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& "I have done my work well," he hissed. " By this time the leaven is working. By this time they are alâ€" ready asking each other "Why wasn‘t Bhamrock second?" ‘ Because it was built in nineteen hundred and won.‘ Where is no hope for them. In anâ€" other day the tabloid samples will have penetrated to every section of the United States and Yorktown will tumble from its base and the Leyâ€" Jand line will revert to English ownâ€" ers. I am thr savior of my people, the destroyer of my country‘s foes," . Then C. Arthur Pearson went below and wrote these, to be cabled over wrhen he arrived in London ; , ** Why did the fly fly ?" i **Becanse the spider spidee.* [ : "How does the City Hall ?"* t> d . *By police force." £ /3 The Cause of it All. On the deck of an outward bound steamer passing the Statue of Liberty stood an Englishman, wearing eyeâ€" glasses and possessing other evidences of intelligence. "Why couldn‘t Bronx Borough any money ?" "Because the Manhattanâ€"ed any." The spectators fell back as though stricken by some dread disease, and evren the surgeons fled, leaving him to his fate. * \| ' etopping passersby and propounding to them such conundrums as these, taken from the Pearson edition : "Why did the brandy smash ?" "To make the barâ€"tender." * . "Why is a crow ? "Beâ€"caws." "Why did the steeplechase ?" "To give the poolroom." He was quickly overtaken, and as he was being forced into the ambuâ€" lance he cried aloud : No Escape. ‘"Ha, ha," shrieked the madman, 1 ve got you in my power now, you must hear them, I can make them up mysell. What doos the winlowe? Ha, ha. What does the streetâ€"car? Why is a mouse when it spins ? Who did the cobblestone ? What causes the winâ€" dowâ€"pane ? What did C. Arthur lay the Pearsâ€"on? Who did the _ coal atove ?" "He is harmless," said the ambuâ€" lance surgeon, looking him over. "It was not necessary to strike him with the bench more than once. There ia only one danger. He may â€" have Iinfected others." He had. Far down Broadway a haggard looking man, evidently hailing from an obscure suburb, was to be seen "Help, help," cried the suffering victim feebly trying to struggle away from the place. "Why do you do this to me? I never saw you beâ€" fore." _ The sombre, moody stranger turnâ€" ed, to find the man beside him almost speechless, utterly helpless. To him he read the following : "Why was the Venetian blind ?" "Because the circularâ€"saw." "Why is Russell Sage ?" "Because he gives Henry Clews." "Can the sardineâ€"box ?" "No, but the tomatoâ€"can." "Why did the dryâ€"goods box ?" "Because it saw the bargain counâ€" ‘Or.“ ette." "How did the cakeâ€"walk ?" "The clamâ€"chowder how." "No more, no more," moaned the Spate attendant, staggering back, pale and alfrighted. "I can stand no more, and, with a wild shriek he dashed toward the Fifth Avenue Hotel, followed by a mob and pelted with park furniture and al fresco bricâ€"aâ€"brac. Hardiy had the stranger seated himself before a collector appeared before him and in a hoarse, raucous volce asked him for five cents. ‘"Pay or leave," said the collector. Unmasking HMis Battery. Unfolding the long, narrow magaâ€" zine sheet in his hand the stranger read slowly : "Why did the sideâ€"walk ?" "Because the elevatedâ€"road." "Why did the tobaccoâ€"plug ?" "Because he saw what the cigarâ€" The man with the shifting, restless eyes carried in his hand a specimen of the prevailing type of British tabâ€" loid journalism. The part exposed showed, however, that it was an American imitation, recently produced in this city by a visiting English editor. He entered Madison Square _ at twelvre minutes of two o‘clock and sat down in one of the green armâ€" chairs provided by Oscar Spate. Nearâ€" ly touching his elbow in another of the rented seats sat a harmless lookâ€" ing person whose habitat would be placed in‘either Brookliyn, Weehawâ€" ken or Ossining by one good at guessâ€" He was not naturally a brutal man, Judging from his appearance, but a restless shifting oi the eyes and a certain strange furtiveness marked him as one suffering from mental deâ€" lugion. Among the many attractions at the Panâ€"American Exposition, none Ras drawn more attention than the Boston steel Loopâ€"deâ€"Loop Railway, which is situated just outside the East Amherst and Delaware avenue enâ€" trance to the Fair grounds. This novel railway has attracted thonsands of people since the opening of Builfalo‘s big show, and has already succeeded in outrivalling its@ rivals within the Exposition gates. The Loop affords its passengers a ride through space, part of the time with heels up and head down, a% a terrilfic speed, and in perfect safety. As a matter of fact the road was built altogether with a view to the safety and comfort of its patron@, and the many competent en gineering experts who have examined Its construction and workings have united in the report that it is perâ€" fectly aife. The Loops may be reached direct either by the Mainâ€"Zoo or the Jefferson street cars. EB /o4 A PANâ€"AMERICAN ATTRACTION. LONDON EDITOR‘S DiRE REVENGE. By Karl Decker, New York. That proud statue will garâ€" Clevertionâ€"I hope, old man, i you gave me a clever sendâ€"of{. _ "Certainly. I told her that you never made love to a girl in your life that you didn‘t mean it." > It is the mission of Dr. Williams‘ Pink Pills to make rich, red blood, nourish the nerves, tissues and varâ€" lous organs of the body, and thus by reaching the root of the trouâ€" ble, drive disease from the system. Other medicines act only on the symptoms of the disease, and when such medicines are discontinued, the troubles returnedâ€"often in an aggravated form. If you want health and strength, be sure the full name, "Dr. Williams‘ Pink Pills for Pale People," is on the wrapâ€" per around each box. If your dealer cannot supply you the pills will be sent postpaid at 50 cents a box, or six boxes for $2.50. by addressâ€" ing the Dr. Williams‘ Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. . Dashawayâ€"Miss Calloway took me aside yesterday and wanted to know my honest opinion of you. son, I became the picture of health, and felt it, too. It is several years since I used the pills, and I have not had any preiurn of the trouble. I am positive Dr. Williams‘ Pink Pills saved me from an early grave, and I cannot recommend them too highly to those who are afflicted as I was." 1 read in a paper one day the tesâ€" timonial of a person whose sympâ€" toms were almost identical â€" with my own, who was cured by Dr. Wiiâ€" liams‘ Pink Pills. 1 decided to give them a trial and purchased a box. When that box was done I got anâ€" other, and found gradually that the pills were helping me. The trip to Colorado was ®»andoned, and I conâ€" tinued using the pills until I had taken eight or nine boxes when I felt like an altogether different perâ€" son. From a pale, thin, listless perâ€" a change of climate would benefit me. While contemplating this trip "Dr.. Williams‘ Pink Pills is the only medicine that ever gave me any real benefit," said Mrs. R. K. Harris, a wellâ€"known resident _ of Windsor, to a representative of the Review recently. "I do not know exactly what my trouble was; docâ€" tors _ seemed _ unable to tell me, though I thought myself{ it was conâ€" sumption. I had a constant racking cough, and a constant feeling _ of languidness. My blood seemed to have ‘turned to water, and I was very pale. I had a feeling in my chest as though some foreign subâ€" stance â€" was lodged there. The slightest noise made me nervous; I was dejected all the time, and could not scarcely do any househoid work. I tried medicines, but they did not help me in the least. Doctors did not seem able to help me or tell me what ailed me, althougih their bills increased with alarming rapidâ€" idly. I grew so weak, and so deâ€" spondent that finally I decided to take a trip to Colorado, to see if The Trying Condition of Many Women. Subject to Meadaches, Dizziness and Heart Palpitation.They Grow Disâ€" couraged and Prematurely Old. (From the Review, Windsor, Ont.) Cooling summer salads may prove beneficial from a health standpoint, even when carelessly served, _ but their appetizing value is increased tenfold when they are thoroughly chilled and garnished with green. Broiled beefstoak is good, _ but broiled beefsteak dressed with butâ€" ter and flour rubbed together is a dish for the gods. Whenever it is possible use garnishes of green. A clever cook can so transform the simplest dish as to be hardly recognizable, Veal cutlets â€" served plainly are good, but veal cutlets vreaded _ and served with tomato sauce are excellent, and so â€" very little more trouble. A careful housewile will not allow her table to become "mussy" durâ€" ing the meal ; she avoids this by hayâ€" ing the soup plates and the various dishes quickly removed after each course. Have the dessert all served on the sideboard, and keep all ices and cold dishes well iceqa until wanted. The Warm Weather Demands Extra Fastidiousness at Meal Time. Appetites are capricious at this trying season, and extra care must be taken to have the daily meal serving dainty and attractive. POINTERS FOR SERVING. PALE AND DEJECTED. EKarnest Worshipper. *o "Mr. Topfloor : Dear Sir,â€"Replying to your favyor of January 15th, statâ€" ing that you must lr:.ve more heat in your flat, I take pleasure in informâ€" ing you that the entire building is now thoroughly heated, and in exâ€" pressing the hope that you are satisâ€" fied. July Oth. Mike Mugging, Janâ€" itor."â€"Baltimore American. The commission men were surprised next morning when they received a lot of ducks with rubber bands around their bills, and when the bands were removed the shouts of protest from ‘t_l_1e dgcka were deafening.â€"Kansas SOZODONT Tooth Powder 2§¢ City Star. The next night he had two coops of unusually vociferous ducks. As soon as it came time to sleep he wrenched a slat from one of the coops, reached in and pulled out a duck. From his pocket he took a small rubber band, which he slipped over the duck‘s bill just back of the nostrils. The duck tried to quack, but the rubber band, while it stretched a little, would not permit the duck to open its bill far enough to use its tongue. Only a murâ€" mur came from it. One by one the ducks were muzzled, and the baggage man rested comfortably. it has been his habit and privilege to lie down on an improvised couch and dose. With the advent of the ducks, the dozing stopped. The conâ€" stant quacking of the ducks, who could not understand their strange environment, would not permit _ of sleep. h For many nights as he lay awake he planned relief. He thought of strangling the ducks or chloroforming them. But neither expedient seemed good. One night a bright idea came to him. After hie had put it into exeeuâ€" tion the ducks were silent. " I‘m speakin‘ of his stomach, mum. I made him hask, as he likes fur breakfast. He says they was too much meat in it. Imakes him anâ€" other plate fur the next morning‘ and he says it was all potatoes." "‘I guess Ican‘t suit you,‘ says I. "‘Don‘t guess again,‘ he says, and I tole him that he didn‘t know no more about stylish hash than a cow does about runnin‘ a dancin‘ school. He said he would make me a gift ¢ a cook book so Icould learn how to make hash. Me! I could make hash afore he had tcoeth to eat it with. Me and him can‘t live under the same roof, mum, and you kin make your choice."â€"Detroit Free Press. A baggage man on the Sante Fo, who runs into Kansas City from out in the western part of Kansas, has bost lots of sleep. It is doubtful if he ever can catch up with it. He leaves Hutchinson at night and reaches Kansas City in the morning. Nearly every night he brings in his car two or three coops of live domestic ducks. During the night, when he has no baggage to deliver at small stations. "He‘s one of the bestâ€"hearted men alive," "Tll give you warn‘ till I pack me trurk, mum. I‘m no slave and I‘m not used to being complained of either. I kin cook with the best of ‘em and I wouldn‘t go down on me knaes to lord or lady ; not me. Didn‘t you tell your husband to look after the house while you was sick, mum ?" "*I did." "It was the mistake of your life, mum. He makes a god of his stomâ€" ach. That he do, mum, and a serf of his servants." "I‘m leavin‘, mum," said the. maid of all work to hor mistress, at preâ€" sent an invalid. " I‘ m going dressmakâ€" in‘ and Teouldn‘t stay here, nohow, anyhow." ; "0, it‘s too bad, but I would have given you due notice and a week‘s wages," One day, shortly after the death of the Duke of Clarence, while walking with one of her ladies in the lanes, the Princess of Wales met an old woman, weeping bitterly and totterâ€" ing under a load of packages. On inâ€" quiry it appeared she was a carrier, and made her living by shopping and doing errands in the market town for the country people. ‘"But the weight is too heavy at your age," said the Princess. "Yes, you‘re right, ma‘am ; I‘ll have to give it up, and if I give it up, T‘ll starve. Jack carried them for meâ€"my boy. ma‘am." ‘"And where is he now ?" "Aack ? he‘s dead. Oh, he‘s dead !" the old woman â€" cried wildly. The Princess, without a word, hurried on, drawing her veil over her face to hide her tears. A few days later a neat little cart and stout don= key were brought to the old carrier‘s door. She now travels with them to and fro, making a comfortable livâ€" ing, and has never been told the rank of the friend who has tried to make her life easier for the sake of her dead boy.â€"Philadelphia Telegraph. The parson walked over to him as if he had been a door rug, pickâ€" e him up and dusted ithe side of the house with him and then mopâ€" ped up the sidewalk with his form. "Parson, what did you fool me for? You are chock full of fun.‘"â€" New ‘York Times. _As the ambulance was carrying the cowboy off he raised his head feebly and said : The old athlete‘s spirit rose; the science which had been learned in the college gymnasium and forgotâ€" ten for a quarter of a century was aroused and a blow landed on the Jaw of that cowboy that _ sent him sprawling in the street. And he knocked the parson‘s hat off his head and hit him a whack "Parson, you don‘t have enough fun. Take a drink." ‘The minister declined. . ‘"Well," he said, "parson, you must have some fun. Here‘s a faro layâ€" out. Take a Hand in the game." The minister declined. "Parson," said the cowboy, "you‘ll die if you don‘t have some fun." He enitered the ntinistry and spent years in missionary labor in the far west. Walking one day through a frontier town, a cowboy stepped up to him and said : A clerical friend of mine told me a capital story of a Yale man who was the stroke oar of his crew and the chief athlete on the football field. A Letter From the Janitor 44404004049 999999909990909 SHORT STORIES OF THE DAY 4990009000400 9900%¢ TORONTO Duke and Duchess of Cornwall and York to a trip down the Ottawa raplide on a crib of square timber, Daughterâ€"Pa, this plano is horriâ€" bly out of tune. Nervous Parentâ€"Yâ€"eâ€"s, my dear, it im 1 think you‘d better not play on it any more until it has been tuned. ‘"Well, I won‘t. When will you have it done ?" ; "Oh, in a year or so." ; Praised His Wife. Jackâ€"I‘ll tell you what‘s the matâ€" ter, George. You don‘t praise your wife enough. Even if things don‘t go right, there‘s no use growling. Praise her efforts to please, wheâ€" ther they are successful or not. Georgeâ€"All right, I‘ll remember it. George (at dinner, same day)â€"My dear, this pie is just lovely! It‘s deâ€" licious. Ever so much better than those my mother used to make. She couldn‘t equal this pie if she tried a month. George‘s Wifeâ€"Huh! You‘ve made fun of every pie I ever made, and nOwâ€"â€"â€"â€" 1 Georgeâ€"But this is lovely. “Ge(.J_u-g_.e's Wl‘f'eâ€"'l‘!x_at‘_ came from Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. A drug%uts refund the money if it fails to cure. 25¢c. E. W. Grove‘s signature is on each box. the The clerk pushed up the book for her signature, and, indicating the place, said: "Sign on this line, please,‘ * "Above or below it 2" "Just above it." "Me whole name ?" _ "Naw, oi doan‘t. Oi wants to put some in," was the reply. "Do you want to withdraw or deâ€" posit ?" asked the clerk,. ° An old woman of undeniable Celâ€" tic origin entered a provincial sayâ€" ings bank the other day and walkâ€" ed up to the desk. 1 "Young man, I‘ll break your neck in about a minute!" "But you said"â€"â€" "Never mind what I said. I‘ve changed my mind."â€"Leslie‘s Weekly. "I have resolved, father, to seek such a wife as you describe," said the young man, with determination, "I see the folly of seeking a wife in society. I will go to an intelliâ€" gence office this afternoon and see if I can find one that will answer. And then I‘ll have mother call on her, andâ€"and"â€" "You are getting near the age at which a young man naturally begins to look around for a wife, and I don‘t want you to make a misitake." "I‘ll try not to, father." No butterflies of fashion, my boy, but a girl of some solid worth; one who has some practical accomplishâ€" ments." ‘"Yes, father." "Never mind the piano playing and Delsarte lessons; never mind the dancing and the small talk. When you find a girl that can cook, my boy, it will be time to think of marrying. When you find a girl who can make up her own bed, knows how to set a table, without forâ€" getting something, is able to put up the preserves, and, above all, is good at sewing, go in and win her, my boy, and you will have my blessâ€" ing." L Ottawa Iumbermen will invite the "Yes, father," replied the young man, meekly. Me Had Considered, But the Elaer Relented. "Have you considered all that I hbave said, my boy?" asked the old gentleman the day after he had given his son a little fatherly adâ€" vice. "I have taken only three boxes of Dodd‘s Kidney Pills and cannot help but credit them with my cure. I have been free from my trouble since takâ€" ing PDodd‘s Kidney Pills." "I am going to say a word conâ€" cerning Dodd‘s Kidney Pills," he writes. "I cannot do otherwise than praise this wonderful medicine heartâ€" lly, fort I am now, owing to Dodd‘s Kidney Tills, in perfect health. For some time I have not, felt the slightâ€" est pain in the back. My kidneya are working properly. When I go to bed I find rest, whereas before using Dodd‘s Kidney Pills I got up more fa~ tigued than the night before. I had pain in the back and headache which broke my sleep. "Before oi was married !" "No, just as it is now." i "Oi can‘t wroite."â€"London King These exgeriences include nearly all the Tfatal, nonâ€"contagious diseases. Bright‘s Disease, Diabetes, WVropsy, Rheumatism, Bladder and Urinary Disorders, Female Trouble, Heart Trouble, Blood â€" Discases, Nervous Complaints are all emphatically deâ€" clared to have been entirely cured by Dodd‘s Kidney Pills. But more than any other compliaint, Backache counts oftener. 1 Emile Couatre, of this town, says they cured him of Bachache and other Kidney troubles, and writes a letter for publication in this paper to that effect. # Aa remedy made so many warm, outâ€" spoken Triends for itself. Whatever part of Quebec one chances to be in, the mentioning of Dodd‘s Kidney FPills is always enough to bring forth the grateful story of an experience with this most remarkable remedy from one of the listeners. Racine, Que., July 15.â€"(Special.)â€"It ia a very strange thing, but lately all through this Province the people have been taiking in a straight, downright way about the niedicine, Dodd‘s Kidney Pills. Never before has His Letter is Typical of Hundreds Lately Received from Lower Proâ€" vincesâ€"Same Work Being Done All Over the Dominionâ€"Dodd‘s Kidney Pills Stand Alone in the Conquest of Kidney Disease. HEARTY PRAISE FROM QUEBEC To Cure a Cold in One Day Racine Man Expresses Himâ€" self Strongly for Dodd‘s Kidney Pills. AS REGARDS A WIFE. for Minard‘s and take ‘s.â€"New York Weâ€"eily.‘ In Good Time. Particular. no A stprong and faithful pulpit is no mean sa®guard of a tion‘ _fin Hal‘:‘ nation‘s life, men of the past had convicticns, while the _ modern@ have only opinâ€" Philosophy, if rightly defined nothing but the love of wisd, Cicero. Mildred (still blushing)â€"Am I the first girl you ever kissed, Gordon? Gordonâ€"No, my love ; but you are the lagt. Mildredâ€"Am I, really ? On, Gordon, it makes me so happy to think of that.â€"Town and Country, The animal world has toâ€"day a surgical science quite its own. Thore are dogs with artificial teeth, pigcons and cows with wooden legs, dogs with glass eyes and other animals with false hair, false tails and failse limbs of all kinds. There is, indeed, hardly a limit to the possibilities of animal surgery. A unique Caxzton on vellum, the Bible which Charles I. took with him to the scaifold, the same monareh‘s copy of Shakespeare, and an original copy of "The Faery Queen" â€" are among _ Windsor castle‘s _ literary treasures. The king has taken a keen interest in the doings of contemporâ€" ary Wwriters, ang a curious little hobby has been the collection of penâ€" nibs used by them. In it are included a Browning nib, a Hardy nib and nibs of other distinctions. A neighbor advised us to try MIXâ€" ARDB LINIMENT, which we did, and within three days my child was all right, and ITam §so grateful that I send you this testimonial, that my experience may be of benefit to others. 1LOUJIS GAGNIER Minard‘s Liniment is used by gicians. The royal library at Windsor castle contains about 100,000 volumes, and among them are many literary curios. Gentlemen,â€"Last â€" November my child stuck a nail in his knee, causing inflammation so severe that I was advisel to take him to Montreal and have his limb amputated to save his life. Bt. Martin, Que., May 16, 1895 C. C. Richards & Co.: "*How do you mean ?" I asked, not quite compremending . "I know a good thing when I see hit," she laughed. 4 * Oh, I see," I said, and they areâ€"" " "Tain‘t fer me to be talkin‘ about my â€" neighbors, mister," she interâ€" rupted. Dinner‘s ready ; pull up yer cheer." iÂ¥ . x // "‘They know a good thing," she snickered softly in affirmation as she spread out the tablecloth. " Well, why the mischief don‘t you marry one of them ?" "I reckon I‘m a little like they air, mister," she explained. ‘"*Oh," I followed, "they recognize a superlative when they observe it, do they ?" £ ‘"‘That‘s whut the men folks in this neck uy woods is alâ€"ays tellin‘ me," she laughed. ‘"* Well, you‘re a mighty handsome woman to be a widow," I said impulâ€" sively. " Your husband is some compan7, I suppose," I ventured. " I hain‘t got no husband." That rather startled me, and I paused a moment. + *"* My old iman," she continued, "was killed by a sawlog fallin‘ onto him about four ye‘r ago. Him an‘ me come here from Virginuy about a ye‘r afore it happened." " "Twuz at {ust, but I m used to hit now," she responded with a philoâ€" sophic smile, "Haven‘t you any children ?" "‘Two, but they air at schoo!l, an‘ don‘t git home till evenin‘." * Don‘t you find it rather lonesome living so far {zom the main road ?" I agked after a few desultory remarks. The house was about half a mile up the hollow. Keep Minard‘s Liniment in That suited me exactly, and 1 didn‘t care if it was two hours unâ€" til dinner time so long as she was around, so I "lit" and woent in. Naturally enough I talked to her, and it wasn‘t long until 1 was flatâ€" tering her, just as all men flatter pretty women. "I beg your pardon," I manage | to stammer, after a moment, "C a you tell me whege I can get someâ€" thing to eat ?" "Hit‘s a mite airly fer dinner," she said, looking at a shadow across the porch, "but ef you‘ll light an‘ come in you kin git a bite here in half an‘ hour er sich a matter." in the valley of the upper Cumberâ€" land. Possibly she might not have so impressed me if 1 had seen her among the beauties of the metroâ€" polis, but out there in "the wiids she was so unlike avything else I had seen that when she came out of the house in response to my "Hello!" and fairly burst upon my astonished vision, I actually sat on my horse and stared at her in speechless admiration. I fancy she must have been used to it, for she appeared to take no notice, EJ PEpoey Oy SR ol craves has been denied her seX in the mountains, lays aside his sense of beauty as something not needed and goes about quite oblivious of the fact that there are any pretty women in the world. Under such circumstances, when he does happen upon a handsome mountaineeress his surprise and deâ€" light are that much greater‘. It WPs C~ARRAIR T co 29. sn m in uoi mt 1 tewn mm . 9n e ieigs e eE was my luck on one occasion to meet such a woman at a farmhouse One of the rare things to be met with in the mountain reg.ons of Kentucky, West Virginia and the adjoining Btates is a really pretty woman, unless® of imported stock. Indeed so prevalent is the tall and angular, saffron skinned, â€" slabsided lady that the traveller, wondering why that one thing woman most C Cld To en ce 00 > Ns sls > ccvcmne : tm Words of the Wise, Literary Curiosities. Made Her Glad. Animal Surgery. 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Button, Que, A live agent wanted in every town, Understood His Business. Fruit Vendorâ€"Why you notta tella me move on ? Policemanâ€"Your cart is not in the way there. Fruit Vendorâ€"Den I put ita in da way, and I wanta you tella me move on. * Policemanâ€"What for ? Fruit _ YVendorâ€"Dat maka _ big crowd and I sella banan." A dizzy blonde may sometimes get so from riding on a merry â€"goâ€"round. A large part of the German loan of 1897. has been bought up by BROWN‘s DROPS 1750 The OICSCMRemedy 1901 UF ETY 12 2200 "2CZIOOn TOoT of 1897 has been bought up by agents of a French clepical order "What should a girl do when & man who is not engaged to her kisses her ?" "Become engaged to him on the spot." 104 "II it relieves his feelings to cool his head it will not hurt the lady," "On what occasions does a gentleâ€" man wear gloves in summer ?" "Personally, we only do it when taking down stovepipes, or reviewâ€" lng_& nove_t by Richard le Gallionne." Etiquette. Verdant Greenâ€"If â€" a gentleman meets a lady of his acquaintance and she does not notice him, should he lift his hat ? As mercury will surely destroy the sonse of amell and completely derange the wnole sys when entering it . hrough the mucous =urf Such articles should never be used except on s:eocnpuonn from re')uuble lphysicium. as the mage they wili do is ten fold to the good you can possibly derive from them. Hall‘s Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J. Cheney & Co, Toledo, 0., contains no mercury, and is taken internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. In buying Hall‘s Catarrh Cure be sure you get the genuine. 141« taken internally and made in Toledo, Obio, by F. J, Cheney & Co. Testimonials free. Beware of Ointments for Catarrh that f Contain Mercury The cats breakfast, dine and enp most sumptuously, and six pounds of chopped beef and a fine round stoak with milk and dessert form their orâ€" dinary meals. Boxes of sardines and cans of oysters by the dozen are orâ€" dered from the wholesale | grocerse. Another item which counts up in the expensges is the cologne and perfumes which is used to kill the strong odor inevitably attached to cats. The room#® are kept scrupulously neat and clean, and there are trangoms, which are kept open all the time, at the top of every window except the Tront ones, The cats have not only a house to themselves but a yard to play in as well, and they go and come as they please Q@rough a hole in the door, such as Benjamin Franklin is said to have had for his cat. Miss Hathaway has the grass left to grow at its will in the yard, as her feline friends prefer it that way, and someâ€" times in the evening they al} stpro!! out together to get the {resh air. Bhe adds to her collection any poor stray cat she may find on the stroet, and is constantly on the watch for them, and the black bag which she always carrles with her for bundles and packages has transported many a sick pussy to the cat home to be nursed and cared for until well and finally to become a fixture of the place, Miss Hathaway pays ®%16 a month for the pussies‘ flat and thore are three fine large stoves which burn day and night in the wintor time, so that the cats‘ coal bill is enough to make a poor man‘s hailr turn gray. s on the fat of the Jand. ‘There are black, white, maltese and yellow cats big cats and little cats, but no thip cats. Fora while Miss Hathaway had a room in the same building with the cats, but she now lives elsewhere, ant only goes to the house several times a day to feed them. Minard‘s Liniment Ninety of them Have EveryAttention a Duchest Might Expect. ‘There is just such a cats‘ home is Milwaukee,whore the inmates live like feline kings and queens. Miss Sirap Hathaway is the kind friend of those cats, which number about ninetg, and for several years she has rented the first floor of the house at 552 Jefferson street as the home for her pets. es 2 _ They are perhaps the most fortng. ate felines in the country and liv, , Guelph, Ont. 42" Sold by druggists, price 75¢ per bottle Sgno ron FREE SAMPL AND TAY iv. ©COTT & BOWNE, ___ curmisrs, _ TORrOoRte, â€"It is food, and more than food : it helps you digest what. ever food you can bear. up from an sicknes;. no matter wgut sort, K:Ei_n with a little Scott‘s Emulsion of codâ€"Jiver P oil. Gettine; Winslow‘s Soothing 8 ISSUE NO 3l 1901. RUPTURE = A DUENNA OF CATsS. sec. and $1.00; . all drugpists. are nearly always caused be has no equal; dif Lumberman‘s . 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