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"I COULD TALK ABOUT THIS SARGON ALL DAY" "This new Sar-g_;)n is miles ahead of any medicine I ever tock in my life. "For four years I kept going down hill. My nerves were ‘shot to pieces and 1 lost 53 pounds in weight. My food disagreed with me, gave me the worst kind of indigestion, and in spite of all the medicines I took I seemed to grow worse all the time. TI‘d get up mornings feeling halfâ€"dead and could hardly pull through a day‘s work. WA "Sargon did me more good than everything else I tried put together. I eat three hearty meals a day now withâ€" out a trace of indigestion, my nerves are steadied, I sleep good and am steadily gaining back my lost weight. L feel great now and my work is a pleaâ€" sure. Sargon Pills proved to be exâ€" actly what I needed to tone up my liver and keep my bowels regulated."â€"Fred J. Cole, 26 Avoca Ave., Toronto. vutrte Sargon may be obtained in Timmins at The Goldfield Dryug Store. A dance is announced to be held in the Finnish hall, Timmins, on Friday evening of this week, March 1l4th. Dancing from 9 to 2. The Club Royal orchestra will provide the music for the sccasion. Life (New York)â€"The biggest probâ€" lem of a Hollywood actor is how to dispose of his old razor and wives. DANCE IN THE FINNISH HALL ON FRIDAY A New Perfume To rapidly introduce one of our latest Oriental Perfume Creations, "DREAM KISS PERFUME," â€"we will send absoclutely FREE a generous sample of DREAM KISS sSACHET POWDER, enough to keep a whole drawer of clothes delicately perfumed for months,. It‘s FREE, Just send your name and address toâ€"day, to: FREE Hillâ€"Clarkâ€"Francis Limited Head Office and Factories wâ€"â€"_â€"â€" New Liskear Branch Offices and Yards atâ€"Ttmmlns Kirkland Lake, Noranda, Que. "There‘s a bit of knowledge that can‘t be featured in any ad. It‘s that feeling that some folks have about some business houses. They just know they‘re going to get the right treatment." Lumber â€" _ Millwork The Oriental Perfume Co. 77 ADELAIDE ST. W. Toronto 2, Ont. FRED C4LL U OyE DoAE Everything for Building When the whistle blows at seven And the cage starts to descend We get off there at our level, Up the stope, start to ascend. With our drillâ€"steel on our shoulder To the working face we g0, Scale, and drill, and muck back also For we have to make a show. Blairmore (Alberta) Enterpriseâ€"The Moral Reform League should take acâ€" tion to curtail the game of cribbage, which affords opportunities for dishonâ€" esty equal to golf. Elsewhere in this issue will be found reference to the big hit made by the Timmins Miners‘ Quartette, Messtrs Snow, Street, Jago and Johns, in their appearance last week at the Royal York hotel, Toronto, where they sang in connection with events under the auspices of the Canadian Institute of Mining and Metallurgy. The quartette of course made the biggest part of their hit by virtue of the fact that they had unusually good voices and were talentâ€" ed singers. Much interest, however, was created through their miners‘ dress, the rubber clothes with realistic splashes of mud attracting special atâ€" tention. As noted elsswhere on each occasion as they entered hall or room they came singing. The song written by W. Stan Johns, one of the quartette, is sung to the tune of "Clementine," and is as follows:â€" We are miners, Porcupiners. Every morning we‘re on time. In the shaftâ€"house you will find us With our tools right in the line. Cobalt, South Lorrain, Gowganda, Elk Lake, Kirkland are all in line, But for real mines and miners You‘ve got to go to Porcupine. Then we worked both hard and steady, And we saved up quite a sum, But we bought some stock on margin, And the brokers put us on the bum. "How‘s she going?" says the captain As he come through on his beat, A very odd type of burglary is reâ€" ported from North Bay where a man was said to have made a daring entry into Queen Victoria Memorial hospital through a window in the night nurses‘ quarters on Thursday evening last. The motive is thought to have been robbery, the burglar making a getâ€" away by jumping out of the window after the nightwatchman had pulled the ladder away. The burglar jumped some eighteen feet to the ground and a struggle with the nightwatchman folâ€" lowed. It was of brief duration, howâ€" ever, the burglar tripping up his wouldâ€" be capturer and taking to kis heels. The janitor, while making a last round of the grounds for the evening, noticed the ladder against the rear wall of the building. He noticed also pair of man‘s legs just vanishing over the winâ€" dow sill. He hurriedly pulled the ladâ€" der away and called to the nurses that there was a man in their quarters. The burglar took alarm at the outcry and jumped from the window. <The ianitor grappled with him but failed to hold him. The janitor was equally unable to catch the intruder, though chasing him for a block or two. The jdnitor returned to the hospital when he saw he could not overtake the burâ€" glar, and described to the police the burglary and the burglar so far as desâ€" cription could be given of the occurâ€" rence amid so much hurry and exciteâ€" ment. The police have been working on the case but so far have been unâ€" able to locate the burglar. "Drill the holes with plenty on them, And make sure they‘re all ten feet. BURGLAR BREAKS INTO THE HOSPITAL AT NORTH BAY LATEST VERSION OF THE PORGUPINE MINERS SONG This Song, Written by W. Stan Johns, Was Sung by the Porcupine Miners‘ Quartette at Toronto and Made a Big Hit. Builder‘s Supplies , Ont. = sn . ds i 9 t is A t "C tb ‘c The farm home of Robert Jarvis, a prominent farmer of Kearns townâ€" ship, near Uno Park, was destroyed by fire on Wednesday evening of last week. The origin of the fire has not been deâ€" finitely decided upon. The blaze is unâ€" derstood to have first broken out in an upstairs room where a lighted lamp was in use and where some children were playing. Whether the lamp was overturned or whether it accidentally ignited curtains or hangings has not been definitely ascertained. The fire was believed to have been gotten under control â€"when it broke out afresh to finish off the building. Lack of waâ€" ter made the fight a hopeless one after the first round, although the flames were fought stubbornly for almost three hours. Most of the downstairs furniâ€" ture was saved but the upstairs furniâ€" ture is a complete loss. The teacher of a nearby school, boarding at the Jarvis home, lost all his belongings, exâ€" cepting a fur coat in his upstairs apartâ€" ment. A small amount of insurance was carried on the building with nothing on the contents. The blaze was quite a spectacular one being visible for miles around and a very large crowd gathered. Toronto Mail and Empireâ€"Pittsburg is to have a new arena seating 20,000 people. If the Pittsburg hockey team continues to perform in the new arena as it has in the old it will be able to establish a new record in the numâ€" ber of people who are likely to leave a game while it is in progress. FIRE DESTROYS FARM HOME OF KEARNS TOWNSHIP MAN Whether or not you are now a Hupmobile owner, you are cordially invited to make the acquaintance of this new dealer and to view the new Hupmobiles now on display in his showroom. YÂ¥ ou will find that the new Hupmobile line advances all standards by which motor cars are judgedâ€" dominant in power, surpassing in speed, excelling DOMINION AUTOMOBILE CO., LIMITED, TORONTO, ONT. HUPP MOTOR CAR CORPORATIQN . .. WINDSOR, ONTARIO THE PORCUPINE ADVANCE, TIMMINS, ONTARIO NATIONAL MOTOR SALES _(From The Huntingdon Gleaner) _‘ While statesmen in Germany are tryâ€" ing to find a way to reduce taxes, taxâ€" payers are laughing over a cabaret turn which has become one of the big jokes of the moment. In it a strong man twists up a poker and reduces a chair to kindling. He then produces a leâ€" mon, squeezes it, and offers a sum of money to anyone who can get anâ€" other drop of moisture out of it. No one can do so until a little man comes forward. He does not look at all musâ€" cular, but he squeezes out three more drops. Then, in response to the strong man‘s request to know how he did it, he replies: "it is very simple, I am an incomeâ€"tax collector." Monday of next week, March 17th, is the date of the big dance under the auspices of the Timmins Division of the St. John Ambulance Brigade, as announced literally months ago. This big St. Patrick‘s Night event will be held in the Hollinger Recreation hall, and all arrangements have been comâ€" pleted to have a successful and pleasâ€" ant evening. The Club Royal orchesâ€" tra has been engaged to provide the best of music and all other features of the event will be up to the highest standards. There will be many special features of interest to this March the Seventeenth dance in the Hollinger hall under the auspices of the St. John Ambulance Brigade. AMBULANCE BRIGADE DANCE ST, PATRICK‘S NIGHT, MARCH 17 RATEPAYERS IN GERMANY } LAUVGH AT TAXâ€"GATHERERS | TIMMINS, ONTARIO ,Nmm OF AUTOMOBILES ( AS$ USED TOâ€"DAY IN CHINA Oakland‘s pronounciation in Chinese is very much like its own name. Translated, it means, literally, "beautiâ€" ful can do orchid." Pontiac‘s Chinese name, "pagoda can do‘" alludes to paâ€" goda as a place and "can do‘" as perâ€" formance and ability. Chevrolet as a name has been established so long in China that no change was mads, It is pronounced "Cheevoret" and means "snow buddha orchid," symbol:© for purity and endurance. Cadillac has a close phonetic alluâ€" sion to the original name and the broad translation in Chinese means "a car for the wealthy, with great beauty, power and performance." LaSalle and Oldsmobile, for phonetic reasons, were not changed. Buick is one of the most esteemed cars in China. Therefore, the name "piâ€"ku" was chosen. It means in Engâ€" lish "other especially can do." In some provinces it translates into "exâ€" ceptional performance." One of the most interesting developâ€" ments that has come to light in autoâ€" mobile merchandising and has been a naming of products in China where the native buys by trademark or "chop." A "chop" having been established, is rarely changed. The language symbols and ideographs have a different meaning «in different proâ€" vinces, so it was necessary for repreâ€" sentatives in China to adopt standard pronocunceable names for the various lines. The names were selected with great care after consulting native dealâ€" ers. vner, ance biles inces gedâ€" elling in exclusive beauty of design and equipment. Every motorist should see, and drive, the 70 horseâ€" power Six, the 100 horsepower‘ Eight, and the 133 horsepower Eight .. . Each is 100% a Hupmobile. And each is a brilliant example of Hupmobile‘s 22â€"yvearâ€"old ability to make motor cars of the 20% B utmost mechanical excellence. DISTRIBUTOR Pembroke Standardâ€"Observer â€" Mr. Fred Kenning, M.L.A., of Timmins was the weekâ€"end guest of his sister, Miss Hazel Kenning, and his son, Master Robert Kenning, Pembroke St. W. Age 25 Age 30 Age 35 Age 40 Age 45 Age 50 Goldfields Block, Timmins, Ontario. By Buying Low Cost Life Insurance. 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