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Orono Weekly Times - 3 Places I've Done Time by Clifford Francis The fair I went to the Brooklin Fair on the weekend and they sure put on a good show. The only thing I miss is the horse races, but the tractor pullers have filled that void. Things were quiet compared to the last time I went to the fair. The girl that I went with was a little on the frugal side. She refused to spend money on parking at the fairgrounds or let me pay. "We'll just park on the side of the road and walk the two and a half miles to the fairgrounds", she said. "The walk will do you good and if you get hungry, you can get a few pieces of berry pie that the United Church ladies are selling." After walking the two and- a-half miles and nearly getting struck by a few vehicles, we finally made it to the gates. One adult ticket I said, and a senior's pass for the missus. You could hear her swearing in downtown Brooklin--but I saved her two bucks. The fair was good and so were the three pieces of berry pie that I ate. That brings me back to the last time I went to the Brooklin Fair. I had gone to the fair to see the horse races and make a few bucks. After an evening of betting and a lot of drinking, a girl from Oshawa offered to take me back to a party at her place. That was all fine and good but, surprise, surprise. Her husband or boy friend was sitting sitting on the porch waiting for her. Needless to say, I hit the air and was on my way. I ended up down at the park sitting on the bench where I finished my refreshments refreshments and went to sleep. Early next morning I was awakened by the sound of birds at day break. I wandered up town to get a coffee and some smokes only to discover I only had a few cents change. Just enough for a coffee. When seven o'clock rolled around, I went to see a fellow I had done some drinking with. He gave me a few smokes, breakfast and loaned me a couple of bucks. We were sitting on the sofa when his wife noticed I had a knot in my sock and brought it to my attention. I knew I made a bunch of money at the fair and I guess I had hid it in my sock while I slept on the bench. There was about $500 in my sock and everything was just wonderful that day. I went from being a mere pauper to a near millionaire in no time. A fine fair after all. SPECIAL Nail Set with Air Brush $ 25 Brigitte Brown • Waxing • Nail Extensions • Air Brushing • Eyelash Tinting • paraffin Wax • Pedicures & Manicures Gift Certificates Avaifabfe ESTHETIC STUDIO MnrtmmTT on regular prices this coupon 171 Mill Street, Orono ON JLDBUM- 905-983-8169 The Newcastle Village Businesses & Residents are having their 1ST. ANNUAL Down CM d o{ slock (jlstowllMMcd ÿwlly used slttawt'xlk saL iLws Saturday & Sunday June 12th & June 13th 8am - 5pm Rain ov Slnno O'Toole Continued from page 2 the provincial Ministry of Health and Long-Term Care. Local hospitals are already highly accountable to their community. Bill 8, if passed, will ultimately make them accountable only to the provincial provincial government. Durham Riding events Last week, I was pleased to attend a political seminar at Clarke High School regarding the duties of federal, provincial and local governments. Candidates in the federal election election were among the guests. I would like to commend the grade 10 students and their teacher, Mr. Helleiner, for their interest in all levels of government. government. On Sunday, June 6,1 was pleased to attend the official official opening of the Duotopias j exhibition at the Visual Arts I Centre of Clarington in Bowmanville. Elected officials were invited to work with local artists to develop a work of art that represents their vision for the future of our region. I would like to thank artist David Gillespie for working with me on his installation that conveys my interest in preserving our environment and in using alternative alternative forms of energy such as wind turbines. Thanks also to Robin Pacific, the Artist/Animator who took part in this project, and also to Curator Margaret Rodgers. Congratulations to the University of Ontario Institute of Technology on the 2004 Inaugural Convocation and installation of Lyn McLeod as Chancellor. Reforms of Ontario Municipal Board Planned Barrier Continued from page 1 more than 120 million consumers consumers in Ontario, Canada and the U.S., stable and diverse ecconomic base, affordable housing, multiple recreational facilities and a strong sense of community. However the survey concluded concluded that there are "sufficient "sufficient barriers and disadvantages disadvantages to doing business within the boundaries of Clarington, which are due to rapid growth and lack of government dollars." dollars." Constraints range from the lack of zoned properties, under developed telecommu- Roy Forrester (R) was made the honourary Chairperson of the Oak Ridges Trail - Clarington Chapter, on Sunday as the trail was officially opened. The plaque was presented to Forrester by Rick Patterson who thanked him for his hard work, dedication and determination ensuring the 44 km. trail through Clarington was completed. The Province of Ontario is launching consultation into proposed reforms of the Ontario Municipal Board. The OMB is a special tribunal that has the responsibility to deal with land use planning disputes that cannot be resolved at the municipal level. I would be especially concerned if the Province attempted to take away some of the independence independence the OMB has in resolving municipal matters. Otherwise, disputes will end up in our backlogged court system. There will be a public meeting on planning reform in Pickering June 24th. The meeting meeting is at Dunbarton High School (East Gym) 655 nications, and such local issues as development charges and the permit process. With weaknesses being shown in many areas of the development development process, "It is clear those barriers to sustainable growth, and the responsibility for improvement, lies with all levels levels of government," stated McCrimmon. The BoT's Economic Development Committee will look at potential resolutions to business concerns related to telecommunications challenges challenges in Clarington. The BoT has also concluded concluded they need to survey businesses businesses in Clarington on a regular regular basis as a means of moni- Sheppard Ave. from 6:00 p.m. to 9:30 p.m. Details on planning planning reform are available at www.planningreform.ontario.ca Rick Hansen Wheels In Motion Event June 13 The Clarington Rick Hansen Wheels in Motion Event takes place at the Courtice Community Complex Sunday, June 13. Registration begins at 2 p.m. with participants starting the route at 3:00 p.m. There will be live music and a barbecue barbecue throughout the afternoon. The objective is to raise funds and to raise awareness for spinal cord injuiy research. For further information or to join the Roll for Hope, you are welcome welcome to call 905-404-8613. toring the process of economic economic growth. The Business Retention and Expansion program was issued by the Ontario Ministry of Municipal Affairs and Housing, and was made available available to the BoT for $7,000. Sponsored by the Newcastle Business Improvement Association ~ happenings ~ Great'Canadian Town Band Festival - Friday, June 18 - Military Tattoo at Oroao Fair- orounds 8 p m. featuring RCMP Musical Ride and more; Sat., June 19 - 8.30 a.m. ancakc Breakfast on library lawn, Parade on Main 10 a.m., Main Stage entertainment at Sylvanus Gardens 11 am. to 10 p.m,; Sunday, June 20 - Community Church Service Victorian Bandstand, library lawn 10:30 a.m. YarTsaltVBake Sale/Barbecue - at Orono United Church from 8 a.m. to 3 p.m. Siindav. June 20 Chicken Barbecue at Kendal