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#*% By hook or by crook the deceived confederate found ns way to the chimney of the smoking room, where the supper party were setting down for a long evening. Presently a voice was heard calling down the chimaey: How the Comedian Won a Name as a Ventriloquist. One of the peculilarities of Séthern‘s elaborate Jjokes was the way in which he workal up to them. He pretended to have accidlentally disâ€" covered that he possessed the gift of tho boroa ventriloquist, and arâ€" ranged an experiment on the ocâ€" ecasion of a supper party given in his honor at a pleasaunt house in a London suburb. There was a foolish kind of hangerâ€"on of Soth@rn‘s, who loved to boast of his intimaecy with the famous comedian. He had often said : "I wish youwould let me help you in one of your practical jokes, Mr. Sothern." Sothern thumored his dosire. Mr. Edgar Pemberton tells the story in his "Memuoirs of Sothâ€" The comely must, for my purpose, be reduced to a paragraph. Yeu know how fomt the professional ventriloâ€" quist is of talking up the chimney to an imaginary man on the roo{. Sothâ€" ern had arranged for hie slavish conâ€" feserate to mount the roof by a ladâ€" der and play the part of the voice on the roof, which he did to perfecâ€" tion, and Sothern‘e sucocess as a venâ€" triloqulist was voted nothing short of marveliou@. . Supper be nz over, the party adjourned to another room, at which point Sothern @aald "Goodâ€" mright" to his friend above, at which cue 1t had beena arranged that the weance should be conciuded. Sothern had, however, plotred against his man. who, when he wished to descend, foun 1 that the ladder was gone. "Sothern, Sothern! For heaven‘s sake come ap and help me! I can‘t get down and it‘s raining like mad !" BSothern was taken aback for a moâ€" mlent, but only to be in ecstasies the next at the exclamations of his friends, who considered the voice only anoother example of Sothera‘s skill. "You said you could do no more, your voice was tired, and here it is strongâ€" er than ever !" Bothern, accepting the compliments of his friends, managed in a short conversation with the voice on the prooi{, to let his unhappy cenfederate «understand that as soun as possible he would go out and help him down. After a time, just when Sothern was about to slip out and release his friend, the host went to the chimâ€" Writing for Money. It is said that a young officer at the froot recently wrote to his father: "Dear Father,â€"Kindly send aee $100 at ance ; lost another leg in 4 stiff engagement, and am in hosâ€" wpital without means." The answer was: "My Dear Son,â€" As this is the fourth leg you have lost according to your letters, you ought to be accustomed to it by this time. Try and hobble along on any others you may have left." ; ; wis In cases of this kind Dr. Williams‘ Pink Pills will give more certainand speedy results than any other mediâ€" clne. They act directly on the blood thus reaching the root of the trouâ€" ble and driving every vestige of disâ€" ease from the system. Sold by all dealers in medicine or sent post paid at 50 cents a box, or six boxes for $2.50, by addressing the Dr. Wilâ€" liams‘ Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. that rattled in the grate; "you‘re So Said Three Doxctors in Conâ€" sultation. "We Gan Po No More" SOTHERN‘S LITTLE JOKE. , 1 & success of dairy work upon their farms? It is not out of place to say that brain power counts far more than any other single eloment in building up a profitable herd of cows. Without considerablo thought and observation it is doubtful wheâ€" ther some of the obstacles that conâ€" front the thoughtless and careloss dairymen can be overcome. There is an avenue of escape for all from the bondage that is yet holding so many, There are two ways of owning a herd of comrs that may be made to pay. The quickest is by purâ€" chase outright ; the shortest route to success will require excellent judgâ€" ment in selection of dams and care in providing sires, to _ mate with them. _ The ignorant man has no business with registered dairy aniâ€" mals. Unless he has judgmenct in the correct mating of those animals, his success is jeopardized and in the end the whole fabric will be overâ€" thrown. , A mandoes not succeed sometimes simply because the combination fails to work right. He does not compreâ€" hend the principles that must come into play if a herd is to be made betâ€" ter each year. The dairyman who has nota boundless faith in himsel{ and hope for the future cannot expect to see himsel{ the possossor of a grand bherd of cows. That ‘must . come through his own resources and manâ€" agement of breeding. The man who hasa fairly good herd of cowsâ€"high grades of one of the popular dairy breedsâ€"can rapidly improve their of(â€" spring by the introduction of sires whose dams for several generations past have been producers. The betâ€" ter the record the better and swiftâ€" er wili be the progress toward success in Improvement for better dairy cows. The of{fspring {from only high grade cattle, of course, will not bring the price that pure bred cows will sell for ; but the advance in price for unâ€" registered animals will always be commensurate Wwith the producing value of such cows. In making selections for improve. ment, the same requirements belong to all dairy breeds, regardless of whether or not they belong to the registered class or high grades. It is a mistake to mix breeds _ even though they should take on the same dairy outline. If your good, reliable cow is highâ€"grade Ayrshire, do ros jJeopardize her future oifspring by breeding her to the Holatein, but use a pure bred sire of the breed in which her bost blood predominates. But make sure that the sire has dams to back him up with better record than the cow in quxstion hersell has sashowmn, I have found that the greatâ€" est success is achieved by those who practice keeping within the bounds of a prescribed breed, and above all alss, keeping in view the special purâ€" pose cow, and the presentatioi of her best dairy qualities even at the exâ€" pemse of all others. She must go one way or the other, cither to beef or toward the proâ€" duction of butter. If the tendency is for more butter. then the beef characterdstic must be neglected and every distinct principle of the dairy type cultivated in both breeding and in it feed. The sire to mate with this cow whould be handsome, with large heart girth, making room for lungs and heart action. It is from this source that progeny must get its constitutional vigor, unless these are dominant in a sire, a lack of stamina _ will show up in his offâ€" Our cow is for the dairy : she is angular, double wedged, not beofy, large of hip and deen in flank. She hae a large udder and four well placed teats; large barrel, with plenty of food room, and great digestive powâ€" ers. With bright, sparkling eyes, well set apart, and a handsome, slightly dished face, she fills the bill for a desirable, profitable cow, upon which her owner can bank for years of degirable work. One man has lifted himself out of financial distress, and placed his herd far beyond the danger line, and makes money out of dairy work. Another with the same opportunity stays on the other side of the danâ€" ger line by neglecting to appropriate the means for the betterment of his herd and finances. One produces 350 Ihs. of butter for each cow with an average price of 25 cents a pound for the year, which means a gross receipt of nearly $90 for butter alone, without a reckoning for the value on the skim milk, buttermilk and the call. I know â€" where he lives, and have reason to know that he does it, and will doubtless do better in the future. I know the other man, who makes less than one hundred pounds of butter a year per cow and sells his butter to a grocery in trade that averages him 153 cents a pound for the year. The figures in the first case may seem large to the average dairyman, and those of the latter exceedingly low, yet they are to be found almost everywhere in these ratios. What can be done to induce those who have persistently failed to make It is Necessary to Use Scientific Methods. When we contemplate the low averâ€" age that falls to the lot of the maâ€" Jority of those engaged in the dairy work in the production of butter, is it any wonder that there is discourâ€" gfement in the ranks of the owners dairy cows ? b Btatistics put the annual output of all the cows, good, bad and indifferâ€" ent, close to 130 pounds of butter each. At an average of 16 cents a pound, that income for butter alone would be a little short of $21 per cow. This is far below the low averâ€" age of $25 a cow for her keeping. This means that here is a â€" wide York Tribanes > â€" â€"©< 0; ; [ . Things That a Hen Should Have. In order for a hen of <a certain weight to produce an egg of a cerâ€" tain elze or weight she must have just enough wholesome food, Her sysâ€" tem must not be overtaxed by too much or starved by two little. â€" In fact, everything must be conducive 3» the e;:‘!‘;;r:‘of the hen if a li(:l;.- nuoue eggsa is expec The quartere must be dry, warm and clean , the hen must not be allowed to remain in ildleness, for this will eurely lead to bad habits. Besides, it range of values, comparing the best with the poorest dairies in the same locality. 4A ts contrary to nature for a hen to hare mothing to do, and nothing have mothl to do, and nothing temds to prznoq good heaith and to keep a hoen in a laying condition like exercime. It brightens her up, makes her thrifty -.'! vigorous and in sa IN MODERN DAIRYING E. Scott, in New not be used except for the purpose intended. ‘The fork terminates in a small round ball, on which there are three prongs about half an inch long. ‘The idea in the manufacture O‘t:fl unique cutlery, of course, was to deâ€" vise knives and forks that could not be used as instruments of attacks upon attendants nor for selfâ€"mutilaâ€" Cutlery for lunatics was recently advrertised for by the British Admirâ€" alty Office, and it brought to light some unusual cutlery that, while made regularly in Sheffield for the rn.-t twenty years or more, is but ittle known. ‘The knives have perâ€" fectly dull, round blades, with a small cutting area about an inch long, situated in such a way that it canâ€" "The curtain finally rose, and my volunteer aids> acquitted themselves nobly. It had been with some diffiâ€" cuity that I had persuaded the Sherâ€" iff to doff his guns, but he finally consented to do so, with the proviso that they were to be kept handy at the wings. All went swimmingly unâ€" til Rip‘s return home after his long sleep. In the midst of one olf the most puthetic situations in this scene there came from beneath the theaâ€" tre the strident squsals of razorâ€" back hogs, fighting for a choice morâ€" sel. The audience tittered. I continâ€" ued, but then was heard a volleying chorus of grunts, squeals and screams that told of a general engagement in the space beneath the floor. The Sheriff who was standing at the wings, hissed in a stage whisper : ‘All right, Mr. Jefferson, I‘ll make the pesky critters quit.‘ "He grabbed his pistols and disâ€" appeared. A few seconds later there came a muffled bang! bang! bang! followed by the agonized howls of the wounded pigs. I stopped. I just had to. Fortunately, the spectators did not laugh, It was a familiar sound to them, and they remained impasâ€" sive. The Sherif{ _ reâ€"appeared, and then the play ran its course without further interruption. We had fresh pork chops for breakfast next day, but I‘ll never forget that night." Large areae of the South Ameriâ€" can continent have never yet been trodden by the foot of civilized man. It will e@urprise many to learn that there are lLarger tracte unexplore|l in that region than in darkest Africa, yet @uch is the fact. i A large major.ty of the citics alcag the coasts of South America, known to every pupil in the Public echool, were settled in the Columbian era. Civilization i# in fact much older there than in North America. Yet for nearly 300 yearg there has been not much organized attempt to explore the interior. The firet expedition sent o@t bÂ¥ a South American Govâ€" ernment wasg in 1875. Many of these countrie@ are without exact maps of their own territory. Moet of the maps in use have been made by exâ€" plorer@ from Europs or the United Statea. The conlition of affairs in Brazll ie scarcely better. The Brazilian Govâ€" ernment has no department corre rponding to our gepgraphical or coast and geodetic aurveys. â€" The only exrâ€" ploring done has been carried on by the States There are large. tracts in the northern part of Brazil which have never been cromsed, as far as is kmown, by any white man. The greater part of the immen@ge tract of land in the middle of the continent from Venezuela to Chili hae not yet reache l the roughesat pioneer etate ol settliement. A considerable part of Colombia is sti‘l wholly unâ€" known. The eeveral Atlantic atatesm, even as lar north as Uruguay, have many blank ections on their maps. The Guian>@ except for a strip along the coast, are practically unknown. "I don‘t know what the ‘or‘ imâ€" piled, but I do know that an hour or so later, he appeared with sevâ€" eral strapping youag fellows, on whom he kept a strenuous eye. He also offered to himsell become one of Hendrick Hudson‘s ghostly crew, which suggestion I gladly accepted. SozoDOoNt «« vere cold weather lively exercige helpe to keep her warm. The egg conâ€" taine a variety of substance, and so the food of the hen must be varied accordinglyâ€"grain of different kinds, bon? and meat, vegetables, lime, and one other article which ehould never e overlooked, and that is grit. If you wigh hens to do their best in proâ€" ducing egge all winter, see that the flocks are not too large or too many crowded in the house. Fifty good hens well cared for will give better eatisfaction and greater returns than 100 half kept. As a general thing, it is not tha large flock that i@ making the clear profit for the poultry raiser, but the small lots that are well kept.â€"V. M. Crouch. "One of the many laughable inciâ€" dents of a more or less recent tour in the west," said Joe Jefferson to a writer in Success, "took place at Grays End, Mo. You probably don‘t know the place, and couldn‘t find it on the map. All the same, the people thereabout are vyery good friends of mine, and, what is more, invariably make an eminently reâ€" spectable showing at the box ofâ€" fice, which increases my regard for them. Now, the opera house at the End began life as a big barn. As is the custom in that section of the State, the building is raised on pillars, some three and four feet. This, in its barny days, was to prevent its contents from being harmed during the annual spring overfiow of the adjacent river. Well, on the occasion of which 1 speak, we reached the town eariy in the day. %.lness had depieted the ranks of my supers, and 1 found that _ I needed at least a dozen more men in the Catskill scene of ‘Rip Van Winkle.‘ But I couldn‘t get any of the local talent to help me. ‘WThey either wanted tosee the show from the front pr were shy of making a professional debut. Finalily, I apâ€" pealed to the sheriff of the coutny, a very excellent person who, I verâ€" ibly believe, slept with a small arâ€" senal buckled around him. "‘You shall have all want,‘ said he, ‘or‘â€"â€" offe Ipo d ige o Afe ipe dfi e fo cfo pe ols BB e ie Bpe ie ho ce ie ofe ipe ce ol d d Ap d ofpe tb uho th olpe ohfeofe e nlee ol ol ol e ol ol ce oo o ie in Jefferson ONTARIO ARCHIVES TORONTO Still an Unknown Land. Crazy People‘s Cutlery. Out West. the boys you ‘There was a moment‘s silence, and then the hostessâ€"a hard . working Bcotâ€"chimed in : " Weel, Idinna ken if ye‘ve cause tae bounce sae much, for does not my claes (clothes) line no‘ stretch frae pole tae pole ?" _And Jack good humoredly took a. back seat.â€"London Aunswers. He was a jolly sailor lad and had come to spend a few days in his native city of York. M * Yes," he remarked proudly, as his steamship company was being reâ€" ferred to in coinplimentary terms, ‘"ours is the longest linsa in the world, stretching as it does from America to China." t "I uncerstand that you have a great deal of fret work in our home," said Mr. Sezcit, to Mr. En. _ "T‘d rather you would not wile into the conversation, ldl:?"x :El:a qlill‘nlnod reply.â€"Baitimore Am. No finer trip can be tiken than the water route down the St. Lawrence, passing through the Bay of Quinte, Thousand Islands, and runniog the rapids of the St. Lawrence River to Montreal. The / Hamiltonâ€"Montreal Line steamers leave Hamilton at 1 p. m. and Toronto at 7 p. m. Tuesâ€" days and Thursdays. After June 5th, the boats will make three trips per week, the additional boat on Saturâ€" day. We offer very low rates on this line for both single and return tickâ€" eta. The Toronto Montreal Line steamâ€" ers leave Toronto at 3.30 p. m. Tuesâ€" days, Thursdays and Saturdays from June 1st to June 15th, inclusive, and from June 17th daily, except Sunday. Steamer Toronto and the new steamâ€" er Kingston will make the service on this line. They aro the finest boats in fresh water. After leaving Toronâ€" to the first port is Roshester, Kingâ€" ston, Thousand Islands, and the raâ€" pids of the St. Lawrence to Montâ€" real. Between Montreal, Quebec. Murâ€" ray Bay, Tadousac, and the Sagueâ€" nay River, and it is the finest trip on the continent. The boats on this line cannot be surpassed. The Manor Richelieu Hotel at Murray Bay and the Tadousac Hotel at Tadousac are the finest summer resorts in Canada. Both of these hotels are owned and operated by this company. For furâ€" ther information as to tickets, foldâ€" ers, etc., apply to H. Foster, Chaffee, Western Passenger Agent, Richeâ€" l‘lteu fc"?ntarlo Navigation Company, Not only that, but with the return of health the spine commenced to straighten. The little girl is now alâ€" most physically perfect. Says the gratelul mother in her own words: "There is nothing to be compared to Dodd‘s Kidney Pills. We thank God we ever heard of them. Edna is now full of color, runs and plays about as smart as a whip. where once she was a puny little thing as pale as a ghost.‘" She saw Dodd‘s Kidney Pills adverâ€" tised _ and immediately purchased some. From the first they were beneâ€" ficial. The little girl commenced to get better. Every day saw an imâ€" provement. Podd‘s Kidney Pills were doing the work. Six boxes in all were used, and o ce more Diabetes was conquered. No. 2 Btrawberry ice cups are among the novelties suited to the season. Fill any small round glasses that have rather wide tops with strawâ€" berry syrup. Pack them in ice and salt, and cover with woolen cloths or a blanket. Let them stand unâ€" til the syrup has frozen all around the cups to the depth of a quarter of an inch, not more. Then turn out the unfrozen &yrup, repack the glasses and let them stand until the ice is firm. Just before using, turn the iced cups out, fill theam with nut ijce cream and serve quickly. 4 "But if your express company is rleky, who patronizes it ?" ‘"Oh, actreswes send their diamonds m o 22 EOE w The suffering of the little one was heartâ€"rending to the mother and friends. She cried with pain night and day. The mother grew desperate and determined she would find a cure for her child if it took every cent she possessed. if The family doctor was, of course, consulted. He diagnosed her cagse corâ€" rectly, but couldnt cure it. She was sent to the Public Hospital at St. John in the hopes that the greater skill and.facilities there would avail. They could do nothing for hor. The authoritiee advised the mother _ to take the child home to nurse her and give her good care while she lived, which would not be very long. At the age of two the child met with an accident which left her with two ribs broken, split of{f at the backâ€" bone. Though they were set and healed her little body did _ not straighten. For eight years she could hardly walk, being almost doubled up. The accident affected her Kidâ€" neys and Diabetes set in. Diabetes is a particularly dangerous form of Kidney trouble, in this case particuâ€" larly severe by nature of the injuâ€" ries to the spine. I Hampstead, N. B., June 22.â€"(Specâ€" lal)â€"Little Edna Rathburn, of this place, has had a sad experience for & child so young. She is now â€" nearly eleven years old. Eight of her fow short years have been passed under the saddest cloud possible in life. Child at the Age of Two a Cripâ€" pled Victim of Disease. Edna Rathbun of Hampstead, N.B., Kell and Broke Two Ribsâ€"â€"injurâ€" ed the Kidneys and DMiabetes Developedâ€"Dodd‘s Kidney Pills in Curing Kidneys Straigbktened lnjurea »pine. PITIFUL CASE OF _ A UTMTLE GHRL. ml-l‘d'l Liniment is used by Phy NIAGARA TO THE SEA. King street east, Toronto, Bn’t Strawberry lce Cups. Misunderstood Him The Longest Line. ds Queer Election Cries. According to a Weish paper â€" the followtn& was the "cry" of an enâ€" thusiastic canvasser in a recent School Board election in the princiâ€" parity: 1. Vote for the man who cuts your coal.â€"Llewellyn. 2. Vote for the man who draws your toeth.â€"Musâ€" grove. 3. Vote for the man who will make your coffin. â€"Skym. 4. Vote g)r the man who will bury youâ€"the iss e ns s Psn s uB L Rector. Three of the four were suc. cessful, but the Weish jJournal adds th: bou‘tg“wll! have to be buried withâ€" Not a Case of Mistaken ldentity. *This is the number," persisted the driver of the delivery wagon, lookâ€" Ing at his took again. "Name‘s Higâ€" gins, ain‘t it ?" "Yes," *No. T4 ?" . *"That‘s our number." t "Then it‘s for you." "I think not. It must be a case of mistaken identity." that science has been able to cure in all its stages and that is Catarrh. Hall‘s Catarrh Cure is the only positive eure now known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh, be‘nf a constiâ€" tutional disgase, requires a constitutional treatâ€" ment. Hall‘s Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of therys!‘em, thereby destroying the foundation of the disease, and giving the paâ€" tient uu-enfth by building up the constitution and assisting nature in doinfilim work. The proprietors have so much faith in its curative '?oders that they offer One Hundred Dollars or any case that it fails to cure. Send for list of testimonials. _ __ _ _ "‘Sorr?" said the witness, whose stupid face was crossed with wrinkles of anxiety, for he had boeen warned to be cautious and cxact in his ansâ€" wers. The lawyer repeated his question. "Well, no, sorr," said the witness with a sudden gleam of enlightenâ€" ment ; ‘"he couldn‘t be that, for he had but the wan arrm, sorr, but he was a partial stranger, sorr; Of‘d niver seen him befoor." Gentlemen,â€"My neighbor‘s boy, 4 years old, fell into a tub of boiling water and got scalded fearfully. A few days later his legs swelled to three times their natural size and broke out in .running sores. His parâ€" ents could get nothing to help him till I recommended MINARD®S LINâ€" IMENT, which, after using two botâ€" tles, completely cured him, and I know of several cases around here almost as remarkable, cured by the same Liniment, and I can truly say 1 never handled a medicine which has had as good a sale or given such universal satisfaction. + M. HIBERT, ) General Merchant. *I am not expecting any pai:?age." sald the lady of the house. The readers of this paper will be pleased to learn that there is at least one dreaded discase "Was this man Dennis an entire stranger to you?" asked the crossâ€" examining counsel of a witness in an important case. * Stratford, 4th Aug., 1893 Mgsm-p_. C. C. Richardson i Co.: Good luck‘s somethin‘ thet‘ll never come to a feller thet waits fer it ; be‘s got to go an‘ meet it. The pillars uy a church is gen‘rally on the outside. ~There‘s one consolashun a . poor man‘s gotâ€"when he dies. nobody‘ll fight over his money. _ Ye can‘t tell how big a meal a felâ€" ler‘s eat by the way bhe picks his teeth. _ Nothin‘ great was ever done thet there wasn‘t somebodly a‘lightin‘ again it. ge vog . â€" Â¥e kin stretch a rubber jost so far, an‘ then it‘ll bust. . _ Bome people‘s faith‘s like a leakin‘ bucket. t â€"There‘s some folks that knows more about the stars than they do uy their own country. _ Ye can‘t always tell which way a tree‘s aâ€"goin‘ to fall tili it falle. A dull saw won‘t do much cuttin‘, but it makes more noise than a sharp un. _It don‘t make tight ye tie a ain‘t strong. _ €2200 C DHFVTB" fiood reso‘l'utions thet was made in a hurry gen‘rally ‘re busted jest as quick. 1 21 i W tw 224 mm ETDE E{ ye stumble over a stone stop an‘ throw it out o‘ the way, so‘s nobody else‘ll fall over it. Some folks spend their whole lives learnin‘ how to live, an‘ then die before they‘ve learnt. “.V.;v‘d‘ollia.‘;‘ln a feller‘s pocket‘s betâ€" ter than ten uy ‘em in his n_1|nd. _ Address, F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O 4# Sold by Druggists. T5c. "No, mum. It‘s a case of beer." $100 REWARD, $100. td k for Minard‘s ana take ue An Exact Answer. Linimpent Lumberman‘s no diffrence how hokss ef the rope uS soly I“flr ACRE FARM FOR SALEK PORTYTâ€" #ve in crona :A-E-“l I;?‘fi‘?.A.l..l. ..fi'}f‘.. KX _ #ve in crops ; good buildings:; say s siprty EW 0 Waal Lame backs are nearly always causod b strains or k idney trouble. Brown‘s Drops w ifi surely cure you. Sample bottle and descriptive clrchu' sent for 1+ cents to pnk packing and p:‘-tnco. All sizes sent post paid on receipt of price. Prices 25¢, 50e and l31.00. WM. BROW N, Proprietor, SButton, Que (oALr_â€"THOUSAND ACRES FOR_ thirty dollare acre, _ near C Harbor. John C. Graham, Butler, Pa. The Continental Life To earn a handsome «temâ€"wind and set «ilver watch,. guaranteed timeke=per. for selling on)y 12 boxes of Monarch Silver Polish, some thing every housekeeper will buy. Cleans gold silver, &l:ud ware, German silver, brass copper, , steel, oto. Send ue your address, we will send you the polish, you sell it. retarp us the money, we will then send you the watch absolu.ely free by return mail. "Address the AGINTB WAXTEDâ€""MIDGET"BRICYCLE Parcel Carrier ; Sts any bar; no straps. buckles or joints; will no« rattle or lone off: can be carried in vest pocket; carries 10 |bs.; 300 HEAD OFFICK, TOROXNTO. Authorized Capital â€" $1,500,000 The policies of this company emâ€" brace every good feature of Life Inâ€" surance contracts, and guarantoe the highest benefits in regard to loans, casgh surrenders, and extended insurâ€" per cent. prefit ; sample by mail, ten cents. Acme Manfg. Co., Boxpfls. London. Ont. C T CE T on & nea Novelty Supply Co., Toledo. Ohio. "Yes, I can tell you. _ You are young and can accomplish your object if you will. Your plan is this : First, be industrious and economical, Save as much as possible and spend ns little. Pile up the dollars and put them at interest. I you follow out these instructions, by the time you reach my age you‘ll be as rich as Croesus and as mean as hâ€"1."â€"Bufâ€" falo Commercial. Monarch Supply Co., St. Catharines, Ont. FOI BALKEâ€"ABOUT # ACRES ; MILE fi-mmflr‘lurd. choice ap fl-uunal.n'i- .oo= oo-'d‘l)t‘ltb"“dx'm ORn, «D water. Apply R. Lennox, Goderich. Advice a Young Man Received From an Eliderly Physician. In a New Hampshire _ city there dwells an octogenarian | physician who, in addition to his wide medical] skill, is known laAr._and wide as a disâ€" ;nâ€";tâ€":o?‘l;l'nit philosophy. The other db:r a young man of his acquaintance called at his office. _ Te NA M 0 1750 The Old Scotch Remedy 1901 pAaNAmERIcaxâ€"1 HAVE FOUR HAND A. _ semely furnished roomsfor Panâ€"Americat " I have not come for pills this time, doctor," said the visitor, " but for advice. You hbave lived many years in this world of toil and trouble, and have had much experience. 1| am young, an@I want you to tell me how to get rich," . __ _ â€"‘fi;'né;d Mltk)ner gazed through his glasses at the young man and in a delib>rate tone said : Good agents wanted in this district. Hon. Jno. Dryden, Geo. B. Woods, President. General Manager. Boys and Girls Wanted Scnwo rom FRECE samPLE ANO TRYy it ecort a sownt, enemiere , To EOW T OA 30 2 C AHM Avcameviche. 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