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Thiboutot BEAUTY PARLOUR South End Pharmacy 46/ Third Avenue Postpaid $1.50 (in Canada) sOLD BY (Reâ€"decorated and with New Equipment) Bowling, Billiards, Cigars, Etc. â€" OPEN TO ALL â€" BEST ALLEY IN THE NORTH snow on was about in the s LIFTED RIG FROM ROAD TO ALLOW FUNERAL TO PASS When a funeral party was proceedâ€" ing north from Cobalt last week to the Mileage 104 cemetery a single horse rig was met, and the road availâ€" able for travel was so narrow as a result of the big snowstorm that there was no room to pass, ard what was worse the snow was banked up so high at each side of the roadway that even the single rig could not turn out. The snow on each side of the roadway was about nine feet high and the horse in the southbound rig could not be induced to enter it.. _ A way out of the difficulty was secured by unhitchâ€" induced to enter it.. _ A way out of the difficulty was secured by unhitchâ€" ing the single horse, taking off the luad, and turning the ~191C_rh over so that the funeral could go <by. The sleigh was then put back on the road, the load packed on it, and the horse again hitched. Each party then proâ€" m\odcd again on their respective ways. McINTVARE BOWLIRG LEAGUE AEGULTS FDR LAST Webe point. L #4 * % #4 # .# ## *# % #4 ## * Li #4 *#* *%.® #4 # 4 esils+ + + ## #*4 # #4 #@ <« #4 Heggart .. Nottingham Feldman Campbell . Yorke A, Recreation Hall " _ sCHUMACHER Weber‘s, Yorke‘s and Starr‘s Teams were the Winners of Matches Last Week Dummy . Barron . McNeil . Williams Arnott Welt . WV addl ./. } > ... ... McGarry .. C. MceDonald urreen Starr In the Melntyre Bowling League last week the winning teams were the Weber‘s, the Yorke‘s and the Starr‘s High seores were made by W. Weber, M. MacMillan, A. Arnott, and E. M. â€"M Y orke. Dummy .. Ellis Rothwel] MacMillan Anetiaon Dummy :.;. Dr. Weston Bonnell::; ;. Tomkin Starm The followin MceDonald Millan .: .. Mclatyre 3 point wing are the ; ANGRIGNON 1008 946 3 points; Arnott MAC‘S W EBEI] 1050 STARR 4 104 i 241004 YORK .e T601 c 141 points 1059 800 183 179 169 46 ) 1067 872 2 Mac‘s, 1 point 8090 Ano 211 163 194 24(0 2L 84 T14 185 216 220 8()8 141) 16 was proceedâ€" last week to ry a single e road availâ€" narrow as a 835 rignon ames 1019 159 135 1760 1066 216 164 193 200 240 200 192 114 ?8() 2883 91918 o0 O i2 6901 167 640 53O { U }04 17 0) \ut 3 ut 3 **~ l * w Nut ETV As The Advance has been emphasizâ€" ing in recent weeks, expenditures by the Government for the development of this North Land are not just **‘exâ€" They are . ‘‘investâ€" ments‘‘ and will directly or indirectly bring very large returns. This is one reason why Hon. Mr.: Finlayson‘s sugâ€" gestion for the curbing of expend:}â€" tures on necessary works is not a deâ€" irable policy. â€" In the North Land the need is still for roads and more roads. While the need all over the North is great, the stretch of land along the Canadian National Railway from Cochrane west is particularly worthy of attention. Something of this need is suggested by the editorial in the last issue of The Kapuskasing (,ourivr. The Courier says :â€" ©Commenting on the tourist tmlhv in the past season the Poreupine Adâ€" ance refers to the disappointment in the comparatively small amount of traffic which came through as far as Timmins, but mentions that the road was not completed until late in the season. Most of the tourists, especialâ€" ly from the United States, travel in large cars and they are loath to travel over newlv constructed wroads which feature of the band conâ€" unday evening in the Goldfields atre after the church services was e solo, ‘*‘If You Will Only Rememâ€" ber,‘" a charming love ballad given in fine voice and with much sympathetic understanding and expression by Mrs. Roberts. This song, with its attracâ€" tive melody and theme, was given very popular approval. After the inâ€" sistent encore had been responded to, the chairman announced that the music for this pleasing number was the composition of Mr. W. H. Kearâ€" ney, whose gifted interpretation at the piano, as accompanist, added. to the effectivness of the number. There ‘as much interest in this number, the gifted singer, the talented comâ€" poser and the attraction of the song itself, all coming in for special notice. A couple of other artists expected for the evening were unable to be present and the programme was acâ€" cordingly a little shorter than usual. The band selections, however, were of special interest. _ These included :â€" march, ‘‘‘The Rambler‘‘; selection, Hill and waltz. ** V anuâ€" A pretty girl at a charity bazaar was selling kisses for the good of the cause at a shilling each. As an old gentleâ€" man and his wife came along, the old boy muttered that he ‘*would like to have half a sovereign‘s worth for the good of the cause.‘‘ His good lady promptly took him by the arm, and steered him for the nearest exit, exâ€" claiming: ‘‘No you don‘t, Henry, charity begins at home‘!‘‘â€"Montreal Star. HIGHâ€"GRADE SAMPLES FPROM RUN OF THE PRESS large cars and they are ioath to travei over newly constructed roads which have not been tried and proven passâ€" able. No doubt the Government wili repair the two ‘‘bad‘‘ places in the road near Swastika and below Coâ€" balt. At the present time all that Kapuskasing, motorists are worrying about is whether they will be able to drive their ears through to Cochrane this coming season. We hear differâ€" ent stories and as far as we can learn nothing official has been announced. There appears to be a difficult piece of road east of Smooth Rock Falls which will require considerable rock filling. IJIf this is not completed this year there will surely be a lot of disâ€" content as a trunk road connecting this country with the outside world appears more important than the construction of parallel pavements in other sections where good roads alâ€" ready exist; however a little patience may ‘be a virtue and if any effort is made to relieve the situation it will be looked on with good will, otherâ€" wise.‘‘ KAPUSKASING WANTS ROAD COMPLETED TO COCHRANE ""Over Hill and Dale‘*‘; waltz, ‘‘ V aniâ€" ty Fair‘‘; selection, * Melodious Memâ€" ories."‘ The band was well balanced and presented each and every selecâ€" tion in very effective way. All the numbers given were interesting and pleased the musicâ€"lovers. Hiil and Dale"" was a very fascinating number, with many difficult passages, but was handled in very creditable way by Bandmaster Wolno and his bandsmen. ‘‘Vanity Fair‘‘ was anâ€" other especially happy selection that was rendered with talent and appreciâ€" ation of its theme. The many popuâ€" lar oldâ€"time favourites comprising as do The next band conce in the Goldflelds the; church services on Sun BAND CONGERT FEATURES WORK OF LOGAL COMPOSER Music for S A Given Sunday Evenâ€" ing by . Roberts was Composâ€" ed Mr. W. H. Kearney. THE PORCUPINE ADVANCE, TIMMINS, ONTARIO _ oldâ€"time favourites comprising Melodious Memories‘‘ charmed all these happy numbers never fail to erest in this number, rer, the talented comâ€" attraction of the song g in for special notice. other artists expected g were unable to be e progeramme was acâ€" on Sunday cert will be reatre afte tfe in fthe , especialâ€" travel in i to travel ids which ven nassâ€" Fob 10 For the local team, O‘Connor, the star centre, played a very fine game, as did also Giallonardo and Laflarame. Bouley, in goal, was also good. Many were lmpwsxed with the: way the joâ€" ‘al boys stood up and earried on the game while they were outelassed and out weighed by the EFalls team. Lever, the star centre of the Falls. There was only a small crowd out for â€" Friday‘s game, other attracâ€" tions for the evening interfering with the regular attendance. The tormal opening of the new technical high school and the annual commencement exereises of the Timmins high school, and the annual Burns banquet by the Caledonian Society, together with several public and prlvafte dances, were among the evening‘s counterâ€" attractions. P In Friday‘s game the Timmins boys started off with lots of pep and action. They wound up the same way, the first and last periods being the best of the game, with snappy hockey in both t.heae frames. The second stanza was not as fast as the other two, and it was in this period that the Falls ran up its chief seore. goal among friends. When agreeing that at least ten goals were seored against the local homeâ€"brews there should be no dispute over the extra one claimed. IROQUOIS FALLG ADOED ANOTRER TO LIST OF WINS Game Here on Friday Night Resulted in Defeat for Local Juniors by Score of 11 to 1. The Junior N.0OH.A. schedule hoeâ€" key match at Timmins on Friday evening last, like its predecessors, reâ€" sulted in a win for Iroquois Falls, the score being 11 to 1. There were some hockey fans here who suggested that the seore was 10 to 1, but what is one goal among friends. When agreeing that at least ten goals were seored # i‘i Te e ht j c lsgfiimms # m NORTH AMERICAN LIFE ASSURANCE@)MPANY Solid as the Continent Solid as the (('mfme}z{ . KELLY, Representative Tlmmms Ont. HE 47th year in the history of the North American Life Assurance Company was marked by substantial growth and development. The financial record of 1927 is such as to inspire continued conâ€" fidence in the stability and progressiveness of the company. _ . 0. 00. .0. .0 0. . $ 35,608,067.00 Surplus â€" â€" e 6,400,567.00 Payments to Pohcyholders ie i 3,082,510.00 Policies Issued and Revived â€" â€" â€" 32,090,726.00 Insurance in Force â€" â€" â€" . . . 165,684,200.00 May congratulate themselves on this splendid showing :â€" The year 1927 ended with the Largest Surplus earnings in the Company‘s history. Payments to Policyholders increased by $515,845 over the previous year. An increased scale of dividends announced for 192386. A record of continuously improving dividend payâ€" mentsâ€"progress in every department. The CANADA STARCH CO., LIMITED Eskimos, Wilson ........ ‘TFimmins, O‘Connor ;.,. .. Second Period Lever ......... Eskimos,; Lever ......... Eskimos, Wilsonâ€"....... liskimos, Lever .. ........ Eskimos, Mahoney ....... Eskimos, Mecelntyre ...... Sharkeyâ€" pender song Tommyâ€" Shar lm_yâ€"â€" Refereeâ€" macher. Summary Iroquois Fallsâ€"goal, Kerr; right defence, Huggins ; left defence, Hogg; centre, Lever; right wing, Melntyre; left wing, I\llby, subs, Wilson and Mahonev. played a fine game, showing both speed and hockey talent. Kerr, as usâ€" ua‘l, deserves mention for his good work in goal. He had a number of speedy one to handle, and did his part well. Mcintyre, the right wing man of the Falls, was a valuable part of the visiting team, doing good work all evening. The teams lined up as follows: Timminsâ€"goal, Boulley, right deâ€" fence, Krupka; left defence, Wadsâ€" worth; centre, O‘Connor; right wing, Hudson; left wing, Giallonardo; subs, Auge and Leflamme. SK1MmOS, ‘skimos, ‘skimos, skimos, skimos, skimos, Policyholders W‘ rite for new Recipe Bookâ€"Free i4GYvYEer â€".. Melntyre LMever .. No. how does it go? â€"It all depends on yon. â€"L.\ehange Doug, Briden, of Schuâ€" Third Period Have vou heard First Period MONTRE A L our suUs 1 imin 0 min min 5 min 7 min 4+ min. 2 min. 2 min. 3 min. 5 min. 4 min. Every Night Is Ladies‘ Night King‘s Amusement Parlours HEAD OFFICE TORONTO ONT Thursday, Feb. 2nd, 1928 More women are bowlâ€" ing toâ€"day than ever. Some bowl for the thrill, some for health, and others for reducmg exercise. Bowling ansâ€" wers the purposes of all