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l‘mmd .. watch. by a mum with a cracked t'ace. For saleâ€"A folding had by a lady that doubles up and locks like a paint). “'anted Man to milk and drive a Ford d u “No. “’11 It did he die of?” ‘01:, he had lmnhawu. 'l‘hey rubbed his back “ith alvnhnl and he broke his neck trying: to livk it off." OLD FRIENDS ARE BEST ACCORDINGLY, READ THIS THEY CALL THIS ONE “VVHISKERS” SOMETIMES ltiehards, the famous 111agioian, amazed. bewildered and highly enter- tained at the Goldfields 'l‘hreatre last. night with the greatest attraction of the nature that has ever been witnes- sed in '1‘i1nmins.Riehards lived up to all 3111 anee hillinrr as he muries a gorgeously staged Slit)“, that is as large as any of the. heat three dollar musical and (lranmtie productions on tour. ' There is an ahundanee 11t' eo1uedv,as 1111” as thrilling mystery and everyone 11 ho is able should see. Richards before he closes his engage ment here Saturdr-iy matinee and night. 5 .g......¢¢¢W WNOOOWOOOOO‘OOOOOOO C 0-0 ‘30 -' Q 99900090”90 O”009090”O“MW’099 9 900999996”? 9 90000000 WMWWW )ad AI Gfllflflflflfi THEMBE Did you RICHARDS Forget your troubles and have the time of your life SX‘X‘SSWWXWW‘ $333888 m ”mfied Attractions at South Porcupine Palmer’s Beautiful Jumping Horse Carry-Us-ml ll' From an Exchange that Bill Exvhango \VilS J11 1111 int111'1'ie11 with M12 'l‘.h Arm- st1'11112 .'.( I}. ., the eng'i11ee1 in 11h111'12e11t th11'191t111'11nd sew'e1 operations in the Tuwnship the intormation was re eei1ed that. mm 40% of the 110111 11115 11111111111111 11nd 111111 that the 11 eath- e1' 11'115 more 1112'1"11e11hl11 that there was not the slighest douht but that the 1111nt1'1111t 111111111 he. atistaetorilv 111111- 01111101! by fall. 311'. and Mrs. W111. P21111110. have 21111111 1111' 11 trip to the Old (‘1111nt.1'\'. M15. Ki1'kp'11t1i11k is expected short- l_\' to \isit her sister Mrs. VIeKinlev’. who has )11st 1'e11ent11 had the 1111111- 811111 of entertaining \I1'.\I11I\inle\ s father. mother and sister, Anna. , The Fat Men had in the softball g'mne (lav, when the Slim 4 ed to :1 “shudder.” Mr. H. V: Ball is again hack in South End and we are all clad to see Ins (‘heery \‘xsag'e. Mr. Leggett. Petronella Smith Frank Sullivan. Fred 'l‘aylur Hugh Train (‘lm'a \Vilsun Evelyn Ymnm Successful Pupils in, South End Continuation Schuoi Snuth Porcupine, August 4th. LHWPIR SCHOOL EXAMS" S Fat Men at South End Have Revenge at Soft Ball. Water and Sewers Will be Installed at South Porcupine Jenny Alexander Marks~â€"Years average. (‘-1)epartment Exam. Standing. X~fiFailure in both Year and De ()m-Did not take that subject. Over 50 means pass. by Falls. aelsnn n had a sweet revenge game plmed last 'l'ues- Slim Gills “ore trimm- 0 80 60 0 84 l) 60 0 TO 0 and Department I'Ixmn 4th. Special to The Ad\ ancc. 3., S. PORCL PINE (()NTII\UA'F1()\ SCHOOL His. Geog. Phy’s g. Arith. Art G001. Latin 0 O x. c 74 5-1 60 67 0 0 72 73 U 0 0 n (I .QOEOOQOOO .039§99§66§09093§9§§§§§900:zOOOOngOzizzz: : DO U 0 . 0 U 0 0 O Mrs. G. A. Rowe held a jolly birth- day on Tuesday evvning' last. .Ai’im' a sumptuous (chicken supper the part)- all wont to the theatre at Timmins. 'l‘eaohex': ‘.‘In what battle did Gen- eral Wolfe, when hearing of victory «try ‘I die ham‘n'." Juhmly: “I think it was his last battle." Mr. Hum-rt Brnwn has just had the pleasure of wolmming his ln'nrher who has recently arrived from Shrewsbm'y. England. Born to Mr. and Mrs. [{0th Honâ€" nott. 0n the 28th ult. a g‘irl.. Mr. l’yl firs! pike Jll l'm't i! mined in the fish. 21 V 21 ('4‘ \xlmsc pluw he is taking, is away on THE PORCUPINE ADVANCE. TIMMINS, ONTARIO (i 58 U (55 0 U 0 GO 56 56 0 0 (D 0 U U Minn. yke had quite a time. with his 0 while fishing at (‘mmaught it lunked as if he had deter- » 1:0 right in the water after (il ( I 65 H 1) U U 0 l) 0 0 0 0 Try a “ Trip to Mars " you’ll laughâ€"you’ll roarâ€"you’ll scream Magnificent Big Ferris Wheel Concerts of Popular and Classical Music I“! !() :1 n 1“ ‘ .X (.1 ls (l 1|(r (A Extra attraction Boneless Bendo: the Canadian 51 U H H U H U U U Visit the Penny Arcade ($8 1h 75 H 81 (i4 Hi 0 Contortionist 5] 64 (in 66 (SH (ST 0 0 (D U H U U I) 0 l) t) Flip: “\Vhy aren't there big in lnnlmreer vheese the same as are m SWISS?” HOP: “Limhm'gm' requires no ven- tilzltlon.” not to do so. He was told to ('all at the ollive and get his time, but instean he started an argument that developed into an attavk. There appeared to he IWU or three men attacking Mr. (leo. \\'alling't'ord at one time and the others charged went to his assistanee and stopped the trouble. In the meantime, however, Demil had suffer- ed several injuries including a broken arm. The magistrate’s decision indi~ eated that he considered Demil had himself to blame for the assault but that he had probably gotten a little too much in the way of severe handling. KINDLY CALL THE BARBER FOR THIS ONE POLICE COURT THIS WEEK ON WEDNESDAY (TO-DAY) l’uliee (‘Lmrt was held at Timmins tn-day (Wednesday) instead of on Thursday as usual. There were three ordinary drunks and the fines were the same, urtlinar)‘ $10.00 and costs. ’ I". anki had charged 1’. Poliski with assault. lint Boski failed to ap- pear or send word why not. so the elim‘ge was dismissed. Another assault ease. was the ehnrge against J. Allaire who was accused 0f striking a buy. The fine and costs lnltlllt’d $14.25 Still annther assault. ease was that ”i” Mrs. anziki whu had a black eve :IIH ()ld Mutber Hubbard Went to the cupboard To get her poor daughter .\ dress. 3M when she gut. there The cupboard was bare And so is her daughter. I guess unnther assault case was that anaki who had a black eye at 011 the face and charged Buyehuk with assault as a care. This case was remand- E xch a nge â€"~szther holes there Three Band Organs pine Bamd will I) events whlch 1111‘ and hufiha“ le Mr. H. Arms Sunday “4“) f Mr. 11. Armstrong left town 011 Sunday with friends tn motor to Saskntmm. We wmh them lurk. Mr. J. ..\. Bush sent rank of 0011- g'rutulatmn fmm Toronto to ins pupils nn passmg thew entrance exmus. Nlifi< \Yniuiu \lndzntf. \\‘!ln is <fnv- 5th. an have :1 mm B u,IllflfflwizztzltIllliilzilzllzviilllfitllfflrféfitfia w. To-day (Wednesday) is Civic Holiday for Tisdale Town- ship. Football Team Defeated b3 Hollinger. Great Regret at Schumacher Owr Boy’s Death by Drowning. Schumacher Expects a Big Day of Sports and Pleasure For Sure Results Try Our Want Ad Column 1'! u am pus Professor Puzey's Great Trained Animal Exhibition See Lady Norfolk.the horse that actually rouer skates Goldfields Theatre Block, Third Avenue, Timmins Stadelman’s Book 82 Music Store Exceptional Sale of Silverware AT HALF PRICE hunmcm A d vamm humavlu and :5in A veritable fairyland: hosts of at- tractions too numerous to mention O. H. John’s Troupe of World Famous Glassâ€"Blowers a free souvenir to every visitor '(N WHILE IT LASTS U 313 ‘saguod ‘sfiop paugm; nslr H tune. The 501' I” he attendam 1 lmlude mom: II See Our Window Display \\ Mu ill be on fete on A1 ne weather all show 9. "'l .19 South I’uu ;\ u 'endanv ' and racing. ham very pupulm L: left town ls tn motor tt who Spain! In StilV the hall M in}: in 'l‘uluntu. tmwlled with a pioniv part} to St (‘athorines. and “ml hm pnzos 11) races. One at the prizes “as a lmch manimue sét. Quite a gloom “as vast. over the town whvn the report went round that 'l‘inn_nins boy had héen drowned in Pum'l ‘|.uke 011 Monday last and the tuwnspeuplo oxtvnd their sympathy to the relations ut' the deceased boy. tuwnspeuplo extvnd their sympath} to the l'olutinns ut' the deceased boy. Svhunmvhor hmtlmll team was (10 t'oated last 'J‘hursday by the Hollingm team by 3} goals tn .1. Hollingyer~ wen the honor tmml on the night’s play. he unridcuhle m