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The Boston man, careful of his and other folks grammar, asked the clerk for a man‘s comb. If Sunday is the "day of rest" then Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday are the days we moderns devote to recoverâ€" ing from queer ways of resting.â€"Windâ€" sor Btar. for a "Do you want the clerk asked MONXDAY. JULY 8TH, 1940 NC DAY® OF V OGUE find Recd Block $ A. IL, 15 W 18 GETTTIKXCG TT RIGHT said the man, "I want a comb out man with rubber teeth."â€" 2.95 and THMMINS .95 2ry TiCE W C tion of whit»e Pine St. S 1 want year at shown, "Mexican Spitfire" is making a big hit with all who love | laughter and fun. ! _A sequel to Miss Velez recent roâ€" !mantic comedy, "The Girl From Mexâ€" ico," the current offering is a continâ€" t uation of Lupe‘s madcap exploits as a | Latin entertainer in New York. The \ sparkling story, however, is complete riage and the wierd devices of Leon Erâ€" rol, as Lupe‘s uncle by marriage to straighten out the newlyweds‘ marital problems, make for the sideâ€"splitting situations in the story. within itself, and offers an individual plot that is loaded with laughs and hilarious complications. According to the amusing story, Lupe and her husband, Donald Woods, adverâ€" tising man, have just returned from their honeymoon. The efforts of a jealâ€" ous exâ€"financee to break up the marâ€" Errol, former Ziegfeld comedian, plays a triple role in this offering. He is cast as the groom‘s uncle, then as a British whiskeyâ€"baron, and is also seen as the uncle impersonating the Englishâ€" man. It is the mistaken identity Brought together for the second time as a comedy team, Vivacious Lupe Velez and Leon Errol contribute their resâ€" pective laughâ€"making talents to RKO Radio‘s merry film, "Mexican Spitfire." This hilarious film, " Mexcan Spitâ€" fire," is at the Cartier theatre this week from Sunday midnisht and for Monâ€" day and Tuesday, July 8th and 9th. It is one of the films on the double featâ€" ure programme, the other special pictâ€" ure beoing "Stepping High". * 0““0000“0WWMW00’“““0W“ c c m x 7 c m c k k ce ol it T w m w ~ e More Whoopee in Happy Picture at Cartier Theatre Dynamic Star Sets Off Fun-f Fireworks in | Spitfire." | # 0400066 0000489000900 04000 0908900808 0080 00#3 James Cazney and Sammy Cohen hit the hilarious highspots a the two rawest recruits in that roaring Irit‘h brigade, "The Fighting 69th," in the picture of that name at the Palace theatre Monday and Tuesday of this week, July 8th and 9th, They Set This Cockeyed World Laughing «w UR UR EUE UR EEERS 4 BCE ESE SPECIAL for this week *SSS®*! w A 4 4 Why? Because the priest he‘s imâ€" personating is the late Father Francis P. Duffy, chaplain of the Irish regiâ€" i ment after which the pictureâ€"is named The same Father Duffy for whom Dufâ€" i fy Squareâ€"at the northern end of New ‘ Yorkâ€"is called, and whose bronze ‘ portraitâ€"statue stands there. Scores of ‘thousands of New York‘s seven milâ€" ; lions knew and loved Faher Duffy and ‘if O‘Brien had made a misâ€"step i# the | rols it woxgd have been just too bad | for Pat. 4444 % * First Kangarooâ€"Anabelle, where is the baby? % Second Kargarooâ€"My goodness, I‘ve had my pocket picked.â€"Exchange. Devliin of St. Victor‘s church in North Hollywood. Father Devlin guided him in ‘Angels With Dirty Faces" last year with Jim Cagney, when Pat played Father Jerry Connolly. O‘Brien has the same complexâ€"proâ€" bably erroneous;â€"about ‘The Fighting Sixtyâ€"ninth" that he had about "Anâ€" gels."‘ He said then and he stlll says "I‘m up against a terrific handicap playing a priest. I mean, my best pal, Sspéncer Tracy, does priests ) much better.. Remember him in "San Franâ€" cisco" and again in ‘"*Boy‘s Town?" That wasn‘t false modesty on Pats part. He really meant it. But he did a swell job in "Angels‘ and an even better one as Father Duffy, according to advance reports. But he wasn‘t likely to. For onge reason, becaus> he knew Duffy in life. Once in a while when Pat was acting on the Broadway stage he and the padre went together to see the fights at Madison Square Gardenâ€"and it wasn‘t beyond Father Duffy to have a small wager on the boy he liked. Anâ€" other reason for O‘Brien‘s accuracy in the role is that he was coached: for it by another priest, Father John J. Ths Palace Theatre‘s presont attracâ€" tion, Monday aand Tuesday this week. July 8th and 9th, "The Fighting 65th" an actionâ€"packed story of one of the world‘s most famous regiments of fighâ€" ters, has one of its three stars portaryâ€" ing a character whou> fights‘ were all spirituat. The star is Pat O‘Brien and the character is that of the famous priest who was chaplain . of the 69th THs other two stars James Cagney and George Brent have real soldier roles), It was precisely because the priest was so famous that OBrien feared his role phases of the story that bring about most Of the rollicking complications. DMrected by Leslie Goodwins, "Mexican Spitfire", was produced by Cliff Reid, and features in the supporting cast, in addition to those mentioned, Elizaâ€" beth Risdon, and Cecil Kellaway. Pat O‘Brien Takes Role of Famous Priest at "Palace" Fighting 69th" the Attracâ€" tion at Palace This Week. A glorious collection in a wide variety of colourâ€" ful patterns. All Royal Albert English bone china and all at one low price. THIEVES ABROAD BOUGHT BEFORE THE PRICE RISE, THIsS IS THE LAS‘T SHIPMENT WE WILL BE ABLE TO SELL AT THIS PRICE. JEWEILERS and GPTOMETRISTS 17 Pine Street North, Timmins Cor. Main and Golden, South Porcupine ROYAL ALBERT CUPS and SAUCERS The Last Time at This Price! THE PORCUPTINE aDVANCE, TANMTNS, "«acod morning!‘ said Mrs. Binks, entering the baker‘s shop. "Permit me to compliment you on the lightness of your bread!" The baker rubbed his hands and smiled. "Thank you, madam," he said. "It is my aim to take the lightest bread in this town." "And you do it," said Mrs. Binks. "If it gets much lighter it will take two of your pound loaves to weig® sixteen ounces."â€"Exchange. Norma: "Neither did I simply hated his ways his means."â€" Exchange. Then there was the war veteran who coughed up a bullet that struck him 24 years ago. His surprised relatives probably had no idea he wWas loaded. â€"Northernâ€" Tribune. Nora: "My dear, I never imagined that you would ever marry the man you did." Sheâ€"You brute!! Where my head was wher I consented to marry you, I can‘t imagine! He â€" On my shoulder, my dear. â€"CGilobe and Mail. The new jockey mounted the 200â€"1 shot in the paddock just before the race. Once in the saddle he looked around for his whip. He turned to the trainer. The jockey frowned, impatiently,. «stop acting dumb," he growled. "I said whip." The trainer shook his head. "The last jockey threatened this horse with a gun, and even that didn‘t do any good!"â€"The Humorist. HONEST ABOUT IT Frankâ€"When you proposed to her, I suppose she said,. "This is so sudden!" Ernestâ€"No, she was honest and said, "This suspense has been terrible."â€" Globe and Mail. The colonel had been halted by the sentry, and on receiving the "Pass friend,‘ was about to proceed when the sentry challenged him again. m “\i)filat the devil do you mean man?" shouted the colonel. "You have halted me once already." D:) you mind getting my whip?" he requested. "Its over there in the cornâ€" A SPORTING OFFER MHer fatherâ€"My boy, you‘ll never be able to support my daughter. Why I can hardly manage it myseif. A sweet young thing was taking tea with a very plain elderly but rich bride, who was just home from her honeyâ€" m oon. "On the second day of our honeyâ€" moon," simpered the bride, "my husâ€" band won $50,000 in a foreign lottery." er ‘The third was a publisher. He left $500. Fourth was a wasteâ€"paper merchant HMHe left $50,000. It pays to save "paper‘".â€"Exchange. A school inspector began by putting a few questions to the small girls of an infant school. "Now," he said, "if all the good psople in the world were white and the bad people in the world were black, what color would you be?" Ssome of the children answered "white" and some were for "black", but little Mary, who remained silent until the others had replied, said: "Please, sitr, Td be streaky."â€"Exchange. "‘I-'I'ea'vens',” murmured the sweet young thing, thinking aloud. "Two days too late!"â€"Globe and Mail. $50 T‘My orders," firmly answered the senâ€" try, "are to halt twice and then fire." â€"Calgary Albertan. Her Suitorâ€"Tell you what sir: Let‘s go fiftyâ€"fifty. â€"Globe and Mail. "Save your waste paper" campaign reminds one of the story of the four men who died on the same day. One was an author. He left $5. The second was a bookseller. He left '_I‘he' trainer didn‘t budge. ‘What good is a whip?‘ he cried sadly "Whip?" he echoed. PRELIMINARY REMARKS LIGHT ON THE SUBJECT Some Stories PROBABLY RIGHT WHAT A THOUGHT! NOT HALF SHOT WAYS AND MEANS HOPELESS HORSE THRIFET WTINS LOCATED Phone 190 Phone 390 69¢ I, my dear, but I adored The photographer is a paradox. He‘s forever taking the negative despite which he has the burden of the proof. fAe may not be much of a humorist, but he always manages to get a smile from his patrons. He is every ready to enâ€" large on any subject; yet he fears to expose his views to the light of common day. He plans every action with delibâ€" eration and then he falls back on snap judgement at! the crucial moment.â€" Northern Tribune. British Endurance, the Quality to Win the W ar "The foliowing is an editora) from Friday‘s Northern News:â€" "Adjutant Batten of the Salvation Army struck the right ithought at yesterday‘s adieu t3 recruits leaving here for Toronto when he stressed the quality of endurâ€" ance. The Kirkland Lake B‘Nai Brith Socâ€" iety started on Saturday to run a free bus service for the youngsters in Kirkâ€" land Lake to take them from the town to their favourite free swimming spot, at the pumphouse. The same free serâ€" vice for the youngsters was given by the same s3ciety last year. Edurancé herg at honme extra work which is calle time, endurance in payi contribrting to the Red C war causes, in dosing ou faithfully and loyally, in | to be of good cheer and and courage." Running Free Bus to the Kirkland Swimming Hole "He mentioned that often people spoke of the sacrifice of death in field which was the supreme sacrifice, but too often forgot the continuous sacrtiâ€" ftice of faithful endurance. ‘"Endurance is the quality above all which has brought success to the Briâ€" tish arms down through history. "It was endurance which carried British and Dominion trtops through the muck and filth and chill of trenchâ€" fighting in the last war to victory. "It is endurance which will win this endurance not cnly on the part of the troops, but on the part of us at home. A huskier tire that is double cured inside and out, with wider, flatter, _ quickâ€" atopping tread, and new streamâ€" lined sidewalls. 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