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THE DURHAM EHHBNIELE IS PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY MORNING At the Chronicle Printing House, Garafraxa 8treet, éfiiiiih of the proprietor. ' ' TB: Cnaomcm will be sent to snbsmPtlon any address. free of postage, for Rates - - $1 OOper year, payable inadvance â€"$1.50 may be charged if not so paid. The date to which every subscription is paid is denoted by the number on the address label. X0 paper dis- continued to all arrears are paid, except at the 1131.851! For transient advertisements 8 Adve g cents per line for the first inser- Rates - tion; 3 cents per line each subse- quent insertionâ€"minion measure. Professional cards, not exceeding one inch $4.00 per annum. Advertisements without specific directions will be published till forbid and charged accordingly. Transient noticesâ€"“Lost.” ‘ =Found.” “For Sale," etcâ€"50 cents for first insertion, 26 cents for each subsequent insertion. A -...I-_-J I‘_ "6.4-...”an Miin+ Duuacquvuv Lucy's usvuo All advertisements ordered by strangers must be naid for in advance. ‘ Q _,_L'_-._- -_L.. 1â€"â€" W [lulu LUL Alla“ var-vy- Contract rates for yearly advertisements fur- nishgd or} appficatioq to the office. . “:A“ '3'! "1311C“ U‘I “PPIIWUJV- It" v-av vâ€"vv- All advertisements. to ensure insertion in current week. should be brought in not later than TUESDAY morning- ' Drs. Jamieson Mac|aurin. OFFICE AND RESIDENCE A short distance east of Knapp’s Hotel. Lamb ton Street. Lower Town, Durham Oflice hours from 12 to '2 o’clock FFICE AND RESIDENCEâ€"COR. Queen and George Streetsâ€"North of Methodist Church Office hoursâ€"941 a.m., 2-4 o.m., 7-9 p.m. Telephone No. 10. . . is completely StOCKNI wxm an The J01) NEW TYPE. thus affording fac- Department ilitifs for turning out First-class wor '. HYSICIAN AND SURGEON, OF- fice in the New Hunter Block. Oflice hours, 8 to 10 a. m.. to 4 p. m. and 7 to9 p. m. Special attention given to diseases of women and children. Residence op- posite Presbvterian Church. Late Assistant Roy. London Ophthalmic Hos. Bag, and to Golden Sq. Throat and. Nose Hos. SPECIALIST : EYE, EAR, THROAT _ _NOSE L. R. C. P., LONDON. ENG. RADULATE of London, N--w York and Chicago. Diseases of Eye, Ear Nose and Throat. Will be at Knapp House, Durham. the 2nd Satuzdav in each month. Hoursâ€"lâ€"G p.m. OFFICE: ONOR GRADUATE, UNIVERSI- ty of Toronto. Graduate Royal College Dental Surgeons of Ontario. Dentistry in all its Branches. Oflice.â€"Calder Block, over Post Ofice oropertv. BARRISTEI., SOLICITOR. ETC. Ofiice over Gordon’s new Jewellery Store. Lower Town, Durham. Any amount of monev to loan at 5 per cent. on farm “â€"v â€".â€"'v _ veyancers, Etc. Money to. Loan. Oficeszâ€"In the McIntyre Block, over Standard Bank. A. G. MACKAY. K. C. W. F. DUNN. 1‘" er, ”Conveyancer, c. Insurance Agent. Money to Loan. Issuer .of Max;- riage Licenses. A general financxal bus:- ness transacted. 7; _ m \ tioneer for the County of Grey. Sales promptly attended t0. Orders may be left at his Implement Warerooms, McKinnon’s old stand. or at the Chronicle Ofiice. JOHN CLARK, LICENSED AUC- l. G. Hutton. Safinfifs apply to .M. Kenn . 154 or John Murdock. Mlddaugh 01139 Durham. Sept. 27. 3m-pd. DURHAM, ONT., J. F. GRANT, D. D. 8.. L. NOV. 99 MacKay 8:. Dunn. 'ARRISTERS. SOLICITORS, CON- A. H. Jackson. 'OTARY PUBLIC, QOMM‘ISSION: Nov. 14, 1907 DURHAM. ONT. (Lower Town.) EDITOR AND PROPRIETOR. They are the smartest mo- dels known to the Corset Manufacturer’s art,scienee and sense having achieved a wonderful tnumph. Office : umbrella-rm Medical Diredonz . Dr. W. 0. Pickering Dentist. Arthur Gun, KENNYâ€"LICENSED _ 4pc. Dental Dz'rectorv. DR. BROWN Legal ‘Dz’rectorv. W. IRWIN : 13, Frost St., Owen Sound. Miscellaneous. 1. PA Telford. is completely stocked with DB. BURT. all The two lines of a recent issue of the Chronicle which read The farmer with hay 18 happy Lo.day, induce us to compose the following rhyme, being somewhat in contrary to the two lines mentioned. I was never in love with drawing hay, . No, not by any means, not this jay. But resolved to try it the other day. When I attempted to draw a. load for your towneman Ed. Limin, Who is not a bad fellow they say. Early in the morning I mounted the load. Went whistling and singing down the road. I was doing my best to have a tight hold, But the old wagon rattled and went jiltity jolt. 2:; But I didn’t get half way there When I broke my wagon king bolt. It changed me from singing to sigh- big load to the ground. :- But I afterwards consented another wagon to borrow, And thogght I’d do well if I got home by the morrow. And now the task of reloading, My, it made me scratch my head, And caused me to think, wouldn’t I ing, And to wear a. bad frown. And to wonder if I must pitch that be better dead. But Limin, McKechnie and I we buckled to the task. And after exerting ourselves to the very last strain, We had it all loaded again. I once more my journey tried to com- to be beat, I went jogging along at a. rickety gait Determined to get there even if I were late. Struggling along I put 'up a. fight To get. home some time during the night. complete. And wondered to myself was I going Then, like a star Spangled clown. I arrived in town. When up to the weigh scales I tried to ascend, My old horses’ muscles fairly screech- ed and rend. Tagging a very heavy load as they onward went. Now Weighmeeter Vollet, he came to the door, Just as the cement whistle made a terrific roar. Here we landed safely at last, In time to hear whistle give the warning blast. And now, when the weighing was done. We found We had far over a ton. Then out into the Street We once more attempted to creep. Saying to ourselves what a fine big W337. Stood for a. moment. then pafised to for hours, Using all our strength and powers, Till Meikle, he thought 1 must be a Now people to dinner; went on their lo-ad. When over it went in the middle of the road. say, Is hay down ? Yes. says I, clean to the ground. In nearly made us swear to see it 1y- ing there. But from cursing and swearing I quietly refrained, For the knowledge that it was wrong we always retained. Now, George Meikle and I we worked sinner} For working so long without any dinner. But it had to be done we only could see, So working like vengeance we had to be. Wearyvand tired, we got it loaded once more, And thought. to ourselves our trouble would soon be o’er. When most of the day had been lost, We got it stored away in Lenahan’s loft. Limin is a. pretty good fellow you know. He paid as up fine, and set our face once more aglow. Now, Mr. Editor, be dad, 811106 I told you all the trouble we had, To conclude my short rhyme I must simplv say That not every farmer with hay was happy that day. But, oh say, what about them weigh scales ? And What was the motive Of constructing them on a hillside so - high? They should be loaded with dynamite And blown to the sky, Mr. James Browi), Jr., we regrefi to say. has been quite indisposed for some time. Miss May Aljoe left a short time ago for the Queen. City, where she will remain for the winter. Miss Maud Hamilton is at present visiting friends in Owen Sound. The good people of Ebenezer S. S. intend holding their annual concert on the 15th Nov. Truck laying on the new .10. P. 3.. bus nlmost reached this for. Some people are quite concerned about the naming of the new 'etetion, which, we expect, will be constructed here. But we are quite positive once I. ate- tion is erected our little hunlet will no longer retain the title of Spring Dole or Spring Bunk. Spring Bax‘ak. (Intended for last week.) Threshing is all over for thisyear. Mr. James Eccles and his hustling gang of Dromore did the winding up in this section. Mr. Andrew Picken. whom we an- nounced in a previous budget as hav- ing rented a farm on the 18th con; of Egremont, has since thrown it up and rented the James Wilson farm for another term of years. The members of L O. L. No. 861 (Bob Town) are making preparations for a box social on}he night of Nov. 19th. Mr. W. H. Hargrave had quite an experience with a colt running away recently. The buggy was somewhat damaged, while Mr. Hargrave. him- self, received quite a shaking up. Mr. and Mrs. John Lawrence, Sr., had 'a nasty run-away accident on Thursda‘y last. \Vhile on their way to town the horse became frightened and attempted to turn around on the road throwing both occupants out. Mrs. Lawrence, as near as we can learn, received a broken jaw bone and severe cuts about the face. While Mr. Lawrence came 06 unhurt The har- ness was broken but the buggy was undamaged Miss Mary Brown left. on Tuesday last for Toronto Where she will re- main for the winter, While her sister. Miss Ada, has secured the position of clerk in Mr. Findlay’s store an Dro- more. ‘ Mr. John Anurews is recovering from a severe attack of typhoid. Mr. and.“ rs Wm. Watson visited Dominie and Mrs. Thompson, of Al Ian Park. recently. F'Messrs. Peter Ramage and Thos. Moore, of Thistie, left: last week for New Ontario. The VVomen’s Institute meeting held at the home of Mrs. David Ham ilton on Thursday last was largely attended by the ladies of this section. The various subjects brought up for discussion were thoroughly thrashed out, and the meeting proved a. good and profitable one to the many home« makers and house-wives present. Mr. Peter Daley left for Michigan where he will remain for the winter. The present fine Open weather is receiving a glad welcome by the farmers in general. It is quite dif ferent from last year, when a month before this date snow fell to the depth of six or eight inches. Young cattle can still run at large and pick their own living, which means dollars in the farmer’s pocket, especially those who are scarce of feed and have a large stock to winter over . STOP THE STRENUOUS LIFE Weakens the T1ssues and Lessens Organic Vitality. The stress and strain of the strenu- ous life in both city and country tends towards stomach troubles. The frantic rush for pleasure, money and excitement is bringing serious results. Elaborate food. late suppers, over eatifig and too much dunking are some of the causes of stomach weakness for which the in- dividual is responsible. Five peOple suffer to-day where one did ten years ago with sick head- ache. dizziness, flatulence, distress after eating, specks before the eyes, bloating, nervousness, sleeplessness and the many other symptoms of in- digestion. All who are sufiering with stomach troubles and that means at least two out of three in Durham and other towns, should use Mi-o-na stomach tablets. Nothing 613 is as safe yet effective; nothing e’se can be so thoroughly relied upon to relieve all troubles from indigestion_ as Mi-o- na. It is unlike any remedy hereto- fore known, and is actually one of the most valuable discoveries in mod- ern medical science. 1t is not a mere digestive taken after the food is eaten, but a true tonic stimulant and strengthener for the muscular walls of the stomach. increasing the flow of digestive fluids and putting the stomach into such condition that it does the work Nature expects of it. It is an absolute and lasting cure, for it banisbes all weak- ness and debility from the stomach and bowels. Mi-o na is sold by druggists every- where for 50 cents, and we positively guarantee to refund your money should you purchase a box and be dissatisfied with results. Write for free sample. addressing Booth’s Mi- o-na. Box 977. Buffalo, N. Y. .3 Eliza Frazer, widow of the late John Urquhardc. died at the age of 73 years. Mr. J. H. Brethour, B. A., Princi- pal of the High Schooi, was ofiered the principalship of the new High School at Sudbnry, with a salary of $1400, but declined to accept it and is re-engaged for the ensuing year here. . Detroit, Mich., Nov. 11,â€"Dexter M. Ferry, head of the seed firm which bore his name, and who was promi- nent in local business enterprises was found dead in bed at his home here to-day. He retired last night in apparently good health and died from heart disease during the night. Mr. Ferry was born nenr Boches ter. N. Y., in 1833 He came to De trait. when a young men, nnd amassed a large fortune being one of the wenlthieet men in Detroit. Well-Known Seedman Dead. (This week’s budget.) Mt. Forest. DURHAM CHRONICLE There is no other treatment for ca- tarrh that in any way resembles Hy- nmei, none that gives such quick curative results and lasting satisfacg tion, no medicine that can be sold on- a guarantee like this, to refund the money unless it cures. -Catarrh Sufferers Should Try Hyomei on This Guarantee- Catarrh is a germ disease and can be cured only by breathing Hyomei. so that the most remote air cells in the nose, throat and lungs are reach- ed by its antiseptic healing powers. In this way all catarrhal germs are killed, the irritated mucous mem- brane 18’ healed and catarrh is driven from the system. This wonderful medicated air treat- ment does not drug and damage the stomach, but is breathed through a pocket inhaler that goes with every outfit. We positively guarantee Hyomei, for should you buy a complete outfit, price $1.00, and be dissatisfied with results your money will be refunded. Hyomei is sold by druggists every~ where. Write for literature. Booth’s Hyomei Co. Buffalo N. Y. Wm. Barrett, employed at Vermil~ ion Bay as cook, was committed for trial by Magistrate More for stealing some $50 from the person of a drunk- en man. Kenora, 0013., Nov. 4 â€"A large quantity of liquor of various brands was destroo ed at the transcontinental offices here Saturday in the presence of Commissioner of Police Quibell and other oflicials. The said liquor had been seized along the line of the transcontinental railway. Withstood Other Treatment But Quickly Cured by Chamberlain’s Cough Remedy. H. Sunbald was fined $50 and costs by Commissioner Quibell for being in possession of a large quantity of [i quors contrary to the provision of the Public Works 8.0:. “Last winter I caught a severe‘ cold which lingered for weeks,” saye J. Urquhart, cf Zephyr, Ontario, “My cough was very dry and harsh. The local dealer recommended Cham berlain’s Congh Remedy and guaran- teed it, so I gave it a trial. One suall bottle of it cured me. I be- lieve Chamberlain’s Cough Remedy to be the best I have ever used ” This remedy is for sale' at Parker's Drug Store. A bachelor sat: in his cabin door, As the shades of evening'fell. The ennbeams fell on the dirty floor Of the room he knew so well. Wearv and sad and lonely, Heavy in heart and brain, He hung his hat; on his threadbare knee, And chanced a sad refrain. ”Oh, little I thought it would be like this \Vhen I came to Salmon Arm: I thought the forest would disappear, And soon I would have a farm ; I thought that some sweet maiden Gladly would be my wife, To soothe my sorrows and share my ' joys, And comfort me all my life.” “But look at me now. and the life I lead, , Itwould try an angel’s soul, To toil all day and return at night To a dark and dirty hole; They say I keep things tidy, They say my cooking’s good, But somehow it isn’t like mother’s was. Nor done as a good wife could.” "I wonder if ever my lonely lot Will change for a letter state, And if some sweet, compassionate maid Will pity my cheerless fate; Oh, for a woman’s presence ! Oh, for a woman’s bread! Oh. could I sell my potato crop And purchase a wife instead!” “Sometimes when asleep in my bed I dream That I’m coming home at night, To find my wife With the table set And the house all warmth and light; ,There are many rosy children, Climbing upon my knee, Kissing and calling me. ‘Papa, dear, Oh, sad that it cannot be.” “Now, I wonder if I should go back East, Could I find a partner there? They used to call me a handsome chap; I’m sure I’d be good to her.” “Life is beyond endurance,” He said with a savage face; “I’ll have a woman before next fall, Or I’ll quit the bloomin’ place.” When you need a. good reliable liniment try Chamberlain’s Pain Balm. It has no superior for sprains and swellings. A piece of finnnel slightly dampened with Pain Bnlm is superior to a plaster for lame buck or pains in the side or chest. It also relieves rheumatic poins cud mskes sleep end rest possible. For sale ct. Parker’s Drug Store. Liquor Destroyed at Kenora INVITE A. TEST. A BACHELOR’S LAMENT. LIN GERIN G COLD. A Good Lininmnt. “Rocky Mountain Goat.” Funeral Directorw V‘WINTER A. BELL UN DERTAKER Picture Framing on shortest notice. Last week we held our second Millinery Display, it was as usual a grand success. - Many came in to see the New \‘Vinter >1 tyles in Fur and Velvet. Since then. we made a special trip to the city and got some very New Ideas how Fur and Velvets or done. We will show the New Styles and be in a position ta give you something ,seclusive. You wont be meeting your own hat every time you turn around. ‘Ve bought a large stock of ‘New Goods at a great discount and we will give our customers the benefit of it. Our stock is larger than everâ€"a larger variety than ever to choose from. We ghall keep a large stock of goods all the season. Our trade is so extensive, we find_it neceesary E6 31%;; ‘lyieep' 611 band a large supply of the latest and best of everything in the millinery line. Durham MlLLIl‘éERY Full line of Catholic Robes, and black and White Caps for aged people. British Canadian Business _.Coilege “A.._._,.-__._____ __._ ._ __ , Great Trainingâ€"Small Cost. Good positions, Free Catalogue. Everybody W’elcomo. R. A. Fan uharson, B.A., Corner Yongc an Bloor Streets, Toronto. SHOW ROOMSâ€"Next to Swallovs's’ Barber Shop. RESIDEXCEâ€"Next door South of \V. J ‘ Lawrence’s blacksmith shop. Parisian Millinery Co. Embalming a Specialty and MISS DICK Ontario Large 72x72 Bed Comforters, $2 to $3 Large 11x4 Flanelette Blankets, in white and Grey, $1.25 pair. Floor Oil Cloth 1, 1% and 2 yards wide at 25c per sq. yard Smyrna Rugs 30x60 in, $3 each. Men’s Cardigan Jackets at 1.00, 1.25 and 1.50 each. Ladies’ fall and winter Underwear ' from 25c up. See our lines of 25c and 50c dross goods for fall and Winter. Fine imitation cut glass preserve dish- es at 200 and 400 each. '14 piece Pressed Glass table sets at 40c ; Dont forget to call and see us if you [want a lamp this fall. We have. them He Sells Cheap from" .50 up. {3' ALL ORDERS taken at the old stun} near McGowan's Mil! will be promptly at tended to. ALL Wonx GUARAMEED at “Live and let live” PRICES. GEORGE WHITMORB. music. BEG LEAVE TO mmzm MY CUE- l‘OMERS and the public in general that I 3m prepared to furnish NEW Pumps AND REPAIRS. WELL DRILLING, Rn-Cunntxa up Panascmme done with Cement; concrete. Songs, waltzes Pumps. New music received each week. Percv G. H. webstcr 1 have placed in stock a fine - line of late SOLD AT HALF PRICE. 25 gents Per (Zopv CALDER BLOCK and Cwo=Steps