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Briefs Africa, an honorary fellow of Christi, College. Cambridge, and a bencher or! the Middle Temple of London. The} great University of St. Andrews,‘ which has honored him with its ehaneellorship, was chartered by Bishop Henry Wardllw in 1411, the charter being eortiirmed by Benedict! xm in 1413. I k Society and women's organizations of the United Kingdom are am at tho prospective visit of Mrs. Sibyilla Marxharetn Smuts. of South Africa. who among other unusual fancies of a remarkable personality, makes her own clothes and never wear: a hat. She is the wife of General Christian Smuts. minister of justice in the British Union of South Africa. Mrs. Smut: is coming to England and Scotland in October for the first ttmo in her life. She will accompany her celebrated soldier-statesman hus- Wife of Minister of Justice in British Union of South Africa Never Wears a Hat- "Tho second but. uu I woman." Thin men! Is and. In TI Guardlnn. The Secohd Duke of Marlborough Was a Woman Ma So Says Manchester Guardian In Commenting On Famous Family at War. Smuts is a graduate of ‘ollege, Stellenbosch, South honorary fellow of Christ's tmbridge, and a beneher of ) Tomple of London. The I South Africa by air when for induction as Chancellor ivFrsity of St. Andrews. the stitution of learning on the mt of Fifeshire, Seotland. ts has hitherto been un- First Trip econd Duke of Harbor-cull; "nan." Thitt .pecumr state-,) made in The Manchester; IDYLHC LIFE M an idyllic life or, farm at Irene 'torin and Johan. a journey from fl Bri is a Boer said to be at t kept rl xrked with n of the tinst the 1902. She , political formation th Africa tr, Smuts bl xprov- siting trails N'CGS has reer are ls ar d "Oh, Jim again. Give to make it And I do quiet." hasn't any Homer sits bark and drops his chin on his chest. "You can‘t have it. Stop making that face. If you cry you’ll leave the table." gravy "PII be there. You threfgo on,' calls Mrs. B. Water and coffee poured, Mrs. Blank says. "Don't give me much meat. I'm too hot to eat." "There you go. Heat's a Mate of mind. It doesn't bother me." He turns the steak over with the big fork. “It’s all tough. And I don't like it so well done." "I know. But I have to get cheap cuts and cook it till it's tender. You ean't ttet it rare." It is really surprising toseehow Dr. D. D. Dennis' gum, _cooling. _liquid. antiseptic D. D. D. rescription quicluy stops itching tortures of eczema. pimples, mosquito or other insect bites, rashes and other akin amlctions. Forty y.ears' world-wide Inc. cm. Its gentle oils penetrate the skin. soothing and hwinghe inflamed tissues. No fuss-no muss. ear, ceaseless and stainless-dries up almost immediately. Try D. D. D. Prescriptiqn today. Stag: the most intense itching Instantly. A trial bottle, at any drug store. ”guaran- teed to prove it-or man? back. . D. D. is made by the owners C) ITALIAN BALM. ravy tr Gilt, cold respectively. "Oh, come on, Agnes. Can't you ever get settled. I like my meal in peaee. You’re forever fussing.” The family sits down to supper. That is, Mr Blank sits down and picks up the carving knife. Consider Mother At Meal Time 1.lflril1 E. PYNKIIAM’S VEGEIABLE COMPOUND Her Efforts Are Too Often Ignored in the Bickering That Goes On At The Table "Sorry, officer", the driver said when I pulled him up. I'll get it fixed at the next garage." “Mind you do", I told him, pietty emphatically. "Don't you know it is “It Helps Mel, headlight lit and pretty nearl ran me down. t had to swerve vio¥ently to miss him. At that it did not take age long to turn round and go after mm. l mind a case that happened not so long ago. I was heading for home about 10 o'clock one night. it was not exactly raining, but it was threat- emng--black and stormy like with- out even a star shining. Just this side of Jonesville, a car came round the ”new with only the right hand It's funny the way some people's minds work. Perhaps I’d better say it's funny the way some people's minds don't work. There are Itill quite a few drivers who think it doesn't matter much whether they have one headlight or two headlights working at night. But if they only knew it, the one-eyed car is about " big a menace on the road as the reck- less driver. Sometimes even worse. STOP THAT ITOH If you don't eat your tomatoes Dad, you didn't give me any bat ,won tost 19:90 my co ai Roda "lc' o, otaA cumin-n50 sw won)! UOT. MIX! mouu'W--t.'u'.'o'. .r.1' won't give him gravy. Hortense D. D, D. Prescription Speed: Relic! ‘5 too rich." can't eat Issue No. 32-'34 That's what " cut of 100 women say after taking this medicine. It quiets quivering nerves, gives them more strength before and after child irth, tides them over Change of life I . ' makes life seem worth living again; Jim don't start that all over Give him some gravy. I have , it for you and he sees it. do want some peace and In One Minute TABLE DICTATOR at potatoes without 'tttRt 100 o: and? an” hos has 91610913: stiap turn a 0312 mm! mm! 03 tott uni-mum new no .vet tutttttsefoqa raw MM {ER p A PAGE lllllNtoM MY DIARY by P.C.2 "My wue says I'm the ugliest man in the world and I Just want her to have a loot "_rou."' Their destination was the same town, and the seemingly much inter- ested one insisted that the other should accompany him to his home for the night. This completed the In- ter’s astonishment. He asked the rea- son tor such unlocked tor hospitality. He was enlightened by his would. be host’s reply: Two travellers got into conversa- tion. One was most attentive to the other, pressing c'gars, paper, and re. treshment upon him. London-For the first time at the Royal Tournament at Olympia the 2nd Battalion Black Watch has been selected to give an historical display, the history of the famous Black Watch dating back to 1739. We have very often wondered Just why it takes two pages ot tine print- ed phrases No say legally that the borrower promises to pay back what he borrows. The name ot the young iady, who gives her age as 23, and the town In Ontario are not divulged by His Worship. She is not particular whe. ther the prospective groom is dark, fair, handsome or otherwise, but she does insist he must be a rancher, six-foot tall and a Canadian. The mayor has promised to do his at. most. Somewhere in Ontario . young lady is pining to marry a rancher from Alberta’s foothills country and Mayor J. Corruwman, of Lethbridge, Nier. ta, has been selected for the role ot marriage broker. The laying capacity ot the average hen has advanced from 72 eggs tr year in 1908 to 120 in 1930, and there has been a further improvement since then, In tive years the average yield of eggs per hen, according to the latest ministry ot agriculture census ot pro- duction tor 1930-31. CHICK SPEEDS UP ON EGG PRODUCTION. London.--Living up to the condi- tions and demands of the speedy and productive modern world, the modern chicken can teach its grandmother how to lay eggs. at least feels responsible for the children but not for her. Yer-she doesn't know exactly why, but she does feel the heat. No one notices mother. thing but bread and butter and his sister hasn't done much better. Their father has eaten a big meal. No one notices that Mrs. Blank hasn't touched a bite but only sip- ped her coffee. She doesn't like ice cream. A pint would have been plenty. And the laundry man to put off again, And the meal, as usual, wrong in Jim's eyes. He worries, or MOTHER IGNORED . "Goody.'" shouts Homer, pushing back his plate. He hasn't touchrd a thing but bread and butter and his sister hasn't done much better. Their father has eaten a big mssnl, first anyway." Mr. B. reachés in His pocket. "Here, Sis, you go down to the corner and get a quart of ice eream." "Oh, Jim, that's the laundry money. I know it is. And let her finish "I was going to get melon but I hadn't enough change. It was too horto bake anything." and your meat you’ll get no dessert," his father says. "No dessert!" Can Jim believe his ears? "There isn't a wife uneertainlr I could say a lot more, but I guess this is enough for now. I'll be see- ing you. It's, such a trivial matter to get adjusted, and it only takes a couple of minutes to fix. Anybody drivmg deliberately at night with one head- light is just taking a mean advantage of other people, and when the dead headlight is on the left hand side, he is Manger to everybody else on the roa . After my narrow escape I knew exactly what had happened. The poor victim of the accident had thought it was another motor cycle coming towards him, and he had not been as lucky as I had in getting out of the way. The driver got caught all right and he deserved all he got. If that motor cyclist sues him for damages, I'll be giving evidence for him, believe me. Sometimes, I think it is no use be- ing decent with people. He had no intention of getting his light fixed, because next morning I learned that he'd run down a motor cyclist some twenty miles further on. BLACK WATCH ON DISPLAY against the law to drive with one light." oung Woman Wants To Marry Rancher to Manon: on: dampen one Jamal!) new dose “a ot 15th 1970 3:“.an It“! srotre u not 0023 m“ and Jon mi (Ila-"N a ni any," announces his "1.59 M .w a" v. Bill: "Well, to travel on an ocean liner without tipping would be val- our." Tom: "l see." Bill: "And to come back on a dit. Tom: "What's the difference be- tween valour and discretion?" "No, old chap," said Stnithkins "I’m trying to prevent one." "How Bo'?" "Well, my Obie! said he'd tire me it I were late again." Smithkins was undoubtedly travel- ling fast in his baby car, and the friend who had accepted " otter of a lift asked tsarcastically it he were going to a. tire. "The minister! Weren't you listen- in? He said: q publish the banns of marriage of Richard Thomson and Mary Day. This is the third time of asking.’ " 5 Jean was Henry" small Scots nlece and this was her ttrat vlslt south ot who Tweed. On Sunday the service at ;church had kept her enthralled. ‘ "Do people who want to get mar. rled have to ask the minister to tell everyone.'" she asked when they came out, "l should think Mr. Thomson must be awfully glad Miss Day ls going to marry him at last, don't you, Uncle Henry? He must be so tired ot asklng her." Henry gave an audlhle gasp. "I suppose he must, Jean. But whol told you all this?" Part of the crowd of a million people, including hundreds of American vacationists, who gathered at Liverpool, England, for the formal opening by the King and Queen of the Mersey Tunnel, longest underwater tunnel in the world. Connecting Liverpool and Birken- head, the tube is two miles long, took eight years to build and cost $40,000,000. A . You Heard? wannbn' tet? .151 Indium an!” Ccr, "rod" anneal doi Have GANADIAN NATIONAL THE FmEST IN THE LAND ! Britons Thrill As Giant Tube Ovens 'ttH was) and“! yshnua "t mm tCi, qT'rM and; "tttit tg:: mm [Dita ,ubmm-xtg an: n and}. Manson“ 9mm we n r'jlrel. EX H. (Ill' l'l'l O N 1Ph19tflfi, "l'd have you know," was the land. iady's haughty rejoinder. "that that bed is ttt for the Prince of Wales." "Ah," replied the other, "that ex. plains why it has only three team. "I'm sorry to keep grumbling, Mrs. Higgin," said the boarder, "but really I cannot sleep in that bed an. other nlght." "He has done nothing. He was merely an Innocent bystander when Tough Jim tried to kill u. man and we are holding him as witness." "And where is Tough Jim?" _ "He's out on bail." "What terrible crime has this man committed?" Farmer Giles: "You be on day, Gauge?! Guard of local train: "Aye, we had the wind behind us all the way!” “Veil." W” the reply. “you see. his rather was an old friend ot mine, nnd I don't want him to make I bigger bad debt than I can help." Two Hebrew gentlemen from Bir. mingham heard ot a Job lot ot good. going cheap m Liverpool for Et0,000, and they went up to see it. Bully, after much lrgument, they bought the goods for £7,000. As they came back In the train Ikey said to Jacob: "I don't see, Jncob, why yOu need have been so hard on tint Inn and have beaten him down tron £10,000 to £7,000, been" you know we don't intend to pay tor any ot It!" ferent boat would be you get not”! " O ft Tom: "Yes; quite discretion. Do tin time to; Behind the spraying with dyes-no mean trick considering the ease with which a delicate insect can be drown- ed by what is to him a polling rain-.. die: a deep scientific purpose. How far do mosquitoes travel from their homes-slimy pools and stagnant puddles? How long do they live? n what places do they prefer to lay their eggs? In a word, it is the ob- ject of all this spraying to pry into the private life of the mosquito. A good deal has already been learned. One specimen was still bun- ing about 104 days after a shower bath of methylene blue. He and his There are half a dozen stations in the country where entomologists of the United States Department of Agriculture turn atomizcrs on cap- tive mosquitoes. The experimenters are not trying to test the efficacy of some new insecticide but simply to dye the mosquitoes with cosine (strong pink) or methylene blue. Thisdone, the insects are released to dry of and fly whither their fancy " their thirst for blood will urge them. Application for attendance should be made Are provided for in the Courses of Study in Public, St-parnte. Con tintuition md High Schools. Collegiate Institutes. Vocational Schools and Departments-. Conic: of the (immanent tamed by the Munster of Ed- uoation may be obtained from the Deputy Munster. Parliament Budding. Toronto. ad by the Depariment of ki. nation. With the arproval a Day and Evening Chou. May be conducted in accord- ance with the regulations Issu- High School Boards & Boards of Education Commercial Subject. FOR THE SAME MONEY! NOW- A THICKER, HEAVIER PLUG Indygtrial, Technical and Art Schools DYED MOSQUITOES - If you want a Hem; ... chew, " for--- THE PERFECT V Chewing Tobacco Are authorized by law to ntabliih he armval of the Miutster of Edutalum in. Claim Theoretic-I and Practical Instruction d in accord- f it i r u tr , l'he . . a Cl 'en n van no , at ca. gulltlons 'P.' schools and classes are under tment ot Ed. the direction of an Advisory Committee Subjoclo. Manual Training, Household Scienco und»Agricultun and Horticulture Auc' . 2uvrR5 1rtit in} dNiAiio ARCHIVE“ TORONTO Tho school ot Queue " hours, a day, with no nations. mid. in tinted pals may rm- make it usher to I Border Cities Star. “but” for “I. Irxlnla and Runny [war 1% 5 pnundn. pipe. {lawn-mu. tit ‘. Donald Fuller. 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