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FTIGUUUHM amen um no legal. on “4:.ch mo na- mix subsequent Inc! the m mud. Smy Cam. hues, tour msoxuonn ll rd" ‘owing Local News. Go. ‘. a lit.» each subsequent I in God-0d. whatnot“ II a the uflico. Th3. jour- "' ‘31“! ‘5‘ '0 “Hume Iritmu to mu lished G {BSON )SU'II «a. m gayâ€"M‘“ “a; L as such. and for the pupa. o!’ uming n. hm Don’t auspday mg. in u to "who um an sad so fropriowr. But A}: ‘ngomiampnu s: which mums-yum an be ad. {er I,“ Isms ho chsuxad ans. fcnluma of Ion. 500 Ace LINE I. R. 873me Mun-at? 093} no} 703350â€" â€"â€"â€" vv _....._.uu - “1°?!"me a! Marl-cos sou. under, 6 month. addition“ Bobcaygeou :ptuflcut, Oldest canto-Am TCAYOEON poi n DKO any. Maw Us s”. w J by tax {Wm Our lnucruction ln Bookkeeping. Short- hand. Typewriting, em. ls practical, up- ro-dma and Individual. Students may enter or. an?’ school day. 0‘}: It on maumefilu. n Evan-can u. pmjiculm. ?etcrboro, Ont MOLAUGHLIN. PEEL a. ruuiua ARRIS'I‘ERS,Solicitors, Notaries Etc., B Money l0 loam Lindsay Uifices over Bobcaygeon Office in Geo W. Taylm's Room near Post Oflice wzerea member of the nrm will attend l‘VU’)‘ Honda] from i130 to 4.30 p.m Mr. Geo. ‘I‘uvlor' will receive instructions and give appointment during the week. a. J. AchAcaapill‘x. c. J A Pan. Dominion Bank, ARMSTERS, Notaries, to Money to loan at lowest current rates. Terms to sun Borrowars. oflicesâ€" On corner Kent. and York 81., Lindsay. '1‘. Stswmr. L. V. O’Couxon 3.A. ARRISTEKfi, etc. 80111 County of Victorm and the 9:31, Money to Loan on Mort] current rates. omcea, William 7'. D 3100“ A Registratm .â€" mm'as. mnmm 'mes ran, Solicitor, for the odmo Bank. Mom-V L0 loan at {om-st rates. terms to suit the borrower. omces No 6 lelmm St, South, Lindsay, Ontario. 6. H Honms, Woo 415 W329: St bushy nohflcd that Births, mum-s is l” uuhjecu the ofirnder cou- to: each ofian’te. the Dwartmnm m: t BECAI‘ Having started business for myself on Russell “Stu Lindsay I am 31W - runish all kinds of Pumps of e most dim proved kinds ARRISTER. Etc 5 . Moncv to 1030 â€"LINDSAYW- FEDERAL BUSINESS -COLLEGEâ€" Pianos WM. WARREN NchtandOE maize! LINDSAY Sz. AndreWRg WATCHES BECAUSE WE BE- LlEV-Z THEM TO BE THE BEST. 0UP. STOCK IS LARGE AND wan. 5 32.50110. 9‘ Customers will get Agents fee’a Ofi by Organs Se w in 3 Machine _ dealing with me. Heparin; done. Winn: Term opens Jan. 2. .NSIS’I‘OUX, PECK. KERR STEWART 8:, O'CONNOR. Patent Mtdicine and Jewelery Store combined, Peterboro. Bandeau of Bobcavgoon 7 7-“... ‘ sistrafidn Nfimce. r‘ UGHLIN. PEEL a. FU LTON A large number of smdcnts have enrolled at eneucm instiution this year, than in any other }car in {:5 history. Why? SF. (AT: STUDENTS GET THE EDUCATION THEY EXPECT Barristers Solicitors 51mm: 3: memos. A. M. Fun-on, p. A- A . MCI)! A.RMID In“ of Bobcavgoon, are an that neglect to register asp-s 5:. Deaths within 3c davs ofi'mder to a fine of $20 3nd ofionfie. l‘nu instructions 0! m we to prmecute in every CHAS. E. The Winter Term at the H, etc. Sohcitofll, for the Victoria and the Bank 01 Mont . Lonn on Mortgage at lowest Oihces, William St" Lindsay Aux. JACK n a PUMPS ! 'W'A.RNE BROS- IVEGRL. HOPKINS. J. DENNIS, Lxsosn. 4-D Tbuj‘aiary Jail. 2.‘ :‘nc lun Fulla This glad season finds us better pre- pared than ever to furnish customers with the best grade ofgoode in outlines and our prices con- sistent with quality Come and see our styles. Prices right. Terms to Suit Purchaser STEWART, «I: DEATHS Busnlzssr; P31133030 Registnr must choose from a smal‘cr selection. Write for particulars to “'HEN your eyes trouble yciz cause you pain or headache or if your glass require changia'p: or you need new glasses. GO TOâ€" M. B. ANNIS Urn. D. Em SIGHT SPECIALIST, LINDSAY. OverNcIlIs Shoe Store Sanitation gmrantood- chug» Vary modmte moat tpproved manner. and «nu-muted. CHARGES aIODERATE. ENTIST. Fenelon Fall. Guidance of Toronto L'nlverit and Royal College 0! Dental Sur- veona. annches o: Dentistry formed According to the Latest. Improved ethods at Modmto FLOOD. OFFICEâ€" over Burgoyne'u store. Oolborno 8t Office hoxirn 9 to 5 Every day delay means that you Dental Parlors ovvr Gregory’s Drug Store. Garner 0! Kent and William Sis. ' ’ â€"DENTISTâ€" Graduate Royasl College of Dantnl Sur- geona o: Onyng.‘ .. n\\v Brewers of Fine Ale Porter When you want good Ale ask for CornnelISor Lindsay IE. I". A. WALTERS. R. MCCULLOUGH Leading Confectionery LINDSAY ‘EN HST Lindsay, Out, All work mechanical or operative, done in (no R. M A, FALLIS R. S. J. SIMS, DENTIST, â€"DENTIS’1‘.â€" Honor Graduate, ’l‘nronto University, How ARE YOUR EYES 1 NEELASDS a: IRVISE. DENTISTJ, LINDSAY WM. PRINGLE BOBUAYGEON thgow's store. w. (I. 011053, DENTISTRY. INELON FALLS- PRICIPAL. Office over Mr ‘LIZ‘JDt‘A‘1 I1 - 77777777 Formerly the Nation“! PETERBORO. Undu- nqw lumen-at. Pint elm smut menu. Baum hated. electric um. um slug ample rooms. The Leading rm“ 0! Summer Tom-inn. Boboeneon people and vlclnlt will be (routed with Suficulu “tendon an con- ldonuon. Iron m to and from n." Trelns. Rates 82 a day. This handsome new Hazel is fitted up with Electnc Ugh; Bathruom, hot and col) water and all modern Improvements. Lang 0 and convenient commercinl rooms, Good Stables. Particular uttentlon given the Bar The Bill of line, the beat to be: procured. The largest of: the Lakes. Tbep Race to spend Happy Holiday. Newly built, newly furnished. Beautiful spring wuter fountain in trout, of the house. Tno host bass fishing in thr world Boating Bathing, 'l‘ennin Golf Links; Base Bull. are to be obtained. '1‘crms.â€"$lb£) to $2 per day. Write and aucuro accomoaatiou J. Emma, . PETERBOROUGH, ONT. Lending Hotel in Town. Good farm of 100 core: ionr 3nd a half miles from Pcterboro, 80 acres in high state or culti- vction. good Brick House. 9 urge Bank Burns and other outbuildings, good stock nnd grain farm. price $4.500. Will sell stock sud machin- ery i! desired at correct price. CHEESE FACTORY Oboe" Factory in good section of com with tame dwelling 5nd stable. Separator am all nocoasuy npplianccs: for Cnecse and Butter tucking. Price and full pntticnlu on appli- Is ready for delivery and excels all form er editions in beauty and value. The cover isnbcau'tiful design in colors, the entire book is full of fine half tones, astronomical engravings and interesting matter. It contains the Hicks weather forecaats complete for the whole year. finely illustrated. The price bymail is35 cents, on News -Stands 30 cents. Word and \Vorks, the Rev. Irl R. Hicks flne monthly nnagazine.vcontains all his weath er forecastsfrom month to month, to- Rether witha. vast amount oi the best fumilv reading. The price is $1. a year and one almanac goes with each sub- scription. Address. Word and Works Publishing 00.. 2201 Locust Street, St. Louis, Missouri Write for rate on all manacs in quantities. Agents wanted. 01m» 136 Hunter 5:. Thu fine large house a‘wnys welcomes the travelling public, and emery attention is given to guests. GOOD BTABLES. GOOD ACCOMMODATION and GOOD MEALS GE”. W. TAYLOR, ERULAM 'l‘owxamp Cm“, AND Registrar of Births, Deaths,and Mar- riages At Oflce over the Post 0500, Bob cuygeon . Agent for London Lnncnshiro Life Au floy. Conveyancing done. Notary Public, Business always attended promptly J. A. LAWLEBS, Prcx: Market Square overlooking the River Omnubee. IMPSON FOUSE, m: ORIENTAL, OCKLAND HOUSE Cum Plains. mucking um Mould-ticking done on Shores-t. Notice. BASH, DOORS FRAMES, MOULU XRGS. NEWEEL POSTS, BALUSTERS. STAIR RAIL, ETC ‘BE WINDSOR 'UTEL BALMORAL Ito-panama and Makoto 0rd»: a: kind- uid style 01 J'. T. O’Donnm 8; ca. PLANING MILL HICKS 1908 ALMANAC SPECIAL OFFER BOBCAYGEON HOTELS. BUCKHORN Wm. H. SIMPSON, Prop. MINDEN 020. N. GBAEAI, Pn'c'r' Ems”. ED. ARNBERG 24 MIDLANB eQHNfiéS‘ *‘ HéfiALfi BOBCAYGEON, ONT, CANADA, FRIDAY, - DECEMBER 13, 1907, (.1 ' \‘ BOWL!“ PETERBOBO JOHN WARREN JOSEPH MEEHAN. AUCTIONEEH â€"LINDSAYâ€"- County of Victoria. FOB EAST VICTORIA Satisfaction Gnu-mm. Chane: Moderate BOBCAYGEON, ONT. LINDSAY riiAIié‘LE WORKS Calla-16 see quick and perfect work done by Electric 90'”! and get our low pnces before purchwsing- Prepared to undertake all orders Electrical and Plumbing Woxk. Our Mr. McPherson OF PETEEBORO Will be m Bobcayb eon for a few days A ll work guarntecd . Electrical and Plumbing Remember when in Lindsay 40 CALL ATâ€" Morton: And have your Plioto taken FAMILY GROUPS ALL THE LATEST STYLES All work finished with art and skill BIRTHS, DEATHS, AND MARRIAGE”. Residents or the Township of Votulam, are heroby nctified um neulec‘. to register Births Deaths, dz‘ Marriages within 30 days subjects 1h: oflender 1'0 t fine (21520 and costs torveach nuance. The instiu'étlonl ol the Dopa’utment are to pcoaemte in every GENERAL INSURANCE AGENT KENT STREET, Amazonian.- ”A Lg on.» be 113’ mu 92%?” . in; ""‘ML Largest and best Stock In County Crowning delight to your meal with a. jclly made from .; -. . Gi-efig’ a '8 Whfité Swan Jelly Powder Registration Notice. HAXR WORKS Clearing prices in Embroidery and Laces, Collars, Lace Ties, etc. LAND VALUATOR TABLE COVERS TABLE CENTRES Boncumxox George Street P11315333012:0I the season. Ask your great for the 31'“ ym‘like batâ€"there,“ 15-435“h winelndfruit. H: In“ harm get it. Price, :0 cats. Mrs Brynes Something entirely new in HAIR ORNAMENTS SWITCHES COMES, Etc Ernamanxn 1883 W. I. READ RO‘B’I‘. CHAMBERS , Paopnmoa. MONEY TU LO iN AUCTIONEER ONTARIO ARCHIVES LINDSAY. ALIBUR'I'ON REPORTER TORONTO for - euâ€"buvb lual I WC “0 uuxauvw. LINK! ~ lam sure..- -gweill iv: more" ts a responsibility m impartin our on a we can afl'ordt'to, “"5 3g “9255 secrets, as we" *9 in keeping those a an. I dare not give cheap pre -ohe JrE‘ .. .‘hvaM “M" Essacw‘ K..." may Bka 4.2% 5‘“ ’who 3'3 CSPCCMHY dear ‘0 me ‘ E16“ Wave been bestowed inmplace. {Christmas we make solemn vows not‘ to buy each otner presents, explaining 4 W that we cannot afford it and that we think just as much of each other. Just They See N015 [as sureas Christmas comes. however, I “It' 5 strange” said a. lover ( buy them each a present and they buy. {Naturm “how littl: people actuall it“ one. We have not the courage Of knew about the things that surroun our lgonvxctx‘olns. £23.51} some one them: One evening in the early sun wou start e “0' nstmas present met I gathered twenty- .mé haves fror l wave and 11?] {3:11 Into hne pretty qurck trees. vines. and plants that grow rigr Un. sweet 1 oh final“: and fragrant Was our land of enchangment oflold ;. Oh I beauteous days when we ramble Along the fail-"sands, brifln with gold, 0:- tosx’d our _ 3 high to the breezes. Our manes ‘ng loose. d and free As we qurqu the groan i’ke a. whirl- ‘Till we scouted the salt 0 he sea ! V Ah. those w'ere the days to xistence I Not. the pale, puny life of to-day ; No only the eyes ot-the horses call the sweet. tlmtvgone for aye. Now only thigzeiqtme Jim-sea Q-£AI.. __ AA v. ouv Softly speak of the freedom ~3.“;zone Till “we hear yet again haunted music Winding. down, on haunted wind horde; All the wind swift rush cite tempest. That rivalled our fiat-{me speed W~~ n we skimmed the brown plain to the in mountain._ , Yes, I behave we do spend too much for Christmas. That is, we give to people we have no need-b'eop‘le who are just acquaintances. ‘Ve send these gifts, just because we are afraid they may send us one, and we do not wish to be behind with our remem- bering. I have thought about this a great deal this year, and my Christmas greeting to many that I know will be a note or post card wishing them Merry Christmas. In the treatment of bruises where there is extensive discoloration of the skin if olive oil be freely appiicd without rubbing. the discoloration will quickly disappear. Absorbent cotton may be soaked in the oil and ahplied If the skin is broken, a little b Inc acid should be applied over the abrasion. A black eye thus treated can be render- ed normal ina few hours, especially if the oil be applied warm. How do you know the ng approv es of postage stamps Y He gives his countenance to them. Why isa theif callcd a j4il bird ? Because he’s been a robin. "Whvciniirsré lawyer like a donkey? When he is drawing a_conyey§_r_1_ce. When are we all-firtists Z ' When we draw a long face. - A , .. ._ _-,_D “What is the most dangerous time of the yea’r? When the buds are shoot- mg. "Whv is Whist more wicked than chess ? Because you play whist with four knaves and chess with two Bish o pi’Vhat is the difference between a sailor atlhe masthead and his ship? The ship saiis over the seas; the saiior sees o'ver the sails. ‘ - -a- -L‘ win in! we sc1 For Bruises A Few Posers For Xmas Givers. It can be stated on authority that no Christmas-keeping person will be inclined to dispute the necessary elements of the Christmas spirit are peace and good-will. It is essential to anyone’s Christmas comfort that he should have a fair measure of peace of mind. If he lacks that, he should find out why. If his disquiet has a fiscal basis, he should call a meeting of himself and firmly iesolve to pro-j cure a proper relation between his m‘-' comings and his outgoings at the cost whatever sacrifice of pomps and vanities may be necessary. He may not be able to do that actually in a day, or a week, but he can plan and he can re solve; and if he has a tolerably firm mind he ought to be able to resolve with suflicient vigor to bring his‘spirit the necessary relief. To lose one’s en joyment of Christmas because one has spent too much money in a bad year is intolerable. The report is good, to [save and scrape and pinch is good, if J: ___A_ “.1. 83V: mu vanâ€"r- ...__ r need be ;‘ to deny one’s self even the happiness of making gifts is praise- worthy if the case is bad onough; but to worry and be miserable is to misuse :h ha groutitbreathlng‘.’ noble-limbed stee . , . ‘ Hie past qiveth 5%): but a Whisper.‘ Hing {mine as the lost ages rollâ€"A ba‘ brown eyes soft of the horses Emprlson’d a. human soul I Duhéan BC [Pointed Paragraphs The woman who revals her inmost thoughts to her friend has no reason for complaint if that friend passes on her confidences to another. We can- not expect others to exert greater re. licence thin we do ourselves. There is a responsibility in imparting our own secrets. as we" M; in keeping thereof otherszé‘vfi.‘ wr'qkenflmlfip can Few married men care to attend pub lic lectures, because they have too many private lectures at hme. Put on your thinking cap when any one offers you something for nothing. Only six things are assential to the formation of a. happy home. The first is a good cook, 21nd the other five are money. Occasionally people go crazy in every country, but they stay crazy longer here than anywhere else. He that is wise will have somewhere in his heart a gratitude to God for the times when he was given the advantage of his failures. He who trusts thi will remember this, and take heart In the day of his failures. When you see a man balding up a post, the post is either 1005: or the man tight, “It s strange, said a. lover of Nhture, “how little people actually know about the things that surround them: One evening in the early sum- mer I gathered twenty- -fi\e haves from trees, vines and plants that grow right around the houseâ€"just common ordin ary leaves. I numbered them and pinned them around the room and had about twenty people try to name them You would have becn surprised at the result; and the funniest part was to see how surprised thepeople were them- selves. Some guessed four or five, some afew more. and one gave upâ€" and there were the most ridiculous mistakes; And the friend replied, “Yes, but its on1y another exampie of ‘Eyes have they, but they see not.’ At 11 recent meeting 01. tbeUpper Canada. Bibie Society the best methods to cope with the vest tide of immi- gration sweeping into the Dominion were .discusaedi The resident of the society, -Mr. N. W. oyles, was in the chair. After Rev. Jesse-Gibson. the secretary at the society, had stab ed that as a result of e centuryk work their organization had increas- ed their production and circulation of the Biblefrom fan: to two hundred and four millions he introduced the topic of the meetixig. “Hewpointed “out thet ageinst the 216,000 immi- Provinco,wm Appefl to Privy Coun- cil Against Dominion Government. Legal steps will probably be taken shortlytoappealtotheanyOoundJ the judgment handed out Last emu. met by the Supreme Court in the case of the Province of Ontario v. the Dominion‘of‘Canads, relative to the trust funds of the Province now held by the Pomizn'on; 1334V the jn‘dgment a? the Supreme Court the claim of Ontario that the Dominion amid not reduce the interest paid on the. Up- per Canada Grammar School and oth- erinnds immstoipereentaea was done three years ago, was upheld, while the Dominion won its conten- tion that the whole principal eodd be repaid to the Province. Corres- pondence is now taking place between the Province and the Dominion look- ing to have the ease finally settled by an appeal to the Privy Council. flewsfici' Eâ€"ifié Ember of those who showed distinctly foreign charac- tg’lstics. Torogtégust meet the _so- problans were perplexing gheolflworldunlessagmtundi- shut it ‘ “Damiano: meWfi. m: The earth spinsnpidiythronghw; {Ed'EE’gwuv tile hope M W would assume from “1°“ dd hwecom lite in a new: 00¢“? M4 Home Life Degmonted. IotLMu-IAAM. _ ____.., ~v \ Wtfidt. the author of “Through Sav- age Europe.” These are civllized cen-‘ 3 tags. But the remober district: are. as g of yore. hotbed: of outlawry and brlg- l andage, where you must travel with a revolver in each pocket and your life in your hand, and or this téct Mr. De 3 Windt had unpleasant proof. In the district called Ropilza an eld- 7 erly Turk urged us to pass the night ‘ at a squalid in where our driver had ' tam us. Failing to persuade us, the I old villain disappeared and so eflec-i ‘ tively plied our driver with sliwowitz ; that he could not sit up on the box un- ' : til sunset. It was therefore dark be- 2 fore we could set out. along a narrow ‘ road, hewn through dense pine rarest ; But the game little team dashed i :1le and must have covered about a ‘ mile when there came a violent lurch. i followed by a crash, and I iound my- 7 self in ‘he dusty road withln an inch E or IO 0! unpleasantly active iron heels. * The drver had been hurled by thel flock clean over the now heads and_ ' Form' "ny companion. like air. self. :tired. and we neg-\Q‘ Tue Balkans can boast of cities which are miniature replicas of Lon- don and Paris. declares Mr. Barry De â€".4 y; A. The Easy Way Travelers Are Hold Up In savage Eumpe. ‘ .ae cause of moms? ter, 0. .flage was luckily intact. and om; .xf‘rnce was broken. which 1 hastened to repair win; the aid of rope and a jackknifé. Then a curious thing happened. "Look behind you!" suddmly ex» chimed my friend. and I turned has- tily. to discover perhaps twenty silent. shadowy forms, which had apparently sprung. out of the earth around us. There was no’ "Your money or your life!" business about {mé stranfie band. but its methods were quite as effec- tual. ‘ “You will give us 200 (imam-"- about £Sâ€"“and_ we will heip you slur: that tree." said the spokesman in Sor- vian. and I instantry recognized the voice as one I had heard that after~ noon in the inn. insistance was of course usckws. for a match was kindled by the speak- or ostensibly to light a cigarette, but probably to reveal the gleam of fire- arms in every man‘s be". They num- bered more than twenty, we only three, and one of our number half stu- pefied with drink and terror. There was nothing for it but to my up and look pleasant. and. having re- moved the barrier. obviousiy placed there by themselves, fhe robbers van- lshed as mpidIy and 93011th as they had appeared on the scene. College of Brazen Nose. The odd nnmeuf Brazen Nose mrnse- ‘ nose) arises from n combination of eir- ! eumstnnces, some of which are among the most interesting features of the‘. history of Oxford university. From the earliest period the members of the ' university and the townspeople were engaged in continual hrolls, breaking out sometimes into Such violence that bloodshed ensued. The townspeople, however, appear to have had the best of it. and so again and again their on I tngonists withdrew from the place and { loft Oxford without a university. A‘ : one time Northampton was the place! of their retreat; at another Stamford. in Lincolnshire. At this last named: place were the remains of a \‘orman gateway belonging to one of the col- j leges thus established. 0n the door; there was of old an iron ring fixed in a nose of brass. to serve the purpose of I a ' knocker. and the college became 3 known through that feature as Brazen i Nose. On the return to Oxford. which ' took place after a little tinie. the mew- i bets of the college took the name with themâ€"Mn Answers. i l I i l I Her Opportunity. “I've come to give notice, ma'am." “Indeed?” “And would youse give me a good reference. ma’am? I’m going to Mrs. Jones. names the way.” “The best in the world, Maggie. f hate that woman."â€"Lite. ‘Courage. like cowardice. is undoubt- edly contagious, but some persons in not liable to atcb ltâ€"George D. Pren- A‘boat the only thing a man can do “that mm; is to tau.â€"Chlcago Rec- AN EVENING ATTACK. M ( , .‘ thif‘atsa'srf 13?, nilâ€"$33511, Kc him’: en ‘got mule sense. I never knew him I ‘ kick in his life! When are children and bees alike 1" When they have hives. Why is a man‘s false teeth like the stars ? They come out at-night. 000000000 $00000”000000000 Ellaâ€"She is a'decidcd blonde. isn‘g she P Doraâ€"Yes, but she only decided recently. When xsa boy’ s foot like an old lady dreaming )P When it is a- sleep Mamma ! Paps is in the kitchen- kissing the cook ! Never miqd darie W e may loose her, evgn at that ! 1 When is a man’s eye like an Irish-- man‘s house ? When it has a my in it. Vhy so dejected, Biron ? Hard luck 1 - 'iife ran away with chauflcut I’ll never get such a. good man again. Hawley: I wonder why a dentist cans his office a dental parlor P Smartâ€": I don’ t know. Drawing room would be more appropriate. EDid you mtss many of your meals on g Evaâ€"Do you consider kissing dele- 3 terions to the health '3 Jackâ€"I don't i know. I kissed a girl one time and i black spots came before my eyes. iEvaâ€"Gracious ! Was it heart disease? Jackâ€"No; she wore a veil. Confession.â€"-I measure an inch less around the waist than I used to- 0‘1, well, you'ye been engaged nearly three months It is well to keep watch on your p1cas~ ures This bountiful season of cheer Dan‘t indulge in so much merry Christ mas As to knock out your happy New Year. ‘ . V Billâ€"Did a girl ever stick you with a hat pin P J illâ€"Yes, a girl stuck me wzth one at the church {air the other night. Sheâ€"I will confess that I want to marrya title. Heâ€"Wcll I‘m chaix- man of the board of directors of our Neighborhood Croquet club. Miss. you are a hoyden. Nobody will ever can: to marry a. boisterous girl. Dm’t worry moxhzr. I’ll find some nice girlsterous boy. Blob‘) sâ€"Every thing goes wrong for me. S oobsâ€"W hy dJn' I you put some thing by for a rainy b3] ? Bloobsâ€" I did once, and the next day it snow- Jone just refused a cigar. I thought he was an inveterate smoker ? Oh. that’s all right. He’s oniy sworn 06 until! after Christmas, so his wife won't give him cigars. City Jayâ€"Did I hit anything, {arm- er ? Farmerâ€"No, you fired to quick. If you'd only waited two seconds the dog would have been right in range. In: ocean tri'; over ? Miss’ em ? I touldaqmt 9"!) wrm ”.- )~-.: A widow‘s weeds are flowers that telg Ha sad bereavement) story. But‘often are so pretty that We’d all them moum'ng glory. iows, and, to display his wit, said . k Pat. do you see that? To be sure 0: Ida, replied Pat. And where would‘ ‘you be to day if the gallows had its? fine? Oi'd be riding aioce, rcplieé' ‘ . at ' The other day a bright iiule news- boy was running along. yelling. Extry Nine lives lost ! A man bought a paper. Show me the account 01' the loss of so many Yives. he said. The youngsterppened the paper and point- ed to an Item about an inch and a half long. There it is, he said. It was headed, Arrested for Killing a Cat ! Vol. 38. ,No. 45. Excuse me, o\d man, said Ardupp, addressing an acquaintance who was talking with a friend but can I see you apart for a. moment 7 You mean a- lone, don’t you ? rejoined the other as be winked at his friend. That’s it; answered Ardupp. I want to see you about a loan of $5 for a few days. A Gentleman riding with 3}? Irish- man came with insightpf an 91d gall- SMILETS. his wit. siidr To be sure Oi l where would: said Ardupp,