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‘*The oldest son is Common Sense. ‘*Some of the other boys are Stabiliâ€" ty, Perseverence, Honesty, Thoroughâ€" ness, Foresight, Enthusiasm, Coâ€"operaâ€" tion. *tv well with the rest of the famll\, â€"East Texas News. _‘The husband who does a little light Rirting with his wife now and then is a rare bird, but a wise *‘gaza‘zso.‘‘ â€"â€"Broke Hustler tion ‘‘*Some of the sisters are Cheerfulâ€" ness, Loyalty, Harmony. ‘*The babe is Opportunity. ‘*Get acquainted with the ‘Old Man‘ and you will be able to get along pretâ€" Tomorrow (Friday) evening the Lancashire Football Club is giving anâ€" other of the very enjoyable dances for which they have won a very enviâ€" able reputation. The music for the dance toâ€"morrow night will be the very best, and other features will also all be up to the best standard. The event will be held in the: Hollinger hall and no one who likes a good dance and a pleasant social time should fail to be there. LANCASHIRE FPOOTBALL CLUB DANCE ON FRIDAY. Dr.I. T. Brill, D.D.S. Phone 90 MEET THE SUCCESS FAMILY **The father of Success is Work. ‘*‘The mother of Success is Ambiâ€" Marshallâ€"Ecclestone Block BARBEE SHOP 46%/, Third Avenue Next to Blahey‘s Store The appeal of youth and beauty is not to be denied. Nor is the longing for a more beautiful complexion or for more abundant perâ€" fectly coiffured hair denied those who visit us. Timmins, Ont. Dentist Open Evenings You owe so much to yourself you can‘t afford to owe anybody else. â€"Exchange _ ‘*Mr. and Mrs. Charles Toner, of Alumette Island, will celebrate the anniversary of their Golden Wedding on Friday, April 22nd. On account of their advanced age the celebration will be rather quiet. Mrs. Toner forâ€" merly Miss Mary Ann Tierney, is a life long resident of Allumette Island, and was born their 67 years ago. Charles Toner is 82 years of age, was born in Ireland and came to Canada with his parents when only sever years old. His home was in Portage du Fort, until shortly before his marriâ€" age. Fifty years ago they were marâ€" ried in Chapeau, Que., and have since made Allumette Island their home. They were pioneer farmers of the Isâ€" land, and are one of the oldest and most highly esteemed couples of the Island. Their union was blessed with 14 children, and there are 25 grandâ€" children, and 2 great grand children. Mr. and Mrs. Toner are in good health, and it is the wish of their many riends that they will live to enjoy their sixtieth anniversary. Of the family there are nine children living. They are Dominic, of Detroit, Thomas, of Timmins, John, on the homestead, Mrs. James Dunn and Mrs. C. B. McGuire, of Demers Centre, Que., Mrs. Herbert Ryan, Timmins, Mrs. A. MceLaughin, Mrs. Kritsche and Miss Anna Toner, all of Kitchener."‘ Kipling says, my dear: ‘Woâ€" man is a rag a ‘Ibone and a hank of halr."' “ A'l1l] YÂ¥A ’, ul\n n‘\a‘i'l\\-nl] nn;’ ‘«And man,"‘ she answered and smiled sweetly, ‘‘is a jag, a drone and a tank of air.‘‘â€"Ex. The Standardâ€"Observer of Pemâ€" broke, Ontario, lastâ€"week published a picture of Mr. and Mrs. Charles Toâ€" ner, of Allumette Island, who celeâ€" brate their golden wedding anniverâ€" sary on Friday of last week. They were married at Chapeau on April 22nd, 1877, and have lived on the Isâ€" land all these years. _ There were fourteen children, nine of whom are living, some of them lbeing respected residents of Timmins. Mr. Chas. Toner. is 82 years of age, and Mrs. Toner is 67. The Pembroke Standâ€" ardâ€"Observer makes the following reâ€" ference to the golden wedding anniâ€" versary of the couple:â€" MR. AND MRS. C. TONER FIFTY YEARS MARRIED ON APRIL 22 At Cobalt police court last week the results of a 24â€"hour session of poker at the poolroom of T. Kallies at Gowganda were marshalled in reâ€" view, and proved good or bad or inâ€" different, according to the viewpoint. Thomas Skinty, who said that he forâ€" merly had been a moulder in Guelph, but who was decribed by Magistrate Atkinson, as ‘‘a professional crook,"‘ was sert to jail for three months on being found guilty of the theft of $350 from Isaace Hall, his opponent at cards. Hall and Skinty were the surâ€" vivors of the long session, and the former alleged that Skinty had pickâ€" ed up his money and walked out of the door. Skinty denied this and sarid he elft with only his own money after Hall had announced he (Hall} was ‘*‘The shark of Gowâ€" ganda‘‘ and had laughed at accused, who had ‘lost the previous hand. Skinty was ordered to refund $300 to sSOME OF THE RESULTS OF A 24â€"HOUKR POKER SESSION STEAMSHIP TICKETS Steamship Tickets all lines, at Station Ticket Office where you can buy Rail Tickets at the same time. AGENT T. N.O. Station, Timmins, Ont 38â€"50p Ssendthem to Suds, ld_’ui’c'e“cl’eh’ribfife» and you‘ll be sure." ‘You will not die, but will step into immortality. Your mothers will not lament your fate, but will be proud to have borne such sons. Your names will be revered forever and ever by your grateful country, and God will take you unto himself.‘‘â€"Currie. No need now to stress the vital necessity of such orders, comung from men who were primarily soldiers, and ‘*‘There is no other course open to us but to fight it out. Every position must be held to the last man; there must be no retirement. _ With our backs to the wall and believing in the justice of our cause, each one of us must fight on to the end. The safety of our homes and the freedom of manâ€" kind alike depend on the conduct of each one of us at this critical moâ€" ‘‘Looking back with pride on the unbroken record of your glorious acâ€" hievements, asking you to realize that toâ€"day the fate of the British Empire hangs in the balance, I place my trust in the Canadian Corps, knowing that where Canadians are engaged there can be no giving away. Under the orders of your devoted officers in the coming battle, you will advance or fall where you stand, facing the rnemy. â€" To those who fall, L say, ‘‘Lest we Forget‘‘ I would bring back to the memory of Canadians and Imperials alike, that it was in the month of April, nine years ago, that two of the most momentous orders of the day were issued by the comâ€" manders of the British and Canadian Armies, Sir Douglas Haig and Sir Arthur Currie:â€" ment."‘‘ f Hiaig. One of the most interestinzg souâ€" venirs of the Great War is that of Mr. A. N. McKinley‘s, of the Canaâ€" dian Bank of Commerce,â€"an exâ€"gunâ€" ner of the Canadian Field Artillery, with a good military recordâ€"a real ‘‘Jerry‘‘ helmet, issued in 1914 to the German army in anticipation of their victorious march through Paris. There is also the old familiar friend, the ‘"‘tin hat‘‘ (a friend indeed to many of us), bearing the name and badge of a 10th Battery Canadian Arâ€" tilleryman, a forage cap which once adotned (?) the head of a Fritz; rifle, grenades, Mills hand grenade, a magâ€" nificent tray, which is a reproduction of the first Service pin issued in 1916 and a muchâ€"travelled pillow, bearing the names in writing of very many places and battlefields of France, Flanders, etc., which is the property of Dr. A. S. Porter, M.C.,â€"a silent but nevertheless infallible witness to the good work accomplished by the medical profession in that last great struggle. giving, and which will be awarded at the big dance to be held in the Mcâ€" Intyre Recreation Hall, Schumacher, on Friday, May 6th. The articlee shown consist of a number of interesting war relics, and are put on to attract attention to the splendid prizes which the Timmins branch of the Canadian Legion are In connection with the display of prizes and war souvenirs on display in Sauve‘s window this week, a member of the Timmins branch of the Canaâ€" dian Legion kindly contributes the following :â€" f ‘‘They shall not pass!‘‘ As one views the most interesting display of military trophies and battlefield relics now being shown in Sauve‘s Pharâ€" macy, next to tne Post Office, these famous words of Marshall Foch‘s, spoken in the dark days of April, 1918, are brought to mind again in these fortunately more pacific days of April, 1927. Interesting War Souvenirs On View in Sauve‘s Window In Connection With the Splendid Prizes Offered by the Timmins Post of the Canadian Legion. Prizes will be %‘w%l‘;ded at the Dance on May 6th. Some Memories of the W ar. THE PORCUPINE ADVANCE, TIMMINS, ONTARIO \f you want clothes We make prompt delivery of the finest laundry work that has ever been turned out. Our price list will interest LOOK FOR SUDS DUDS TIMMINS LAUND“" CO. 57 Ccdar Street. «., Timmins THIS is the sureâ€"results laundry that you have been kearing so much about. There is not â€"a particle of guesswork in our system. you. Fourth Ave. Another special feature of the ocâ€" casion was an address by Miss Harriâ€" son from West China, who gave a graphic explanation of the causes of the present trouble in China. Bellaâ€"Terrible! â€" What are you goâ€" inz to do about it ? Several musical numbers added to the interest and pleasure of the event, and there were very interesting and helpful papers and addresses. _ In connection with the addresses, The Speaker says:â€"‘‘Miss E. M. Quick, the W.M.S. Deaconess, located in the Timmins District, gave a most interâ€" esting address telling of her work durâ€" ing the past year and the progress made in the work among the foreigâ€" ners,"‘! Mr. D. A. McKerracher, Haleyâ€" bury, was reâ€"elected president; Mrs. N. Rawson is the recording secretary ; and Mrs. F. W. Hutt, the corespondâ€" ing secetary. Cleoâ€"Well, you know my hair grows awfully fast. Cleoâ€"Yes, while cutting my hair the barber kissed me! The first annual mecting of the Temiskaming Presbyterial Women‘s Missionary Soctety of the United Church of éanada was held in the United church at Haileybury on Tuesâ€" day, April 19th. The president, Mrs. D. A., MceKerracher, presided at both sessions. The reports of the various departments showed pleasing activiâ€" ty and progress. In referring to the reports, The New Liskeard Speaker last week says:â€"‘‘The report of the corresponding secretary was indeed most gratifying showing as it did, inâ€" creased interest in auxiliaries, associâ€" ate societies, Mission Circle, G.LT. groups and Mission Bands. In memâ€" bers and in the amounts raised the societies did most ereditable work during 1926â€"27.° The total «amount raised was $1535. Aside from this the supply department reported bales of clothing to the value of $4835, were sent to Hearst settlement and to Inâ€" dian Reserve in the West."‘ ‘ TEMISKAMING WOMEN‘S MISSIONARY SOCIETY Firestone Builds the Only Gumâ€"Dipped Tires so more used to fighting than phrasing. An«it is noteworthy also that in two months the British Army lost nearly 5300,000 men, and the Canadian Army in proportion also. But what we of the Legion do need to stress is that even yet there is need of sympathetic and understanding treatment of Canada‘s and the Emâ€" pire‘s veterans on the part of the Doâ€" minion Government, whose moral duty it is to extend a helping hand to those of its veterans who through no fault of their own have ‘‘fallen by the wayâ€" gside."‘ hS oc > DIP PIN G Builds Extra Miles Timmins Garage On the cars of hundreds of thousands of motorists, in the dayâ€"in and dayâ€"out service of the largest truck, bus and taxiâ€" cab fleets, in the battle of tires on race tracks, Firestone Gumâ€" Dipped Tires, becauss of their greater stamina, are delivering longer mileage with added safety and comfort. The Firestone dealer in your locality selils and services these extra quality tires. Let him tell you of the troubleâ€" free service that the Gumâ€" Dipping process insures and how he can serve you better and save you money. him toâ€"day. FIRESTONE TIRK RUBBER CO, OF CANADA, LIMITED Hamiiton, Ont. By this process, every fiber of every cord is thoroughly saturated and insulated with rubber, â€" minimizing friction rl;xd heat so destructive to tire e. * of Gumâ€"Dipping is one of the most important of the many Firestone contributions â€" to more economical highway transâ€" portation. Firestone process INI, Prop. Opp. Public School â€"Broke Hustler 2 2*22% 1 2%, 219. .# n 282 2%, 1%, .* 0000000000000000000000“000000000000000000000000000. P BP ETT C oc lt wn d _ d «e C P «e To «. h e o e Ese «k. BR b/¢% afn..utnt?"zn:utu:?uzu:..tuizv@%%%%%???v?"s:?x o o O O W P S oooooooooo.oooooooo300000000000000000.00000000000900 00?03000000"000000 o s s s s * Love is like an apple pieâ€"a little ecrust and lots of applesauce. The Croatian Tamburica Orchestra, of Schumacher, left of Monday for Montreal to take part in the musical contest in that city where there will be representatives of all nations resiâ€" dent in Canada. The Groatian Tamâ€" burica orchestra will represent the Jugoâ€"Slavs. Judging from the popuâ€" larity of the execellent music furnished by this orchestra here the Croatian Orchestra will make a special hit in Montreal. The orchesâ€" tra look especially attractive in their striking native costume. Adjutant Crowe, Lieut. Patterson and others of the members and staff of the local Salvation Army are busy in connection with the collection in regard to the annual Selfâ€"Denial Fund of the Army. The money so collected goes to the good work of the Army, especially in its helpful social and reclaiming efforts. This year good success is being met with, the consisâ€" tent good work of the Army being inâ€" creasingly evident and appreciated. Anyone with a spare dollar or two or five or ten to invest in good works will do well to plant it in the S. A. Sel¥®â€"Denial Fund. CROATIAN ORCHESTRA LEFT FPOR MONTREAL MONDAY. 8. A. SELFâ€"DENIAL FUND MEETING SUCCESS THIS YEAR Music by the A. S. D. Orchestra Dancing at 8.30 WARNING: 7 . WARNING! Lg Auspices of the Cornish Football Club Hollinger Hall, Timmins Saturday Evening, April 30th at 8.30 p.m. FROM HALIFAX, N.S. by the R. M. S. ATHENIA AURANIA ascania . ANTONIA AUSONIA LETITIA After April 29th, FROM MONTREAL AND QUEBEC Ali of these ships were built since the War, and the comfort of their Thirdâ€"Class accommodation is not excelled by that on any other Ship afloat. It‘s worth while looking into! Ask your laocal steamship agent It won‘t cost you much more than staying at home to travel on one of the great Cunard and Anchorâ€"Donaldson Liners. Most work will be stopped nowâ€"you‘re going to have some time on your hands. Do you know you ean go to England, Scotland or Ireland, and back (Reâ€"decorated and with New Equipment) _ Bowling, Billiards, Cigars, Etc. â€" OPEN TO ALL â€" _ BEST ALLEY IN THE NORTH *4 © +4 # © ¢#4 <. 4# *4 #@ ht #4 * 4# #* * # #+ * % *#+ 4 44 * *4 #,. .* # #4 + 4 *4 #@ # # #% *4 #*4 *# 4 #4 + 4 #4 # *4 # # #4 # + #4 * *4 *# #4 *# % Cad * *#, # *4 * * ## « *4 #, # Trip $1 5 5 â€" _ LINES ustrated Booklets, Sailing Lists, etc., on request from The ROBERT REFORD CO., Limited 23 St. Sacrament St., Montreal FUNERAL DIRECTOR 783 THIRD AVENUTE Telephones 608â€"J and 608â€"W. Local Steamship Agent. ft?f%a:ff?% o \\‘\IJ qohun . giue Dl The ice is getting soft â€"Roads are dangerous â€" The spring breakâ€"up is here. All outside tollets must be made #y proof. * t * t * 5 5 545553 Householders using well water must boil it for at least 20 minutes. Wrap all Garbage in paper. Keep your Garbage can covercd. Use plenty of Ohloride of Lime which can be procured at the Town Hall, free. a Recreation Hall SCHUMACHER Thursday, April 28th, 1927 Donaldson Refreshments Tickets $1.00, extra lady 25c. Horse Racing, Bicycle Racing and Running Races at Mcintyre Dalton‘s Park ATTENT HOUSEHOLDERS By Order of THE BOARD OF HKEALTH as usual