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TRIBUTE th - 7" 1"is. it may be, my lord." BRITISH GAIN IMPORTANT Advance Nearly Vic“)! north thi" yweretary for Ireland In a huntin- Book Lover. llw-w'ntinns: Pedestrianitrep, 2 It l) ok-hunting." This “Who’s mm“ in its biographical notes on lit, Hun. Augustine Birrell, Chief Svrrvlarv oi Ireland since 1907, 'Altar, it is announced, will resign It an Prirly date. To whith might be midi-(l the gvnial putime of in- lbw-axing not a little the gniety of "i fellows, for Mr. Birrell, being l confirmed optimist. n he haa) :nnl‘*‘ than once confessed. tovesto' I " at things through rose-colored Ht"' tncless. and to seize» the oppor- r :v: ty tn vnliven even the most seri- , "m situations with light-hearted , rt Nana and Ppigrams. “wit " all parties, have a Aneere .ffwzluu for him. When Birrell is ull in the "nitric. lobby. smoking- vwm‘. and dining-rooms bf? at mm»- emptied. for members are sure t l lwar a speech witty, informing, red A? time." s of the C n tho 311 sh the Br fUrhtinit t rt m tl DH"; gard been ‘wvn l>~l|9d by the Chief Secretary n wmueetion with certain indus. H‘ull tumbles in Dublin. _ What appeared." said Mr. Bir- th "mas a wholly garbled version .4’ what never took place.” That Terrible Sword. Mr. Birrell's fondness for reliev- .m.; a serious situation by tb humor- ous comment is further illustrated M his remark when frightened o'- rials came to tell him that the l rown jewels had been stolen from Dublin Castle. Remembering that a visit from King Edward was or pected in Ireland, and that he would hive to undergo, the awful ordeal of walking backwards be- fore his midy, holding the big l c'nquent. mm» of his witty sayings will live u all" he is dead. It was he ' on one memorable occasion re- nd to the House of Lords as “re- wnting nobody but themselves. I ther enjoyed the full confidence r- Fir constituents.” while in the It' vein he declared that " pen- " M five shillings a week was not _ ‘n. inducement to longevity." mtN. n one occasu "Y spent on Mt 20 yen" rtificial mom a a happy _ "Then," " reefer muck 1 "Yes, I do 'and so do a ml then there Ins his wit? re- r. when things were going any h his Education bill in 1907, to hutch dignitary, who, meeting I .one day. observed: "I am nid your bill is dead. Mr. Bir- 20,000,000 Pigs M H A despatoh from Berna says: " is estimated that there are twenty million pigs u Germany, and the (in now 3de is death ti ttge,": cause o e quantit o I they edtrtume. .1'lt)f,lliilkl'i'i only sixteen millions the pigs inn-t be ll in tl a an empt at a pau-h from Putin an: Ther won by the British troop. i La Bum. where they up- the village of Ncufe Cha- ppears from additional de- , the affair received to have he greatest single advance the British have made nines hum: entered upon its pre- Ind " Mm What He Bertrred In. 1.300 metres, the attack in furthest point. one and r miles beyond the village. " British troops advanced “0 miles on . line about unm' wide. the British no [gelding who, " l nu one laughed more heartily him when he perpetrated a '. In the House of Commons certain occasion when he was hf-ckled by Earl Winterton re- nt; a statement said to have issued by the Chief .ihee.r",trf a; re mpt reply esurrectio ..l ""P""t" - usurrection of the dead." _ iirrall fully appreciates the of an incident. however, rwn the joke is against him- " in connection with his fum- "ration bill he is rather fond 23 the story of an East Ang- ‘mor who said to Mr. Birrell occasion that if all the mo- mt on education within the pears had been spent. on ti, manure this would indeed appy country. u." said Mr. Bhwell. "you muck to mind I" MKS. rved Il c, I' S'I'IN F, nmmzu I do," said the farmer do a good many other peo It.) the capture of win itself, the British alted in the occupa- man trenchts over , desp that the improve tea Two Miles on a Line That Dig. tance Wide number ot But I believe was ment in the British position brought about by the victory is of great importande and, it pressed further, might compel the Ger- mans to "senate Ls Besseo and perhaps other points which make their line so strong at present. Equnlly important was the success achieved by British airmen in de- stroying the railway junctions at Menin and Courtrni. These are on one of the German main lines of "s.omtnu.rtieatiprt, and their destruc- ftion.will delay the arrival of new lcontingents of troops, which ere reported to be again concentrating in) Belgium for another attempt to break through to Calais and Bon- logne. According to Dutch reports these troops have brought with them a large number of boats for the passage of the canals and rivers, and for the first time.in months they include cavalry units. sword M State, Mr. Birrell ex claimed: "Good heavens. I hope they re membered the smwd." .P.e.rhaps the Story which Mr. Bir, fell rs most fond of telling against himself is that concerning the days when he was Mr. Asquith's col- league in the representation of Fife. One day a. Scottish WP. cornered Mr. Birrell in the lobby with this question, “How is it, Mr. Birrell, that you are returned for West Fife by many thousands, whereas in the eastern division of the same county a really clever man like Mr. As- quith can only be returned by some hundreds I" ‘I assured him” said Mr. Bir. roll. when tvlling the story. "that l bad " great advantage uver Mr. Asquith, fur my father, grand- father, and great-grandfather had all been born in the county of Fife, and thin most of them aa, burigd in the well-known parish church In the district." Like Lord Rosebery, Mr. Birrell is a genuine bunk-lover. Literature is his chief delight, Nul nothing pleases him more than to escape for a few hours from political and offi- cial duties and take a quiet stroll among the bookshops in the hope of picking up some literary trea- sure. Catrttlation as to German Casutai. ties is Surprising. An official note issued by the French Press Bureau declaring that the German losses since the begin- ning of hostilities in killed, wound- ed, sick and prisoners, reaches the enormous total oi 8.000,000 men. This calculation is based on the known casualties in ten Germain regiments. “Analysis of the German losses ',ly,,it'F/,g', months, in. ten regi- merits alien from army corps on both the eastern and western Ger- man fronts. shows a. total of M, 281 trdicers and soldiers; that is, an average per regiment of 7.25 yynat,1, It “VCIHBC P"' "er"""""" _ 7 ly, says the note. Applying this percentage of losses to the entire German army, including the land- wehr, landsturm. new formations and marines, the deduction is made thal the total German losses during the seven months of the war must exceed 3,00_0.000. 1 A must c.\\7rru u,vvu.VV-v The note continues: "Even ad- mitting that certain regiments! suf- tered less than those mentioned above. all regiments have been vio- lently engaged repeatedly on one or the other of the two fronts, sometimes on both, and it is im- possible to arrive at a. smaller fig- ure for the total German losses. including the sick, than 3,000,0oo." We can forgive a. man who hates a quarrel if he quarrels hardly or even unfairly: he is so unused to the game that he cannot be expect- ed in plan l kindly when it is tore- ed upon him: he is embittered 1))" his natural anger that he should) be formed to quarrel at all. But the quarrelsome man who quarrels with a purpme is as base as the pardsharper. He profits by the weaknesSPs of others on a pretence of sharing them. In fact, he is a man that even the most quarrel- sume would never quarrel with twice, Lily more than a gambler will knowingly play twice with a cardshnrper: for in quarreling, as in gambling. there is one law that lshould never be broken just be- }cause ‘both are rather lawless pur- .suits. and that is the law of fair play T5131: Killed orr Suitor (waiting n Is your daughter c winter? Father-“She'll e she's god and res get fresh I'll knock “is other Rotnf. School Teacher---Whtt Ii can tell me where is the the swallow? bytrbr---1 ken, please. fGriiier-rc.we,11, Bobby. m --- " sh, iaz'gww home is in the srtommiok. killed at the rate of 400,000 daily and their meet purdhased by the various communes preserved. Each pig killed between now and mid- April, it is Atismsted will ensure the existence of ten Gama: until amber‘ .-.,. -sgqrF.Bq. .'. ro K' S LO SS 3.000.000. Too tsnpationt. 'rhe'll come out when and ready and it you ll knock yer block off.. 1luarre for the lady) coming What little boy is the home of CiUe swallow out next " SUBMRINE ATTACKS 'I'IIE SS. LAPIANB Under-Sea Craft was Lying in Wait for the Liner " the Mouth of the Mersey. A despatch from London says: The Red Star as. Lapland, which sailed on Friday for New York, carrying 106 passage”, encoun- tered a German an _ Mine just " ter she had cleared the Mersey bar at the mouth of the Mersey, some 20 miles from the lsnding sage; .. The wbtmsrine, which evidently was lying in wait for the liner, gave chase, but the officers of the Lap- land sighted the enemy in time, and crowded their vessel to the limit of her speed, outdjstane1nir the under-sea boat. The Lapland carried 21 saloon, 36 cabin and 49 steerage passen: gers; 1,630 tons of cargo, and 2,925 bags of mail. She is due in New York this week. She was fly- ing the British flag when leP/.t "HS me u....--. no ___ Liverpool. The vessel arrived in Liverpool from New York on her last eastward trip on January 29, and has been held up since by the strike of the dock-workers. In spite of the activity of Ger-l man under-water craft in Britishi waters since the German "war Zone" order went into effect, the attack on the Lapland is the first instance of an attempt to molest a trans-Atlantic passenger vessel. The Lusitania, on the occasion of her flying the American flag in) crossing the Irish Bea, was warned of the presence of German submar- ‘ines, but did not sight the enemy. The Lapland is a twin-screw ves- sel of 18,694 tons, built by Harland and Wolff at Belfast in 1908. Ori- ginally a Belgian ship, she has been (flying the British flag since the suspension of the Red Star Line's lAntwerp M'rvice at the beginning (of the war. Both German and Russian Troops Ire l'Sing It. Elimination of the vodka from Russia has evidently started that immense nation tea-drinking. Ac- cording to The New York Journal of Commerce, heavy buying by Russia of India and Ceylon teas has caused abnormal prices for these teas, the quotations being from 8 to 10 cents a pound higher than a year ago. From reports in the trade the Russians are buying all the India-Ceylons available, and there is a likelihood of prices going still higher. 1 '?iot only. is the Russian army lusmg tea in enormous quantities |now. but the. Kaiser long ago or-i idored it for his troops. Unusually large buying by these two nations and their entrance into new mar- kets as competitors have 'placed the tea market in a tight position. It has been previously pointed, out in these columns that Britain is turning more to tea-drinking. United States drinks 90,000,000 pounds a year. To these factors the Canadian tea trade is sensitive, and advances in market values are not unlikely. Eight ot Them Ire Among Enmny’s Newest Boats. A despatch from London says: A report has been sent from Cux- haven to the Admiralty at Berlin that twelve sulymyriry's have failed to repoytwatrtheir base, eight " them being among Gcrmany's new est boats. Three German Generals Have Been Retired. von Russia Will lggue A despatch from London says: Renter's Pvtrurgrad correspondent says it is unt)erstood. in the Bus- sian capital that an important de, cree relating to the autonomy of Poland and the recognition of the Polish language will be issued shortly. More High Praise l despatch from Ottawa says: Another communication referring to the work and condition of the Canadians has been received by the Government. It is as cheering in tone as those which preceded it, the Canadians having been in the trenches for a fairly protracted period and having conducted them- selves splendidly. III titilt DRINKING To. Kaiser's 'it-in.; I2 " BN l INN bis' MISSING. The London Evening News pun- lishes a despatoh from Copenhagen which says' that Ernst August, Duke of Brunswick. and son-in-law of Emperor William. is suffering from a nervous breakdown, which probably is incurable. The Duke, who went to the front soon after the outbreak of the war, became ill while tisrhtinR in France. iGiie fighting "Oh, doctor, I have sent for you, certainly; still, I must confess that I have not the slightest faith in modem medical science." "Well," said the doctor, “that doesn't matter in tlurleast. You see, a mule has no faith in the vet- erinary surgeon. and yet he cures him all the sme.”- - -- .ondon Ev_enimr_News pub- Scttering From Nerves. Arr. Canadian Troops. This Hurt mm. New Polish Decree. megs ilffll.llll Iltll,tll)lt Toronto. Inch ts.-Mmar--Ntuu'o0', nut. ”tents. $1.70. in jute 'le", -soesd Dntenu, O71): “to“ Mn. w. On. tu'lo when Ion. so pot - plants. quoted at " to 06.25. ”quad. Ind at $6.15 to 06.40. Toronto height Wheat-Manitoba No. 1 ohhern. 81.59: No. ' at 81.51. and No. 3 at $1.M. 011le when. No. a. mini u 81.“. It maid. points ont-ontario, 60 to 68e, outside. sad at " to 66e, on track. Toronto. Waste": Cart. tttu".' 2, quoted at Tttue, and No. 5 It Barley'Good muting cradles. " to Me, outside. Rre--tl,23 to $t.N outside. Ji'.?"-" 2 quotcd a! $1.90 to $2.05. out- . e. I'orrt-rEt 3 new American. 801-2 to 81e. ml rail. Toronto freight. l Buckwheat-No. 2 a; 82 to Me, outside. l Bran and shorts-Brio, 826 a ton. and l $110119 at as. m _ . A - __. L-.. A: on . IIFORTS Flo- TIII LIMIIB "ADI i CURTIS. " AIEIICA. ont--otttsrio, 60 to " to 66e, on track. To uh, No. 2, quoted at 66 l-h. - - . . -iiiiieif '051-Ir-Oar Iota, $3.55. Butter-tso" dairy. tt to 28c: inferior. 21 to Ne; ereamerr prints. 33 1-2 to Me; do., solids. 31 to ak; lumen-3‘ wanton st to 28e. sd?"""""'"'"" 25 to We; storage, 22 to Beanq-t3 to [3.19._fo_r prime. and $3.15 1.0.55.5 "ii ia Ila-Biting! aim}; 12,49. Io v3.0) Iur unuu-un-ru. Boner--60.lb. line sell at 121%. and 10- lb. tin. M. tpp._No. 1 combs. b3 per down. Ct"" INV. A. .o.'.v. Poultrr-ChieVmr, dressed. " to 16e; dui, (Ira-ISM, 13 to 15c; fowl, 11 to Me; 20050. 13 to Ito; turkeys. dreamed. " to tte. CtteeeH8 to 18 late for large, and u 19 to 181.3e fat wins. -- n k -PiGtired9nrtLrid, 10 to 1 out of store. 60e in car lots wichrs, can loll. 65c per bag Wholesaler: are selling to the trade on the following price buns: v Smoked and dry salted otoatr-Bo1la-- Smoked. 14 to t4t-3e; hams. medium, " to " Lac; helvy. 141-2 to 15e; breakfast bacon. 18 to Ne; long clear bmn. tons. 13 tac; one". 13 3-4 to 140: bucks, Erin. 20 are 21c; 'special, 2a-. boneless bu- ' v, to . Green menus-out of pickle. to less than Itiéiéd. [mad-Pure. tuba. 113-4 to Ite; ptsiU, 12 to 12Ho; coypqund. tubs. , b4 to IOC; {(55.16 10' 10 1.4e "lulup , ma|vu. u- ‘m... 'o""-'"" - -Whmst To. 1 Northern. $1.47 3-4; No. 2 Northern, 81.46 1-2; No. 3 Northern. $1.43 3-4: No. 4. 31.3814: No. 5, $1.33 34; No. 6, $1.29 bd; feed, $1.24 3-4. Onto, No. t C.W., 61 Mk-. No. 3 C.W.. 58 blk; extra No. I feed. 58W: No. 1 feed, 57 3-80: No. 2 teed. 56 7-8v. $tprl.er-Ao. 3 15c: No. 4, toe; feed. 67c. Flux No. 1 N.W.C.. 81.6314; bo. 2 C.W.. $1.60b2. Montreal. March 16.-Corn, American No. 2 yellow, 80 to Mc. oaus, (Janwduu Weat- ern. Na 2, 71c; No. 3. 671-20; extra No. 1 feed. 67 1-2; No. 2 local white, 651-20; No.) ' local white. 641ae., No. 4 local white, 63 lac. Barley, Man. feed, " to 79e; mult- inc, " to 96e. Buclorttest, No. 2, 90c. Flour, Mun. Spring wheat patents. ttrests, 87.80; seconds, $7.30; anon; blurs“. $7.10; Winter patents. chance. $1.90; straight rollem. 37.40 to $7.50: “night when, hm. $3.50 to $3.60. Rolled 0.1-. barrels. 07 to 87.25; bake. 90 lbs. 83.4010 33.50. Bran, 826 Shorts, m. hiiddlinr. tu to $34. Mouillia. $35 to 353. Bay. o. g, per ton, car lots. " to "9. Cheese. tineqt westerns. 1714 to 17 1-20: tineqt antenna. 17 to tttMc. Butter. choice-z crewman. 55c; seconds. Me. BI“. fresh. 'stia.'.'ot'"o"" per bait, our Iota, 50 to Hinnewolia, Much tc-Wheat-No. 1 hard. $1.48 br, No. 1 Northern. $t.44 SA to $1.48 1-4: No. , Northern, $11034 to $i.66 SA; Kay. 31.42 SA; July. 81.5138. torn--No. 3 yellow. 67 3-0 to “14¢. Oata --No. 5 white. M to 641-40. Flour and bran unclaimed. Duluth, larch 16.--Wtterat-No. 1 hard, $1.51 1-8; No. 1 Northern, $t.50 1-8; No. 2 Northern. $1.45 " tow $1.?! ta-. m. 81.47 1-8: July, “.42. Li-dd-A) ' 81361-2: May. $1.81 Ira; July. 31.89. Live Stock Markets. . Toronto, March tth-Choke omen, 87.75 to 87.80. Good ringed between 81 and $7.40, with ohoil-e M $7.50 to $7.80; medi- um in 86.50 to " end tor mmon to fair $5.50 to $6.50. (30': brought $6 to $6.60 for best. and good $5.15 to " medium. $5.25 to 85.75. and common. $4.75 to $5.25. Bwlls of tins annuity brottght between $6.50 and $6.55;de to choice. $5.75 to $6.50. Cannerm to 84.25 and rumors were wanted at $4.35 to $4.75. Btockers, $5.50 to $6.25 tor good. and at 84.50 to ‘$5.25 for light. Milken; and sprinzem l were atmdy. Calves $8 to $11 for good and $5 to $8 for common and medium. Show. $6 to $1.50 tor Iight t-wes. Lambs. $9.50 to $10.50 for nice light lots. Swine r,old at $8.25 ott cars. . Montreal, March 16.-Prime heaven 7 ld to Sc: medium. 6 to 71.4c; vommon. 4 3-4 to 5 340; CoWe, 840 to $80 each; “wingers, $30 to $70 each; oalven, 5 to K; sheep, about he; hubs. 9 to 9 Ia-, hugs, 8 5-40 Winnipeg. March. 16 4aoh quotations -Wheul -No. 1 Noylhorg. $1.57 'c,4i.AI. , The Pirate Chiefs (' Copper Front [taly A despatch from Geneva. says: large quantities of copper from Italy destined for Germany were seized by the Swiss authorities at Chiasso on Wednesday. The meth- od employed for some time, accord- ing to Swiss officials, has been to send contraband from Genoa in sealed cars labeled Amsterdam. These cars have passed through Switzerland, and on crossing the German frontier have been pun in charge by the Germans, who re- moved the freight and returned the cars to Italy. The newspapers have published articles exposing this traNe. Expelling Civilians From Occupied France. A despatch from Geneva says: Thirty thousand civilian inhabi- tants of French territory occupied by the Germans are being expelled through Switzerland in lots of 500. The first thousand passed through Geneva on Tuesday. They were ehiefy from Lille and Msubeuge, and consisted of very old people and children under ten years. ,Some of the French children said that they had often gone near the fighting line to get food. The ex- liles were sent across the French frontier by the Swiss authorities. Unlted sum Harlan Country Produce. Montreal Markus. -ttrtte. t WInnlpes Gram. PrttttiMttrtB, Threaten Reprisals. iL-riityr-ara1itte éeiieil by the Swiss. tt ttre, inferggn per bag of 90 Its. tk per ban g. Now Brunt NEWS ABRHSS Tilf BINDER WHAT IS GOING oy OVER " THE STATES. Latest Happenings In Big Republic Condensed for Busy Readers. New Yo.rk now has MP highest tax rate smce 1902. .yermont: has a bill requiring oer tificates of a doctor prior to mar r19ef?el'eTun.v. _ -iGidad Siblings has exported $377,- 400,000 worth of foodstuffs since the European warnbegap. 'kérrnogfua Wis.',' has opened t municipal school for the training " servant girls.. . . . . Franpevs Foroio, aged three, is in a, hospital at Famine. N.J., playing round happily with a bullet in her he ad Girl mess-angers hetwvo 1 the tvlo graph rooms at Wichita, Kan. work on roller skates for expedi Lion. . . A wedding and christening hunk place alongside a father's coffin at Mrs. Robert John's home, Chicago; bride and mother were sistersu Frank Crawor, Newark, died of cancer of the tongue from a. tack held in his mouth while laying car- peta. His widow got $2,700 from big employe_ra. . , l .... mu,” _._. New Yark shop girls my the State rest law in stores is a farce; eulployers {usage it. so. The wage of 50.000 men and wu- men in Now York is less than 88 a week. Rut poison in rolls used at an Alma, Neb., church feast caused two deaths and thirty prwstruityys. James Baxter, of Philadelphia, was absolved from supporting his wife because ghee tangoed herself in- sane The president of the Alliance of Jewish women at Washington would drop the word "charity" in relief work. - Judge Whitehead, of Williams- port, Pa., wanted to place George Miler on the whipping post for striking a woman. t John" Temp was the victim u Pennsylvania's first official electro cutmn for wife murder at Rock A Minnesota legislator wants ml fine electors who won't tote $1.000 or give a year’s sentence to jail. Sixty pm- cent. of the forest fires nf the U.ti. are charged to locomo- tive sparks. Crown and rats took hoof disease , to Worcester, Mass.. Home Farm] from the State Hospital farm. , Florence Iran Amber, Chicuazo'si policewoman. shot at and captured. a crook, who_ran away. , l T te W a. \Inun. ....v ._._ - q Mrs. Hilda Long, alleged to be a wholesale swindlvr in charity col- lections, got a year in jail at Chi- cago. Chicago old newsboys raised 36.- 204 by selling newspapers in one day for charities. A despatch from London sans: Speaking of the compensation to be made to persons whose factories the Government might commandeer under the amendment to the de- fence of the realm act, introduced in the House of Coimnons on Tues- day by Chancellor of the Exche- quir_Lloydfeorge, thg Qhancellor quot Suio_"'t5"r III-v v..-..‘-nv on Wednesday promised that every- thing possible would be done to re- duce inconvenience and lass. Con- tinuing, he said: "It is, however, a matter of life and death with this country that ye increase epgrmoua; CUuuu’ VIII-u v". ...‘,....._~ __ _ ly our supplies of munitions of war, in spite of the possible loss to individuals. The national needs are so overwhelming that I hope those who are inconvenienced in the matter of contracts will put up with it." Ties of Dardanell PN from Rum Fate. fllllll ERIN'S GREEN ISlE SEWS BY MAIL FROM IRE- LAND'S SHORES. Hippo-Mugs In the Emerald Isle ol Interest to Irish- an. A great deal of damage to pro- perty was done by a. fierce gal: that paged in Nevury and district. re- isently. Lord Cogleton. estates near Ma County has been in Flanders. Forty members 1 Cvnrobulary who Irish Guards have ham from Dublin. Speaking at Knuckeu, Co. I. m- erick. Ald. Joyce. M.P., acid at no time was there greater need for unity among Iriwhmen than now. . A number of consignments of arms and ammunition for gun- smiths in Dublin have been held up at the Hall wharf by (he L'ritighau- thorities. Corn Nationalist voluoter rs have now taken over the duty of guard- Ing railway bridges in the city. which have hitherto been done by the military. One thousand employee in the shipbuilding works of Workman. Clark & Co. .Belfut, have respond» ed to the call, and 200 are already at the front. "no- ____i'er An old-age pensioner named t1atherine McKinley of Dram. 'Rashurkin, near Ballymena, was ‘drowned in a. well t-I'o feet deep a few yards from her lmme. An outibreak of fire occurred in an oil store at Sampsmn Lane, Dublin, and burning petroleum flowed down the. lane, and endan- gered a whole row of ships. [ Mr. W. Wilson, of Hill street, ‘Lurgan. has receixed a letter our mining the King's congiwtttlat'ins inn aceoun1 of his having four with serving in the forces. Messrs. Harland & Wolff now finda a. place, for the first time, on 'the list of the British Admiralty, having received an order for a large vessel. I f 1 Mrs. Exe-ls troubled with Mrs. Wre--N ever I hear hm: “mung g nights I tell him I think I h burglar downstairs and he diately dates Mt. Rambling Mtutgies ~I “as rut last night, and I reckon that all fitty-three articles were tstoleni me. Exerything I had in the. my Policeman --e Fifty-thee anic Sin‘fnikiifi‘ilr‘is‘fflii’smvs muck mums cum BY "gMilliilllllE' Count Ten-Then Relief Comes From Chronic Asthma. “Pa. when you say you're ’ur a person it means you I grudge against him. doesn't "Generally, my son." "Well, bag the hen 3 against the farmer, pat" Nothing yet discovered cm compnre l with Ctrtarrhogotle in bad, ugly cues‘ of Asthma. Cutarrhozone is the one remedy that can be sent quickly sud directly to Ill parts of the breathing own-ml. The ettect from Catarrhozone is a quick one-you teel better in no time ---lreco up the good work, use Catarrho. mne as directed and you get well. i If your use is cunhie. " milling on earth can rid you msrrryuwtlr of If your case is curate, u luyunug on earth can rid you permanently of Asthma, it will be Catarrhoeoms. It qomins that strangely soothing and p'oeertut anuoeptlc tound In the Blue Cogleton. who has large near Maryland, Queeis has been killed in avtion Willie Wants lo hum“. 0r Pretvnds To. fthe Royal Irish hue joined the arrived at that- vour huwhand " n tgies ‘I “as rubbed I reckon that ubuut PS were stolen from ONTARIO "HUI , mu ar Wh " mud ar mm the no ARCHIVES TORONTO rld Sewapnper Advertising Clap-lg- Swelled Firm'. orders. The results of a 'e00.000 cun- patgn of newspaper advertising that. brought, in the midst oi the business paralysis following the outb.reak of the European war, a niaxxmutn gain in business of 70 per cent. over the bruridtirttr trade of the same period a year before were announced by George M. Brown, president of a roofing company. with its parent manufacturing our tre in East M. Louis. Missouri. While other manufacturers were bemoaning the de reunion. Mr. Brown's Concern Eroadened its lseope until. completely outstrip lpiug even the record of its most prosperous era. it is exhibiting for January and February last. a series of colossal gains. For these two months, Mr. Brown sass. the maxi. llllltm gain in husinesos “an 70 per cent. in some departments, and the minimum gain in any department was 19 per cent. over the earm- ponding period in 1914. “hen con ditions genera“) were at or above normnl. Not one of the concerns I.“ lcmployes has been laid off a min- ute sinee the uewrpnper adrertis- ing campaign was started. and all have received their regular unla- ries or “ages. Three shifts were , kept at Work daily all {all and win- ter, Editor Goes to Jtil A despite}: from Gums. Ger- many. says: Herr Geithner. . So- cialist member of the tgaze-Co. bourg Diet. and editor of the Goths Vo‘ksblatt, has been sen- tenced to three months' imprison- ment for commenting sarcastic-Hy upon Emperor William's statement that he no longer knew parties, but only Germans. The Volksblntt has Ween suspended. - I A despatch from Geneva says: [The Tribune has received a tele- gram from Budapest, in which it lis athrmed that in important {an tion of Hungarian dopulirs has put sented a signed declaratiun lo tle Hungarian “monument. umwrliuq i'that the silualiun in Hungary politically and emumnk-nll}. i, desperate. and that half of th, Hungarian army has hem (ll-slim Hungarian Deputies In Pessimist if Save Germany'" Qil mg lt fr young M"' campaign ed her for friend," i Do you or do The pump. I looked " her lady." he sai think I Muir syringe.” Gum Tree of Austral“, and this in tortMied with other germ-killing pro- perties which. when tscientifically com- bined. nuke Cumrrhowne u variable specific for Asthma Cuurrh mt Bronchitis. Even though many other remedies have fafled-evett though you are din. courued and triuar--<et"ser up Ind try Cnturrhowne toanr. What it repeated. ly has done tor other! " will surely not full to uncommon for you. Cnturrhozone is not expemlve. Ono dollu' will buy a comma outtit from any Drum-t. The money will be welt spent become your lmmediute im- provement In health will nut-pun your fondant expectations. Don't wait-Ho. iis"G"i"i"tir'riGriiruicnurr1"- h It When M " tl His Wm NIH-d " llvnd m 1d." said Mrs. Eddy must Answer me on (nu or do you not d ill he ue "I lk ii,; Jibes at Kaiser. Ill _ at rt By Rising Earlier. ard tl Id " at our w Intended h Tl. SF . ,