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When the writer was about to put the head of this column in the "hell bex" last week, another compositor said: ‘"Don‘t do that. you can surely use it after Saturday night." Wny tell tales out of school! The party broke up before midnight, everyone having had a gcod time. The dainty refreshments were préeâ€" pared by Mrs. Gagnon and the boys Alfie amused the boys with some fine step dancing, not to mention his fine experience as a drug clerk. You stick to lunches, Alfie:; they‘re easier to mix. There was only one short lull in the evening and that was when car across the street took a notion on all six that it would join the party but missed the house and woke up the neighbours two doors away by knocking over their verandah. The boys got back to their singsong with Mr. Devine tickling the ivories for the evening. Mr. Gagnon and Mr. Leach spoke for their respective teams, Gamble‘s and T. N..0. L Refreshments and singsong were in order for the rest of the evening (if you want banjo or piano players, or a good step dancer, the boys have them. Also one good magpie, no, it‘s not Army.â€"advt. As for singers, "we ain‘t no zot.") Mr. Guidice, a newcomer to the league this seascn, said that even thcugh he had been on a losing team, it was "l0ts of .fun," and he hoped he could play for The Advance next year. Mr. Gagnon and Mr. Leach spoke for their respective teams, Gamble‘s and It was good to see Teddy and Bert were able to find the place this year and bring along the ban}jo. A ~new â€"musician was discovered among the boys when Grant Eddy started to strum the banjo all on his lonesome. The next round of pleasure was at the home of Mr. and Mrs. F. J. Hornby, Bannerman avenue. In giving the toast to the league, Mr. J. W. Faithful said it was very nice of Mr. angqg Mrs. Hornby to open their home for the third time so that the league could enjoy themselves. As a token of appreciation he presented Mr. and Mrs. Hornby with a fruit bowl trimmed with sterling silver. He said he hoped the league would continue as in the past. In presenting the cup to Gamble‘s, he said nothing would have pleased him more than if he had been presenting it to The Advance team, for they had been the best of sports in playing a losing game all seaâ€" son. The final curtain was rung down on the Commercial Bowling League on SBaturday last when about 20 ‘sowlers gathered at Steven‘s bowling alleys and rolled a couple of games. The boys thanked Mr. Stevens for the fine service given throughout the season and for the alleys on Saturday night. Before leaving. a collection was made for the pinâ€"boys. "Too early to tell anything yet," said Art Mattson, manageor of the new Timâ€" mins outfit, "this is the boys‘ first time out and they‘re still a little rusty." He definitely has hopes though, of turning out a good team. ..«From what little was to be seen yesâ€" terday, Hollinger should be far from the bottsm of the heap when the final game is ‘played next fall. There‘s so much new material that is still a myâ€" stery that anything might happen. @Queen‘s University triâ€"colour sweaters predominated on the diamondâ€"there FPifteen strong, possible stars, t turned out yester out of the seaso, Hollinger Ball Players Have Initial Workout New Material Looks Promising as Students Contribute Heavily. Sprattâ€"Wengel Battery New to the North and May Prove V aluable to Holly. Dome Football Squad Plays Opener Here on May 25 Gay Opening Summer Dancing at Riverside Pavilion 3 4th of May Three Orchestrasâ€"Continuous Music but i1 short, a few | we (The Holiday) Everything to give the good oid summer time a real welcome. Come and join in the fun. Admission Noisemakers â€" Balloons â€" Novelties AI Acton Free Press:â€"Care on the highâ€" ways by motorists, pedestrians, cyclists and all is the only means of stopping the toli of suffering and sacrifice. not be produced ; chief point made not any proof of A feature of special interest and value at the Dome School on Friday last was a demonstration of resuszitaâ€" Licn by the DBome Section of the Boy Scesuts. The demonstration of the way to employ artificial methods of resusciâ€" tation must have been of great importâ€" ance to the pupils who followed the exâ€" hibition with the very closest Indeced, it ma‘y not be too much to say that the knowledge gained by the pupils may some time or anotheor be the means of saving life. While the actual deâ€" monstration was very ably given by the Boy Sccuts, Scoutmaster O. E. Andrew added to the effectiveness and interest of the lesson by his excellent talk to the pupils on first aid work. His address caught the attention of the pupils and will have lasting results in spurring interest and -th.ought along first aid lines. SENTENCE OF DEATH UPHELD THOUGH NO CORPSE PRODUCED All members of the Timmins Cricket Club and. those who desire to join are asked to be at the pavilion on Sunday, May 19th. As this is to be the first game of the coming season, a good turnout of players is specially desired. The wickets will be pitched at 1.45 p.m. Play will commence at 2 o‘clock promptly. If the weather is unfavourable to play it is proposed to have a general meéting, as there are several important ‘matters to be attended to before the gcames commence. Demonstration at Dome School on Resuscitation were well looked after by Mr. Lseach from the kitchen., And, in closing this column for the season, the writer wOould like to menâ€" ticon Army and his spoon rattling, but woeuld advise him to wear gloves next timeâ€"bandages lock bad on fingers. One last question: "Who woke up next mornirg with a quart of Canada Dry beside the alarm clock?" Meeting of Timmins Cricket Club May 19 to work Elminat quickly fr OU ty town battse er mucn to be ds rst Game of Season. If Weather is Unfavourable for Play General Meceting to be Held. 1i€ NOLrE it ind redt ort it 11 n, clothing so ‘Cch Kirkland nd didn‘t mis but Wege ob behind ntly arrived ‘ _of the Spr working toge 50c¢ 1 mogu ‘ Bpratt togethâ€" seemed the bat. handled election many batte: On The championship opens May 20 over the links of the Royal Lytham and St. Annes Club which is on the coast a few miles from Blackpool. Thirtyâ€"five other entrants are from overseas, including Lawson Little of Sanâ€"Francisco, titleholder. There are 11 from they United States, thre> from India, two each from Belgium, South Africa and France, and one each froam Norway, Australia, Trinidad, Sarawak and the Federated Malay States. port the northern governing Lbody to the extent of paying the percentage of gate receipts to which the association was entitled," to use the words of the Sudbury Star. This is quite true, but since the clubs concerned have not yet applied for affiliation this year, there doesn‘t seem to be any course of acâ€" tion open. It is not the first time that a club has "defaulted" on handing over to the N.O.W.S.A. the share of the take from the finals, for which the constituâ€" tion calls, According to the Northern News of Kirkland Lake, it is still very doubtful whether the team in quesâ€" tion even wants to enter this year. It was a costly season for the teamâ€"the manager in particular. Probably all the gate receipts were used in traveolling expenses. The point remains, however, that any team â€" taking â€" affiliation with the N.O.W.S.A. agrees to honour its conâ€" stitution. Other finalists have been down on the seasOon before this and to some extent the Sudbury kick is justiâ€" fied. But they needn‘t blame the exéecuâ€" tive of the N.OW.SA. The officers have done everything in their power to try to make collections but right now there‘s nothing they can do. If no club is in existence then no debts can b paid. The solution might be to make managers of softball teams legally reâ€" sponsible for the debts of their team but since that hardly savours of sportsâ€" manship, it won‘t likely be done. The only hold the N.O.W.S.A. has on the club is to refuse it affiliation for the 1935 season, or any following ones, unâ€" til the indebtedness is cleared up. This will be done, The Advance has been given to understand. The course of acâ€" tion was taken once before in the hisâ€" tory of the association and the team and tewn involved have not since been allowed to enter. At any rate, Sudbury could not have heen very serious in the reported atâ€" Lempt to place their own executive on the NO.WSA. for it states quite clearly in the constitution that nominaâ€" cions for Oofficeo must be in the hands Of the secretary two weeks before the annual meeting. Then when none of the Nickel Belt "enthusiasts" made an appearance at the annual mgeting, it certainly looked as if their enthusiasm had become lukewarm, to say the least. After all, the assOciation is just as much Sudbury‘s as it is anyone else‘s, and if they‘re really interested in the affairs of the governing body, they should turn up at the annual meetâ€" ings, E ht on ie in i en dn cce c . 0 t The Canadians and their f opponents follows: Edward Innes, Montreal, v ner, Aldeburgh, D. D. O‘Dor <r, Chief Borlangq said that maybe the boys at the hall could dig up some cash somewhere, although they‘re havâ€" ing a tough time building up the emerâ€" gency fund again. Ten Canadians to Play ! for British Golf Title According England, t] golfers who land are am list of 232 fc Championsh gin, Montreal v. R. Knowles, Jr.. Brookline, Mass.; Ken. Black, Visncouâ€" ver v. W. Watsonr, Royal Ashdown Forest: Dick Moore, Vancouver v. Hecâ€" tor Thompson, Williamwood; Bud Donovan, Winnipeg v. Walter Cresty, Worsley; Phil Farley, Toronto v. W. H. Catterall, Lytham and St. Annes; Ross Somerville, London, Ont. v Leslie Halliâ€" well, Darwen; F. G. Hobitzel, Toronto v. J. P. Zacharaias, Formby; Jack Nash, Loundon, Ont. v. J. S. T. Hawke, Bowâ€" don; Gordon Taylor, Montreal, v. R. H. Hardman, Birkdale. Newsy‘s Successor Played Here Billy Boucher, who turned pro after playing the 1920 hockey season with Iroquois Falls, is to ‘be the new coach of Les Canadiens, so it‘s said. The team is to remain in Montreal for another four years, according to an agreement JjJust drawn up with the Forum. Boucher has always been a hero to Canadion supporters, even though he did cross the line during recent years. It looks as if Newsy Lalonde will be with Proâ€" vidence in the minor league this year. Girls‘ Softball Needs Help Big subject of conversation at the anâ€" rual meeting of the Porcupine Ladies‘ Softball Association the other night was:â€"uniforms. They cost plenty of dough and they have to have the right colour comsination. The girls who played for the Fire Hall last year are lo¢king for new backers this year. Several suggestions were heardâ€"Holâ€" linger (as usual), merchants and so on. But in case the girls don‘t get a backâ€" soOciation ant that "certain port the not Kicks But No Action From Sudbury W,. 3. Beaton of Sudbury, chairman | of the advisory committee of the Norâ€".| thern Ontario Women‘s Softball Assoâ€" ciation, did not, as he was expected to. ' air the "grievances" of Sudbury about the association at Saturday‘s annual. At the Nicke]l Belt Ladies‘® Softball Asâ€" sociation annual recently. it was said lfers who have nd are among ; t of 232 for the i1ampionship. _ The â€"champion From All Levels the if_l recentliy, It ‘ clubs had failed word from Lytham, 0 Canadian amateur > just arrived in Engâ€" an international entry ) British Amateur Golf nell H constituâ€" Northern still very n quesâ€" uUup | marnock), Main â€" (Ra Johnstone, | Miller (Par | (Derby Cot Academical and.: D. ;. lTrainer A. [ Wilson (CGI also in the party. Official Welcomet The Scois were met at by Sam Davidson, secret Dominion of Canada Fsoth tion and a large party of men. and. phcotographers. liner docked President Jos: riskill of the United Stat Asscociatison, Len Peto of M (QClydeo), A. Cummings ( Donald (Rang gers), P. Wils nelly (Fartic} dent Th Bogie a ham. ‘The ] Scots Football Team Not Coming to Town Oficial szciation Have Arrive and â€" Welec Members 0 be at Toroi AunC ind : nd Ran Di x n} e part] ograph esident Jnited LY D. Meikle Hibernian M l Wil Mill ang Mont . Quarantint tary. of tht ball Associaâ€" ~â€" newspapserâ€" When the Sm che iltotr Kil W Announcement is the date at which club of Timmins wi in shape for the c meeting will proba ng Timmil Men‘s Softball Club to Mceet During Next Wee 11 WIL ill H ent is expectsd Monday on which the men‘s softball ns will meet to get things th> coming season. The probably be held in the xt Wednesday or Thursâ€" for slc rwayvy t( A m mad Tin 40,000 p¢ ‘ar~ Ccon lessnes:® nIns O mavail Hn"n June Timmin â€"June â€" 1 nounced 1 Dt Mi Dom M\ Drumheller Team Visit Scheduled for June 6â€" ns. June 8 rumhell JTune T T ‘umhbeller June "th ller (exh Jun D.F.A. Committee Releases Dates for Games to July 1st. Timmins United Gets First Two Home Games as Proâ€" mised at League Annual. )16 drawn hn exhibition) 8th, Sati 41} 12th, Wednesday later. T‘€ followit 1 Tuesda Wednesday: McIntyre vs exhibition). Thursday: Timmins vs exhibition). Friday: Dome vs Dxum- Ma helle in t Saturday T\ Saturday 12 innual at Tuesd schedule ame â€"will be t 25th, as p iturda name urday day: Dome vs 1€ Alborta, footbal Porcupine in Junt exhibition game ims entered in the FPootball Associaâ€" hedule Timmins vs Mc as promise meeting ; MciIntyvti fi1rst. Timmins ay nigh committ AV T‘im ball n â€" VS Brantford Expositor:â€"That was a most timely and trenchant comment of Premier Ramsay MacDonald when he pointed out that the advisers of King George come and go but that he has year after year to endure in the disâ€" charging of the great demands of his high position. Young pigs, not dimes, were the medâ€" ium of exchange demanded in a chain letter received by Christopher McNabb, prominent farmer of Mono township, near Orangeville this week, from a friend near Ottawa. When told how many pigs he would have if the chain were not broken, McNabb exclaimed: "Who wouldn‘t be a hog for that many / However, he has no notizn of continuâ€" ing the chain. YOUNG PIG DEMANDED IN ONE SET OF CHAIN LETTERS Junes 20th, ‘ Dome. June 22nd, Kirkland Lake June 26th, \ Timmins. June 29th, Kirkland Lake July 1Ist, M contest under for gold medal The N.O.P.A at a later date Monda y V SJp} Mcelntyré Noran McelIntyvt _or Dome. al fooutball Pipe Band