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The South Porcupine Curling Club is observing St. Patrick‘s Day and giving everybody else a chance to celebrate the patron saint of Ire‘and‘s birthday by holding a dance on Thursday evening, March l7th, in the High School hall, South Porcupine. Dancing will start at 2.30 sharp, and refreshments will be served at midnight. The best of music wil} be furnisthed by a 7â€"niece orchestra. soOUTH PORCUPINE CURLING CLUB DANCE ON MARCH 17TH Story Club, we have nothing on Billy Weeks, of Engliehart, Northern Ontario, who writes me as follows:â€" ‘"‘Dear Lowell:â€"You have peculiar weather down there, but you have noâ€" hing on us up here. One day hors recently it was 38 below zero and the nextâ€"day it was 40 above. The kids were clearing the snow off my back lawn and had a fine skating rink made as I was watching them, but after I turmed round they had my lawn mower cutting the grass." "I must say," concluded Mr. Thomas, "that‘s got them all beat in the Tall Story whoopers and the Tall Story Club will have to make a place for our Norâ€" thern Ontario friend." radlo announcers, who quallly every day, so the ordinary man who gets in has to have brains. The editor of The Sault Star was given lifso in the Tall Story Club, the hcnour being retroactive. Now another man in this great free North has been acâ€" chhimed as a member on merit. This new member is no less popular a perâ€" sonage than Billy Wesks, of Engleâ€" hnart. HMe is mayor and everything at Englchart, and he is just as popular every placse e‘ss> he is known. He has friends in Timmins and even at Iroâ€" quois Falls The elecSon of Billy Weeks to the Tall Story Club was thus explained by Lowell Thomas in his talk aver the radis from WLW, Cincinnatti, Ohio, cn Monday evening:â€" "Well, folks, spsaking of the Tall anan has to be a gosd one at telling a story and the story has to be tall on @all sides. The club is crowded with radio announcers, who qualify every day, so the ordinary man who gets in has to have brains. The editor of The Sault Star was given lifso Lowell Thomas, who is a rad‘o anâ€" acuncer in the home of tall stcries, is ahe founder or the chief offcial or somethinz in what is called the Tall Story Club. To belong to this club a amman has to be a gosod@ one at telling a Popular â€" Billy Weeks Honoured by KRadio Announcer This Week by Admission to Famow, Tall Story Club. Englehart Mayor is in Tall Story Club ‘Thanking I am As for mosse prey for the b %he cow mooss2 tbut such is not occasion have I make a slicht . Then, how about the beaver? Wh will say that the bear doesn‘t kill ou Carmrmadian beaver. I have seen them i1 the acl and on many occasions I hav «hased Mr. Bear whilse watching fo the beaver. It seems rather strange t me that a man could spend years of hi iÂ¥e in the and not come in conâ€" not mucl mave kncown C sianner and 1 iixtt a swimmC bear secret waits until Thc menls i aimn @ccut to make, I know the bear is a destructive amal. Not cnly will they kill m ealves,‘ and as some claim fullâ€"gr moose, but they will also kill fullâ€"gr red deer. As old weodsmen know, deer has a habit of crcossing rivers o express my opinion on traving over forty ffe in the bush, and as L . wre sconten‘s of this leucx the near future, I may say ed to take my affidavit t ments I am abcut to make Irarmless an tructive ind Dear Sir:> Ag@vance the @scussicn Timmin To the Editor of The Advance, Ti Bears Found to be Very Destructive W1 on regardin Some claim hen the bear jumps such a manner that much chance for e wn dezs to get deer )a\ In ) It CrCSsing rivers summer time, and mself on ‘the bank » deer is quite clo: he bear jumps intc Respectfully, WM. 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