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mes titiâ€"s Goods asing ontr Plav R ad )F A Norway, Me. Wt banded victin. "How can 1 me about bis & Wite, Sees Improvement Montreal.â€"Ore of the first cheerâ€" ful signs noted by the Montreal branch w the Victorian Order of Nurses is n slight increase in the number of patients paying a part of the fee for nurses‘ visits. Calls on the Or Jer for assistance in cases of illness among anemployed centinue to be heavy, but Miss M. L. Moag, local superintendâ€" ent, has noted an increasing number C mt c h ie M The couple that sent their only child to college last fall are now aware that t is possible for two to live more cheaply than one. Even the prettiest girl may have a bead like a door knob. Anybody can lurn it It is not â€"what you want to do, but what you do, that really counts. So long as the women do not have to take out fishing licenses they should at least be willing to bait their own hooks. Halt the people in the world are unhappy because they can‘t afford lhe things that make the other balf miserable. It would be much more fun If everyone played the business game recording to the rules. Easy divorce Is the result of too easy marriage. Kissing is dangerous to some and it certainly has put an end to a great many bachelors. Many girls get husâ€" bands through sheer luck, _ others through sheer silk. "Is the world round?" the #gchool wa‘am asked the little boy. "No‘m." + "It isn‘t, eh? Is it flat, then?" *No‘m." "Are you crazy, child? If the world I@n‘t round and isn‘t flat, what is it?" "Pop says it‘s crooked." Beotâ€""Weelâ€"just a wee bit deefiâ€" rult to get at." Tailor (having measured customer tor suit)â€""And how would you like lhe pockets, sir?" "Well, teacher, I‘ll speak to Dad ind maybe I can fix it up." "You bad boy. 1 wish I was your -ogher for about twentyâ€"four hours." Much Better An English class was given the task of writing four lines of dramatic poetâ€" ry. One boy wrote: A boy was walking down the track, The train was coming fast; TL o boy stepped off the railway track To let the train go past. The teacher said it lacked drama, so the boy submitted the following: &A boy was walking down the track, The train was coming fast; > The train jumped off the railway track To let the boy go past. The Try to get him to buy a new The oldâ€"fashioned girl blushed ocâ€" casionally. The modern girl blushes antil it wears off. Definition of golf: Pale pills by purple people, small payments "No man should marry until he is i5," says a writer. Few women are 25 intil they do marry. Emmelineâ€""What is your op »f those girls who imitate men?" Georgeâ€"*"They‘re idiots!" Emmelineâ€"*"The â€" imitation is leet, eh?" A new invention allows singers to sear their voices as others hear it. Fhat should silence a lot of them. "Well, you‘re aâ€"hitting of it, sir, but ‘ou don‘t seem to get the direction of he hole." "How do you think I‘m shaping, cadâ€" lhe?" said the elderly golfing novice ifter the eighth stroke. "Well," he said, "I supose I must be jwing. I‘m on my way to the club." "I think I‘ll go, tooâ€"â€""said Meekâ€" #0 A neighbour called on the Meektons, After a short talk he rose from bis bair. Chairman (after economy lecture)â€" ‘And now, gentlemen, I am going to ink you to give the speaker two hearty heers." Leftâ€"Hand Violin Hole? What hole?" What!" put in Mrs. Meekton, Bed!" finished Meekton, miserably Rambling Thoughts A Good Little Fixer I get my husband to tell s business affairs?" asks your opinion Car pursued is perâ€" London, Eng.â€"A young clerk who was sentenced at West London Police Court recently to twelve months‘ bard labor, was stated by the police to have: Taken an infatuated girl of "much higher social position than himselft" to Gretna Green, where they filled up a marriage application form; Toured Scotland with the girl; Attempted to commit suicide after he was arrested. Posed as a surgeonâ€"commander in the navy; The new boxing theskre will have seating accommodation f.ov about 1,200. The theatre in the old civb would seat only about §80. The fights at the club will be for members and »heir friends, All the bigger fixtures will be held outâ€" side, as was the practice of the old club. Girl Goes to Gretna With Bogus Officer The club will consist of a boxing theatre, where fights will be staged for members and their friends every Monday, and a large gymnasium with a swimming tank. The swimming tank will probably be constructed on the roof of the theatre. It is hoped to make the club a place where young boxers will be able to train. In the theatre promising young men will be given fights as in the old days. "Green roses are a freak of nature," an official of the Royal Horticultural Society said. English Garden Has Green Roses London, Eng.â€"Green roses hardly distinguishable from the hedge in which they are growing, are blooming in the garden of Mr. F. Oyston, of Snape, Yorkshire. Recent Events From Overseas WM. INGLIS, H. W. WATERS, President General Manager EXHIBITION T O R O N T 0 AUGC.25 t SEPT.9 1933 (SUNDAYs ExCEPTED) Canadians are justly proud of the fact that the world‘s largest annual Exhiâ€" bition is situated within the borders of Canada. Having grown for five and a half decades to its present tremenâ€" dous proportions, this great Canadian institution has become recognized around the world as the "Show Winâ€" dow of the Nations". This year during its fourteen days and nights of operation, every phase of human progress and endeavov: will be on reviewâ€"carefuilyâ€"planned, artiâ€" sticallyâ€"arranged exhibits of the natural and manufactured products from all parts of Canada nm‘lp various countries throughout the world. The outstandâ€" ing agricultural show on the continent in the world‘s largest show building. Beautiful paintings in twoart galleries, Science and invention in the Electrical and Engineering building. National motor show in the new Autoâ€" motive Building. Glittering Pageant "Montezuma" depicting the conquest of Mexico by Spanish adventurers, nightly from Aug. 28 to Sept. 9. Sculâ€" ling races for the world‘s professional championship. Band of His Majesty‘s Scots Guards and thirty other bands. World‘s championship Marathon swims, Women‘s Friday, Aug. 25, Open, Wednesday, Aug. 30, and other international competitions afloat and ashore. For fourteen days and nights this collosal annual Exhibition will be a Mecca of inexpensive recreation and education for everyone. Plan to come this year. Exceptional excursion rates arranged. Consult local agents. Railâ€" ways, Steamships, Motor Coaches. William Bispham, aged 23, 31â€"â€"‘33 First Wheat Harvesting Winnipeg.â€"The first wheat cutting report in the West is reported from Altona, Manitoba, directly south of Winnipeg and not far from the border. The report made by local officials of the Canadian Pacific Railway states that barley cutting was also in proâ€" gress there and that with all grains ripening fast the harvest would be very early in that district. When emulation leads us to strive! Life is a great and noble calling, not for selfâ€"elevation by merit alone, and!‘a mean and grovelling thing to be not by belittling another, then it is one i shuffled through as we can, but a Jofty of the grandest possible incentives to| and exalted destiny.â€"Mr. Jobn Morâ€" action.â€"Dr. Johnson. | ley, M.P. Returned from an inspection trip of the province, Premier Bracken said Manitoba as a whole would have crops probably exceeding 75 per cent., but in the southwest, after three succesâ€". sive years of crop failure, the situation was unusually serious. "The credit of the municipalitiee of southwestern Manitoba is exhausted," he said. Winnipeg.â€"With total crop failure almost inevitable, the situation in the rural municipalities â€"{ southwestern Manitoba is so serious that the Maniâ€" toba Government is requesting the Doâ€" minion te place that portion of the proâ€" vince under a jurisdiction of the same commission that administers adjoining drought areas of Saskatchewan, Preâ€" mier John Bracken made known reâ€" cently. Total Crop Failure in Manitoba Region ing floor, and is operated by a standard small magnetic speaker. The source of the motion of the dolls is the viâ€" wration of the diaphram to the sound frequencies, Aver since Paoo was 19 he had fancied the sprightly Maria, but could never summon sufficient courage to ask her to marry him. Both worked in the Piedmont fields until a tew years ago. Then they moved and found _ themselves in neighboring houses. _ Their proximity prompted Paolo to propose. He was accepted. Radio Dolls Please Berlin Dancing radio dolls have become popular in Berlin, Germany, and whenâ€" ever shown in store windows have atâ€" tracted large crowds. A box of bakeâ€" lite composition has attached to it a thin bakelite sheet, which is both the‘ diaphram of the speaker and the daneâ€" Benito Mussolini‘s cheap railway fare plan recently were Paolo Caramello, 79 and shy, and his bride, t)ie former Maria Beltrani, 80. Their courtship had lasted 60 years. Ever since Paoo was 19 be had London, Eng.â€"Charles B. Cochran, theatre manager, is planning to revive, in the autumn, the Noel Coward sueâ€" cess of 1925, "Hay Fever," which ran for 337 performances with Marie Temâ€" pest in the leading part,. â€" This part will be played by Constance Collier, Italian Couple Marry After Sixty Years Rome, Italy.â€"Among newlyâ€"wedded couples arriving bhere under Premier Benito Mussolini‘s chean railwaw Sa«a to watch expected every minute to hear that the dog had been electroâ€" culed, but train after train ran in and out with the animal still going strong. Eventually, after we had waited â€" a quarter of an hour, the dog failed to reappear, Nobody knows what became of him." tion They were accused on four sumâ€" monses of causing to be imported from the continent consignments of snake and other skins contrary to the Cusâ€" toms Consolidated Act, 1876, and makâ€" ing false declarations thereof, Passengers Watch Dog Evade Death in Tube Miss Maude is a nun of the Sacred Heart Convent, Oxford. She is now at the Roehampton Convent, Merchants Fined £1,000 Dover, Eng.â€"Messrs. Charles Brunâ€" et, Ltd., merchants, of Muspole Street, Norwich, were at Dover police court recently fined £1,000 for customs ofâ€" fences, London, Eng.â€"The first woman at Oxford University to win the Chancelâ€" lor‘s essay prize is Miss Bertha Ethelâ€" dreda Mary Maude, B.A., who submitâ€" ted the best essay on "The Coffee Houses of the 18th Century." In 1930 and 1931 the prize was not awarded, and last year there were no candiâ€" dates. dismissed First \ giving a Chiswi Aaccused of ste forms, obtaining pretenses and a suicide in a cell station by stran shoelace, ‘"The passengers who had remained Success To Be Revived charge of a Chiswick address, s 3 s i. Woman at Oxford to Win Essay Prize ining a motorâ€"car by false ind attempting to commit cell at Kensington police strangling himself with a stealing three false pretences om cheque For every bad there might be a worse; and when one breaks his leg, let him be thankful it was not his neck.â€"Bishop Hall. Like many other metals, however, the colder it gets the less resistance it offers to electricity. And at 269 or 270 degâ€"ees below zero on the centiâ€" grade scale, its resistance drops to rearly nothing and it becomes an alâ€" most perfect conductor. It was the degree of resistance offered Lby lead to electricity that enabled Professor Goetz to determine the exact temperâ€" ature irside his "ice cream" freezer. That temperature was six or eight times colder than the lowest temper-‘ atures ever encountered by polar exâ€" plorers. | Since Goetz created an atmosphere of 270 degrees below zero centigrade, which lacked only 3.2 degrees of being as cold as cold can be, people are asking what kin& of a thermometer he employed. Mercury woul« not do; it freezes as minus 39 degrees. Proâ€" fessor Goetz used a lead coil connectâ€" ed with an electric current. At ordiâ€" nary temperatures, lead is a very poor conductor of electricity. ‘ If we knew water only in the form of cxygen and hydrogen we would never realize that liquid water can be used to float boats on or to keep lawns green,. And if we had never seen frozen water, who woull understand its marvelous properties? Helium Now Liquefied By Inexpensive Method Using chunks of frozen air and liquid hydrogen somewhat a&as ice is used by ice cream freezers, Professor Alexander Goetz, of the CaliZornia Inâ€" stitute of Technology, finally succeedâ€" ed in liquefying heliumâ€"at a temâ€" perature less than four degrees this side of absolute zero. The wonder of his work does met Jlie in the liquid kelium; it has been iquified by five other physicists, His imbition, writes Ransome Sutton in The Los Angelesl Times, was to find an inexpensivel method of producing temperatures wherein practically all gases can either be liquified or frozen solid and studied in their various states. | P. E. I.â€"Associations, 20; berds, 265; cows, 1,946, of which 850 averâ€" aged 6,630 pounds of milk and 259.80 pounds butterfat, with a test of 3.91 per cent. Thirtyâ€"five herds averaged, and 302 cows produced 300 pounds and over of butterfat in the year. Quebecâ€"Associations, 121; herds, 1,312; cows, 13,505, of which 6,578 cows averaged 5184 pounds of milk and 194.68 pounds of butterfat per cow, with a test of 3.75. Twentyâ€"four herds averaged, and 407 cows proâ€" duced 300 pounds and over of butterâ€" fat. Nova Scotiaâ€"61 association; 947 herds, 8,368 cows, of which 4,870 averâ€" aged 5,039 pounds of milk and 267.35 pounds butterfat, with a test of 4.50 per cent. Over 300 pounds of butterâ€" fat were averaged by 35 herds and produced per cow by 1,266 cows. New Brunswickâ€"Associations, 52; herds, 638; cows, 3,484, of a total of 5,573; averaged 5,612 pounds milk and 236.75 pounds fat, with 4.21 per cent. test. Sixtyâ€"three herds averaged, and 694 cows produced over 300 pounds of fat. Manitobaâ€"Associations, 54; herds, 707; cows, 7,378, of which 3,168 ayâ€" eraged 6,032 pounds milk and 227.84 fat, with test 3.77 per cent. Forty herds averaged, aand 533 cows proâ€" duced, over 300 pounds fat. Albertaâ€"Cow testing associations, 29; herds, 422; cows, 5,098, of which 3,186 averaged 7,275 pounds of milk and 274.28 pounds of fat with a test of 3.77 per cent. One thousand and eightyâ€"two cows produced, and 92 herds averaged, over 300 pounds of butterfat per cow in the year. Following are the cow testing reâ€" sults by provinces for eight months or more in the calendar year of 1932:â€" | However, the most impressive feaâ€" ture of the cow testing report of ‘1932 is the genuicre interest and perâ€" severence in th» work evidenced by the owners of herds who are now quite convinced as to the usefulness of production records as a basis for tackling their feeding, breeding and management problems. This past year of the 41,868 cows, 22,382 or 53.45 per cent, were recorded for eight or more months, averaging 5,903 pounds of milk and 237.80 pounds of butterâ€" fat, with an average test of 3.99 per cent. Cows averaging 300 pounds and over of butterfat in the year numbered 4,284. ‘Cow Testing Shows l Large Increase Substantial Gain in Average Milk and Fat Production Recorded in Dominion Under the cow testing service of the Dominion Department of Agriculâ€" ture, a total of 4,291 berds, including 41,868 cows, was recorded during 1932. This represents an increase of 3,096 herds and 29,726 cows within a period of six years. Also, an inâ€" crease of 703 pounds of milk and 55.06 pounds of butterfat per cow is recorded, as compared with six years ago. Nootka Packing Company at Nootka naking preparations for canning large quantities of pilchards, Pilchard fishâ€" ermen will receive $1.70 per ton for their catches this year, an increase of 10 cents over last year, and wages to the canned pilchard market this year, bothe%.C?%acke'rs at Kildonan a’ns the Vancouver, B.C.â€"There should be a slight increase in products from pilâ€" chard reduction plants on the Pacific coast operating this season when comâ€" pared with 1932, due to the fact that there will be at least two more plants producing. Prospects are also good for Lethbridge, Alta.â€"Work on the conâ€" truciion of the new sugar warehouse of Canadian Sugar Factories at Rayâ€" mond is proceeding satisfactorily. The large refined sugar containers will be constructed of concrete in the shape of four vertical cylindrical storage bins, each measuring 33 feet in diamâ€" eter and 84 feet in height. The superâ€" structure will reach a height of 122 feet. Saskatoon, Sask.â€"At a meeting of some 100 livestock producers held at North Battleford, the establishment of a cheese factory at that point was favorably considered and a committee appointed to proceed with plans of financing and organization. 1 Winnipeg, Man.â€"A report on bariey growing in Canada by Professor T. J. Harrison of the Board of Grain Comâ€" missioners shows 40 per cent. to be grown in Manitoba, 30 per cent. in Saskatchewan and 13 per cent. in Alâ€" berta, Ontario furnishing 14 per cent. and the rest of the Dominion 4 per cent. In the pastâ€"ten years production has increased by .25 per cent., the 1932 crop being about 136,000,000 bushels. Twelve million bushels are usc . for seed, 36,000,000 bushels exâ€" ported, 65,000,000 bushels are used for feed, while 6,000,000 bushels are maltâ€" ed. Last year the arca sown to barley in Canada amounted to 3,757,600 acres compared with 27,182.100 acres sown to wheat. ‘ Ottawa.â€"A total of 616,215 persons visited the 18 national parks of Canâ€" ada in the fiscal year 1931â€"32. These great reservations cover an aggregate area of 18,000 square miles, each havâ€" ing its own characteristics. There are three scenic and four animal parks in Alberta, four scenic parks in Brtiish Columbia, one scenic park in Manitoba and Saskatchewan, one historic park in Nova Scotia and New Brunswick, one recreation park in Ontario and two island park units. Quebec, Que.â€"The Quebec Bureau of Mines has issued a new map to reet the needs of prospectors and others interested in the mining indusâ€" try of the province. On a scale of three miles to the inch, it covers that section of the Counties of Abitibi and Temisk:.ming where prospectors are most active and where further mining development is expected in the near future. The situation of 83 mining properties is shown on the map, which also includes all the recently conâ€" structed roads in the region. St. John, N.B.â€"Lumber shipments to Greit Britain from the Maritime Provinces in June and July will total from 40,000,000 to 50,000,000 feet, acâ€" cording to Mr. W. E. Golding, a Saint John skhipper, who recently returned from a trip to England made in the interests of Eastern Canadian lumberâ€" men. This prediction was coincident with a statement by Premier L. P. D. Tilley that the long lumber market has been improving by leaps and bounds and that demands from Briâ€" tain have been pouring in to lumber brokers. Halifax, N.S.â€"Good progress is being made by the Gold Mining Assoâ€" ciation of Nova Scotia, which was reâ€" cently formed at Halifax by operators, shareholders and others interested in furthering the development of gold mining in the province. 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