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A Woman'u Troubleu. 5. A woman's always on (he jump. Her (roubles make a mere grin; If she‘s not trying to get plumn‘ You'll and she's trying to gel. ll hm'l necnunry In drlnk to drown unublol. A CChlrnao woman drown- .d ban by [mlhlufi her husband on on Mnniclpll Plar. Hubbyâ€" -"Your (H'hck [a [ho grocery alga buck wlth' no funds' on H " ' Wlfloâ€""Thnl'w funny. I saw an ad In the paper yeltordny which Inld the bank hm! n nurplus of more \hnn lhroo million. "I went to a la! n! trouble borrow- lnngm dollars from tlml fallow." "Wnll. you can put him lo a lot of trouble geltlng It bank." Wllllcâ€"“Pa. what In an optlml: Pn-â€"~"A man who think: that won't have to buy his wife a new mm. because the man next door his!” A cut and do: will often unoclnlo v“: oath other In pvrfect peano un- lll lhoy'r'o (led logolher. And It’s um way with some men and women. "Whom Ignnmnct- In bHsnâ€"" begun the rearlymntle philosopher. ""Ns lolly." answered Gladyv. "for girls In wonr Ihcrl skirts x'lnd rovcnl hawlcgs." The four [rent daurucllve agencies are wind. watt-r. fire and boys. One of, the things most needed In the present collegiate world In a mo- The Mr. Potato was all eyes [or Mlaa Spinach and (hey we!" to ho muffled. but the nation didn't Turnip. TORONTO in] Opens Sat, Aug. 27 "l "on I'll have [not n Ilght lunrh OWL-LAFFS (comm) thin at?" man dld he fur 1.04”." oburnd the nu. .- it but [0'06 In!» tho box a! awn... “om In. I pound ol mum club m, planâ€"nu [Ion- ov nun; um mum mo baby." A null. [unpack-d. wanna-looking Inn vu about to take u: Illmlnl- (Inn [of m. In-unncn. "You don't alumna, do you?" nth 04 th- vhnlehn. u no nude road! (or am. “No! | In! lint. or In,- ‘Mlllmt mm Mn!“ Wh-«n I brldn cum" down lo hr tut Viv-mu hvr mm!" [no you lay dullun to cup uh- m1 honeymoon In our. The mu. Inu- halt-Lad I moment looking u bu Irishman. the: "gum In A small, plplu voice: "I name than chow I limo nun." 8mm It "A m‘lllnh lmlunlrlou l-‘nlr In In: hold llmullananunly In lnmlon Ind mrmlnulmm "on ynnr nmmlnu Ionn lo Ian M n promlum. 'l‘n ulna [wire In mmll warn hnn boon u rerle [or Illlnlnyn M w.“ rurrvml um your. The l'llr will run fmm Feb. 20 In Mun-h 1 ”In It fihnradllinâ€"J'Au wins to | auppou I am lnrly. for no buy: her own rlnlhol." "rm. hum we won. than It hurt. you." and the ill-nun (IIII, as hot unlu- nullouod mo mulch“. i Comtankinople ' Kemnl'l The Bank Mnglclnn‘ "Ilenr you'rn studying l hlnd. Aren‘t you going lo 1 job In this bank?" . ”Hum! Only It don't pay I The much" who preach.- n his touuuntlou noon bu no canyon- llon In preach to. me. I continued the use of the pllls [or a while longer. and round that “to trouble that had bothered me was ghna and l was once more a well wo- man." Get Dr \Vllllnmn' Plnk l‘lllx-x at your «Imgmstflr write The Dr. “'Illnms' Modlclua Co.‘ the pills will cents n bux. Lotion tur nlr mull mum upon Italy bu \rrmou on fly p-por. If you would regnln your vlgor and smbltlon, knrp your blood and nervos In good Cunlllllnn. Annemln. or thln hlood lowers tho vlmllty. atnrvcs the nerves and causes a genoml rundown (ondltlon. When the blood In lhln tho, skln loses Its color. tho shoulders dmop nnd wolxht ls lost. The vlctlrn of anuemln loses vaetltc. sun‘ers from lndlgestlon. headaches and sleev- lossness. and Is nervous Ind exhaust- ed after Illxht uertlon. It you have any at them symptoms do not delay but bogln treatment now with Dr. thllsm‘ Pink Pllls snd you wlll bo gratlfled with the prompt Improve. ment In your co'ndluon. Among tho thousmds who have found new health through tho use of thls msdlclno ls Mrs. Herbert Nnglo. Ludlow. N.B., who sayszâ€""l had not been feellng wall for some Urne and was gradually growing weaker. I would take dllzy spells and often tnlnt. l warsublect (o mvorq handncheg and {nuns n My; to do my work. I took doctor's modl. clne [or some tlme, but It dld mo no good, and l was stlll growing weaker. ln thls condltlon I began the use of Dr. Wllllnms' Plnk l’llls. and la a short tlmo found they were halplng Cuultnutlnoplo.â€"~Wlth more than I mllllun 'I‘urltnh pound: Ivan]. tn celr bruuu the recent vhlt to Count-nun- uplo of Muuph- Kenn! Pubs. PM Ildant (II the 'erllh republic, tho majority of tho population of the metropoll- la preparod to llve tenth. rout of tho mmmer on bread and chm-no. flavored wlth nt- memorial at the Ipoctuulu Ind coutly Ihov. Tho munlqlpnlllxdnluod It. tren- zury tn Iuch u extent that It bu not yet been nblo to pay ulnrtu or pon- slums (or June. Ind Ibo-e not depend- ent on the muulclpul budget in not much better all. u the mnter put at that rporuounl "luxury lllowlnco" I'ent Into nubrcrlpllom collected for tho celebratlun. The money wu uaml for triumph!” nrchos. mm. picture: of the ":nnzl.’x us we] In In “.000 .\mer1mu»nmdo nutomobllo and a hlgh powered molar boat. which were pro- for lriumphnl of 0:0 "ghnzl. American-mad powered molo :cnled to the This Can Only he Done by Kecp~ ing the Blood Rich and Red. RETAIN YOUR VIGOR lloâ€""Dnrllnu. you under u! the world she (Indluunnufl- ul. nro llw omer Sm V 'Préwiuw Brockvllle. Ont. and be sent post mm at 50 ldom Poor After Visit 'And nu (he mum ulolxhl or hold your unnulh antin- '3 :, "no If the "~01. 1 and mrl can The Ontario Fire Marshal's Depart- ment advise keeping all asrials, it mounted on the root, below the term- innls oi the regular lightning rod masts. It is better to place the aerial away from buildings altogether. using poles for this special purpose only. There should be a good sized. single pole knite switch between the aerial and tho” set. The middle of this switch is connected to the serial and one and to Um ant and the 99:9, to the ground When the set is not in use the aerial should be directly connected to the ground and there should always be a tag attaching to the set warning people against using the some during an electrical storm. li‘ lightning should strike the serial it will then travel down the wire through the knife switch and into the ground connection without going through the receiving apparatus. .But. warns Deputy Fire Murahnl George F. Lewis. this devise should not he roniused with n lightning rod; it will not protect the house but simply takes the charge nwny from the radio set. "Thorn la n Dolnl in tho nco [or nclnly clolhlnx at whlch n Klrl mun! Mop lost the body he chilled (on much and weakened." Mllwnukeo---Scnntlneas In modern woman's dress Ia partly responsible for tho luberculosts problem. accord- ing to Dr. Hnye E. Dem-bolt, who n» norm] that {or the first tlme In tho htalory or thu \Vlsccnaln Tuberculosis Association all of the State's twenty nnnntorln nrt- filled with pntlentn. wlth lung wnltlu llnu at many of them. mm between 15 and 25. striving for n boyhh figure and wearIng scanty clothing, have lowered mm rf‘fllh- lance tn n polnl when; they are any pm] of the dlnonao. Dr, Denrhoit nah]. “I believe we can cut down Inher- culoaln among young wnmen I! we mum dreu reform." he declared. Tonvhor â€"-"Whnl I. In Islam! ('hlrlnn?" (‘hlrIMâ€""A plum when; Hm hot lnm of "In re- alrkn no llmmxh mu Inler."â€"l)onhon Vlamlnun" Sets in Country Need Extra Care m Proper Grounding as Protection Against Lightning In installing a radio receiving let in the country. that ie' on the (arms and in viii-sea and town: whei’e there are few street wires and pipes to car- ry uwny lightning (merges. I little er tm care In advisable Lightning may be attracted by the aerial and travel- Ing down this may not only demolish the set but deltroy the house as well. But by the addition of a simple grounding device the lightning will be deflected harmleeaiy into the earth. Blames Flimsy Modem Dress For Increase in Tuberculosis Ilnnrd'u Llnlmenflor bun". Many tharmonnlnrfl hnrn Mon [at Ilnu lholr hlahdurwn rnconlly. 'Bring ‘un on" an Pu; Knight 0! Crowneld. Albcru. Ind Cnnndlnnl North American Bncllu Hone Chunplon. Ho nlnod um um u 010‘ Wu?! Slumpedo held In the vent recently nulnu compotllorn from I". mm of Cmdn Ind the Unnod Bulu. and In dolnx so proud hlmult Inn-(er of anything the Ive-tern plnlm could produce In tho wuy 0! null" fury. The ellb‘oflh nddlo that Knlubl [- pholompnod holding l. 0110 Of the (rennin he won throulh hll nun; mother. umbollc of bin chart-nod Chlleon-blp. ll loan In the Inlet Ind WI- prmnted by Bdwnrd F. Albee. lbutrlul magnate. The Calgary Stampede which bu beeping In, lnnu-l event In regarded as (he an": a! ll: klnd held on the confluent. | Radio and Fire Very True Bucking Hone Chumpion The Real Drawing Curd. The moving-picture exhibitors are trying everything to keep up ultendA nnce In the summerâ€"cooling plums. ireo lemonade. souvenirs. Someone should suggest that they try good ple- lureu.â€"Oullaok. " It human beings would stop [wing humun,'democmcy would be perfect â€".Eruest Boyd. . Baby's Own Tablets are eapeclnlly made {or Mule ones. They are plans- am to take and can be glvan with ub- aoluto safely to even the new-born babe. They qulnkly banlah cousllpn- and simple fevers nnd make the cut» ting of teeth easy, They nro sold by medlclno dealers or by mu" n! 25 cents a box from The Dr. Wlllnm‘x' Medlcina CCo., Bruckvllle, Out. other mothers administer harsh. nauseating purgnnvea which in real- iiy irritate and injure the delicate stomach and bowel: and It the same time cause the children to dread all medicine. Absolutely no meat should be mum to a. child unul ll reaches the age of 18 months, and than only It npnroved by the doctor. For modlclpe. nll strong. dlsngmenble all: and powder: should be abandoned and Bnbyn' Own Tablets given lustemL ' at “n (QM: Many mothers give their chlldrcn Bolld {coda~ It too early in use and any proudly that their bnblea "eat oveamlnz that xmwn-np people do." Such a course In almost certain to bring on lndlgcsdon and lay [he loun- dation of much Ill-health {or the m- lle one. MISTAKES MOTHERS MAKE IN CARE 0|" LITTLE ONES MaBuzz went tn the oountmflooray! 9;; u Dmmom m" P‘Ofulunoea ”“h- LIT aptly clean {our home of £ch nnd mos- quito". h dso ills bed bugs. roaches. ants, and (heir eggs. Fl(ll to insects but [armless a! mankind. Will not Itlin. Get Fllt todny. MMHCMhMJ.Mkl-OOC¢.WTM Fllu Mosquitoes Mdhl 7 ’ Ana Bed Bug: Ito-chm 41mm.- and 'eat Good Flrmrt. They have their fisheries and cul~ Uvnle. among other uxlngs: Tobacco. [roe-lentils. pumnklns, cucumbers. ground-nuts. bananas. sweet potatoes. spring onions. "One finds among these cannlhuls," 110 paid. “credible lmmworkers llvln: In fairly decent surroundings and adopting much of present day civill- zation." Since the days oi the war this stmnxu country. inhabited by the nai- uhn, u people endowed with inmlli- L'once and industry, and, in aomn part-t. with cannibalism! habits, haul developed swiftly with the advent oi' the missionary and the trader. At present 1.000 nntivel nre ’work- in; on tin. Them II also coal. and the men extract numcient iron in some districts to minke thelr'own spears. hoes, axes and knives. Mr. Burton nnld thaL while In 1914 scarcely a native could read or write. thousand! now possess both accom- plishments. Almost every chief now has his secretary. mnnv them I 1!! baths: uh“; 9n," â€"generully n boneâ€"of some other human being on [he prlnclvle. '1 nm now a super-mm]. [or Ian: myaell und the other mun as well,’ " Cannibalism. Mr. Burton emphas- Ized. Is practically confined to the neighborhood of tho Luvidyo \vntur- chad. ' Londonâ€"We trust that before lom’. trial by red<hol lron. bollln; Inter. and mwul pol-on Ill! be mlnn of me put. Thl- hope was expressed by W. F. 1’. Burton, 3. mlulonnry. who lectured lo the Royal Geographlcal Soclely on the march of cllewllon In Central Knunxn. a ntrln of Dukosl Alrlca Ir 1ng to the north of Northern Rhodc‘ nla. -"0l‘ the three secret sock-Hon," said Mr. Burton. "the Baknsaudjl are far [he most sinister. "No one In allowed to be initiated How can a slabllizcd dollar cnntrl [mm (o n fluid currency? Cannibal Ideas Undergo Change Some are Capable of Intel- ligent Conversation, Says Ledurer Mlnard'u Llnlment relieve. Backacho‘ flor- ”All bum were used in com- mon urrler service. ”.800 lulu- View uled In any- lu school chllduu luck Ind form from home to reboot. Tom pulonnro curled by bun: were 3.195.000.0011. ‘ 0: (he Damon. 1.100.000.000 won van-ported by common ur. HMO! bun u-u-llcn just com- pllod by the Auction Automobllo Allocllllon cont-1n m. lollowlu ouuundln‘ he“ [or 1920: Toni number of motor bou- In IIIO. Ibout 80.000. lnvulmcnl In rolling flock. lor- mlunln. guru". om, worn upproxl- mntoly “56,000.000‘ Oran nvonuu or common carrier bun llnol wu nell‘ly ”00.000300. Tue- pud by m or vehicle oper- Iloru In allmu ll $112,000,000. Motor Bus Figure. Revenl Big Growth .Y our grocer knows when you order [RED ROSE ORANGE PEKOE you are a judge of fine tea. Now packed in Aluminum. [‘is good teg” I AUI' on (JENTLKNAN \VA‘I'TKD J In "on ally, town. uni Ullun tn I'lllll’lo. to net up olclulhe n-prcnnâ€" lnlh'n In dlllrlbullon o! lhu MIDI. Pray"; whul- nr pun time po-lllun o! lmwnunco; do bullneu .1 home. plan. ‘ In 1nd proclahlo occupuon. Arrlr by ' mu on! . Bible Prayer Al‘oi‘ :lloo, In: Onlarn 3mm, Toronto. Londonâ€"A lruu, memblln; the hmuua Cecil llhodu Foundationâ€"In- volving less money but with I wider outlook. In mm. In acholnrlhlp will be held In Arm-rim!) us we! In: British unlvanmoIâ€"h cmud by the will or the late Dame Julln Lewluohn Henry publllhed today. She wu the widow of Sir Charles Henry. Enron-hire, Enxlmd. 1nd 3 dnugmer 0! the m. Leon-rd Lowllohn of New York. Her 02mm Imounu to £246,000,. To preserve the treasures and keep the historic building in condition Lin society of Friends oi’ Canterbury Cathedral. In London. has been torn- ed by the Dean. The cathedral in h- mous (or its numerous monument! and tombs, and is known as Line cut“. 0! English Christianity. The teammont gives some £20,000 to charities and dependent». all leave: the whole mlldue In perpetuity to provide Ichohnhips for British and American student». it till be known In the Chnfiel and Julia Hpnry Fund. The lrustbel will be "12 ,compelent persona" appoint“ in can; portion by Oxford. Cun- hrldgo. iin an] and Yale. This ur- mngement Ihe testament says, is "in the earue 1 hope and desire at on- menting the friendship between the Hrlilsh Empire and the United Slums.” UH“ UL“ SENTonRLQUEBT Tells cause of cancer and whut to d, {or pain, bleeding, odor. utc‘ Writ. for it lo-dl . mentioning this paper. Ad. dies! ndinna H: Cancer ”up“ Indianapolis. nd. Ink! up; nIII) I'AIJOO ANEI WA "0. ISHRITE. lflun. "awn-In: rllhI. Remuxu II Tu wIIIquI Injury Io ulnl. Srlln on “non-lumen. Runplu 1r" I'. A. LFFEDVRE a 00.. AIalundrln. Um. CANCER Sprained Ligiments. 'rust Similar to Rhoda. Founchflon Formed in Britain Mm Taking Lydiamanum'.‘ Vegelable Compound Could Do 1 All Her Work and Gained in Weight mum. Sukmhewnn. â€" "I M] Inward troubles. hendrqchas and never. SIBK ABED EIGHT MONTHS Classified Advertisements me to try Cym- E. l‘inkhsm'n V030. ubh Compound.nnd an" taking two hula ] could 1. up and drum my- le. I Ilao No L nlm E. l‘inkhnm‘n Bhod Modifinmfiv lI'm-t '. wk Hm mchcIno l on! weighed um right pmmth ow I m irh mi much lfl ntt-IIL of nuts m- I vmd' Inn tnleev I «in. «whom holui'n' "I0 vVI (I I“ ' III ,1 I find it wondrVIlIy RN“ ' mllo troubles, IIMI hnw n mended N. (a x” mirhbnr- Manly (and: (III-'IuwvrnvI l- l reveIw .IIu Ill-nut i\ WII l um {wing but «a, M. Bauhatdnwn Preserving Canterbury Gentle uklhg with Mln- ard‘a wll qulckly rellcve the paln uml sllfl’ncsu. II'I'UAI’IO" VACANT “BU! No. 35â€"”.‘7 EITHER FREE BOOK pains in my back and sides I'll so nirk gononl that I could no sit up and I W“ inlwd Immlof the time (“T eight months, An mmt came In I-Isit Imd help me II» I w» nnnbln I~ nuand to my lmlw Ind amid not do SM £3! .l‘inkhnm' II V039. M u wnty- in!) twicr u alim- mm- I will UNI 5M