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STEWA"' w GRMsSRy Beamsville "oeostame â€" ago puys â€":who ‘ustd o S me of the guys who used to imlnmmu-,m" au oldâ€"time press agent named T‘NO’M'I\.C‘I‘\MQ“ "‘““‘“‘I’dfluunm. .“'“W'Mmmmh ‘hm.'"m""‘“ntlm "mo’ll.n,mt‘u,,‘omkh ry Fitzgerald to play him. _ _®very day or so, Tim would try to sell me on some wacky pub. leity stunt. He kept telling me 1 could steal a lot of white space if I kept a boa constrictor around the office as a pet. When Gaty Cooper ; came to town, O‘Hara wanted me tounumnmwmmm.' Once he darn near provoked an inâ€" | | ternational incident by signing my name to a cable offering King Borâ€" is of Bulgaria a job as doorman. He was always poohâ€"poohing the modern public relations counsel. He l : kept reciting the exploits of the old ‘apace pirates who had Anna Held ; bathe in milk, and asmuggled lions into the Astor to ballyhoo a Tarâ€" ‘m picture. 1 let this daffy drumâ€"beater ramble, but never bit. Hoaxing an editor these days is as smart as picking a cop‘s pocket. You might alip one fakeroo past the city desk, but from then on even your legit stories wind up on page none. I liked Tim the Talker, but I couldn‘t afford to like Tim the Presas Agent. O‘Hara used to tell me about his daughter, Katherine. Said she was a great beauty. I dismissed it as another of the old boy‘s buildâ€"ups. One day Katherine came to see me. To my surprise, she lived up to her old man‘s advance notices. She afâ€" fected the guys around the office like a peat fire on a nippy day. I changed her first name to Sugar and put her in the chorus. Sugar O‘Hara perked up my line like a red ribbon on a candy box. In operaâ€"length hose and spangled tuff, she was that sighful little eyeful they sing about. ‘The second night, one of the customers got‘stuck on her. Tim O‘Hara told me about him. He reâ€" ferred to Sugar‘s beau as "Charley Crewâ€"haircut," but I could see Tim was impressed. The boy was out of one of those Back Bay families whose ancestors ate at the capâ€" tain‘s table on the Mayflower. A month later, Sugar had a diamond to wear with her rhinestone cosâ€" tume. Tim told me the kids were going to get married as soon as the boy finished Harvard. Here‘s where our little story sits down on the chewing gum. One night, after the show, some of the boys in the band took a ewplodunehofluklb up to Harlem. Sugar was one of them. mywmdupatco'doeklntbo which stay open later than NC "~ .â€"-y-ltMld-A-«edM tenor was singing offâ€"color lyrics to "Honeysuckle Rose." Sugar wished she hadn‘t come, but didn‘t went to be the bad sport who br-nupuul’lflv- About 5 a.m. somebody said something to somebody, and .A fight started. Tables got pushed around, and pretty soon nobody cared who he the beat blew backed up the wagon and every" bodyâ€"â€"Sugar includedâ€"was taken to the station house. A detective found marihuana on one of the musicians. EBE S / 5... Sahinid there were a lot of cops It was the kind of story tabloig editors crla’lor in those daysâ€" Narcotics! It was good for a frontâ€" page picture and a fat black headâ€" line. Sugar O‘Hara phoned . her father from the station house and told him what had happened. Tim told her to sit tight and say noth= ng» At six o‘clock that morning, MÂ¥ front doorbell rang like crazy. 1 let Tim O‘Hara in. He gave me the story in half a dozen fast sentenâ€" bes. "If this gets out," he said, "the boy‘s folks up in Boston will bIo# 1 We '.W on the marriage. L. 05e aetuak on that kid, and it J didn‘t KnQ" *‘ /+ 4 ing ‘at. The old boy sat do#2 i( my phone. The first number be called was Cortlandt 1â€"1212. Jour*= ual ?" he said. "Give me the desk. T ietlo, Herb? This is Tim O‘Hara I‘m doing press for Billy Ro#: me " unlcs ut â€"~WOHL Suga! ‘m dol l EC S $E o na hi Phorue tie. *yHara, one or Billy‘s chorus NE fust got arrested in 8 8700 te S3 Agnt. 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