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to find out. Near the middle of the page we learned the identity of Agnesâ€"â€"she was one of the U.S. Olympic swimming team. Her failure to cross the finish line first explained the "beaten.‘ "Bears" translated into the name of Mr. Block‘s Newark (N.J.) hbaseball team, and "Cop" is tabloid for winning a ballâ€"game. $ Rfl-lfld _thns Year with We just could not go on with the story without further consideration of that line. Maybe it was an anagram, with the true meaning revealed by a shuffling of the letters. Maybe it was â€"it appeared to beâ€"a new eugenic disâ€" covery. Perhaps it portended a new source of recruits for New York‘s police force. But enough of guessingâ€"we had to find out. Why are healines? Are they intendâ€" ed to sell papers, or to give the hasty reader the day‘s news in an eyeâ€"full, or to give the appreciative reader an intellectual jab in the ribs, or just to fill white newspaper space? We have seen headlines that might fit one or more of these reasons, and we have seen headlines that seemed to fit none of them. For instance, during a recent evening‘s relaxation with our favourite tabloid, our eye was arrested by a 60â€" point cap line reading: "AGNES BEATEN, BEARS COP." 35 13 (Mayer ran for Donovan North Bay AB R Stargartt, 3b ............ FTdawards, ID .i Berard, s.s,. Below will be found the box score, summary, etc., giving the details of the game:â€" Timmins AB *R H PO A B Giallanardo, 2b ... L c o. Laflamme, s.S. ... Ponovan, rf. ...:.;::. T.:... Webb, : :; sds Foberts, 1D‘..:.........;. ies se o iss PDamton, p. :......:..... PAMUBRC, : C, 0 M inss Dominico, Lf. ........... es TJaAYVIS, ~3D;¢ k.ii .c 11. .. Lwiid.s.. 0 WHERE HEADLINES MUST BE TRANSLATED TO GET SENSE (From New York Editor and Publisher) Last week The Advance had time and space only for a brief reference to the Junior baseball game at North Bay Wednesday afternoon when the Timâ€" mins Juniors won from the North Bay Juniors 13 to 8. The result, while in line with the good work of the Timâ€" mins Juniors all season, roused very special interest, and so a review of the game will not be out of place. As will be noted by the box score and summary below, Timmins Juniors made five runs in the first six innings and held the North Bay boys scoreless until the seventh. Godin pitched wonderful ball, while he received fine support, there being only two errors chalked up against the team. Study of the box score will show the good batting done. olin Leaders are ordinary people with xtraordinarly determination. â€" Linâ€" Summary of the First of the Series of Matches for the Junior Baseball Championship of the North and the Right to Go Further in the Ontario Championship Games. Timmins Held North Bay Scoreless Until the Seventh. When Timmins Juniors Won From North Bay at North Bay b The latest ideas in stuffed olives are obtainâ€" Cl able in TINVINCIBLE olives. They set the the Permanent Roofing for Barns, Houses, Sheds LOmemtialcost .comes in big sheetsâ€"easy and quick to t...leakâ€"proof... lay... handsome in appearance. Pre- vents fres ... increases value of property. ‘Made of famous "Council S tnndnrd sheets. Give size of roof for free estimate. W rite to: The latest ideas in stuffed olives are obtainâ€" _ able in INVINCIBLE olives. They set the pace. Try themâ€"many plain and fancy varâ€" ieties. "INVINCIBLE" means "the best" and only the best are "INVINCIBLE". Also ask for McLaren‘s INVINCIBLE : Jelly Powders, Flavoring Extracts, Cake Icings, Gelatine, Quick Puddings and Custards, Spices, Coffee, Maraschino Cherries, Baking Powder. 0 27 IIt .OTS.OS.O..OZ.IO IZLOOGIISS SUIJZOOOZS 0.0.0.010000.... the 7th) Left on basesâ€"Timmins, 8; North Bay, 11. Time of gameâ€"2 hours, 20 minutes. Umpiresâ€"Grieves, at the plate; Arâ€" gue and Casey on bases. ‘*I see by the paper that Babe Ruth walked twice today."‘ ‘*‘(Gosh, she should be more careful about whom she rides with."‘‘ ‘*I‘m never going to get marmed."‘‘ ‘Why ?" ‘*Because you have to have sixteen wives. It says so right in the marâ€" riage ceremony, four better, four worse, four richer, four poorerâ€"and four times four are sixteen."‘ Base on ballsâ€"Off Godin, 10; off Dainton, 1; off Johnston, 2; off Silverâ€" thorne, 4. Wild pitchâ€"Godin, Silverthorne. Hit by pitched ballâ€"by Johnston, Webb and Auge; by Silverthornce, Roâ€" berts and Donovan. Balkâ€"Godin. Hitsâ€"Off Godin, 6 in 7 innings; off Dainton 1; off Johnston, 3 in 2 innings; off Silverthorne, 7 in 7 innings. First base on errorsâ€"Timmins, 3; North Bay, 2. Struck Outâ€"By Godin, 8; by Dainâ€" ton, 0; by Johnston ; by Silverthorne, 10. 30 :.:g â€" [ 241.‘ 4 0 1 4 0 0 0 5 3 0Oâ€"13 North Bay :........., 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 7 0â€"â€" 8 Summary Twoâ€"base hitsâ€"Donovan, Auge, Edâ€" wards, McGowan. Threeâ€"base hitsâ€"Donovan. Sacrifice hitsâ€"Roberts, Dominico. Stolen basesâ€"Giallanardo 4, Donoâ€" van, Auge 2, Davis, Edwards, Galardi, Snodden, Johnston. Double playsâ€"Stargratt; Silverthorns to Edwards to McGowan; Glallanmdo to Laflamme. Silverthorn, c.f., p Chalmers,: 2b ......... CGialardl1, Lf..:::...... Smnodden, r.I. .....;:. McCGowan, c.â€"..:...... Johnston,; p., ‘c.f. . GENUINE RADIOTRONS Radictrons and "carry a spare" It is just as important that the tubes of your radio be in good condition because no set can perform at its best with even one faulty tube. the correct voltage you are rapâ€" idly damaging your other good for emergency. UXâ€"201â€"B §$2.50 When one tube falls off in emission, you naturally turn on Would You Drive Your ali ood Product for 43 Y ears â€"Exchange Only a few prospectors have lost themseives in this country. Before the 'supercilious civjl servant at Ottawa pronounced that mouthful, "A prospecâ€" tor‘s first duty is to find himself," prosâ€" spectors had found it necessary without talking about the matter to adopt some such attitude tor trheir own safetly and protection. Despite such an attitude, however, accidents will happen and unâ€" foreseen circumstances arise, and even the best of prospectors are liable to get lost in new country. In recent weeks. The Advance has had occasion to reter to instances of unusually skilled and experienced prospectors who have had the illâ€"luck to lose their bearings. Some soâ€"called prospectors may boast that they were never lost, but likely that is because they did not go far enough away from the favourite Chinese restaurant or because they took the precaution of taking along an Indian guide, or something like that. If the prospector‘s first duty is to find himself, another very material purpose is to find new discoveries of ininerals. In the search for one, the otner may momentarily be forgotteh\ The prosâ€" pector who heeds the avyice of the Otâ€" tawa civil (or as the case may pe) serâ€" vant to the exclusion of all else, is not likely to find many minerai strikes in new country. The prosperctor who beâ€" comes possessed of the hurning desire to make a find of mineral, is very likeâ€" ly to find that for a tims at least he has lost himself. The reason there have been more prospectors lost this year than ordinarily is because there are more prospectors on the trail than for years past. In tlhiis connection also it is well to count all the lost prospectors of this season. Naming them over it seems like a lot, but couut them and the number will be found (as Hon. Mr. Finlayson might say) to be negligible in comparison to the hundreds of prosâ€" pectors on the trail this year. If only one prospector is lost, it is too much! The prospector toâ€"day is probâ€" ably the most valuable citizen of the country. He is prepariny the way for the wealth and progress of this new country. The Ontario Government TORONTO BROREA‘S PLAN FOR 1081 PROSPECTORS Would Have Cotton E. THE PORCUPINE ADVANCE [GRALRMAMâ€"PAIELEE ave Them n Flags to They Lose Distinguished rices ranging from $1145 to 53540. Car illustrated is Model 629, fiveâ€"passenger Sedan, with 4â€"speed transmission (standard Eear shift), $2840. All prices . o. b. Windsor, taxes paid. Five chassisâ€"sixes and eightsâ€" See the Grahamâ€"Paige Display at the Canadian National Exhibition Carry I Display Their W Y In Way Large have lost Before the at Ottawa White "The average northern prospector-is; a resourceful man. He is also courageâ€" | ous and not easily discouraged. If an | accurate record were compiied of the[ history of prospecting in Northeru Onâ€"| tario, it would probably reveal a reâ€", markably small loss of life due to men | losing their way in the bush. And durâ€" ing the last two decades there has been a vast army of picneers scourinzg the forest wilderness. ‘"There have been cases of prospecâ€" tors, even experienced men such as Andy Taylor, losing their bearings and suffering hardships before being reseuâ€" ed or finding their way to eivilization. Ordinarily, men take great precautions to ensure their own safety, and it is doubtful if the proposal of a Toronto broker, who himself at one time was lost in the bush, will be generally adopted. He proposes that prospectors be obliged to carry with them ilarge white cotton flags in the shape of a large L which could be displayed in case they lose their way. Ssuch a signal could easily be detected by an airplane, and in this way naturally would be of great advantage. But, knowing the characteristics and the mentality of the general run of prosâ€" pectors, it is altogether probable that most men would scorn the assistance offered, having full confidence in their own ability to take care of themselves. "As the prospector is continually pushing farther and farther into the wilds, however, some such scheme as proposed by the Toronto broker might well be devised to minimize the rish that these hardy pioneers run." values the prospector so highly that all Government employees have what may be called standing orders to assist in any and every way in the work of searching for any prospects that may be lost in new country. A Toronto broker recently made the suggestion that all prospectors ne reâ€" quired to carry large white fdags in the shape of a large L. These flags could be displayed in case the prospector should lose his bearings. These flags would visible to any airplans searchâ€" ing for lost men, and the broker thinks the plan would greatly facilitate the finding of lost prospectors. ‘It is not likely that the idea will make particuâ€" lar appeal to the average prospector, who may be inclined to consider such a scheme as a confession of doubt or weakness. The plan, however, is worth a thought or two. It is interestâ€" ingly debated in an editorial in Sudbury Star, as follows:â€" , TIMMINS, ONTARIO Porcupine Garage Fourth Avenue, Timmins Come in andâ€"~drive the Grahamâ€"Paige 629. For only personal experience can convey to you an adequate appreciation of its beauty, smoothness, swiftnessâ€"and the distinguished performance of its fourâ€" speed transmission (standard gear shiftâ€" two high speeds). Performance The Sudbury Star last week says:â€"â€" Pleading ignorance of the law did not save Joseph Ladoucie, of Cartier, who acknowledged taking bass under 10 inches in length from Crab Lake, near Cartier, from a $10 and costs fine when he appeared in District Police Court | before Magistrate McKessock yesterday ‘morning. Ladoucie was caught in the lact'. by Warden Charsley following a | complaint to the officer from the Game Iand Fisheries Department that the young bass,. with which Crab Lake has been stocked, were being taken out and ‘\thrown on the shore. Geordie: ‘‘What are voluntary conâ€" tributors, Weelum ?" Weelum: ‘‘Fowks wi‘ mair money than sense."‘ N.B.â€"Some of these days The Adâ€" vance may have another to show that it is illegal to use dynamite in a river where game fish sare found. The teacher asked a class or sma‘ll children. if they could tell her how many seasons there are. THIS MAN MAY REMEMBER NOW NOT TO TAKE OUT SMALL BASS One little fellow wnose ratner is a busy merchant, threw up his hand: "Two," he said, "the busy season and the dull season!" PHIS LITTLE FELLOW sSURELY KNEW HIS SEASONS ALL RIGHT uce The Toronto Mail and Empire‘s fron: page story some days ago was as folâ€" Ows :â€" "or Sure Results Try Our Want Ad. Column MILD on MEDIUM â€" SWEET AS ITS NAMmE ! 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