Ontario Community Newspapers

Grimsby Independent, 11 Sep 1947, p. 5

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a move on the hockey horizon. The ‘hottest day this summer Capt. Dowile was talking hockey. Now the weather has cooled off, I hope he has not. OLD POP has been so busy the last four weeks looking after things matrimonial that he has forgotten what a hockey stick looks HAPLESS JARVIS apparently has been too busy selling insurance to think about the great winter pastime. So far as NIAGARA PACKâ€" ERS are concerned, it is to be expected that they would not be thinking about hockey. Their big worry right now is to feed the great unwashed public with PEACHES. Understand that the LEGION will not be the aponsor of the PEACH KINGS this winter. That is right and correct. Why should they tt ? They took the hockey stick by the upper end last Autumn and agreed to and did do so, sponsor and finance the PEACH KINGS in order to get the great winter sport wheeling on all fours in the district. They got their money back which was right and correct. It is not the place of the LEGION as a body, or their duty, to foster sports in any community. It is up to the citizens at large to do so. Now then, when is there going to be a meeting called of that PEACH KINGS executive to get reorganized for this coming searmon. A move has got to be made and it has to be made fast. OLD POP with all his busy deâ€" tails has not been overlooking any good, smart, Jack Pine timber, but the ELONGATED EAVESTROUGH must have somebody to give him arders to go do. Once he gets those orders he will go do. But he cannot go on his own. The OLD BLACK HORSE, and he is getting a lot of help from his mates, ARTIE and JERRY, is going to make some chanâ€" ges on last year‘s CHAMPIONS, which he thinks will be for the better. But he must have some new stock to work with before he can make any changes. I do not mind divulging the fact that WONKIE MATTIâ€" SON is going back on defence. Is that not going to be a Buckingham Palace Garden Party for some of the visiting front line sharpshooters. Also, OLD HANK HILL, who the RENFREW REFRIGERATOR says was his SPARK PLUG last winter, will be back in uniform, but not as nwm.lutuucuymlu.wunhmmm mnmh”hu&m&ummmm mmmmmmmmmmuwm HANK as his undercover man, for he thinks that it is coming to the lad for he has no desire to kill off a great heart and morever, he looks past that red and white sweater and thinks about all that HANK has done for PEACH KING hockey teams; about that little wife and those seven kiddies, but nevertheless he is going to keep that 37â€"yearâ€"old kid in uniférm. That‘s as far as I am going in this story. It is up to the exeâ€" cutive of last years CHAMPS to get busy and do something and I mean here that has been bothering me for a lot of years. 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It is probubly the only known game a man can play as long as a quarter of a century and then discover it was too deep for him in the first place. us 1e d . ‘The game is played on carefully selected grass with little white balls and as many clubs as a player can afford. These bails cost from seventyâ€"five cents to twentyâ€"five dollars and it is possible to support a :m,dmmmmummwummu by some golfers in a single afternoon. A golf course has eighteen holes, seventeen of which are unnecesâ€" sary and are put in to make the game parder. A "hole", is a tin cup in the centre of a "green." A "green" is & sgmall parcel of grass which costs about $1.98 a biade and is located petween a brook, a couple of trees and a lot of unfinished excavation. ____ _ ‘The idea is to get the golf ball from a given point into each of the eighteen holes in the fewest strokes possible and the greatest numâ€" ber of words. ‘The ball must not be thrown, pushed or carried. It must be proâ€" pelied by about $200. worth of curiousâ€"}ooking implements, especially designed to provoke their owner. Each instrument has a specific and ultimately some wmm»mmum: ‘They are the exceptions. After each hole has been completed the golfer counts his strokes. ‘Then he subtracts about six and says: "Made that in five!" *That‘s one above par. Shall we play for fifty cents on the next hole, too?" . After the final, or eighteenth hole has peen completed the golfer n&wfl-mnfi_fl-pm_hn_n?_-w-d} mgin e y cicy ‘Then be has a shower, a tall cool drink, sings "Sweet Adeline" with six or seven other liars and calls it the and of a perfect day. THE CGRIMSBY *wewmabi&ir-lybydelivmdpticuon New Cars and Trucks, as recommended by K We will do our best, having the responsibility of being the sole distributor in this area of new General Motors Passenger Cars and Trucks, to allocate them as fairly as possible with proper regard for orders placed with us and dependent upon the availability K We will ask only reasoable prices for all Used Cars and Trucks â€" based on artquitable resale valuation, K We will make al GENERAL MOTORS DEALER STATEMENT OF POLICY Shortly after the war concluded, and because it was of timely imporâ€" tance, weâ€"your General Motors dealerâ€"issued a statement outlining our business policy. In the interests of our customers and the community as a whole, we have decided that this policy should now be reaffirmed. it will be our continuing purpose, therefore, in all our dealings with you to adhere to the following principles: INDEPENDENT GRIMSBY GARAGE CHEVROLET .â€"., OLDSMOBILE CHEVROLET TRUCKS bsed on proper appraisal UVNINSUR own T0 THE SEA mâ€"mmTAIDGLEDHILL â€"*i-c&-,l-vm..o.....h K We will give purchasers the benefit of those accesâ€" miewhkhmnvnihble.b\udelivuyd.-'m um:kwiunubemdidoulupufiem of accessories other than those desired. »r We will charge only the established prices for parts J ; evertady > L SBost C 00 mns o S mamiioteee Re e ues for all types of services. When requested we will Mrwidtdnw‘vidndvmm Â¥ We will, at all times, strive to be considerate of our and a fair valuation to purchasers who have cars or trucks to trade. faction and courtesy. i MILLYARD‘S DRUG STORE p QUEBEC / $27.25 pemeeeeee e ceidenss happon in a Sasb. If you are not in â€" BY BUS sIGRHT SEEING Alt ThE WAY FARES AKE LVN (Subject to Change)

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