READYâ€"MADE SHIRTS for 60 cents. Splendid assortment at lowest prices. ware, Paints, Oils, etc., etc., constantly on hand. Nails for buildings at $3.50 per hundred. on hand and constantly arriving. â€" Goods ! oN THE allkindnof{nmmdu.in"wh Dwelling House or Box. MOST APPROVED KINDS. Can depend upon being satisfied by leaving us their orders. JOB WORK done in the very BEST STYLEOF THE ART in Io'li“odupintlnnqbuulylo. and or THE "Geipe" Job Department. Possesses Great Facilities T HE Large Circulation Dundallkk G uid e "DUNDALK GUIDE: OFREIGN AND and contains a vast amount of 28 COLUMN PAPEp Promptitude The office is turnished 6 W axo wirutas GREATEST E=°POSTAGE FREF FAMILY NEwsraron Dundallk G; uide » READING M ATTrEp WOR . for doing all kinds of Opposite LOCAL XEWws, O# TBE LAattst should subscribe for the Prrce $1.00 rer Axxva makes it an excellent DUNDALK, All who waut a good STATION, IX ADVANCE. MARKET REPORp3 J. TOWKSEXD THE THE Advertisers. EDITOR“.‘ , NEARLT an All work warrauted, and MUSICA L Watches VJIOLIXS The | undersig numerons eustor ally for the very upon him since Dundalk, wishes tants of Dundalk that he has nemo his new building OPPOSITE THE 1 where he has a Correct Mas much pleasure and the public pene to do all kind the above w MILLINER AND Opposite | the Contracts takon ing of all Ioinds, enable me t + 4o 4 factory | manner promptly atten: made to order, BDundalk . Fob All kind gonstant)s Builder‘s Constantly on DUND Carpentor hir shop, der. #6. below the The best \l.l;l Finstâ€"class a Dundalk. Jm Sreonar. Armann RE ME M BER T H «PPoSITE THE Po: Physicians ar Dundalk, « THE VULCAN all of whicl Provincial 14 l'l’llflfl»mn" ete., Dundalk February 1. Attorncy «at 4 N tary i'nlnlu residence â€"1h STRAY axiM weeks for 81, t coed 8 .luc. Advertisements .1 avritten instin insorted until for wlar rates. “n|iunr,' a deaths, and . free of charge February 8, 18 OWX Protessional and 1 Quarter column, Mall ccbumi, Une column, Do. six a wire irreshoeing Marriage Corti L:cens: Do, thre Casmal adverti Line hor tve dirst . for each subsogue TERMS :43 ## . $1.50 af mot o Dund«l Dundalk, BUSINESS D At the RDSvers which will be Mars Sreerq Ai8 MTiue ComcERTINAS, AOO601 Builde ROBY RATES o1 AY ANIMAI® for 81. the ad winc TERMS â€" SNCOTIA A XD JEA r‘s and *Â¥ «P II JAMES HA Oflic i mot paid Ihn I8SAAC TRA Oint Th Ad K seeure all kis J A Mi barn INST .uu:t:u} DUNIDA Tt ime 810« M M 18 apt wl an 64 seint t mth JOI Aid