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Millbrook & Omemee Mirror (1905), 24 Aug 1905, p. 4

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As a Thirst Quencher "fire dove of peace fliw with leadcn wings 093m»: Tea, which Is absolutely the purest and most delicious tea the world produces. Death may be slow, but he finall) catches up It ought to be accounted a. crime to kin time. Some social lions are merely don- keys in disguise. A; empty hone“ is fun of dissatis- lacticn. Sun SPOtSâ€"freckles. Experience is the mother of wis- The SWen headed man has a stun'y air about him. The oftener a. man loses his temper the more he has of it. Life is a. comedy of errors; a trag- edy of disappointments. After the gOSsip has told it. all and added a. good deal to the original story she ends by saying, "There‘s a whole lot that I don’t remember! " Marriages are made in heavenâ€"and unmade on earth. I! a. singer’s voice has a the range It may succeed in making her a. fat pocket book. How the Independent Order of Foresters Has Grown. Some peofiie have nightmares, even while sleeping on their oppqrtup‘itics: ‘ As to whether “a. fool and his money are soon parted” depends a1- together on how much he has. A man who is tired of the world is no more so than the world is of him. It's strange that there are Very féw boys these days who wear patched The Supreme Court ol the Indepcm dent Order of Foresters held its triennial session at Atlantic City, New Jersey, recently. The reports submitted at this meeting show the society to be a wonderfully prosper- ous one. An Independent Finance Committee investigated all the secur- ities, etc., and reported that they Iound the business affairs of the or- der managed in a. thoroughly busi- ness manner. the investments safely and wisely made. and that no losses had been incurred during all the years of the. order's history. The order's accumulated funds have in- creased in the last three )ears $3,- 272,345. 51 The order’s position is growing better every year for instance, the increase in accumulated assets during the last two years, 1903â€"4, was 34.34 per cent... while the increase in insurance at risk during the same period was only 6.97 per cent. The order has increasâ€" ed its accumulated funds since the last meeting of the Supreme Court, more rapidly than it increased in any equal time previously. During the 313 working days of the year the order pays out $8,892.89 per day, and each day puts away a surplus of $3,907. The Order's accumulated funds now amount to over 89,000.- 000. and these. the committee 're- ports. are all well and safely invest- ed. The society has added 11.000 members net for each year of the past triennial period. No changes were made in the rates. the Supreme Chic!» Ranger contending that the rates of the order at the present time Were ample. Sinâ€"I partickly wish the satiety to be called to consider the cm what. follows. as I think it mite be maid 'l‘ranxtionnble in the next Re- ports. M’y wif had a Tombd Cat that dyd. Being a. torture shell and grate raw-it, We had Him berried in the Guardian and for the sake ol the enrichment of the mould I had the mks deposited under the roots of a Gotsberry Bush (The Frute b¢> ing up till them or a. smooth kind). But the next Scsons Frutc. after the Cat was box-fled. the Gosberrics was all hairy, and more Remarkable the Catpillcrs of the same Bush was A1 of the same Hairy Description. of an; memgership is only {hm}- aeven. The medical work seems, therefore. to be Well and carefully done. As a fraternal society the Independent Order of Foresters cerâ€" tainly has been a wonderful success, and something of its financial strength may be understood from the fact that the reports show that it has already enough in its treasury 0 pay all probable death claims for about five years without collecting my premiums from any one of its members.-Toronto Globe, August 15. More children die during the but weather months than at any other season of the year. Their vitality is then at its loxvest ebb, and an attack of diarrhoea, cholera infantum or stomach trouble may prove fatal in a few hours. For this reason no home in which there are young chil- dren should be without a box of Baby’s OWH Tablets, which promptly cure all stomach and bowel troubles. If the Tablets are given to a well. child they will prevent these ail- ments and keep the little one well and strong. Mrs. Joseph '1‘. Pigeon “at-.. I: LI-VA nan All the Supreme Executive were re- elected, with Ron. Dr. Oronhyatekha at their head. It. should be added that. the death rate of the order is low, indeed much lower than it was some years ago. and the average age A new way in which animals may benefit the human race without yielding their bodies for food is sug- gested; says the Boston Transcript. by a letter recently received by the secretary o! a rural English agricul- tural society. It is as follows: It is more blessed tc give than to There Is no other beverage can compare with it's {nun} how a. shit-twaist suit, A PROSPEROUS SOCIETY. WAYSIDE OBSERVATIONS. _ Illxed or cream Lat Highest Award 81:. Louis, l904. "BERRIED," INDEED. Lead Packets only. By all Grocers. Trial About to Open at Rome in Which Several Aristocrats Are Involved. A murder trial, involving several .promincnt aristocrats, and resembâ€" gling in some of its features the fum- ious Murri-Bonmurtini murder cables, will shortly be opened at. Pistoju, Utaly, where the affair has created I am immense sensation. MURDER BY PUTTING POWDER- ED GLASS IN FOOD. The trial relates to the suspicious death of Signor Arturo Colzi, a well known sportsman. and son of the immensely wealthy Cavalicro Vincen- 20 Cum. . The latter was sepa‘Fatcd about. four years ago from his wife. the daughter of a. noble Florentine famâ€" ily, and has since been living with a. married lady, who was locally known as “La Belle Carlotta." Arturo Coizi, who was on most, inimical terms with his father's lady friend, having recently died under very mysterious circumstances, two 0! his friends informed the public prosecutor that some time ago young Coizi surprised “Carlotta" in the act of opening his father's safe. SIGNED CONFESSION. Coizi there and then forced her to Write and Sign the following confes- sion, which he afterwards showed his friendszâ€"“I, the undersigned, was surprised in the act. of rifling the safe of Signor Vincenzo 00121, and I further confess that I have been in the habit of doing so for years.” Nellâ€"I am surprised to hear that their married life is so peaceful. When they Were engaged they used to fight like cats and dogs. Belleâ€"Yes; but they don’t see near- ly so-much of each other now; ' Since then “Carlotta" has, it. is alleged, been taking eVery opportun- ity to wreak her revenge not. only upon Auturo Colzi, buc also upon his wife and child. f’Ii‘his confession-was subsequently shown by young Colzi to his father, who destroyed the paper in his pro-- On repeated occasions the 00121 family discovered the presence of glass filings in their food. drug. and may be given with chal. safety to the new born baby at we“ grown chnd. There are imita’qons of this medicine and mothers should see that the words "Baby's Own Tablets" and the four-leaf clover with child’s head on each leaf is (cum! on the wrapper around each In the course of a prekiminary ex- amination in court he added that. Colzi’s wife and children were. in his opinion, suiiering from the same dis- order, but that Signor Vinccnzo Colzi's lady friend, who was Very highly connected and exercised a. great influence in society both at Pistoja and Rome had threatened that she would ruin him it he gave expression to his suspicions. His conscience. hOWever, would not per- mit him to maintain silence any longer. so satisfactory that i would not now be without them in the house. "These Tablets not only cure summer trou- bles). but an the minor ailments that. afflict infants and young children. They contain noo’piatc or harmfiul Finally, Arturo Colzi was attacked by a painful and lingering illness. which, despite a skilful surgical op- eration, ended in his death. Quite recently one of the doctors who wvm in attendanCc on him confessed that Colzi 3 symptoms had shown all the characteristics of intestinal irrita- tion, probably due to the presence or glass filings. PHYSICIANS STATEMENT. Box. ‘As, you valuéâ€"your child's life do not be persuaded to take a sub- stitute for Baby's Oyvn 1‘2?chth one medicine that makes children well and keeps them well. Sold by all druggists. or you can get them by mail at 25 cents a box by writing the Dr. William‘ Medicine 0-3., Brockvinc, Ont. The lady has been arrested on sus- picion. and is now awaiting trial. Poisoning by means of powdered glass or diamond was common ‘in Italy in the 16th century. Benvonuto Cellini (195004571) (dates in his autobiography an attempt on him .by powdered glass in his food when in prison. It was also one of the famous Borgia methods of poison- mg. and strong. Mrs. Joseph '1‘. Pigeon, Bryson, Que., says: "My little one was attacked with colic and diarrh- oea, and I found Baby’s Own Tablets PEACEFUL TIMES. AT LASTq TALE 0F VENGEANCE Story’s old- You understand; Willie skipped . Away from schoolâ€" Hustled to . 7 The swimming pooh .. On wrong side out; Toddled homeâ€" Got his shirt Vhen he eats He, has to stand.- Maw found it «1% SICKLY CHILDREN. STORY. THE ART OF MALIGNERY Man reigned Unconsciousness for 13 Yearsâ€"Insanity Simulation Not Successful. The art of shamming discusé has reached a. high level of perfection. This is mainly to be attributed to the {act that. the rewards of proli- ciency are great. Fresh in the minds of all is the recent case of a. profes- sional beggar in the city of London, whose voluntarily paretic limbs stirred up the lively compassion of the passcrs by. Men of the poor, so that charitable gifts flowed into his ready palm. ‘ , wâ€"nn 1:4+In s can; Ira.-.“ This case has excited some little attention, says the Lancet, chiefly, because the police have prosecuted him sucacssfully. bUt he is only one ofIch-y many. filth "an uv u ............. to have em: or move teeth extracted or filed down so as to obtain exemp- tion. ’i‘here is an old tale. in all probability true, that illustrates well the trouble which such a man will take to cseapo from military serâ€" vice. A soldier was seized with par- alysis oi‘ the right arm, the loss of power came on suddenly and without obvious cause. Malingering was sus- pected, but all the cil‘orts of the sur- geon oi the regiment Wcl'c unavailing‘ . .i 1.1...4 {Inn v:- vyn-y ..-u.._, . It is, hovmvcr. in connection with the naval and military services that. the art. of malingcry finds its chief In the days it. was necessary for a soldier to bite. off the end of the cartridge in loading his musket. it was no uncommon event, for a. man Another frequent motive for maiinâ€" gcring is to attract attention, not for the purpose of obtaining money but merely to gain notice. Sixnuia-l ted joint affections are not rare and there are many other forms. These cases merge imperceptibly into hy- steria is combined with the wish to deceive... It 1.5 not improbable that in some of these patients there is a certain degree 05 cutaneous anesthe- sia. which renders the self mutilation :moro easy of accomplishment. There are other causes for simulating dis- ease or injury. Sometimes it is done to swoid punishment, sometimes to wreak vengeance on another person .who is accused of having inflicted the ,‘injury. To obtain compensation for inju’ry in” a railway accidént‘scvemi? iicsions may be ' simulatcri. and cs- !pcciaily 'those.obscure and iii dofined -conditions which have been attribut- icd‘ to "spinal concussion.” byuu v. out, _ no proof could be obtained that thel paralysis was feigned. The man was? examined by two medical boards and; ultimately he was given his dis-1 charge. As he went off from the bar- racks on the top of the coach (it was in the days before railways) he waved a. hearty good-by to his comâ€"‘ rades WITH HIS PARALYZFD ARM. Probably the best example of the perseverance which men will display in the attempt to leave a. service which they detest is to he found in a case under the care of Cline. The patient was a sailor in the British navy, and it is worthy of note that he was a. “pressed" man. He fell on his head and a slight depression of the skull was produced. He immedi- ately becmne unconscious and all ef- forts to rouse him lulled. lle lny quietly in his hammock and never moved. He seemed deaf to all sounds, and at no time uttered 0. word. He was able to swallow food, both solid and liquid, and indeed he made signs with his lips and tongue when he wanted nourishment. lie was brought back to England. but no improvement followed, and the "unconsciousness" lasted for thir- teen months. Then it was resolwul to raise the depressed portion of the ‘ me. Flaps were made, a trephine was applied and the bone was cut through. An elevator was then inâ€" :troduced to raise the bone, and as the bone was lifted up consciousness jsuddenly returned to the patient and ,he spoke. At the time of the opera- ;tion most of the onlookers accepted the case as genuine, but no one ‘would nowadays venture to support Lthc idea that the patient really lay ‘unconscious for thirteen months. sud- [denly regaining consciousness on re- ’moval of the depressed bone. There can be no doubt that the man was a {malingerer and adopted this arduous method of leaving a serice into which he had been forced. The detection of malingcring is of- ten no easy matter, and no general rule can be laid down which will be applicable to all cases. The mere threatening of severe methods of treatment is sometimes successful, but frequently fails. The threat of the application of the actual cautery has cured paralysis, but cases have been recorded where melingerers have endured the cautery on several occa- sions. A man who simulated blind- ness was placed on the edge of a. jetty and told to well: strai ght for- ward. He stepped out and fell into the water, for he knew that those who were testing him dared not let him drowns In another. case; how, MENTAL DERANG EMENT of one sort or another is a favorite form of maJingery, but the results usually resemble the popular or stage idea. of insanity rather than the true products of mental aiieua- Lion It is not uncomuwn for the malingcrcx to combine two Terms of insanity. and this may beâ€"of value in detection. Still it. is often very difficult. to be certain that a patient is shamming. There are, however, some phenomena which cannot be simulated. It is impossible for a. sane man to imitate successfully the perisitent insomnia which often 0c- curs in the insane; the imposter can- not. put of! sleep beyond the second or third day. The amount of pain and discomâ€" fmt which malingoreis are willing to endure to obtain their dischuxgeo is almost incredible, but the facts are Well attested. A limb has been held in a fixed position for many months and not even the application of the actUal cautery has suffered to move it. Many men have chopped 021' some fingers and claimed that it was an accident. DIED FROM HEMORRHAGE. At the necroscopy it was found that the 't’ork.and pins had lodged at. the junction of the pharynx and esopha- gus and that the pins had ulcerated through the esophagal walls and had opened into the common Carotid ar- tery on both sides Sad to relate. many of the at- tempts to imitate disease have led to serious and irreparable results, and even to death itself. A man ex- cited an ulcer in his log by means of a. copper coin, and later gangrene appeared, necwsitating amputation below the knee. In endeavoring to excite hemoptysis a man sivallowéd a pork into which pinns had been in- serted. He spat up blood (1 be- came very emaciated and en sud. dcnly NY WAYS OF ING DISEASE. War. a. man who seemed to have par- alysis of an arm allowed the ampu- tating knife to be placed close to it. without fiinching, but when thrown into the river he struck out with both arms and swam. A. very useful method at detection is the suggesting of new signs and symptoms to the patient. The sur- geon remarks, say, in the case of e. paralyZQd arm, in the hearing of the malingerer that it is strange that the little finger is flexedâ€"it ought to be straight. In all probability at the next; visit the little finger will have assumed the suggested position. The more outre and irregular the fresh symptoms suggested by the sur- geon, the more definite is the detec- tion. In general anesthesia we pos- SeSS a. valuable means of diSCriminat- ing in certain cases between true and false paralysis, or contractures. While the patient is going under or recovering from anesthesia the ”par- alyzed" limb may be seen to move freely. THIS MESSAGE DAME BRADETTE CURED OF ALL HER PAINS BY DODD'S KIDNEY PILLS. Sufiered for Years Before She Found Quick Relief ‘in the Great Canadian Kidney Réfimedy. St. Rose, du lksgelc, ’I‘vmis’coum 00.. Quc., Aug. 21â€"(Specia.l).-â€"-Sufâ€" fcring women all over Canada will read with {c.lings of interest and r04 licf the exporiunce of “Dame Amcdcc Bradette of this place. "It. gives me pleasure to be able to tell," 'says Dame Braduttc, “that. l mu cured Of all the ills I suchrcd for a number of years. I found in Budd's Kidnvy I’llls quick relief from all my pains. I only had to tulié one box to bring back my health. and in five months I have had no return of my trouble." Those troublcs known only to W0- men always spring from disordered Kidneys. The. female organs are on- tirely dependent on the Kidneys. Dodd's Kidney Pills never fail to cure the Kidneys. That is why they always luring; health, strangth and rhu-rl‘ulnrss to Wonk, runâ€"down, suf- fcring womvu Foreigners, Mostly Germans. Are at the Head of the Czar’s Government. . As Russia's troubies multiply and one part of her political machinery is THE SLAVONIC FICTION THE MEN WHO RULE THE * RUSSIAN EMPIRE. no sooner patched up than anoLhcr breaks down, the men inside the Government. are beginning to set up the case for the defense says a. St. Petersblu'g letter. Wu have had Mr. Witto himSclf laying it down that Russia. has to be judged by standards entirely different from those that apply to any other country. It was put, forward as an excuse for the short lived nomination of his predecessor on the pvncc mission, M. Muravicfl'. that he had a. “Slavonic name glorious in Russian history" and that Witto's "Com-land name" was a. handicap when it came to Russia. having to see her representa- tive Sign a confession of defeat. And so with Baron Boson, the papers took pains to explain that, though he had a. Gemini name, his grandâ€" father was liecembrist patriot. one of the band of officers who tried to ex- tract the constitution from Nicholas I. eighty years ago. . , This emphasizing of Russian tradi- tion as something that must. keep her history outside of the currents that afiect other nations is not new, but, the theory is going to ho workad as the great justification of the present regime. Yet. it is not diffi- cult to produce abundant uvidcncc not only that this doctrine has no truth in it to-day but; furthermore, that it was never more than a useful fiction built up. BY MEN OI“ MANY RACES, who found it a handy explanation of the conquests and adventure which their native energy and easy sur- roundian tempted them to under- take. Peter the Great's career of expan- sion, which started the appetite for the "russillcation" of the smaller peoples who won: his neighbors, was generally conduqtcd by men Who Were not. Russians at all. When he Went. to Holland to study ship carpentry he left his whole empire in charge of a. Scotchman named Patrick Gordon. Entire provinces in the south were conquered for Peter by a full blooded negro whom ho had bought. on the slave market in Constantinople, bap- tized Hannibal ‘and promoted to be General . The upper ranks bureaucracy to-day supplied with thqfi 501 foreignerS. Vuv- â€"â€" . Catherine the Second’s exploits in Russia's name were carried through by just such a group of high spirited adVonturcs from all. part; of the earth as Peter loved to hem: around him. .With' her‘ they were mostly Gefma‘ns, for she herself _ was pure Gefman on both sides. . So it was all thx‘ough the Panslav- ist chapters of Russian history. when soldiers and statesmen who ‘Wero not. Slaves at all were working to force W -uâ€"J weuvw “a u-- on the smaller nationalities around Russia's frontiers a system which they called Slavonic. but might as well have called by any other name, as it was simply the system evolved by their own experience. as the like- liest to secure the business of gov- ernment and generalship as their own exclusive affairs. The upper ranks of the Russian bureaucracy today are plentifplly 'At the Foreign Office not only Count. LamsdorflA a {nepber or is the 1. ll‘ non-Slajmnic landowning MOSTLY GERMANS. IS FOR WOMEN ’U 7 sons' of naturalized class. but the man who really typifies what the foreign world understands by Russian diplomacy, Von Hartwig. head of the Asiatic Department, is a. man of wholly German extraction, the regular Prussian official, who lives in and for his department. In the diplomatic service some of the foremost champions of aggressive Russian expansion in the questions that led up to this war have been men of nonâ€"Russian families. Lewsar and Plancon. who made it their hus- inoss to over-awe the Chinese im- perial court. with. stories of Rus- sia's might from the legation at Pekin, were of Lovantine and French extraction In the army, where the tradition of Russian glory is mos t deeply root.- ed. the bias Igninst foreigners is widespread. Most men who saw the early fighting in Manchuria. agree that the most competent of Kouroâ€" patkin's Generals was the unfortum at c Stuckelherg. He was sat to flu impossible tasks, such as, with 30,000 men, to force the Japanese to raise the siege of Port Arthur. nnd‘he was left to withstand the. hardest blows at. Liaoyang. no is a Baltic province Lutheran, the sound, scientific Gun- cra] of the Gcmmn stuff type. "he new Russian War Minister, Rocdiger, is amuthcr of the German school. The leaveâ€"itâ€"to-chance orthodox Slav had as little in common wiLh him as with Gripcnbcrg. the galmnt old Swudu who was treated With as black ingratitude by Kuropatkin as the latter wags by the Czar. Loris Mclikon‘, the great reform Minister, who drew up a constitu- tion for Alexander 11., had a Rus- sian sounding name, but was, in fact an American by both parents. Put it is 5nly in the army that, any sentiment of Russia for the Rusâ€" .51 ms holds good. The political side of the Government is in its person- nel a racial mixtureâ€"more so even than the names indicate. PRINCE SVIATOI’OLK MIRSKY. a. Russian of historic family, was the Minister who more than any other single man gave the present zcmstvo campaign its opportunity and direc- tion. It is illustrative of the entire history of Russian administration that l'lchvc, half a. German, half 8. Pole, should have stood as the im- placable opponent of Western access to lloly Russia, and that SViatopolk Mirsky, the descendant of Russian Chieftains for Ccl‘ltUl‘lt‘S and not a tax manipulating lmrmmcrat. stood for political liberty and unicttercd access to the experience of the rest of the world. Results from common soaps: eczema, coarse hands, ragged clothes, shrunken flannels. Russian Liberals recognize. the mix- ture of races and wolcnmc it Th ‘5‘ rwvard all the talk of the mysterious Slav destiny. to undoxstand which “Mo says one should be born and bred in the country, as so much humbug. The man who always speaks what is uppermost; in his mind- should re-‘ member that the froth is always at the top. It is snrvicoahiu enough fiction to frighten timid rcfm'mm‘s‘ from inter- fering with the bux‘caucrut's pre- serves. If the distinguished defen- ders of the Slavonic igiou, which the SL-ivs themselves are not greatly inâ€" {urcstcd in. should cease to get rich out of the public tmmq mm may exâ€" pect them about the same time to cease preaching about. their lofty mission of protecting the Slav world from Western horesics of free gov- ern men t When a man‘ is. wedded to his own ideas he cannot be arrested for big- amy. unless it can be shown that he has more than one idea. “You can count on me." as the slow calculator-’5 fingers remarked. Lite is divided into two hoodsâ€" childhood and fals.-hood. Man is the picture. his clothes the frame. Oftentimes the frame is Worth more than the picture. The wiss man never procrastinatcs. He does not put on, he simply thinks it over. A fowl in the hL-ncuop is worth two in the basaball field. ‘ A great many men am like a rocking-bursa. They are always on the go. but nevpr get ahead. We think we know ourselves betâ€" ter than others know us; and yet. we never saw our own; proliics. Perhaps Plain Old Meat, Potatoes and Bread May be Against You for a Time. A change to the right. kind of food can lift, one from a sick bed. A lady in Weldon, 111., says: “Last spring I became bedâ€"fast with severe stomach trouble accom- panied by sick headache. I got. worse and worse until I became so low I could scarcely retain any food at all. although I tried every kind. ,I had become ‘compiotciy discour- aged. héd given up all hope and thought I was doomed to starve to death, till one day my husband try- ing to find something I could retain, brought home some GrapeNuts. “To my surprise the food",agrecd with me, digested perfectly. and without distress. I began to gain strength at once. my flesh (which had been flabby) grewx firmer. my health improved in every Way and every day, and in a very féw weeks I gained '20 pounds 'in Weight. I liked Grapeâ€"Nuts so Well that {or 4 months I ate no other food, and alâ€" ways felt. as Well Satisfied after eat- 1 - â€" ll_A banquet: um“. lvv- .â€" _,, “Grape-Nuts food has been a god- send to my family; it surely saved my life and my two little boys have thriven on it Wonderfully." Name given by Postum Co., Batth Creek, Mich. There’s a reason. Get the little book, “The Road to .Wellville,” in each pkg. ”WALKâ€"V'- "I had no return or the miserable sick stomach .nor of the headaches. that‘ I used to have when I ate other food. I am now a. well wo- man. doing all my owu work again, and feel that life is worth living. is]: I had. sat down to a. FACTS AND FANCIES Mk for the Octagon Bur WRONG SORT. 5Adclalde St. E: t, Toronto. Mention this paper. TELEBRAPHY Some men would be most miser- able without their miseries. ”foilficaxmot advertise men into af- fection for the Almighty. DOMINIO-fl SSHGOL OF NEW?!" Duty is a door to delight. Hidden sins cannot-be healed. Worship is but the voices of love. Disintcrcstcd men gut the greatest interest. This world needs new impulses more than new ideas. He who would do divine work must not. be afraid of dirt. WNVoi'hing proves culture better than kindness. ngâ€"u' Hevor find a beautiful life with boastful lips. The Lord have mercy on the boy with a faulblcss father. “ A good deal of piggishncss goes under the name of principle. He who loves men needs not to pray for power to low: God. It takes more milk and water to make the meekness of 11 Moses: No man is fitted to oversee any great work who cannot overlook some small things. W'I‘Hc Ev drld always will choke on a religion made out of philosophies (inst petrified and then pulverized be fused in heated arguments. _ "Most men imagine “(Eat a fizzle in husiucSS furnishes a fitting for the ministry. "Life i; but our name for that which the great Master may call the first lesson. The judgement is more likely to ask “How many shoes did you wear out in works of love?" than “How many prafircx‘s did you ofler?" “It is a positivé delight to meet a man you fool ynu can trust," re marked the individual with 'hc high forehead. "Oh. I don't, know! I prefer a man who pays cash." re- plied the. man who kept. the grocer's shop. are not more din‘erent than the old Use the safe. pleasant and effectual worm killer, Mother (:ravcs' Worm Ex- terminator; nothing equals it. Procure a bottle and take it home. Meekerâ€"Say, old chap, I'm in beastly bad luck; need money badly and havcn' t the least idea Where I can get it Baxterâ€"Well Im glad to hear thatâ€"I thought perhaps you had an idea. you could touch me for it. ”Opportunity knocks once at every man's door," but, often makes sure the man is out before knocking. are one? They are Cmerully Prepared.â€"Pills which dissipate themselves in tho stom- ach cannot. be expected to have much effect. upon the intestines. and to over- come cvsth'encse the medicine adminis- tered must inlluonca the action of these canals. Parmclco's Vegetable Plus are so made. under the supervision of ex- ports, that the substance in them $11- tcndcd to operate on tho intestines is retarded in action until they pass through the atomnsh to the bowels. “It takes tWO to make a quarrclf How about husband and Wife. who “A fan! and his monoy are soon parted." when the fool has friends. “Whatever man has done man can do" bott’er. "Look before you leap" out of the frying pan into the fire. .-J "'D .nv-» __. ~ v “I-{onesty is exact, to a. penny," but. not; a!Ways to larger amounts. ”The best things are not bought and sold"; they are stolen and kept. “Pity is akin to love," but _I:in- ship does not always signify friend- A Small Pill. but I’owerful.â€"-Thcy that. judge of the powers of a pill by its 512e, would consider l’armelec’s Vegetable Pills to be lacking. It is a. little Wonder amon pills. What it lacks in size it mu.‘cs,up in poum The remedies which}: curyics are ”put “Pity is ~akin ship does not, a ship. up in these small doses. because they are so powerful that. only small doses are required. The full strength of the extracts is secured in this form and do their work thoroughly. "“‘r . ~ “The second blow makes the fray,“ but not if the first is well placed. -. ‘17,. .u- ALA “Where's many a slip 'twixt" the cradlc and the grqvc. (zi'fveilr'ything ~co'mes to the man who Waits,” except that for which he waits. less. lost.’ ' “V"Until a. man finds a. wife he is only half”: thereafter he is still In connection with lawyers trying t9 confuse L‘vart-s in the witnessâ€" box in murder trials, 3 case is rc- cullcd whom the lawyer looked quiz- zicailfv at. \hv doctor who was testi- fying;- am! said: , "Doctors sometimes make mis- takes, don't they?" "The same as lawyers," was the reply. “But doctor's mistakes are buried six feet under ground,” said the lawyer. ”Yes," said the doctor, ”and law- yer’ s mist akes sometimes swing in the sis . Doctorâ€"What! Your dyspepsia no better? Did you follow my advice and drink hot water an hour before breakfast? {Patientâ€"I tried to, doctor but I was unable to keep it up for mon' than five minutes at a. stretch. '7He who hesitates" when lying “is For sale by all live grocers. A telegrapher earns from $540.00 to $1800.00 :1 year. Do you? If not, let Us qualify you to do so. Our free telegraph book explains everything. Write for it to-day. B. W. SOMERS, COMPLETED PROVE RBS. SENTENCE SEIIMONS . carefully Grown, Thoroughly Cured and Properly Packed fool is never wrong” ;few of SEVERE PRESCRIPTION. A TILT QF' wrrs. Principal. fashioned bulk or package teas. and the While traveling in Mexico I discover. cd II. drug which removes hair from race. arms. neck. or my part. at uni body instantly and permanently. so will send to any _one tfliicgea without OIL SALEâ€"EVERYBODY WHO keeps hens or pets should send 3°C at. once and get the best practical miorllnatlon and labest neWs about. poultry and pct stock keeping, every month for the next 16 months. Mom- back it not satisfied. A cuts wanna, Address. Poultry News. ‘wen Sound, any ex ense but a. postage stamp, Don't ju go my treatment by unsucoasav {:11 attempts of others. I have suflered for cars with this “fiction and now my il’e’s WOT.“ is to help other: from this humiliating trouble. My treat- ment is easy and accomplished or. home, and I will forfeit $500 if it fails to rcmovo hair. Don't suffer longer. Re» lief is now yours for the asking. Writs now lest you forget m{ address. DOROTHY HLH‘W. 19.15 .‘nrth SS1- teeuth Street. Philadelphia, Pa. ARM AT AIHDRHJ. ALRP"TA-â€" , 2598 acresâ€"22 miles north 0] Calgary; 3 miles from Airdrie railway depot; convenient. to church, school», stores, gated :5plendad1y situated; magnio focal. View; nrsvdass 8011; good water .upply; up-to-date improvements: well- buiit, hquse of eight, rooms, fitted F’U‘ all modern conveniences and drainage system; stable. cattle sheds. burn? shed, workshop, corrals. eta; good fences. all new Imd substantial; will b: sold as a going concern. with stock. cro‘ps, ‘machinery. tools and house fur- pisxings: this farm is all plowgble. and IS especially adm-tcd {or rowxng hard in]! wheat and {or mixed arming. Full mrticulars on application to Gray ros., Airdric, Alta. Svugeirfluous Hair farrpanenfly Removed IOXTBMR 1030310. MAYA t QUEBEC CLE A N I N ”m" l3.6,:23552.:- “7 E”? m During June. July, August and September the Chicago and North Western Ry. will sci: from Chicago. round trip excursion tickets to San Francisco. Los Angelcs. Portland. Ore. (Lewis . Clarke Excursion), Sc- uttle. Victoria, Vancouver at. Very low rates. Corrospnndingly cheap fares from all points in Canada. Choice 01 routes, best 0! train ser- vice. favorable stopovers and liberal return limits. Rates. folders and full information can be obtained from B. H. Bennett, General Agent. 2 East King St., Toronto. Out. 31 The Barberâ€"“Do you ever mas- sage the skin of your face?" The Customerâ€"“Massage?" The Barber â€"”Yes; knead it, you know." The Customerâ€""Oh. occasionaliy! But you seem to need it so much «arse than I do that you might as Well take the rest of it while you're about it!“ .- Jamesâ€"“When I'm calling I nsvc? know what to do with my hands and feet?" Jimsâ€"“Ofl’or your hand to the girl, and use your feet to get away from her father." “VI! “VIâ€"J All avhultls “Wkly!" UK 111'- J. D. Keliog 's Dysentery Cordini. tho medicine um. never mil: to efiect a cure. Those who have used it say it acts promptly. and thoroughly subdue: the pain and disease. Very many persons die annutuy Iron cholera and kindred summer complaints, who might have been saved, 1!. proper remedies but; been used. If attacked do gotndo ay ml g'c‘uing‘ ubqplauo! 1);. Lu--. Have you tried Holloway's Corn Cure? It has no equal for removing these troublesome excrescnccs as many have 'tified who haw: tried it. "Is that a. birthmark en your friend's forehead?" "No; that's a laundry mark." "A laundry 'nar'k. How odd?" ”Not so very. His wife hit him with a. flat-Iron." uver'a Y-Z (Wis. Heed) Disinfect. Ant Soup Powder duated in tho hath, soften: the inter Ind. disin- Mavi'sâ€"“And so you are going to marry Ferdinand after all. You've chosen him out of all the legions of suitors you used to have?" Avisâ€"â€" "Yes, hu was the may on: who pro- posed, and I decided that. a Ferdin- and was worth two in. ths bush." Mrs. Caseyâ€"An‘ wot be ye goin’ to make of yer boy. Mike?" Mgs. O'Tooleâ€"Well, we intinded him (or a. hodcarrier, like his pa. but the byc’s aim was so good at hittin’ scabs wid bricks while the last strike was faâ€"yé'hanzads’ u on R and says, 7'71 W you." Resis nce is useless. as the law of health imports: a. sentenoo of pa tn. 3! bérisézmetguon pain. and Dr. ‘1‘ cm. 35' ‘ec ric was 0 muted - force amt. sentence. “8 to on It is an omccr or the Law at Health. â€"thn called in to amen}! a. disturb- anco it searches out the hldmg-plam 0! pain. and like u. guardian of the peace. on, that. now Tim is goin: to have him train for a ball player. PACIFIC COAST EXCURSIONS. Shiloh’s , . Consumption Cure $323?“ will cure them. q1}lck1y. . There is no 1 injurious drug 1:: u. and 1!: is pleasant i to take. ‘ Atmdnzggkmm. 50c. undelfiaubotfle. \ LET THE BABY SLEEP “Uh WILSONS FLY PADS The children seem to catch wh goughoaaily in the summer time when xsalmya so much harder no got; rid of. Summer Whoofiing Cough REID LABEL \ ”ISSUE NO; 34â€"425; USE iwwwmw \‘ l‘; 10‘ nlh n“ VOL. 17. NU. 14 III aw just um" parting. 1 jng boo threshold wild figu threshold of Casue wild figure rushing towards him, and u- start the face of Vii! ”12‘” 3|" dn’aih. more than v“ MI nokv {unsun- um I: It was one dark st three necks a. u‘finfi. that John St and s: Lizzie a I” bank this : up and don"- hunted 'd wronged 1! and. in the "I throbhed HR a In «I hor zighxs found the ‘J pas He who 1!] I {rm lslt Imam: 1n aside tOWX' \‘cs‘st-l by a not: llWRl't young: sh ght, when the Wit hly from 1110 “V“; '.‘. poor L: arried into vessel by n! sight, _ .1110“ ) ocean? 538." ho husbandk‘ss I spare the Ship and c therein. 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