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General Booth, head of the Saivaâ€" tion Army, sailed recently from the Canadian Pacific liner Empress of Canada for Japan. The General will tour Japan, China and Korea. True to his maxim of not touching food for two days preâ€" vious to a sea voyage, the General contented himself with sipping a little hot water while attending to his correspondence and waiting for the liner to sail. The oldest employes of the CGanaâ€" dian Pacific Railway in point of service, Isaac Gouverneur Ogden, viceâ€"president in charge of finance, celebrated his 82nd birthday Octoâ€" ber 10th. He has served the Comâ€" pany for 44 years and his business expericnce goes back to the Civ‘l War days. Mr. Ogden was the recipient of felicitations ‘from all parts of the Dominion. For the thlrd year in succession the McAdam First Aid Team from New .carried off the "Grand Challeonge Trophy," emâ€" blematic of the eastern lines first aid championshkip of the Canadian Pacific Railway. The competition was held recently at the Place Viger Hotel in Montreal, four other teams from points east of Fort William competing. The Australian Cricket . Team, heroes of five test matches against England this summer, arrived in Canada on the Canadian Pacific liner Montrose, 8th. After visiting some of the principal cities in Canada and the United States, the team proceeded to Vancouver where sailed on M.S. Aorangi for their homes in Australia, Ocâ€" tober 21st. e St. Cotharinesâ€"The North Amerâ€" ican celery championship has been awarded to James Little of this cig"y by the American Vegetable Growâ€" ers‘ Association, convening in Cleveâ€" land. The high quality of Canadian celery has long been recognized and this new triumph is expected to furâ€" ther stimulate production. The rocently organized egg and j ou‘try posol in Saskatchewan has 17 members. Egg production in that province is 33,672,263 dozen yearly. Saskatchewan is now the second largest poultry producing provirees in Canada, Ontario being # # § Iir$l. E! HCI‘G and There ‘‘Sounds like buying an automoâ€" bile,""‘ said the patient. ‘*I am,"‘" said the surgeon. ‘*Here‘s my bill,"" said the surgeon. ‘*Wish you would pay down $100 and then $25 per week.‘"‘ Her father (at the head of the stairs): Give him a half a dollar, Edna; it‘s worth it. Judge: Why did you run down this man in broad daylight on a perfectâ€" ly straight stretch of road? Prisoner. Your Honor, my windâ€" shield was almost totally obscured with safetyâ€"first stickers â€" Ohio Nor#@Wtrn Review. * She: Penny for your thoughts. Norm Frank: I was just thinking of going. M ‘‘The first time I asked him for money after we wexre married.‘"‘ ‘*When did you first become acâ€" quainted with your husband?"‘ s A Boston woman when asked by an insurance doctor if there was any inâ€" sanity in the family replied : ‘‘Nâ€"no; only my husband imagines he‘s the head of the house."‘ ‘*I‘m a father!‘‘* cried young Jones as he burst into the office. "©So‘s your old man,‘‘ replied the boss. **Get to work.‘‘â€"Jackâ€"o‘â€"Lanâ€" tern. Coâ€"ed ¢to Coâ€"ed)â€"‘*What‘s wrong? You act like an accident looking for a place to happen."‘! ‘*Thish match won‘t ‘*Washa madda with it?" “I dunnoâ€"it lit all nght a minute ago.‘ Himâ€"**When ‘U‘ and ‘I‘ are one dear, there‘ll only be 25 letters in the alphabet.‘" 4 ( LAUCHS FROM EXCHANGES () ‘ Bock: ‘"What brand of cigarettes do you Joeck: ‘‘I dinna ken. I‘m tae polite tae ask.""‘ ~ Motherâ€"‘‘Go wash your face and neck.‘‘ ‘_ Schoolbovâ€"‘*Neck who $‘ Father: ‘‘This hurts me more than it does you."‘‘ Bon : ‘‘Goodâ€"then keep it up.‘"‘ Every .one ean boost his batting average by, once in a while making a sacrifice hit. Flap:â€"‘‘I should say not. You‘ll need a fan."‘ Debâ€"‘‘Out for a ride with Jack. Do I need a coat?2"" Flap:â€"‘‘Where are you going, dearie?2"‘ Interest in the much neglected nutâ€" growing ihdustry of (/dnddl is likely to grow as its possibilitiee become better known. Besides the native nut trees (black walnut, white walnut or butternut, shagbark hckory, sweet chestnut and hd/,el) foreign \arletles, such as English or Persxan walnut, Chinese walnut, European chestnut, hardshell almonds and filberts are reâ€" commended by the Natural Resources Intelligence Service of the Departâ€" ment ofâ€"the «Interior at Ottawa for beauty and_use in suitable.districts. ' Fishery byâ€"products worth attenâ€" tion accordmv to the Natural Reâ€" sources Intellm‘enoe Service of the Department of the Interior at Ottaâ€" wa, age oils, fertilizer, glue, fishâ€"meal for poultry and live stock feed, roe, caviare, glycerine, isinglass, buttons, leather, protein from . pickling barâ€" rels, whalemeat, herring scales for arnhmal pearls. f A mill at Annapolis, N.S., oceupies the same site as the iirst Hour mill in Canada, erected in 1605. A Canaâ€" dian flour mill with a daily capacity of 14,000 barrels is now the largest in the British Empire. _ The daily capacity of 1,333 Canadian flour and grist mills aceording to the Natural Resources Intelligence Service of the Department of the Interior at Ottaâ€" wa, is 128,225 barrels of flour. The new coal ordered for furnaces is a West Virginia lump coak sereened to two by four. This codl will be sold at $10.50 per ton. Those who wish soft coal will leave their as ‘usual at the Main Office. There is still a small quanâ€" tity of Eleorn which will be sold at the usual price of $9.50. THE PORCUPINE ADVANCE, TIMMINS, ONTARIO CANADA‘S FLOUR MILLS FISHERY BYâ€"PRODUCTS Exchangse. Exchange Exchange. Exchange. ‘‘Sonny,‘‘ he said, ‘‘I don‘t mind your riding on this saw, but if it‘s just the same to you, I wish you‘d quit scraping your feet on the ground."‘ Exchange, A college graduate applied~ for work in a lumber camp and. was asâ€" signed to one end of a erossâ€"cut saw, the other end being in charge of an old and experlenced lumberman. At the end of an hour the veteran stopâ€" ped sawing and regarded his weary partner \\1th pitying eyes. ' But with all Dad‘s faults, there is something about him we all love. Dad is as steady as a hayâ€"wagon ; as certain as the drip from a loose faucet. When Dad‘s forehead wrinkles like a last year‘s apple, it is probably beâ€" cause he is thinking of the price of food. l-l 2248 v-n-o es M WO 50‘” â€"When Dad car\es he is as eclumsy as a woman in a side saddle. When he wants to smoke he is sent to the woodshed. When a burglar is in the cellar it‘s Dad who gets a kick in the back. When company comes, Dad he fidgets like a puppy chewing a string. Dad is the man who buys the inrâ€" key, who carves the turkeyâ€"and for all his expense and trouble he draws the neck and a wing. Bless Our I just ean‘t help thinking of the man who furnished the shingles over that homeâ€"â€"of the man who holds the butcher off with his little green rollâ€" of the man who hauls out ashes and brings home*th» baconâ€"Dad. / Goldfields Theatre Block 47%/, Third Ave. cor. Balsam St. _ 838â€"42p J, ROBITAILLE, PROP. Hairâ€"Cutting in latest styles for Men, Women and Children Shaving, Massaging, Etc. Complete new â€" and upâ€"toâ€"date Barber Shop Every time Barber Shop see the motto your en To forgive and forget is not nearly so charitable and highâ€"minded an acâ€" tion as it is anâ€"evidence of good comâ€" mon sensge. Well, grudge or hate, as you. will, feelings of bitterness and resentment, of scorn and contempt, are excess bayâ€" gage that you cannot afford to earry along. Tt is no more difficult to forget than it is to forgive, and you should do both if you want to get anywhere and be happy in the going. Have you ever thought how vicious and insidious is hate? _ Have you ever realized that here is a poison s deadly that those who bear it suf{:;) more potently than those on whom it is vented? Perhaps you eall this destroying element a grudge and do not classify the symptoms it generates with the aflliction that hate infliets. 15 \\\s qbod friend: his Work I\e c.em depen t Look for Suds Duds.® TIMMINS LAUNDRY GCGO. 57 Cedar Street, N., Timmins SUDS looks like a man who knew how to wash and iron clothes. Doesn‘t he? °* By the time Suds gets through with a soiled garment he has brought it back to its primal state of cleanly usefulness. That‘s what Duds and a lot of other pleased patrens say. THE ENVI oUS â€"The Silent Partner. The Lancashire Club of Timmin meets in the Hollinger Recreation Hal the first and second Saturdays in eact month at 8 p.m. Lancaskire people are welcome and may bring friends by invitation only, which may be obâ€" tained from the Secretary or Presiâ€" dent or application, or, from any member of the Committee. MRS. T. RICHARDS, Sec.â€"Treas. Box 1037, Timmins, Ont, The Caledonian Society of Timmins Wednesday in the Parish Hall. Club Rooms over Pierce‘s Furniture Store, 42 Third Avenue. VISITING BROTHERS WECOME Schumacher L. O. L. Mcets on the Second and Fourth Thursday of each month at the Schuâ€" macher Union Church. All visiting members welcome. J. 0. BONNELL, JOHN WEBBER Timmins Council;, No. 2403 Meetings every second and fourth Meets on the 2nd and 4th Monday of every month, in the Basement of Anglican Church. All visiting members welcome. Wm. Isnor, W.M. W. F. McLean, R.S. United Brotherhood of Carpenters and Joiners will meet every 1st and 3rd Tuesday of each month in the Miner‘s Union Hall, 2nd Ave. at 7.30 p.m. P. J. BEAUDIN, â€"35â€"46 Financialâ€"Secretary. Meets every Tuesday evening in the Oddfellows‘ Hall, Spruce St., North. Visiting brethren requested to attend. S. Coady W. G. Smith, TIMMINS LODGE, 1.0.0.f. No. 453 Meets every Thursday in the month in the Oddfellows‘ Hall, Spruce St., Visiting Brothers and Sisters always welcome. Jametta Kelly, Ethel Keene, TIMMINS GOLD NUGGET REBEKAH LODGE No. 173 Services :â€" Christian Science Meetings ODDFELLOWS‘ HALL Sunday 11 a.m., Sunday School 10 a.m. Wednesday Meeting........ 7.30 p.m. Testimonies of _ Healin through Christian Science. Meets every 1st and 3rd Tuesdays of month. All visiting brethren welcome. ~â€" _ H. G. WAKEFIELD, W.P. J, C. WEIR, REGISTRAR "DOCTRI made by an expert with the Sunâ€" kist Fresh Fruit Extractor Homeâ€"made dandies Full range of the most delicious homeâ€"made candy. Try our Pecan Northern Ice Cream Parlour The finest and best served in the latest most approved styles. Thursday, Oct. 21st, 1926 Timmins L.O.L. HOT AND COLD DRINKS TRY OUR SPECIAL HOT LEMONADE No. 1815. 44 Third Avenue subject : Ethel Keene, Reec. Sec. Becretary. 34â€"47p